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thinking about needy art...just so desperate for you :((( always so horny and riled up :((( he needs you so bad he can't help it :(((
we love you girl!!!!!! pls don't die!!!!!!!!
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anon i was literally just thinking about this omfg we're so connected it's crazy (this lowkey wandered into a bit of puppy!art territory, @fawnnpaws your influence is too great <333)
and you're SO right!!! in my mind this is so married art coded. that man literally worships the ground you walk on, there's nothing he wouldn't do for his WIFE. the woman with HIS last name. the woman that wears HIS ring on your finger. you're his whole world.
you're cooking dinner when the front door creaks open, the sound of art dropping his keys and bag clear from where you're stood at the stove.
he's always a keyed up, horny monster after practice, so you're not surprised when two strong arms wrap around your waist from behind. art clings to you like a second skin, pressing his chest to your back and hooking his chin over your shoulder, a sweet "hey baby," muttered into your hair.
you hum, not looking away from the pasta coming to a boil in front of you. "have a good practice?"
art nods, burying his nose in your hair and inhaling your familiar scent. "missed you," he says, voice going all light and airy. it makes you smile, stirring the pasta calmly as art starts grinding against your ass in small circles. you wonder if he even knows he's doing it or if he's more gone than you first thought.
"i did so good today, you'd be so proud of me," he rambles, brushing his lips over your neck as he speaks. his arms tighten around your waist, pulling you impossibly closer.
"yeah? hope you worked up an appetite, it's almost ready." your tone is overly casual, like you're not soaking your panties at the feel of art's thick cock through the thin fabric of your sweats. but it's all part of the game, ignoring him only works him up more.
"i could eat," he pants against your skin, a pointed roll of his hips pushes you closer to the stove. "god, i couldn't stop thinking about you." he groans, finally done pretending that it's dinner he cares about. he trails wet kisses down your neck, his hands slipping up under your shirt to paw at the lacy cups of your bralette.
the pot's water snaps and pops in warning, threatening the bare expanse of your stomach. you push art's hands down but he's not deterred, dropping them to knead at the meat of your hips.
"let's go to bed," he suggests into the crook of your neck, his breathing starting to get a little faster as he grinds against you with a purpose.
it's tempting, but you're not done cooking yet, and you know this won't take long.
"no," you say dismissively, turning the heat down to let the sauce pan on another burner slow to a simmer.
art whines, nuzzling deeper into your neck. his hand slides around, slipping between your legs to rub your cunt through your bottoms. "please?"
you sigh contently at his touch, letting your head drop to his shoulder. you let yourself get lost in him for a few seconds before you push his hand away again and cast your gaze back to the food, "no."
"the couch?" he tries, "it's just right there, in the living room. i can eat you out, i'll make you feel so good."
you bite your lip, stifling a smile at his needy begging. you bob your head side to side lightly, a considering noise passing through your lips before you deny him for the third time, "no."
art swallows, his breath getting shallow. "right here, i could eat you out right here," he rambles, his hips speeding up. you can feel the wetness of his pre-come leaking through his own shorts to seep into yours. "i could fuck you right here, against the counter."
you hum noncommittally, adding more dried oregano. it's quiet, just the sound of art's ragged breathing and the hiss of the boiling water. art takes it upon himself to fill the silence.
"i could," he takes a shuddering breath, "we don't have to fuck, i could just eat you out. i could sit by your feet, you don't have to do anything. i can...i could, i could use your leg."
you almost give in, his sweet voice begging you to let him get his mouth on you too much. you don't have to see his face to know he's gone red and flush, embarrassed but too worked up to stop.
