#i have GOT to play that game. cause i fucking love bloons and i love adventure time

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i just made it the same one as my current one on discord. aka the lovely and goofy ass model of her from the bloons adventure time crossover

OH YEAH i kept meaning to change my pfp to betty and i keep forgetting. one second

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839.

do you know anyone who has two children with the same name? >> Nope.

have you ever read twilight? >> I did. I read it before it became A Thing (so I guess I read it shortly after it came out) because I read a lot of vampire/paranormal fiction at the time, and I didn’t think much of it except “meh...”. Imagine my surprise a few months later when I walked into a Borders (RIP) and Twilight had become A Sensation...

when was the last time you went miniature golfing? >> I remember exactly when this was because it was the day after we’d gotten back from Chicago after I went todash off a fucking edible, lmao. It was an outing with Sparrow’s parents, sister, and brother-in-law. I was finally starting to feel like I was back on this plane of reality, and I think mini-golfing helped because it was such a mundane (not “boring” mundane but “grounding” mundane) activity.

how many followers do you have? >> 38. I’m constantly having to soft-block people who don’t seem to take surveys at all, I don’t know why I get random follows like that. This ain’t that kind of blog, don’t follow me unless you are someone I know from my personal blog or you also take surveys.

what do you get complimented the most on? >> I don’t have enough data to answer this (I’d have to get compliments somewhat regularly in order to figure out what I get complimented about the most).

what’s a song you like from a genre you hate? >> If I don’t like the genre, it’s because I’ve never encountered a song I liked from it. If there’s one song I like from a genre, then I consider myself neutral on the genre.

if you had twin girls what would you name them? >> ---

what kind of sunglasses do you have? >> I have one pair of cheap aviators (I only keep them until I can get a legit good pair of sunglasses). I also have this branded pair from People’s Cider, a local place with friendly staff that makes really good cider. I figured I wear sunglasses all the time anyway so I might as well buy a pair from them.

what kind of underwear do you wear? >> Boys’ briefs from Fruit of the Loom. I only wear these and the fact that I have the hardest time finding them in my size and in a colour set that I find acceptable is so fucking annoying. I wish I could branch out, but like... you can’t try on underwear, and I’m not about to shell out real money just to try different kinds (and probably end up hating most if not all of them)...

what do you think of dreadlocks? >> I have always loved them. Not on white people, though. That’s not as much about the whole appropriation argument as you’d think -- it just legitimately does not look great. Or smell great. Or anything. If your hair texture doesn’t naturally “lock” the way ours does (obviously we help it along, but helping along and forcing along are two different things lol), you have to do some weird shit to get it into that state, and it usually causes unnecessary damage and... mildew... sometimes... Please. Just don’t do it. Or if you do, fine, but stay away from me.

what kind of condoms do you use? >> I don’t.

do you say years young or years old [ex: 16 years young or 16 years old]? >> I usually just say the number. I definitely don’t say “years young”, that sounds silly to me.

what is your favorite scent for candles? >> There’s this one candle that I like, I think the notes are tobacco and something else, idk. I don’t feel like getting up to look at the label. But I generally prefer woodsy and musky scents for candles.

do you have any personality disorders? >> Maybe.

do you have any special talents? >> No.

do you shave your arms? >> No.

what did you last take a picture of? >> I don’t feel like poking through my phone to find out. It might have been a picture of my desk after I got Azathoth all set up.

what do you dip your fries in? >> Ketchup.

did you ever have the new chocolate skittles? >> I don’t know anything about chocolate Skittles. Isn’t that just an M&M?

has one of your good friends ever moved away? >> ---

have you ever played bloons on gamefudge.com? >> No.

what kind of water do you drink? >> Tap.

what color car are you when you play the game of life? >> Oh damn, I don’t even remember the last time I played that. I don’t remembr what colours the cars were, either... maybe red?

would you rather have a zune or ipod? >> I use my phone.

which hair color do you find the ugliest? >> ---

what pisses you off more than anything? >> Oh, stuff.

would you date a guy that wears more make-up than you do? >> I don’t date, but guys wearing a lot of makeup doesn’t bother me. Certainly no more or less than a woman wearing a lot of makeup would. The only thing that gets annoying is having to wait a long time for someone to get ready, since it takes me literally 5 minutes, lmao.

what celebrity do you think is really, really ugly? idfc. What a mean question. <--

did you ever play mash when you were little? >> I did.

if you were getting married, who would be your maid of honor? >> We did not have those things, maid of honour and best man and all that. It would have been horribly uneven if we did, anyway, because I don’t, uh, have any people to fill roles like that.

