#i hate this bleeegh

[rouxenne]

I am the world’s strongest soldier and will not argue with strangers in the YouTube comment section.

I must continue telling myself this so that it remains true

[enchanted-lightning-aes]

tfw your prof has sent an article where Bezos is mentioned and you're feeling attacked by the evil: 🗡 🔪 🗡

[a-lil-doodler]

Uuurgg....I hate bein sick...

(I think I'm getting a cold, bleeegh) /neg

(I wish my "capo" [my wife] was here to care for meee)/lh

[majesticn3wt]

Bleeegh I hate rendering when I have no idea what I'm trying to go for

[habitual-creatures]

He's playing it because I don't like the music type,,

Dude I hate the fact I can't even sit down stairs without being bothered bleeegh!!

Anyway :3

These enchiladas r so good 🤤

- 💜 anon

Oooohhh enchiladas!!! Cool!!!

But also bleghhhh.

[fauxkaren]

My Roommate is a Gumiho - 6/10

You know, the drama began in a promising manner. I really loved the Odd Couple vibes of the early episodes but man, this show faltered hard at the halfway point. It sorta ended ok, but a large chunk of the series was pretty 🫤 for me. I was just looking for something light hearted while waiting for the final episodes of Marry My Husband, so I decided to give his drama a shot and I guess it a decent watch while waiting for something better but I had some big issues with it.

The basic set up is that Shin Woo-yeo, a gumiho (nine-tailed fox), is nearing his 1,000 year deadline to become a human. He comes into contact with Lee Dam, a college student, and basically decides to leech off her human energy in hopes that this will help him become human, so she moves in with him. The fun of this series, for me, is Dam being her slob college student self in contrast to Woo-yeo's uptight mannerisms. But like... the romance is not very good y'all.

I kind of hate how Dam always calls him "Sir", even after they start dating. IDK. IT'S WEIRD. I know they do a whole bit about it in the show, but it was too late by then! I was already weirded out!!! I was also weirded out by how Woo-yeo gets a job as a professor at Dam's college. LIKE HOW IS EVERYONE SO CHILL ABOUT DAM DATING HER PROFESSOR??? Even after she drops his class so she can keep dating him (BUT LIKE WHY DOESN'T HE JUST RESIGN? HE DOESN'T NEED THE JOB??? SHE IS A COLLEGE STUDENT AND IS DROPPING A CLASS MIDWAY THROUGH THE SEMESTER SO SHE CAN DATE HIM? WHAT THE FUUUUCK?), I just... I cannot imagine my university being chill about a student dating a professor within their department, even if they aren't taking a class from him. And also there's a lot of lies and hiding of truth and deception throughout the relationship that I could not get over. I mean, I guess they're cute enough in the very end once Woo-yeo becomes human but like... that entire section from like ep 9-the last 10 mins of ep 16 where they're dating before he's human is bleeegh. No thank you!!!

I did like the secondary characters, so that was nice. I found myself wanting to spend more scenes with Dam and her friends or her brother instead of watching Dam and Woo-yeo and their drama. There were also some moments that got a legit laugh out of me. I liked the running joke of Hye-sun not understanding idioms or figures of speech. There was also some ICONIC Subway product placement which, as we all know, is one of my favorite things in K-dramas. Dam has to get a part-time job at one point and of course she gets a job at Subway! I LOVE IT. So it wasn't ALL bad, but the romance itself lacked chemistry and was deeply problematic to me so the show never rose above being "mid".

[makofinz]

im going into the time machine i invented. anyway i really fw the creme brulee cream i HATE the sugar on top but the cream is sosososo good. had a creme brulee cupcake which was like reaaally good but indidnt eat the top which had the weird. sugar stuff on it bleeegh.

