#i hate this so bad lol when will it be overrrrrrr

[yutadori]

sometimes you just need to hit your head against a wall at school and move on

[tellywoodtrash]

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this is my 4th IB episode of the fucking day. hahahaha fuck me why am i such a masochist????? 

puri ki puri paltan ek ke peeche ek.

LMAO ANIKA BADI URDU PHOOT RAHI HAI. 

khud ko hi adaab kar rahi hai. i love this stupid girl soooo much. 

GOD YUCK I HATE SHIVAAY KE YEH DUM MAARO DUM WAALE SUNGLASSES SO MUCH.

oh tanya, girl, leave his ungrateful asssssssssss already.

after using him for sex. coz #uhHuhHoneyyyyyyyyyy 😏😏😏

ugh fuckkkkkkkkkk rudraaaa i really don’t wanna see his bullshit plot.

RUDRA YOU LITERALLY GOT A JOB LIKE YESTERDAY, COULD YOU FUCKING SHOW UP THERE INSTEAD OF FLYING OFF TO GOA TO PARTY

PLEASE ABHAY; JUST TAKE YOUR REVENGE ON THE OBEROIS BY KILLING RUDRA. 

SOMEONE GIVE THIS GIRL A FUCKING MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THE BHOSADPAPPU THAT IS RUDRA SINGH OBEROI 🥇🥇🥇

lol airport mein security ki kya zaroorat, when Shivaay’s Awareness™ waala radar is always on alert. 

wow anika, maangne par hi seeeeedha face to face. 

anika, you should have at least switched up your eye makeup to throw him off a little. 

ok shivaay, burkhewaali ko zyaada ghoorega toh andar ho jayega.  

wifey senses tinglingggggg!!!!!! 

OMFG HER HYDERABADI URDU HAHAHAHA

oh hoooooooooo “aniSa begum”, yahaan bhi tadi. he’s going to knowwwwwww!!!

tanya also has catchphrase just like her hubby - “agar tum smart ho, toh main bhi OVERSMART hoon.”

the thing is, she reallly really isn’t. she isn’t even basic level smart? sigh. 

how did she know shivaay’s going to goa??? 

oh god bua and the don. fwding. 

OK BHAVYA, KNEE THIS FUCKER IN THE NUTS ALREADY

lol her name is baby???? pakka mallu christian hogi. 

UM HOW IS SHE CALLING BHAVYA AUNTY???? when she herself looks older than jhanviiiiiii also???????

mansi’s skin is looking hella bad in the last few eps. girl, kuch facial-vacial karao.

ok shivaay, you’re acting hellllla shady in an airporttttttttt. you’re going to get fucking arrested. 

ouffff more of this bua-don nonsense. 

omfg hahahahaha shivaay’s double take on seeing tanya. i cackledddd. 

why did he just randomly kick the bag??? 

oh nooooooooo, meds gir gaye! beech flight attack aa jayega is idiot ko! 

oh good. wife has seen. and to the rescue. as usual. this man would be dead and reincarnated into his 5th avatar by now if not for her. 

oh shit he knows. HE KNOWSSSS. 

OK SHIVAAY, YOU DON’T JUST GO GRABBING AT RANDOM WOMEN LIKE THAT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK THEY’RE YOUR WIFE. 

LMAO SHE KEEPS SAYING “SHUFFUR” FOR “SHOHAR” 

ok so shivaay just goes around correcting EVERYONE’S language then, not just people he knows. what an insufferable twit. 

OK ANIKA, STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW YOUR SHOHAR LIKES TO BREAK MOBILE PHONE-AA. YOU’RE TIPPING HIM OFF. 

LMAOOOOOOO SHE JUST RAN AWAY 

“yeh 100% anika hai.”

patidev ka sensor aaj tak kabhi fail hua hai kya???? 😆😆😆

fwding bua - don nonsense. 

“shivaay kitne bade chantumaiiii hai, burkhe mein pehchaan liya!”

pffftttt, anika you idiot; it’s not like you made it particularly difficult for him. 

oh great, buaji is here. and she’s seen anika. 

OH GOD TANYA TOO. 

OH NO BUAJI LOCKED ANIKA IN THE TOILET

why does the toilet lock from the outside in the first place?!?!!?!

LMAOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHA BUAJI LOCKED TANYA INSTEAD OF ANIKA 

they’re gonna fuck shivaay over and go on another flight to some place else??? 

