#i have a horrible brainworm called autism

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Pwease tell us more about the GiroDoro AU

Omg I'm sooo glad you asked 😍 please forgive me for being cringe from here on out because I'm sort of crazy about these guys

SO BASICALLY. These guys. Oooh they're so in love... Childhood sweethearts... They get together when they're like. Early teenagers. (I go back and forth on exact ages depending on the day) and they stay that way because. Duhh.

They go through life get jobs and whatever (this is actually not whatever. I would need a separate post to talk about how crazy insane the "whatever" portion of this post is because Zeroro is soo effing complicated and this affects his relationships in a major way) and then YAAY they get assigned to the same platoon ^-^ lucky them!

Except NOT so lucky them ): because RIGHT BEFORE THEY GET TO PEKOPON Giroro decides it would be really cool to "take a break" to focus on the invasion. Bad move no one clapped 👎 he has his own issues about his work-life balance so he thinks it's totally normal. He also runs on the assumption that Zeroro will understand that this is only in title and Giroro's not ACTUALLY breaking up with him. Zeroro is very stupid and emotionally constipated tho (they both are) so umm yeah that's not communicated at all.

Zeroro's like "oooh okay. Cool (: no worries haha. Yeah that's alright." but it's NOT ALRIGHT and he gets all depressed over it because literally who wouldn't?? they arrive on Pekopon, everyone's separated, normal canon stuff. Zeroro becomes Dororo etc etc.

That's the basic gist of the Plot without making this post too long, obviously a bunch of shit happens AFTER they get to Pekopon but that's a LOT and won't fit into one post.

I begrudgingly call this an AU because I did end up eventually adding things OUTSIDE of the girodoro-verse like changing parts of the timeline and altering other characters but that's all boring 🙄🙄 no one wants to hear about Keroro's epic quest to dismantle the Keronian government from the inside

REST ASSURED in the end everyone gets their happy ending.. I'm not that cruel as much as I would like to be. Also I'm so serious I will talk about this ANYTIME I will answer any questions no matter how vague with multiple paragraphs if I can because I've spent the last 2 years thinking about this 😭😭

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unfortunately my brainworms reside in peter spankoffski, so here are some little headcanons!!

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- he's not cis. i don't imagine him as a trans guy, though, i think that stephanie did his makeup or put him in a skirt or something one time and it activated his brain a little bit too much to be normal.

- oral fixation. he. bites. EVERYTHING. he didn't fully stop using a pacifier until he was almost nine years old, and that was just because ted kept enabling him to avoid peter gnawing on him like a chew toy. his nails are destroyed, his lips are shredded, and he somehow still insists that he doesn't need anything to help with it.

- blatant autism mention. he has a special interest in chemistry and astronomy, and fixations on lego, star trek, pokemon, and spiderman, among many others.

- he's got TERRIBLE vision. yeah, he wears glasses, but he NEEDS those things. his vision is fucked. he one time lost his glasses before a hangout and ruth and richie basically had to be his eyes, he couldn't read a single sign and nearly tripped on cracks in the sidewalk a million times. terrible experience for him, hilarious experience for ruth and richie.

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- bottom. for the most part, at least. he could maybe top if he really wanted, but he defaults to bottoming pretty easy.

- praise kink. he has an INSANE praise kink. call him a good boy? he's drooling. call him pretty? he just came. it will possibly make him cry after, though. what bullying does to a loser. also body worship because he is horribly insecure and he deserves it as a treat.

- honestly??? he's a freak. he'd be into some weird shit! he'd piss his pants and cum from it for sure. he'd absolutely let stephanie spit in his mouth. if she smacked his ass while pegging him, he'd probably cum so hard he passes out. freaky guy.

- also he'd like wearing a skirt during sex. i don't care what anyone says. he'd like being feminized and having stephanie run a hand through his hair while calling him a pretty girl. which would also maybe add to the not cis thing.

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Sharing this for the Pete enjoyers uwu love these hcs!