#i hate worms!!!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you mean nothing to me

[lovertm]

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[kirbythefifth]

This saying is so stupid. Like, what does it even mean? Is it rude to the person I speak to if I say I am not insane and mentally broken enough to feel attraction to a worm? They're stinky, stupid, no skeleton, and look kinda dumb.

Would you?

[runwhileyoucan]

This image came to me in a vision by the way.

[scrambledlikeeggs]

Peace and love on the planet worm.

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[tonycries]

Do y'all think the worm stays on in bed and regurgitates an extra pack of protection or two when needed...

[lesbworth]

i feel like the tumblr perverts need to be aware of the forcefem novel written in 1901 by a trans woman patient of magnus hirschfeld, wherein:

a lesbian hypnotises her girly stepson into believing he is a woman

then she hypnotises his father her husband into shooting himself when he tries to stop her

then she proceeds to live as a man and convince her stepson that he is HER WIFE

AND THEN WHEN THE COUPLE WANT KIDS (AS SHE HYPNOTISED HIM TO) SHE HAS HIS CHILD AND CONVINCES HIM THAT HE GAVE BIRTH TO IT

AND DECIDES TO RAISE THE BABY AS A GIRL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BORN MALE

AND THEN FINALLY ON HER DEATHBED CONFESSES EVERYTHING TO HER WIFE

WHO REFUSES TO BELIEVE ANY OF IT

the author's pen name is luz fraumann (yes she actually named herself "woman-man") and i wish i could tell her she's literally insane for this bestie and also how hard she would do numbers on tumblr dot com

(link to hirschfeld's profile of fraumann and extract from her novel, in german)

[starlit-twilight]

Returning to my cursed roots by hitting a Minecraft YouTuber with the pony-ification beam.

[hyperfixiation-station]

Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.

Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.

[kooks4looks]

IMAGINE going to the theater to watch a KIDS movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[sorcerous-caress]

pathologic meme dump bc I can

[sonknuxadow]

blasts your dashboard with my sonknux beam

[il3x]

Look, I get the appeal of catharsis fics where everyone realises how terribly the Character suffered. And I do get the appeal of exaggeration. But you can't deny every third BNHA fic reads like this:

"So... do you mean..." Aizawa spoke slowly, forcing himself to sound calm. "...you have to do laundry every week?" Deku shrugged. "Well, yeah, if I don't want to run out of clothes. But it's... fine?," and, dear god, he really believed that. "I just sort out my clothes, and go to the laundry room, and load them into the drum, and wash them, and then there's the spin cycle-" "Enough!" Aizawa shuddered. He would make everyone who had ever hurt this kid regret their pathetic existences.

and every third wormfic reads like this

Emma slammed her head against the bunker door again. A thin trickle of blood ran down the rusted metal. It reminded her, sickeningly, of what she had done to Taylor, and the country-wide septic plague her stupid actions had unleashed. They said Panacea had died instantly of an aneurysm upon merely touching Taylor's necrotic, worm-ravaged body, and without Brockton Bay's greatest healer to protect them, America had been helpless against the power of a lockerful of rotted menstrual waste. She hadn't seen the sun for two months. She hadn't heard a human voice in weeks, since the other survivors figured out who did this. She was alone. Suddenly, the metal she leaned against reverberated with - a knock? Emma scrambled dizzily to her feet. She would take any human voice at this point, even fucking Hebert, if that bitch was somehow alive. The lock clicked, and the door swung open. On the other side stood Carol Dallon. Emma broke down sobbing, but before she could gasp out her gratitude, Mrs. Dallon spoke: "Ms. Barnes? The Hebert estate is suing you for attempted murder and aggravated assault with a bioweapon."

[zibiscusloon]

💛 Vanny, you will always be famous 💛

[explodingchaos]

WHOO put these silly pathetic queers IN MYYY MARIO MACHINIMA SHOW?!?