#i have a really really strong immune system but im still like. disabled to the point where if i got sick it would fuck me up bad
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raven · 11 months ago
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if you dont wear a mask when you're sick i hope you die. "oh its just a cold its not covid" i dont give a fuck i dont want to get a cold either. you disgust me. you sicken me. literally.
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cruddyborderlandstheories · 4 years ago
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so i’d really like to finish my guardian takedown lore analysis, but honestly the game isn’t really fun to play at the moment anymore (even with the health debuffs they added) so I think im going to be taking a break for now because I’m just not having fun anymore.
this game has a lotta mechanical problems i think need to be addressed so im gonna summarize it as bullet points below. I’ll play the new dlc when it drops, but idk if i’ll be on more than that (grinding, end-game stuff) until they make some serious changes. I’ve been playing (near) daily since launch, followed the patch/hotfix notes every single week, and my patience has finally, FINALLY run dry, especially with that really disappointing Phase 1 Patch and then the hotfix this week not adding anything else. What is the balancing team doing??? 😩
tl;dr: FIX THE VAULT HUNTERS!!!!
anyway. That’s all I needed to get outta my system. I might log on to this blog every now and again to post some random shit that pops into my head (probably with regards to my AU), but I’m not going to be actively playing and posting for the time being. Goodbye (for now), and here’s hoping the new DLC is good!! 
guardian takedown only problems:
there’s a lot of waiting around, and sometimes it’s not explicitly stated that you’re waiting for something, so you’ll be lost on what to do next (not sure if that’s a dialogue glitch or not)
the crystal charge insta-death is bull. just. what the hell. at least make it so you just have to start over. killing ur players for failing a “puzzle” that they then have to fight all the way back to is so infuriating.
dying because you fell off a platforming puzzle is also bull. 
i remember playing the first DMC on my playstation in middle school and having a conniption over the part in the observatory(? it’s been a hot minute since I played DMC 1) with the disappearing/invisible platforms. I h a t e jumping puzzles. why are they in a section of the game where death is semi-permanent and a detriment to your teammates. i tried the takedown 2x with friends and both times one friend didn’t make the first big jump to the temple and had to wait for our inevitable deaths. that’s so unfair to them.
there’s absolutely no reason for a boss to have 12 fuckin immunity phases. 4 per health bar with 3 health bars? Who the fuck designed this? *pumps shotgun* i just wanna talk. 
i appreciate a tasteful immunity phase every now and again (the ones in the Valkyrie fight are actually p reasonable), but christ. that is overkill. I don’t mind the main boss fight, since u can end those early through certain actions, but jesus. the mid-boss fight is annoying as hell. you spend more time running from the immunity phases and finding the damn boss than u do actually shooting it.
drop rates are crap, which I guess should be expected given what happened with the Maliwan Takedown and the handful of months it took for them to fix that, but also you think they’d have learned.
in the maliwan takedown there’s a sense of progression thru the facility after you kill each area’s batch of enemies, but in this one it’s... dampened by the crystal charging sequences. you kill all the enemies in an area, press a button, and now you have to kill 3x that number of enemies in the same area, expect you’re just standing there motionless. It’s not fun.
the crystal charging stuff is just not fun in general. standing in a square is not entertaining. it’s worse that it was clearly designed for 3+ players when a majority of people play/grind solo
i gotta admit the boss fights just aren’t as fun as the Maliwan Takedown fights overall. I felt like a real badass fighting Wotan for the first time, but the main boss for this Takedown is kind of a bitch. Wotan’s fight is chaos, there’s so much shit happening at once and you don’t really have time to process everything and I love it. This one is p meh...
This would be fine and I’d 100% not care that much if there weren’t all these OTHER problems
General Issues with the Game
There’s no endgame stuff to play outside of the takedowns. 
