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evilfarmin · 4 months

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Helian Yi: yahoo answers my closest friend asked me what if he was a bug and I laughed at him bc I thought it was a joke and now he won't talk to me how bad did I fuck this up?

Zhou Zishu: to his face?

Wuxi: haha you fumbled this one bitch there is no recovering from that sucks to be you brb gonna go catch myself a bug wife

Wuxi choose your own adventure

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#qi ye #qiye #lord seventh #helian yi #hly #jing beiyuan #jing qi #jby #art?#i hate being into wuxia. everyone has three names and an acronym... what?#jby was a bug 🪲#helian yi poor thing how does feet taste #when your girlfriend asks you if you'd still love her if she was a bug it is NOT a joke she is 100% serious #and if you don't answer correctly she WILL leave you for some hot snake charmer #important to remember the first rule of holes #i do like hly. hes a little thingy. everyone hes ever loved leaves him #wuxi: i'll kiss you in an interesting and peculiar way #jby: just the normal way is fine thanks

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