"you want me to abandon dinner because, why? you can't keep your dick down? i'm busy, art."
art’s breath hitches, his hands trembling as they grip your hips. "i’m sorry," he breathes out, though you know he’s anything but. the apology only makes him grind harder, chasing any scrap of attention you might throw his way. “please,” he whimpers, his voice cracking. “i just— i need it so bad. please, baby.”
you click your tongue in disapproval, shaking your head as you turn back to the stove, stirring the sauce with a slow, deliberate motion. “you’re such a mess, art. can’t even wait until dinner’s done before you start acting like a desperate slut, can you?”
art shudders behind you, his grip tightening on your waist as his hips jerk involuntarily. “i’m sorry,” he gasps out for the second time. “i just—fuck, i can’t help it. please, let me—”
"no, if you want to come in here and hump my leg like a desperate puppy, than that's how you're going to come."
art’s whimper is pitiful, his hips stuttering against you, driven by nothing but raw desire. he’s practically drooling, his breath hot and uneven against your neck as he desperately grinds himself against your thigh.
“please, please,” he chants, the word a broken prayer on his lips, but you don’t miss the way he shudders under your cruel tone, his body trembling with anticipation.
“god, you’re pathetic,” you say through a condescending laugh, “you can’t even control yourself for a second, can you? always so eager to make a mess. i should make you clean it up with your tongue.”
art comes in his boxers with a broken whine. the timer goes off a couple seconds later.
#- 🧶 anon#i'm sick#but like actually lmao#i have a sinus infection#it's ew#not fun at all#but i couldn't ignore this ask#not when it was literally just on my mind#sub art nation assemble#you've been summoned#i love you too anon!!!!!#i promise i won't die#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson x you#art donaldson smut#challengers smut
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They are so stupid. Watches 98 again
#trigun#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#I have a sinus infection#and art block#s’all I got chief…….. all I got……#my art
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That face…
#don’t judge me#but I love when he makes that face#I have a sinus infection#and I feel like I’m fucking dying#rivers cuomo#matt sharp
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Dr Banoodle reporting for her shift to provide the prescribed snuggles
#personal#cats#pets#cute cats#cute kitty#cute pets#kittycat#kitty#adorable pets#dilute calico#luna banoodle#i have a sinus infection#so im holding her back from snuggling my face#but she insisted on some sort of snuggles
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if i am up after 1am on any given night during winter, it's almost a given that not a single thought in my head is positive.
all i want for christmas is to feel content, even mildly pleased. to feel like i matter. like my "friends" don't secretly hate me. like i am loved. like i'm not going to die alone. like my sister doesn't hate me or my family. or just... not to feel at all.
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today was been the #worst
#i have a sinus infection#i started my period#i worked a midshift today (11-7) and while the majority of my shift was fine the last 2 and a half hours really tested me#(…………whatever bro i’m so glad i’m fucking quitting)#and then i decided i wanted to get myself a little sweet treat at this coffee place that’s like a bit further down from where my job is#bc they’re really nice and like we recognize each other since my coworkers and i go so often#BUT THE PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME WERE SO DUMB AND THEY MESSED UP THE ENTIRE LINE AND IN TURN MESSED THE WORKERS UP SO IT TOOK EVEN LONGER#i hope all their drinks spill#all over them or. even better all over their car#like the day was really looking up and then it just went crashing down#i wanted to cry so bad and tbh i still do#at least i got see some of my fave baristas#whatever man im gonna watch phineas and ferb and forget that im a real person now#lilia.habla#.txt
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I want my ears to stop ringing plz
#i have a sinus infection#and my ears have been ringing for hours at a time#i can ignore it sometimes but im just tired of hearing it#uuhg#ear ringing
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i would like it very much if the holes in the bones of my face would stop secreting green slime
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I’m not supposed to be awake during my blog’s queue hours. This feels unnatural
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bbbbhhhhhbgbbbugghhhhhh my ear hurts and I CANNOT BREATHE
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FOREIGN BODY DETECTED: DEPLOY THE GUNK
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power move: bake cookies while sick so nobody else can have any
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GAZE UPON HOW FAR I HATH FALLEN.
WITNESS WHAT THE PLAGUE HAS REDUCED ME TO
*camera pans over to a shot of me laying in my bed drinking herbal tea and eating cookies while surrounded by tissues*
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this body truly a mvp but where do i get the improvements
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*in the tone of a sick victorian child* i fear today my be my last. take me to see the trees one last time before you lay me to rest.
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