I assume they’re working on the first raid given some stuff I found in the Guardian Takedown files, but I really wish they’d keep the seasonal events/areas. They give us the option to disable/enable them while they’re ‘active’, just give us the ability to do it whenever we want.
when i hop on i either run through Athenas (my favorite map), or farm a boss or two. I have all the loot i really need from the maliwan takedown/elsewhere, and the guardian takedown just... isn’t fun atm, so i have nothing to do.
I’ve reset my playthru multiple times to play the main story at m10, but u can only play it (and the dlc) so many times
Mayhem levels and modifiers are a hot m e s s
a majority of the modifiers just aren’t fun to play with
they incorporated like 2-3 fun modifiers (from the community), then added a bunch that straight-up aren’t. I’m fine with the game being more difficult, but at least give us modifiers that make it more entertaining to play at a higher level instead of more annoying. I like the ones that have trade-offs or add new ‘enemies’, but I hate the ones that just straight up reduce your damage output.
a majority of the weapons with the mayhem 10 anointment (scaling) do not work on mayhem 10 (we’ll go more in-depth with this later)
Player Characters (Vault Hunters!!!) are also a hot mess and a lot of problems plaguing them haven’t been fixed SINCE LAUNCH
theyre literally the basis of the game and its balance. why havent you guys fixed them yet. stop adding new content until they’re fixed. no new skill trees until the base 3 trees work ON EVERY CHARACTER.
seriously. Why is amara p much limited to using Phasegrasp. Why does Iron Bear not matter to Moze except to proc anointments. MAKE ALL ACTION SKILLS EQUAL AND HAVE HEFT.
i wrote an essay here about it bc i feel that strongly about this
SERIOUSLY FIXING UR VAULT HUNTERS WILL MAKE BALANCING SO MUCH EASIER PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU THEY ARE THE BASE OF UR BALANCING WOES
ZANE IS STILL UNUSABLE WITHOUT THE SEEIN’ DEAD CLASS MOD!!!!!!!!!!!
MOZE IS SCREWED BC HER DAMAGE IS TOO RELIANT ON ASE ANOINTMENTS!!
AMARA DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING MELEE BUILD AS THE ADVERTISED MELEE CHARACTER???
FL4K’S HEADCOUNT SKILL IS S T I L L BROKEN EVER SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE MALIWAN TAKEDOWN
ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING TO THE COMMUNITY *PLEASEEEEEEE*
BUFF AND FIX THE GODDAMN VAULT HUNTERS
Anointments were a mistake. Damage end-game is wayyyy too reliant on them
anoints should have a maximum of, like, a 20% damage bonus. the damage necessary to kill enemies *should be coming from the VHs themselves*. i don’t care if you have to revamp every single Vault Hunter’s skill trees and buff them all by 9000%. THEY DESERVE IT AT THIS POINT
at the moment in m10 there really isn’t much build diversity *even between Vault Hunters*. We’re all using the same 5 guns (OPQ System. Kaoson. idk. fuckin brainstormer? is that still a thing? jesus fuck) with the same 3 anointments (100% on ASE, cryo while SNTL, and 300% while 90%).
you want to diversify builds like you said during the gameplay reveal???? you want our choice in Vault Hunter to actually fuckin matter???? FIX THEM!!!! THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO DEAL DAMAGE WITHOUT STUPID POWERFUL LEGENDARIES AND ANOINTMENTS!!!
Anoints also shouldn’t be common. At all. They should be, like, Pearl rarity. To let that happen, their damage needs to be tuned way the fuck down (again, 20ish % bonus MAX) and ALL ANOINTS NEED TO BE USEFUL IN SOME WAY
NOBODY IS GOING TO USE THE AIRBORNE OR SLIDING ANOINTMENTS JUST REMOVE THEM ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
obviously these changes can’t happen because they fucked up and buckled down with everything being anointed in m10, but still
imagine a world where the VHs actually did damage on their own without anointments and the damage buff from them was just an incentive to grind for the 100% perfect weapon and NOT A REQUIREMENT TO DEAL DAMAGE
>:(
A majority of gear is borderline worthless at M10
I’m fine with the difficulty of M10, i should let it be known. The enemy health isn’t really the problem IF ALL GUNS ACTED THE SAME AS THE OPQ SYSTEM
ffs.
