#i hate worms!!!

[kirbythefifth]

This saying is so stupid. Like, what does it even mean? Is it rude to the person I speak to if I say I am not insane and mentally broken enough to feel attraction to a worm? They're stinky, stupid, no skeleton, and look kinda dumb.

Would you?

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Tim: No. I hate worms.

Danny: *offended gasp* So you wouldn't love me!?

Tim: I wouldn't even befriend you if you were a born worm. I would actively try to end your life before you lay eggs.

Danny: What if I was turned into a worm. I started as human but got cursed to be a worm.

Tim: I wouldn't love you romantically anymore, but I would try to break your cruse because I would still care for you.

Danny: Why wouldn't you love me romantically!?

Tim: Because that would be bestiality and I'm not about that.

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Dick opening his front door: Timmy! This is a suprise. What's up?

Tim carrying a pillow and blanket: Can I spend the night? Danny kicked me out.

Dick: Oh no, did you have a fight?

Tim: Somewhat. I think I hurt his feelings.

Dick: What did you do?

Tim: Apparently, being honest is the wrong answer. Communication is not the key. Only lies. Always lies.

Dick: .....he asked you if you would love him if he was a worm didn't he?

Tim: ITS A WORM. WHO WOULD LOVE A WORM!?

[moonphotos0]

birthday boy !!

[runwhileyoucan]

This image came to me in a vision by the way.

[parallelpie]

First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.

Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.

[scrambledlikeeggs]

Peace and love on the planet worm.

[hyperfixiation-station]

Ex-soldier!reader who nannies Ghosts kidd while he's away on missions. Who notice people who have never been on theirhis street before out and about. Who gets his kid out of the house just before it blows up. Who goes on the run with the kid while Ghosts enemies hunt them down. Who is injured and solely focused on keeping the kid alive. Who makes it to the safe house Ghost gave them "just in case". Who pistol-whips Soap when he shows up. Who almsot cries when the kid screams daddy as Ghost walks in behind Soap. Who resists the urge to run unto his arms just like his kid did. Who end up in them anyways when they collapse from exhaustion and stress.

Who finally gets a kiss when they wake up in the medbay.

[sorcerous-caress]

pathologic meme dump bc I can

[explodingchaos]

WHOO put these silly pathetic queers IN MYYY MARIO MACHINIMA SHOW?!?

[il3x]

Look, I get the appeal of catharsis fics where everyone realises how terribly the Character suffered. And I do get the appeal of exaggeration. But you can't deny every third BNHA fic reads like this:

"So... do you mean..." Aizawa spoke slowly, forcing himself to sound calm. "...you have to do laundry every week?" Deku shrugged. "Well, yeah, if I don't want to run out of clothes. But it's... fine?," and, dear god, he really believed that. "I just sort out my clothes, and go to the laundry room, and load them into the drum, and wash them, and then there's the spin cycle-" "Enough!" Aizawa shuddered. He would make everyone who had ever hurt this kid regret their pathetic existences.

and every third wormfic reads like this

Emma slammed her head against the bunker door again. A thin trickle of blood ran down the rusted metal. It reminded her, sickeningly, of what she had done to Taylor, and the country-wide septic plague her stupid actions had unleashed. They said Panacea had died instantly of an aneurysm upon merely touching Taylor's necrotic, worm-ravaged body, and without Brockton Bay's greatest healer to protect them, America had been helpless against the power of a lockerful of rotted menstrual waste. She hadn't seen the sun for two months. She hadn't heard a human voice in weeks, since the other survivors figured out who did this. She was alone. Suddenly, the metal she leaned against reverberated with - a knock? Emma scrambled dizzily to her feet. She would take any human voice at this point, even fucking Hebert, if that bitch was somehow alive. The lock clicked, and the door swung open. On the other side stood Carol Dallon. Emma broke down sobbing, but before she could gasp out her gratitude, Mrs. Dallon spoke: "Ms. Barnes? The Hebert estate is suing you for attempted murder and aggravated assault with a bioweapon."

[soft-cryptids]

Bad habits.

[zibiscusloon]

💛 Vanny, you will always be famous 💛

[jadecantcreate]

i wanted to write a quick 3-chapter fic for day 4 of loa shiptober (how they met i think) and i (a fool) was like. yeah. i could totally write 3 chapters in a few hours. i was wrong. SO wrong. haven’t even finished kremy��s (the first one).

so instead have a maybe-past-kremy design that im conflicted about compared to his current design, as a peace offering

[mammoth-clangen]

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Special pliestocene rabbit?? Tragically, I couldn't find any specific evidence of Megabunnies so this is probably just a cottontail XD

I have come to increasingly dislike this part of the moon but hey ho >-<

The Ice Fang is not nearly as big as she looks on panel 3 but I'm supposed to be Going Fast so I'm not changing it c'x (her shoulder height isnt terribly higher than a Fleet Fang, she's just significantly bulkier)

Oh yeah I think this is the first time the name Fleet Fang is dropped in-comic, so by my own rules it's actually cannon now, yay!

Read on Comicfury

[meowmeow1meow]

when ur annoying sister tryna take u places

[langernameohnebedeutung]

gonna say, something or someone being misogynistic is on its own a good enough reason not to like it or not to spend time with that person. It's not just that misogyny is so normalised that not watching a show or not spending with someone just because of misogyny is treated as not enough of a reason - it's also that as a woman, you are under constant scrutiny and constantly thrown tests to show that you are 'not one of the difficult ones', that you can 'take a joke'.

But 'your friend keeps saying degrading things about women' is a good enough reason not to hang out with that person or not to go to a gathering. 'i read the last book by his author and it was deeply misogynistic' is a good enough reason why you don't want to read things by that author anymore. 'This comedian specifically makes a lot of mean-spirited jokes about women' reason enogh not to watch that or see that show, even if your friends want to go. 'This content creator keeps going on weird tangents about women' reason enough not to watch their stuff or support them.

and it is especially a very good reason not to date someone.