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57sfinest · 2 years ago

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sits down at the jeanharry table with my lunch tray. so like here’s how i see it. kinda iffy on whether it’d ever work out after martinaise but before martinaise there is Something going on. they’re not GOOD for each other (in fact harry actively ends up making jean worse but jean was already bad so it’s not like he was innocent) but at the same time they are extremely crucial in supporting each other since neither of them really are close to anyone else which is how it spirals into codependency so fast. yes they frequently fight and rip each other to shreds etc but also they are always hanging out and sometimes they genuinely are just having a good time with each other. and it’s definitely Something that goes beyond simple friendship, but harry definitely holds a lot of internalized homophobia & toxic masculinity and i’m 100% sure that jean does too, so like. the only way that their Arrangement works is if they don’t put a name to it. they KNOW that what they have is more than just two guys being dudes but they just call themselves friends (or partners in the context of work) and it works out fine as long as they both stick to that and refuse to put any more thought to it. yes they do things together that would definitely be considered dates if they were a het couple but they’re NOT a couple and they’re NOT dates because they are two MEN being DUDES. don’t you know harry dated a woman once? he’s STRAIGHT. they’re HETEROSEXUAL LIFE PARTNERS. the feminists hate to see two manly men supporting each other in today’s world. if they support each other by going home and fucking drunk that’s literally none of your business. you will never understand a warrior’s bond.

#i firmly believe that 'heterosexual life partners' came from jean himself #when chester and/or mack ribbed him about how he and harry are definitely fucking #and they were mostly joking but jean's overemphasis on 'HETEROSEXUAL life partners' convinced them it was not actually a joke #chester was like 'mack i bet you lunch i can piss jean off in one sentence'#and when jean came by or whatever he was like 'jean you crazy homo how often do you take it from harry? lol'#and jean IMMEDIATELY went on the defensive like 'we are HETEROSEXUAL life partners. shut the fuck up. what the fuck are you saying.'#and chester over lunch with mack is like 'yeah so i was joking earlier but. the way he reacted. no they're definitely fucking.'#like they NEED each other they do help each other but they also make each other so much worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sorry.#kiwipost #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #idc. tagging this. shitty pre martinaise jeanharry nation.#i hate jean i want his horse to trample him<3 #jh

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astoryinred · 4 years ago

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Les Mis for the ask?

Because this was inevitable!

Favourite Female: Eponine. Not because she’s likable, but because she’s crazy and complex, and has the most explored arc of them all.

Favourite Male: Enjolras. Again not because he is likable (he’d drive me nuts IRL) but his thought process and obsessiveness actually is interesting even if tragic

3 Other Favourite Characters: Cosette, Jean Valjean, Combeferre

3 OTPs: Enjonine, Marisette, Jehan/whatever makes him happy in the moment

Funniest character: Gavroche. Because we’v all had that kid sibling you want to strangle, and he’s just that.

Prettiest character: Enjolras. The only character to attract (in canon) both sexes.

Most Annoying Character: Tholomyes. I swear you want him to get trampled by the horse instead.

Most badass character: Jean Valjean. I would not dare to mess with this guy.

Character I’d like as my BFF: Cosette! We’d have such fun.

Female Character I’d Marry: Cosette, let’s be honest. Probably the only okay option besides Musichetta

Male Character I’d Marry: Combeferre

Character I hate/dislike/least like: Thenardier. There just isn’t any redeeming this POS.

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