[baconcoke]

also ahk is very young, the tablet gives his youth back. the ship is just so eughhhhh cuz larry's definitely 40s or something. and then ahk is either 16-18 , or just young? it's just. idk. it feels bleeegh! and like u said, larry feels like a parent sorta ..so ur not alone, i hate it ,,

idk if this is a hot take but I don’t like the Larry/Ahkmenrah ship

Larry’s so mother bird to Ahk

[gferamos]

Am back from the dead and I'm here to share uh

Boyfriend content

Decided to make a silly doodle right after, blegh I don't like how the top one turned out at all

[boycock-boycunt-boyslut]

french hw,,, detested,,,

[knightowlet]

~𝐻𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡~ D̶i̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶n̶?̶ ̶D̶i̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶s̶y̶s̶t̶e̶m̶?̶

[cupkatwarrior9]

Idk if I'd exactly call him baby sized- 😭

The size seems semi-nonconsistent, but there are scenes where he looks to be almost as tall as Raph when Raph is on his knees. Which is still pretty big-

But yes, the texture of the Kraang? Absolutely abhorrent. In our favorite autistic turtle's words, "Oh, it's my worst nightmare-!" Literally that whole scene with Donnie and Mikey gagging over the console? Yup, exactly. Me. I mean. Like. The sound kraang stuff makes when it moves. You can hear how gross and slimy and wet and squishy and bleeegh yucky gross that stuff is-

Also unrelated but WTF??? I just noticed the black tendril things in the Technodrome have TEETH??? UM?? EW?? I may throw up actually I hate this so much-

Guys

Where

Where is brother kraang?

Like I forgot

LIKE IS HE STILL IN THE TECHNODROME

Cause we don't see him

But also

We see sister kraang with the EPF (in the end)

And kraang prime is in the PD

So did brother kraang die

Or is he still in New york

I DONT KNOW!

And I'm scared.

Also follow up

Is BK the only one to kraangify people and control them?

I'm not sure about that.

If you know the answer, please tell me cause I'm scared.

Also im thinking how we missed out on season 3

Bro I need it now, like the EPF the post invasion, the lore would go hard, like we have sister kraang still in this place, we have the turtles trying to clean up the kaang goop, and we have this growing threat. It would be amazing.

Also I forgot how short brother kraang was and I really wanna hold him like a baby, I know they killed so many, but like, why is he baby shaped

I would hate the texture, though. They look weird. They look like chewed up peices of gum, and I would hate the texture.

[pysoch]

Gonna get straight to the point I've got Medic headcanons.

Enjoy.

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- His doves have had several chances to be released, but he's genuinely such a good caregiver that they stay willingly.

- Sometimes when he sleeps, he starts quoting his own words he said the day prior. This is partially because he has paranoia, and another because of anxiety of the idea he isn't heard nor cared about by his team.

- The medigun took exactly two years, two months, fourteen days, and six hours to perfect. It had some, but not much help from engineer. In the early stages it used to put limbs on the wrong way or gave horrific and cancerous tumors to specifically the lungs.

- Medic loves experimenting on Pyro the most due to their physique being a (quote) "canvas" to work with due to his inability to see them as human. It drives out the small humanity he has.

- One time, he sewed Scout's mouth shut until they were forced to cut their mouth open manually using Spy's knife.

- Out of all of the team, Medic is the second oldest!

- He charges the mercs money if he has to work on Saturdays. He will also be grumpy the entire time unless you pay a little extra.

- Archimedes has three hearts implanted in them because Medic considers one for life, one for love, and one for comradery.

- Despite the fact he's a "medical professional", he finds himself strongly disliking touching things without having his gloves on. This rule doesn't stand for blood or guts, for what/whichever reason.

- He's dated women before, but said he's never really found them preferable in company, and didn't feel much to anything. In fact, the only woman he really finds good charm in is Pauling, and it's purely platonic.

- He's found no help with caffeine, and seems nearly immune to it. Instead, he uses defibrillators to shock his chest awake whenever he's having a rough time.

- Aside from Spy and Demo, he has one of the most versatile and arranged wardrobes. Takes a lot of pride in his appearance, and even if he's just woke up, he'll present himself best he can.