you know, if you fixed ur vault hunters so they all did damage with just purple weapons (abt the same damage as legendaries w/o special effects) and removed the anointment requirement from late-game play, balancing your guns would be sooo much easier. you know. just saying.
right now only 10% (im being generous) of guns in the game are viable. 90% are worthless. We need AT LEAST 60-70% viable at M10. WHERE IS MY BUILD DIVERSITY. WHY ARE ALL LEGENDARIES NOW JUST “HEY THIS GUN IS STRONGER THAN THE LAST 4 WE RELEASED. HAVE FUN”
how to fix this problem? do as above: BUFF YOUR PLAYER CHARACTERS. MAKE ANOINTMENTS LESS STRONG.
then, at least the 10% already strong weapons would be stupid strong and OP as fuck, BUT AT LEAST WE COULD HAVE BUILD VARIETY!!! I don’t care if other people are dummy strong one-shotting everything in sight. I don’t! so long as they don’t play with me, I couldn’t care less!!! I want to be able to play with the unique, interesting legendaries. instead of the OPQ System. which, by the way, I dislike compared to the normal Q-System. let me use the frozen heart shield and the infiltrator mod. I don’t wanna be chained to the Seein’ Dead anymore :(
honestly at this point im starting to think removing slag was a mistake bc then at least we could use guns that aren’t solely damage-based guns. you know how fucked up you’ve got me that im thinking maybe slag wouldn’t be so bad this time around??? YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP B A D.
FIX THE GAME
IM TAKING A BREAK
MAYBE I’LL BE LESS UPSET WHEN I COME BACK FOR THE DLC BUT HOT. DIGGITY. SHIT.
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Live 2020 debate commentary from a salty, disabled, and VERY pissed gen Z
 Yall he just said he’s immune
My dad just left the room
Bitch are u saying Johnson and Johnson is going to make the vaccine?
sir that’s the diaper company…..smh
Biden just said its going to be a dark winter
#winter is coming
“virus.....that came from china” -trump 2020
“were learning to live with it”-trump 2020
apparently “Biden lives in his basement”-your president 2020
totally accurate.....obviously
ohhhh biden just said were learning to die with it
trump interrupted biden
Mam I thought you said you were muting them?
biden laugh count at 3
he all about the once percent till its the dead ones
trump interrupting at 3...nvm its now 4
this debate is making my dog sad
interrupting now at 5 for trump
trump saying his young sons illness just “went away”
bitch he’s may age and no it did not just “go away”
he was in quarantine for two weeks
apparently nyc is a ghost town 
its not a ghost town trump I live right next to it
loudest neighbors ever
trump don’t call him Anthony
his name is DOCTOR Fauci
treat him with the respect he deserves
Biden looks so sad
nvm he legit looks like the joker right now
HALFWAY MARKKK
why is this at 9?
sir its a school night
I need time to scroll through my feed for hours before collapsing
Biden don’t use the word sovereignty
trump doesn't know what it means
thats discrimination against trumps
ohhh hes attacking hunter (biden) again
so he has a wee drug problem?
at this point everyone got one!
your the one making lewd comments about your infant daughter on national tv
(look it up he talks about his 6 month old daughters legs but and breasts)
get him big b!!
h876689908776- my dog 2020
he wants to express his disappointment
the light boxs is stealing his mother attention
ohh hes being rude to the moderator again
u a strong independent Indian woman get him girll!
mute his mike
prty plz
I am dissapionted in you
he’s saying he’s not allowed to release his taxs
(that is a proven lie)
“i was put through a phony witch hunt”- you'll never guess 2020
hes going after his BROTHER now
how is this allowed?
who decided trumps strategy would be to accuse his opponent of his own crimes?
