#i have already disected this in a gc but sometimes things are funny enough to post publicly | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chaotic-tired-cat · 1 year ago

Text

There is something really funny to me about nicknaming one cat perfectly for this, only to have a different one nearly start a house fire. The cosmic audacity is so high quality? My carpet is smoking and it's not due to the one I sometimes call Arson, but because of a sentient sweater-vest nicknamed BEANS

#beans #i have already disected this in a gc but sometimes things are funny enough to post publicly #they're all fine btw everything is fine #he's just clever and observant enough to force me into now putting plastic caps on extension cord outlets #nineteen years old is apparently the age at which consequences stop preventing curiosity #what kind of cat even figures out how to burn an extension cord from the inside out??? who does that???#most times when a pet messes with a living space its bc they were just acting according to their nature #but i cannot figure this one out

4 notes · View notes