- Sometimes he steals the base's radio and enacts little scenarios out in his room to music.

- The underside of the medigun hooked to his ceiling in the lab has stickers because otherwise Pyro won't stay still when he's on the operating table.

- He prefers picture books over solid words.

- As a child, he actually excelled in literature and mathematics over science. Actually, most of his science classes were spent far away from any teaching and stuck more or less in a corner.

- He hates pet names no I do not care if he's bbg, he would not call you anything but your name or a shortened version of it. Smh my head.

- Every single thing he does is loud and over the top. Sometimes even when he doesn't mean to be. The other alternative is absolute dead and radio silence with nothing but a stern face. There's no in between or medium.

- He spends every single one of his holidays travelling. The second they're released for whatever reason, he is OUTTA there.

- He's a decent driver, but worse than spy, and better than heavy.

- When he's drunk or high he'll eat his own skin if left alone. Aye, giving your soul to Satan has its downsides.

- He's read several religious texts and cannot bring himself to believe anything, but sometimes quotes verses to make himself look like the bigger person.

- He knows (very limited amount but some) french! However, he's mostly focused on using it when he wants Spy to sneak into a merc's room and get something for him to pry into.

- He knows all their sizes. Will not elaborate. ❤️

- Can absolutely obliterate a dance floor in the zestiest way possible

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Bleeegh

:3

[semisolidmind]

bleeegh i hate Instagram and its stupid algorithm

[siberat]

not the orginal anon but i loved your wg rodi/mus story! can you perhaps write a follow up when he goes to meet this mystery admirer? (if possible i would love for the angst about his wg continue :)) hope u doing well! and thanks in advance

Part One

Rodi/mus pranced his way through the corridors of the Lost Li/ght, rounding turn after turn until he stood in front of his habsuit door. His spark fluttered with excitement, for he was finally going to meet his secret admirer. Prim/us, he waited long enough, and everyone knew he hated surprises.

No.

He liked surprises, just hated waiting for them. The dear captain was a bit impatient after all.

He enjoyed immediate results (well, if he didn’t need to provide these required results, that is). The red and yellow mech was one of action! 

Wasting no time, he beelined it to his wash rack, turned the solvent, and stepped under the stream. Nice hot fluids cascaded over his frame. Rodi/mus found this one of the most relaxing times of the day: standing mindlessly under the shower. Why? He liked to imagine all the dirt getting rinsed off his beautiful frame. Also, he felt like it rinsed all his worries away. Down the drain you go!

Upon rubbing the washcloth over his body this time, his woes didn’t slough off him like in prior experiences. Instead, they clung like bugs splattered across one’s windshield when speeding down a road. This was caused by several reasons.

The major one is his weight gain. While he loved the scrumptious snacks gifted to him (clearly, by his expanding midsection), he missed his sleek frame. Looking down, his paunch expanded out a bit, hanging over his hips. Running his servo across his waist revealed a soft and squishy feeling that resembled a water balloon, not the firm tautness it once sported.

However, that special note claimed to not care about his now squishier belly, right?

The next worry was, who was the mystery mech? Sure, he had a major guess, but what if he was wrong? What if this mech was someone who would not be a desirable date? Rodi/mus could think of a couple that would fit that bill. While Swe/rve was a fun guy, he wouldn’t really be dating material: his mouth formed weird trapezoid shapes when he spoke at times. Weird.

Another lousy date would be Whi/rl. I mean… come on, the captain didn’t like to be mean, but that mech didn’t even have a real face. And he was just too obnoxious! Like, all the time, too.

The third wrong choice of a date sprung to the Auto/bot’s mind and made him drop the soap he was dousing the cloth in; Prim/us, what if it was Mega/tron? Fighting back his gag reflex, Rod/imus whimpered. Slag, how bad would that be? Imagine the reason the former Dece/pticon was on this ship was a lie, and it was all just some crazy, hyper-fanboy excuse to try to berth him?