look at the insults guys its a crystal ball
stay ahead of the scandal's
WILL YOU LEAVE HIS SON ALONE PLEASE
THESE ARE HIS CHILDREN LEAVE THEM ALONE
“i was a business man doing business”-trump 2020
no sir you were another rich white guy taking advantage of tax brakes and cheap foreign labor in asia
#american jobs as long as i don’t have to pay minimum wage
#you know like a DECENT FUCKING PERSON
Trump interrupted again
I lost count a while ago
Biden is staring into my soul
oh Biden just played the middle class childhood card
I haven't heard a single mute so far?
trump just said his bromance with kim jung un saved america from nuclear war
dont through my boy Obama under the bus
and another interruption
my big bro just screamed “MUTE BUTTON MUTE BUTTON MUTE BUTTON”
honestly same
10 more min guys
hang in there
OHHH trump just got MUTEDDDDDD
Biden is now on legitimate policy 
ahhh hes proud of his plan
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annd trump just interrupted
trump just kissed up to the moderator
trump just said biden’s more liberal than bernie
ohhh
biden just said trump dosent know who hes running against
hes like “this is joe biden”
like I know bro but slick burn anyway
ohhh they muted trump again!!!!
perfect opportunity to mute missed
trump just blamed healthcare issues on nancy peloski
biden says the the republicans wont pass it
(btw hes actualy right)
2 mins left
and trump is speaking through it
1 min left
omg what a waste of air
I really want him to test his “immunity”
preferably during a harsh winter
ITS TEN GUYSSS
there running over
they still haven't covered immigration
shit
I have just learned there is 30 min left
I think I would rather kill myself than watch the rest of this
I’m seriously have a sensory overload right now
I’m doing this for u
“children are brought here by coyotes”-presedentail cown 2020
what a wack ass sentence
hes like ohIi haven't been putting kids in cages
and then just went but I didn't build them they were built in 2014
(contradiction much)
“who built the cages”
“who built the cages”
“who built the cages”
yes it was Obama but guess what
THEY WERNT BUILT FOR KIDS
there ment to house animals, evidence, and adult prisoners in emergency situations
THEY WERNT MENT FOR 3 YEAR OLDS
Biden was just like “well no actually kids come with PARENTS”
(kids hardly ever come over with out parents)
and then he was like and also WHO LOST TRACK OF OVER 1,000 PARENTS
(thats 500+ new orphans at the least)
hes saying only the illegal immigrants with the lowest IQs come back after being deported
we said the same thing in december about you but ya’know
my mum was like “anyone eating chocolate” and I was like “im snaking on this ignorance” and she was like “dont do that you'll get indigestion”
“no one has done more for the black community then Donald trump except for maybe Abraham Lincoln”
oh yeah Biden just brought up how trump publicly campaigned for the execution of the central park 5
WHO WERE CHILDREN
AND OH YEAH THEY WERE COMPLETELY INNOCENT
trump just yelled at Biden, got muted, and just yelled louder
trump just said he cant see the audience but hes the least racist person in the room
“Abraham lincoln here is one of the most racist presidents in american history”- biden 2020
biden just went “oh god”
he just said that he used to not support the blm movement because they chanted rude things about police officers
I would like to reiterate that “pigs in a blanket” has never been chanted in a protest or been a prominent statement in the blm movement nor “fry em like bacon” so what trump is saying is factually incorrect
unless hes on some sort of far right conservative twitter feed were he came across a video of some drunk white college kids chanting it 
but you know what ever fits you narrative
plus I would be pretty pissed if I kept getting shot at for no reason so....
Biden making more logical decisions
trump was like why have you never done all this stuff when you were vice president
“we had a republican congress” -biden 2020
we have the cleanest air
we have the cleanest crystal clear water
sir, i know you've been to mexico
don’t lie
the waters gorges down there
and not owned by your smug ass
trump just called china filthy
so you know....
