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romanceyourdemons · 2 years ago

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so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

#‘can i ever really absolve myself of my crimes? do i even want to? am i guilty everything—or of anything at all?#except for the crime of having an ass too fat i’m never beating those allegations’#ryddles

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h0useofw0lves · 2 years ago

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#heh i have polls now #this is so stupid i’m sleep deprived #but give him a fat ass #poll #my poll

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 3 months ago

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Let those old men cuddle on a couch 🙏

Werewolf and vampire version under the cut ✌️

YOU BETTER BELIEVE THIS IS CANON IN MY HALLOWEEN AU 😝

Also this post glitched and posted twice sorry guys 🙏

#sorry for giving Stan such a fat ass I got many complaints while drawing it from my peers (brother and sister)#i draw what i see guys 🙏 he has a fat ass i have to draw it #free will is a beautiful thing 🙏#fiddlestan is actually the only ship i draw anymore guys I'm sorry #cole's art #art #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddlestan #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #vampire fiddleford #werewolf stan pines #werewolf stan #gravity falls halloween au

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checkadii · 2 months ago

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hawk tuah . chains on that thang

#im sorry. no im not #eys i am #i usedlike. one pen for this aside from halftones #i wanted ot make a chain for eevry sinner and even have a chain brush but like. No <3 #anyways i miss the failclock so much #gives thme fat kiss on their cylindrical ass head #dante lcb #limbus company #checkadii

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iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight · 6 months ago

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PROPAGANDA FOR THIS POLL. VOTE FOR L’S FAT ASS

#death note #l lawliet #eyestrain #<-just in case #i have many stakes in this poll i will not let L lose please vote for him 🥺🥺🥺#i’m going to annoying w this post in particular and rb it a couple times bc L cannot lose. his ass is too fat #i’m hoping propaganda will work. propa ganda at his ass. whatever

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mewvore · 5 days ago

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mom bod

#it me #Yeah thats right I am hot technically #you have to be nice to me because when you're mean you're being mean to someone with a fat ass #Or at least a wide ass like its definitely large by square inch metrics

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bramblebeau · 3 months ago

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It's all 'be gay do crime' until I, Caitlyn Kiramman, commit state crimes against poor people 🙄

#feels risky to hit post but the world needs to know I am more than my fat ass and crushing sadness I am also funny #arcane #arcane s2 #arcane s2 spoilers #caitlyn kiramman #(I can have a serious and nuanced conversation about this and be a silly little guy at the same time)

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bunnyboy-juice · 3 months ago

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bunny butt: shiny edition ✨

[op is a femme dyke, he/ze/bun pronouns]

#ok to rb #everyone thank lilith for these pictures coming into existence 🥰🤭#also: i took these at 8am so the natural light really washed me out but honestly. i still love them #(also i say the light washed me out bc i have giant ass windows in this shitty small apartment so it's like Floodlights that early in the A #tbh we dont actually need lamps in here until the sun sets. its like the One part i love about this building. i love natural light so much)#(but also yeah the caveat means my phone camera really struggles adjusting to the light sometimes RIP)#(but im still hot as fuck even with that)#(also for piss kink friends: this is my pissfit. i havent actually gotten pissed on in it yet but its so cute anyway &i WILL!!!)#(i have used it to be a menace :3c also this is the outfit that jiggles video was in mutuals btwww)#bunnyflesh #femme dyke #fat femme #fat femme friday #femme4all #femme bait #butch bait #dyke bait #t4t nsft #t4t dyke #also i hate adding my sexuality and pronouns to these but I've been getting misgendered a bit lately a few different ways so. worth a try i

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saphushia · 1 year ago

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the flat ass robin

#tfw all your family is caked up but you 😔#hows it feel having a flatter ass than a 12 yr old tim #dc #batman series #batstuff #i. am not tagging everyone #it's not even relevant to all of them kdjsfbgj #tim drake #art #sorry babs i didn't know how to reasonably angle a webcam that could let me draw u with a fat ass in ur wheelchair

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renonv · 11 months ago

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This is not puppy love 🐶🩵💙

#hetalia #aph romano #aph south italy #hws romano #hws south italy #aph america #aph united states #hws america #hws United States #romerica #MY ART HAS BEEN SUCH SHIT LATELY!!! SORRY COMMUNITY #one day I’ll get fuckin good #but for now… romerica nation this is what I have to offer. Alfred developing a big fat crush on this weird ass lil guy!!

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fadetouchedsilk · 4 months ago

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anyone else here completely distraught by the ass slider in the cc.

#dragon age spoilers #kinda ish lmao #but really THAT was what 100% looked like???? you're telling me i cant have a fat ass in your 'most inclusive' cc yet???#forced to live as hank hill i cannot believe this #bioware. bioware this could have been a redeeming moment for you.

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pinkblondie · 1 year ago

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Shout out to my girlies with weirdly shaped butts 💓

I was making some breakfast ☕️🧇

Paypal ♡ Wishtender ♡

#if I wasn't broke and scared of complications after surgeries I would get fat moved to make me have a round ass #pinkblondie

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sothasil · 5 months ago

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Two blokes slacking off at work :p

Cretan diplomats based on a painting of the tomb of Rekhmire, Luxor. I was intruigued by the leopard skirt thingy one of them is wearing and drew a more or less realistic interpretation of it! The other guy's there so he can have a buddy.

While i usually draw people looking as average as possible, it's not the case here. It's fair to assume that within the "PR" context of the painting (representing their people in front of a foreign king) these would be the ancient aegean's hottest boytoys, so I kept them snatched and smooth shaved.

Originals under the cut!

Mural with my chosen duo highlighted