#i hate both aįzen and mayurï and in my mind they could only Dream of deserving MY fave | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

hollowbait · 1 year ago

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i hate all aįzen ships as an aįzen unappreciator but for some reason aįzen/urahara gets my goat More than other aįzen ships. i just somehow feel like urahara liking aįzen in any way is somehow a disservice to urahara. like babe you're smarter than him. you're hotter than him. you're better than him. he does Not deserve you he deserves death and then prison. in that order.

like, kisuke being into aįzen feels like him being tricked by aįzen and my brain refuses to accept it. aįzen being obsessed with kisuke? valid. kisuke looking at aįzen with anything more than hatred and contempt? unable to compute.

(to a lesser extent i feel the same about urahara and mayurï. that guy is obsessed with kisuke and Not the other way around.)

#i hate both aįzen and mayurï and in my mind they could only Dream of deserving MY fave #no disrespect or judgement to people who are fans of these characters or the ships mentioned #tbh while usually a fave becomes a fandom bicycle for me #this did Not happen with urahara #in fact i only ship him with ichigo #or like yoruichi in a 'that's cute art and a good semi canon ship' way #im less picky with ichigo since i like a good byåichi or grimmīchi #im also picky with mømo who is my third Absolute Fave #i like hïtsuhina and shīnmomo #i don't mind shīnichi as well which makes shinji the character i ship with most of my faves with 2/3 #anyway this is picky petty bitch posting hours #also i hope these symbols work as a way to not get this post caught in any tags #[]#[text]#|ramble|

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