*whispers* racism
ok 5 min left
for real this time
trump just went “aoc plus 3: and then hes like she knows nothing about the climate
ummm.... you dont even believe in climate change
bidens like “are....is...is is”
good for you
correcting your grammar
trump just said “the wind kills all the birds” out of the godamn blue
(he means wind mills and its untrue)
“Whats the next question baba”
“the final question is leadership which he doesnt have”- baba 2020
I feel bad for anybody watching this on the toilet
bidens starring into your soul
he knows what your doing
there officially overtime
its 10 33
they haven't even done the last section yet
btw ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT
why do they host these so late
I should be pretending to be asleep right now
this is generational discrimination
plus trumps supporters are so old there asleep by now
ohhhh its over
1036 final time
okay so thoughts....I generally dont like the party system i think its ridiculous the system was not designed for it, and its now more about loyalty then the actual candidates. I also am really hesitant to put another strait white male in the oval office, especially one thats from “the lucky few” I.E. the smallest voting generation in the country and also the one that already holds the most positions. That being said, at this point its really anyone but trump and I think bidens got the experience to turn things around. 
I AM IN SCHOOL I CANNOT VOTE. I am relying on all my older friends, followers, neighbors, and community members. To make an educated decision that wont further degrade the once hopeful future my generation awaits. Please if you can vote VOTE the kids are relying on you!
P.S. sorry i wasn't able to edit this earlier i struggle alot with spelling and didnt have the time to edit this because I HAD TO GO TO BED AND THEN GO TO SCHOOL. Why am I more politically active then people twice my age you might ask? Well, thats because adults are lazy and need to get of their gd asses and VOTE. So kids dont have to do the legwork for them. 
I have said my peace now, have a wonderful day!
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fool-sballad · 3 years ago
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Okay so here's the list:
• sometimes I forget to eat. Like I'm just not hungry so I don't eat.
• I tend to hyper fixate on one thing. So much so that I can't sleep until I finish it.
• I try to put others first because seeing them happy makes me happy. But sometimes I just can't and I act selfishly which makes me feel bad.
• I apologize for everything.
• I like to make schedules because I won't do anything productive unless I have to.
• if my loved ones aren't in my sight, I worry about them. Every single time.
• I can't eat with other people (including family) because of my eating complex.
• I have cerebral palsy (a physical disability linked to brain damage) in my right side. But it's extremely mild so no one notices unless I tell them.
• I laugh way too much. I'll literally laugh at almost anything (even if it's not funny).
• I nervous laugh a lot.
• I can't stand being in public. People make me anxious.
• My eyesight is so bad. Doctors have told me I can almost be considered legally blind.
• because of my eyesight, I tend to rely on my hearing (which is selective)
• I frequently think about the past, even though it would be better for me to forgive and forget.
• I have no energy. No matter how much sleep I get, im still exhausted.
• I tend to overwork because if I feel like I haven't done enough, I'll feel bad about taking a break.
• I'm lactose intolerant.
• i can't watch movies because I just can't sit there for two hours looking at the screen. I prefer short episodes.
• I tend to stress eat.
• I'm very empathetic. Second hand embarrassment is literally the only embarrassment.
• I have zero social skills.
• I have resting bitch face so people often think I'm mad.
• I talk to myself a lot.
• animals are superior to humans
• I love to tell stories (through writing cause I suck at talking)
• people tell me that I'm genuinely intelligent, but they are just seeing me on my good days.
• I find it hard to relax.
• I grew up subconsciously believing that I couldn't show my emotions so it's hard for me to open up.
• I tend to ramble
• people tend to get overwhelmed by how passionate I get about things I like (they just don't expect it).
• while writing this I'm having a hard time thinking of good things to say about myself.
• just because I took AP computer science doesn't mean I'm good with technology
• my eyes are very light sensitive (especially to natural light)
• I'm prone to nausea. I get motion sickness easily.
• my immune system is really strong so I almost never get sick, but I do have seasonal allergies.
• I'm considered very geeky.
• one thing I forgot to say was that I pace around all the time (even when I'm eating)
• and my memory sucks. I forget what happened five seconds ago. But if I write it down, just once, I'll never forget it and I don't even have to look at the note I made.