UGH RUDRA AND HIS STUPIDDDDD BABY ARE WE GOING TO WASTE ALL THE EPISODE ON THIS GARBAGE, SHOW ME MY DIL KA PREET DILPREET AND MY BABY BIRDIE GAURI

who the fuckkkkkkkkk is mona and why is this don being weird around anika??? 

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RUN ANIKA RUNNNNNNNN 

lollllllllllllllllll shivaaay’s confusion waale double takes seeing real wife, fake wife, family members, uske upar awareness waali ghanti bhi baj rahi hai zor zor se sar mein. i can’t stop cackling at his haalat. 

HE’S WEARING NOT EXACTLY A SUBTLE SUIT, USKE UPAR YELLOW GOGGLES AND HOPING NOT TO BE NOTICED BY HIS OWN DAMN PARENTS WHAT AN IDIOT 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I KNEW THEY’D SCREW SHIVAAY OVER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BETA YEH (LITERALLY) TERE BAAP HAI. 

LOOK AT THEIR SMUGGGGGG GRINS. I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTT. 

lol tanyaaaa is so behind the curve. 

so finally it’s just gonna be shivika and ruvya in goa. 

YESSSSS BHAVYA, FUCK HIM OVERRRRRRR. I WANT HIM DEAD. 

god anika, you really need to get a fucking life. honestly just, idk get a job or something, man. have some interests outside of your dumbass husband. 

i can’t concentrate on anything shivaay is thinking because my god wtf is this outfit. it’s just so fucking ugly. 

ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE GIMME RIKARAAAAAAAA

OUFFFFF NOOOO NOT MORE TANYAAAAA

sup abhay. hot as ever, i see. 

also still a chooth, i see.

OUFF WHAT IS WITH THESE 4 LIONS GIRLS AND GETTING INTO THE BOOTS OF CARS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO OMG SHE GOT INTO THE BOOT OF THE WRONG CAR HAHAHAHA THIS IS NOTTTT A GOOD DAY FOR TANYA

ok how can you just request an update on a patient like that???? 

great. abhay’s gonna go murder shukla.

WHAT? SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI IS FLYING COACH?????? THIS IS THE MOST UNREALISTIC THING THIS SHOW HAS EVER SHOWN. EVER. EVEN MORE THAN THE FREEZER DABBA FACE MASK KAALA JAADOOO STUFF. 

lmaooooo even the flight attendant is like “mr. oberoi aap economy class mein???” 

“haan i just wanted to experience, goa jaana economy class mein, HOW DOES IT FEEL.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

why the fuck is bhavya just… standing around? he didn’t get her a seat??? aise khade hokar jayegi kya goa, as if this is a local train? 

YAAAAAAAAAAS OMG TELL ME SHIVAAY CAUGHT HIM BEING AN ASSHOLE AND IS GOING TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HIM 

lmao why are these two reacting like they haven’t seen each other… 

oh wait, yes they haven’t seen each other since shivaay went missing a few weeks ago. 

aw, even bhavya’s happy to see shivaay. 

PLEASE SHIVAAY. HE IS GONNA RUN THE WHOLE THING INTO THE GROUND. STOP PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS AND FOCUS ON YOUR BUSINESS ALREADY. 

aw, shivaay’s happy to see bhavya too! how cute.

rudra fully knows shivaay will beat his ass if he knows the truth so he’s lying through his teeth. 

OMFG WHAT EVEN IS THIS SUNDARI BUA PLOTTTTT DIAMONDS ON HER TEETH I CANT EVEN

ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR WIFE, SHIVAAY!!!!!!

ok om ka naam hi mat lo, fucking this whole episode has been such a waste of time without my dilpreet’s cuteness. 

LOL RUDRA’S REACTION ON HEARING SHIVAAY’S FLYING COACH

who these fuckingggg randos? 

oh richa ka mangetar. and some other ugly.

ohhhhhhhhhh god ugly’s fallen in love with gauri already.

why isn’t mangetar telling friend that she’s married???? 

aaaaaaaaaaand abhay��s here to murder shukla. 

but the murder foursome are here too. 

siiiiiiiiiiiigh, these people are going to stress shukla into fucking dying. 

wow. shukla’s a wafaadaar one. 

did he even actually say anything or just awaiiii ka chutiyaapa aur time waste??? 

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON???? PLANE MEIN NAACH GAANA????? SHIVAAY’S GONNA THINK THIS IS WHAT GOES DOWN IN COACH ON THE REGULAR. 

and great. he’s standing there and philosophizing about love which… god i don’t even have the strength to touch today.