“Bleeegh!”  the flame-colored mech shook his helm, hoping to shake that thought from his processor. If Mega/tron, the stupid self-proclaimed co-captain of this ship, awaited him, he would break down and cry!

The spray of solvent cut off, and his meticulous drying routine followed. Once the captain was satisfied with the shininess of his frame- and he checked every angle- he set off to the observational deck.

This was where he would come face to face with the gift giver. However, the closer Rodi/mus traveled to the destination point, the slower he walked. Gone was the excitement of meeting who was crushing on him; the feeling of dread awoke in its place. He no longer skipped, but rather dragged his pedes.

It wasn’t too late to turn back… He could pretend he didn’t receive the note. Ignorance can be bliss…. Right?

He stood face to wall with the door to the meeting place, yet didn’t know if he dared to go in. How badly did he need to know who this mech was? Was this really such a big deal? 

Let’s take a second to think about this…

The second is up. Everyone knows Rodi/mus doesn’t like surprises, and he cannot just walk away from this situation. So, we know he palms the door open and walked inside. With a reign of superior confidence too. As the saying goes: fake it until you make it.

And what is he greeted by?

Huge windows that showcase the vastness of space. Flecks of light litter the sky, and there even appears to be a distant solar system in the background. Just before the windows is a table draped with a white tablecloth. On this table sat two sets of dinnerware. Upon closer inspection, the plates were fine china, not the cheap crap used in the canteen.

Decorative silverware is set to the sides. To the left of the plate were two forks, one bigger than the other. The other side of the dish also had two knives of different sizes. Can you guess what was next to them? Two spoons. One is much rounder than the other.

“What the frag?” Rod/imus muttered. How many utensils did one need? He could make do with one fork and knife-slag- even just one spoon can be used to shovel food inside his mouth!

But when it came to table settings, it’s not over. A cloth napkin folded in some intricate shape rests upon the dinner place. It held a name card with his name on it too. Cursive font, to be exact.

“You gotta be kidding me!” Above that plate was yet another fork and spoon! This was getting out of hand, borderline silly! And to make matters worse, to the left of that was a little plate with a weird-looking knife resting perfectly straight across it. And we cannot forget the three glasses of various shapes and sizes, plus the cup and saucer to the right.

Did this person have some kind of weird dinnerware fetish?

Rodi/mus was about to call it quits, but a whiff of something delightful caught his attention. His belly grumbled loudly. Great- his stomach noticed the enticing aroma as well. Just behind the table were several covered dishes. Now, our dear captain may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but he was smart enough to deduce there was food within those dishes.

‘BWwwwwoooooooruuuummmmmmbbbllllllleeeeee!’

Prim/us, how long has it been since he last ate? According to his demanding stomach, too long!

But that’s not the point here: Just where was his secret admirer? No mech was present. And this caused a lump to form in his throat: maybe he was stood up.

Or worse.

What if this was just some sort of cruel joke? What if, instead of adoration, those treats and notes were sent in jealousy? Someone sent him all those treats with the intention of making him gain weight and make him ugly? And when discovering his unhappiness, another card, full of lies, was sent his way as a final insult…to get his hopes and spirits up just to smash them down?

Slaggit, it sounds more like a dirty ‘Con trick, after all. 

His cheeks grew warm with shame at just thinking he had been played. Seriously, who would find this new body of his attractive? Suddenly, the desire to return to his habsuit grew. Even if it meant leaving the delightful food behind, Rodi/mus didn’t like to be the butt of a joke. He spun around to head for the door when a relatively large body loomed in front of his path.

......

part 2 will be up in a day or so. I broke it up because I don't want these to be particularly long reads

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[poppydedicant]

It just loaded for me and I hate it...

This is actually the "request desktop site" version you get on mobile web browsers, just now it is on desktop itself. Bleeegh...

I wake up and there’s apparently a horrible update here and I am scared to see it, what even is it?