• and I'm scared of heights...and spiders
• i like rain though
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Okay the list is done! I'm super sorry for making it long, i hope it's alright!
@havenothingtodowithme have fun and good luck! And again, I'm sorry!
If I made a list of my traits (including flaws/issues) who would be willing to tell me which kny character I'm most like?
I can't do it because of my own self image and my bias.
So if anyone wants to then let me know.
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immovable-force-archive · 8 years ago
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BIOGRAPHY
TAGGED BY: Took it from @moechorr​. (I might’ve done this one already, lulz.) TAGGING: Ehhh...
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MASSIVE DOSSIER
ORIGINS AND FAMILY
NAME: Kew “The Ravager” NICKNAME: Ravager, Kewtie/Cute REASON FOR NAME: It has no meaning, just something his parents thought sounded cool. ‘The Ravager’ is his title for being the strongest devil. BIRTHDAY DAY: No real one, but June 1st was the day he stepped foot into the human world so that’s what he counts it as. AGE: 28 (Physically looks about 20) GENDER: Male PLACE OF BIRTH: Realm of the Dead PLACES LIVED SINCE: Soul Society primarily, but in all his verses: Hueco Mundo, Karakura town, Seireitei (various places), 13th Division barracks, @atriadiscordia​‘s world, and @worldsandfeathers​‘ house.
PARENTS’ NAMES, BACKGROUNDS, AND OCCUPATIONS
NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: None. RELATIONSHIP WITH FAMILY:  Strong bond formed on the back that Kew was the family’s only child, and his parents wanted to ensure he’d survive and grow up to be strong. Both were very encouraging and fiercely protective until their deaths. HAPPIEST MEMORY: Besides seeing the human world for the first time, which is a really recent one, it’d be lifting a giant tower of rocks for his mother and father to see when he was about 6. He still remembers their reactions and shock on their faces. And the proud look his mother gave him when she said he was already stronger than her. CHILDHOOD TRAUMA: Trying to escape and hide from a riot, only to see his parents dead from blood-loss when the survivors cleared away. CHILDREN OF THEIR OWN: None, but he wants them so badly. RELATIONSHIP?: Three exes (1 living, 2 dead), no current love-interests.
PHYSICAL
HEIGHT: 5′ 10′’ WEIGHT: 330 lbs BUILD: Athletic and toned, but not as ripped as he’d like people to think. NATIONALITY: Devilian DISABILITIES: None COMPLEXION: Fair, skin a bit rough. Doesn’t really worry about taking care of it. FACE SHAPE: Sharp jaw and chin, pretty long face. Low cheekbones. DISTINGUISHING FACIAL FEATURES: Big nose, bags under eyes HAIR COLOR: Gray EYE COLOR: Black with red pupils GLASSES/CONTACTS: None STYLE OF DRESS: Undershirts, black jeans, metal-studded belts and sandals. Things that are easy to throw on but not too loose-fitting. HEALTH: Terrible immune system, but nothing chronic GROOMING: Runs a hand through his hair occasionally. Not much else. Only recently learned the joys of having a shower. JEWELRY, TATTOOS, PIERCINGS: Jewelry!! Has piercings on his horns that he puts rings on. ACCENT: None. PHYSICAL HABITS: Hooking thumbs under belts, kicking/tapping at the ground, raising one/both brows often
INTELLECT
LEVEL OF EDUCATION: What education? LEVEL OF SELF ESTEEM: Extremely high, believes he can do anything. TALENTS: Fighting SHORTCOMINGS: Anything that isn’t fighting STYLE OF SPEECH: Rough and informal, slurs his words a fair, lots of swearing ARTISTIC/MATHEMATICAL: Neither MAKES DECISIONS ON EMOTION OR LOGIC: Emotion, but will sometimes use logic to validate what he was going to do anyway LIFE PHILOSOPHY: Only the dead can afford to make a mistake, and the biggest one anyone can make is challenging him. RELIGIOUS STANCE: Anarchist Chaotic (Most common devil religion) CAUTIOUS/DARING: More cautious in the human world EXTROVERT/INTROVERT: Extrovert LEVEL OF COMFORT WITH TECHNOLOGY: NONE. He doesn’t understand how a butterfly works, nevermind a computer.