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do you know anyone who has two children with the same name? Yeah, it’s common-ish here. Some parents would give their kids a certain common name. An example would be my friend Blanch, who told me she and her cousins all have ‘Marie’ as second names.

have you ever read twilight? Yeah, but I loved the movies more. I liked the books as an 11 year old, but the more I grew up the more I found Stephenie Meyer’s writing to be meh – dialogue was super cheesy, she painted Bella to be such a horny 17 year old, and she used the same adjectives and adverbs throughout the four books. They did kick it up a notch for the movies which is why I love them a lot more; and they didn’t fuck around with the soundtracks either.

when was the last time you went miniature golfing? I’ve never done that. I don’t think we have places for that here either? lol Filipinos aren’t too big on golf.

how many followers do you have? A little over 180.

what do you get complimented the most on? Mostly on my skills – I get compliments on my writing, copyediting, and public speaking. I also get ones on my outfits and overall figure.

what’s a song you like from a genre you hate? Need You Now - Lady Antebellum

if you had twin girls what would you name them? I’ve never planned on this cause twins don’t run in my family, but the first pair of names I thought of that sounded nice was Alessandra and Cassandra.

what kind of sunglasses do you have? I don’t have a pair that I use often, honestly. I don’t like how my vision turns blackish or brownish whenever I wear them.

what kind of underwear do you wear? Right now I have on a yellow cotton one.

what do you think of dreadlocks? Wear them only if you’re allowed to.

what kind of condoms do you use? I don’t.

do you say years young or years old [ex: 16 years young or 16 years old]? Years old.

what is your favorite scent for candles? I don’t use candles. I’d probs invest on them if I had extra money to spend but for now I don’t, so. I imagine liking sweeter scents though, nothing nature-ish.

do you have any personality disorders? I’ve always had an inkling that I have BPD, but I’ve never gotten myself checked.

do you have any special talents? It’s more of a skill than a talent but I’m quite good at memorizing stuff. Whole paragraphs, a constitution, items on a list, speeches, etc. It’s why I find memorization-based subjects to be more fun, like history and biology haha.

do you shave your arms? I shave under them, but not the whole arm. < Yeah, same.

what did you last take a picture of? It’s a photo of me and Cooper. I wanna do that thing where you take photos of you and your dog once a month in their first year to see how much they’ll grow, so I had taken the photo for the month of June.

what do you dip your fries in?   Mayonnaise.

did you ever have the new chocolate skittles? Omg so like M&Ms? Hahaha. I haven’t though, and never even knew they made those.

has one of your good friends ever moved away? For sure. A lot of Filipinos migrate for greener pastures. Andi moved to somewhere in New Zealand, Angel to Toronto, Aubrey to California, and now Arlan’s gonna have to move to New York since he got accepted to Columbia...

have you ever played bloons on gamefudge.com? I have no idea what this question just said.

what kind of water do you drink? I dunno...plain? We get our water from a water refilling station in the nearby village.

what color car are you when you play the game of life? I’ve never played that before.

would you rather have a zune or ipod? I had an iPod. I’m not sure I know what a Zune is.

which hair color do you find the ugliest? Ugly is a harsh word, but I personally wouldn’t dye my hair bright yellow.

what pisses you off more than anything? Boomers who throw a fit every time someone disagrees with them or if a younger person stands up to them.

would you date a guy that wears more make-up than you do? It wouldn’t bother me.

what celebrity do you think is really, really ugly? Honest to whatever-god-exists-out-there, I’ve never looked at a celebrity and had my brain say they’re ugly. Noah Centineo pisses me off though, but it’s solely because of the fact that he’s famous.

did you ever play mash when you were little? No.

if you were getting married, who would be your maid of honor? Angela.

[flarebossmalva]

kester flarebossmalva’s favorite online games

you like games, right? everybody likes games!

everything here is playable for free right in your browser. my favorites are pretty varied, so take a look, there's sure to be something you like on this list

feel free to reblog this post! i’ll update it periodically as i discover new favorites!

last update 03/29/17

basic - probably the most straightforward, mindless idle/incremental game i have ever played. fun time-waster

bloons tower defense series - i love tower defense games and i feel like these are some of the best tower defense games out there. lots of varied maps, enemies, and tower types (all of which can be upgraded, and many of which have multiple upgrade paths)

bubsy visits the james turrell retrospective - where do i begin with this one... okay, first of all, it’s by the people who made sonic dreams collection, so that might give you some idea of what you’re in for. pretty short but takes some surprising turns along the way. a true experience

candy box series - idle/incremental games with ascii art. starts out simple but gets a lot more complicated as you progress. i’d say it has a lot of easter eggs but actually virtually the entire game is an easter egg

