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Arson is ALWAYS the answer | Thorton

@factoriprince

“Its been weeks, he hasn’t opened his lab for anyone. Not even his new assistant.” 

Remy let out a groan, it had been a few weeks since she’s started working at the Factory. It was her dream job, she basically begged the hiring representative for the position. Anything to be closer to her literal hero. 

However, everything was not as she hoped. Sure she was pretty set, they gave her her own little apartment that was on the Battle Frontier. These days she just goes to work and file papers, occasionally she’s set to battle some trainers but its usually by request only. The other staff couldn’t really do much, they only talked about possible reasons why. A bunch of scientists, all they think about are numbers.. cause and effect. 

Remy was loosing her mind. 

Finally, she couldn’t take it anymore. When she came into the office this morning she wondered why no one had BOTHERED to go in there and see what he was doing. Approaching the doorway, she began to bang on it for attention. There was no answer. Honestly, she was fed up. She came here to work with her icon, and he was apparently throwing some fit. 

It was time to fight fire with fire, “Open the door Thorton, or i’m gonna blow it down!” Reaching in her lab coat she pulled out her Scoliopede and called him into battle. 

“If you don’t open this door he’s gonna use a hyper beam!!”