RELATIONSHIPS
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Homosexual PAST RELATIONSHIPS: Had one boyfriend for a few years when he was young, then was almost assassinated by him. Two brief relationships (One with a woman as an attempt to have children), both ending in a similar way. One one-night-stand, but they ended up just becoming friends afterwards. PRIMARY REASON FOR BEING BROKEN UP WITH: Devils after him for his title, and were only using a relationship to try and trick him into trusting them, so the killing would be easy. PRIMARY REASON FOR BREAKING UP WITH PEOPLE: They tried to kill him. LEVEL OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE: Plenty experienced, but can still get nervous depending on the person.  STORY OF LOSS OF VIRGINITY: Consensual sex with his first boyfriend. Was very tense and awkward because Kew wasn’t sure if he’d be able to control his strength, but still wanted to be on top. Their follow-up sessions were much better.  MOST COMFORTABLE AROUND WHO: His parents, but if it’s only someone living, then his best friend Loqero. OLDEST FRIEND: Also Loqero. HOW DO THEY THINK OTHERS PERCEIVE THEM: A monster, a champion, a colossus. A challenge that devils can’t seem to resist wasting their lives on, just for one chance at glory. HOW DO OTHERS ACTUALLY PERCEIVE THEM: “He can’t be as tough as they all say! I bet I could take ‘im!”
VOCATION
PROFESSION: None, really. (Honorary member of the 13th Division, in some verses.) PAST / CURRENT OCCUPATION(S): None. PASSIONS: Singing, cooking, fighting ATTITUDE TOWARDS CURRENT JOB: Just happy to be useful and have some place to stay. ATTITUDE TOWARDS CURRENT COWORKERS/BOSSES/EMPLOYEES: UKITAKE!! IS!! BEST!! BOSS!!! (Sentaro is cool too, I guess)
SALARY: The fact that he’s allowed to stay in the Seireitei is more than enough.
SECRETS
LIFE GOALS: Live a peaceful life in the human world and make lots of friends. DREAMS: Same as above, also maybe learn how to cook. GREATEST FEARS: Death, The Lord of the Dead finding him MOST ASHAMED OF: Not being able to kill his ex before he left home. COMPULSIONS: Swearing, sometimes. OBSESSIONS: None SECRET HOBBIES: Singing SECRET SKILLS: He knows more about genetics/science in general than you’d think. CRIMES COMMITTED: Technically none, but he’s killed thousands of his own kind. WHAT THEY MOST WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT THEIR CURRENT LIFE: Being able to survive on something other than souls would be super convenient. Otherwise, MORE FRIENDS! WHAT DO THEY MOST WANT TO CHANGE ABOUT THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: The scar on the back of his head.
DETAILS
DAILY ROUTINE: None, really. Get up and either explore or do random tasks, assigned to him or not.  NIGHT OWL OR EARLY BIRD: Both!! LIGHT OR HEAVY SLEEPER: Light FAVORITE FOOD: Souls (of darkness, specifically) LEAST FAVORITE FOOD: Almost anything that isn’t souls FAVORITE MOVIES: Never seen a movie LEAST FAVORITE MOVIES: See above FAVORITE MUSIC: If he had to pick, pop LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC: Maybe some types of jazz, but he likes just about all music. COFFEE OR TEA: Tea CRUNCHY OR SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER: Smooth, if he can water it down enough to drink. LEFTY OR RIGHTY: Righty FAVORITE COLOR: White CUSSER: YES SMOKER/DRINKER/DRUG USER: Nope BIGGEST REGRET: Not killing his ex PETS: None, but he loves Hell Butterflies
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