clicking bad - while it’s aimed at breaking bad fans, and probably best enjoyed by them, i played this before watching breaking bad and i had a fine old time. it’s another idle/incremental game; you make meth, try to improve its purity over time so you can earn more money, and avoid the dea

cookie clicker - everyone knows about this one by now, right? it’s an idle/incremental game involving cookies, among other things. also i attempted to hack it once and completely broke the prestige system somehow but then again i don’t know much javascript

coma - you may need to use a walkthrough for this one, as it isn’t always clear what to do next and the controls are a bit fussy; however, i think it’s worth it just for how fucking cool this game looks and sounds

congamoeba - make buddies, unicellular style. simple, cute game where you interact with other amoebas using a language that you learn as the game progresses

critter mound - my personal favorite idle game. your goal is to breed the best critters (it’s never really specified what they are exactly, though they’re most likely insectoid) and go to war with other critters. i’ve played this game all the way through several times now, and, seeing as a full playthrough takes quite some time, that’s a testament to how fun this game is

cube escape series - room escape games with surreality and horror elements. you’re going to need to think creatively to solve these! in my opinion, cube escape: seasons (the one linked to above) is the best and the most effective as a stand-alone, but all games in the series are worth playing

a dark room - rather stylish idle/incremental game that, like candy box, starts out simple but gets a lot more complicated as you progress. i’ve never beat this one but i got far enough that a lot of weird shit was happening. a neat time

daymare town��- visually interesting point-and-click game with a bit of a creepy atmosphere, if you’re into that kinda thing

don’t escape series - while these play like room escape games, they have essentially the opposite premise: instead of trying to escape, you’re trying to seal yourself in. each game is its own story, and all have multiple endings depending on the choices you make. horror/fantasy/sci-fi themes

don’t get spooked - if you like really silly horror, really silly monsters, various creepypasta tropes (and characters!), and halloween in general, then play this

don’t shit your pants - sounds pretty easy, i know. typing-based game with multiple achievements/endings to unlock (most of them involve shitting your pants)

factory balls series - unfortunate name aside, these are puzzle games where you’re shown a ball with a certain pattern on it and have to recreate that pattern exactly

haunt the house - you’re a ghost whose mansion has become infested with partygoers! oh no! try and scare them all out of the house, but don’t get them too scared or they might jump out a window or something

i am an insane rogue ai - you’re an insane rogue ai! pretty self-explanatory. hack computer systems and kill humans, basically

i wish i were the moon - really neat simple game with multiple endings to unlock. it’s essentially about a love triangle

infectonator series - ever felt like causing a zombie apocalypse? well, now you can! each level has you attempting to infect the population of a given locale with the zombie virus by clicking to infect the initial few victims and (hopefully) starting a chain reaction

mitoza - the developer describes it as a toy, not a game; it’s a bit hard to explain, but it’s very fun to play around with. cool, surreal visuals

nested - by the guy who made cookie clicker. it’s basically a text-based universe simulator where you click on things to see what’s inside them. i’m not doing it justice with that summary

parameters - for a game that consists of nothing but clicking boxes, this is pretty damn entertaining

plinkyplinky! - it’s plinko but incremental game style. i hesitated to recommend this one because it’s erased my save more than once, but not everyone seems to be having that issue and also i just played it for six hours straight and had a hell of a time

rebuild the universe - idle/incremental that’s science-themed, if you’re the sort of fucking nerd who’d be into that. i’m currently in the process of trying to get every single achievement, i’ve prestiged like 5 times, it’s wild

samsara room - a surreal room escape game. pretty short, but thoroughly entertaining if you like weirdness. if you’re into the cube escape series you’ll like this; it’s presumably by the same folks, as it utilizes some of the same art assets

slurpy derpy - like critter mound, but with cartoony graphics, a prestige system, and some other bells & whistles. essentially you’re in charge of a buncha cute but stupid creatures called “derps” and also it’s the apocalypse or something; the plot doesn’t bear thinking about

the uncle who works for nintendo - this is possibly my favorite twine game ever. it’s a horror game with five different endings (you’re not going to understand the story too well until you get them all). pro tip, choose a girl’s name for your friend at the beginning — just trust me on this

upgrade complete series - if you’re one of those people who derives immense satisfaction from purchasing/unlocking upgrades in games, you’ll love these. by playing these games, you earn money to upgrade the game, improving the graphics, sound, voice acting, interface, etc. very silly

windows 93 - okay, this isn’t a game exactly — it’s a fictitious operating system you can explore. very surreal/funny, lots to do

you find yourself in a room - text-based adventure that hates you a lot

if there’s a game you think deserves to be on this list, send me an ask!