#i had to take a second screenshot bc i laughed so hard i accidentally hit the volume button on the first one

[smytherines]

why am I like this

[farklelucas]

ok so i was reading the ladylike/ashtel headcanons and i was wondering, what’s an average party like at buzzfeed?? how do the groups interact?? are there fights?? hook-ups?? sorry if this is kinda vague. also, i got my own tag!! that’s super rad!! - ladylike anon

every time i see “ladylike anon” in my inbox i honestly just weep ur my hero. sorry this took so long i was at a family party and then i finished black mirror the day before yester and then yesterday there was another family party so it took a day oops pls forgive me ladylike anon.

buzzfeed high goes. fucking. hard.

eugene is the most often party-thrower bc neither parent is ever at their respective house.

kelsey gets FUCKED UP and jen follows behind, a cup in hand, simultaneously cheering on her girlfriend’s batshit crazy antics and apologizing for her

the ladylike gang is all there getting fucking. crunk. devin and kristin are running around drinking wine, turning into those girls who cry and compliment you and give you candy out of nowhere. chantel and freddie both become 10x more ruthless when they drink. any minor infractions now become major infractions. sorry i don’t make the rules. jen usually just gets more mischievous and is more likely to go along with kelsey’s fucking bonkers plans.

the try guys are always mingling with the ydy girls. zach and sara are drunkenly talking about space, eugene and quinta are drinking each other under the table, ashly and ella are going up against ned and keith in a beer pong match on a table that??? no one really knows where it came from???

the spooky boys and the worth it boys are hanging out together too. this includes zack evans and adam too. so ryan and andrew are doing Stupid drunk shit, probably daring each other to like fucking scale walls and shit; steven and shane are standing off to the side, shane keeping a side eye on the boyfs while he listens to steven talk about food endlessly. adam stands there wide eyed sighing in despair while zack evans tries to drink from two kegs at once.

there are definitely fights and hook ups

fights:

devin and kelsey GO AT IT one time for no fucking reason at all

jared (nunn, aka my fave that gets No attention and i want to bring into this au god damn. if anyone wants to talk about my boy hit me the fuck up.) fucking grabs devin and holds on tight like a backpack. eugene is in front of kelsey, pushing her backwards by the shoulders

NO ONE CAN FIND JEN

they find her 20 minutes later on top of a bookshelf, just lounging

by the time she gets back the feud is over, kelsey and devin holding each other and fucking crying, being like “NO UR BEAUTIFUL U FUCKING ANGEL” “nO YOU”

quinta and freddie throw fucking down

it’s sudden and angry and Loud

there are a lot of rumors as to why it happened

some say that freddie tried to steal quinta’s man

some say that quinta had screenshots of freddie talking mad shit

either way they stopped being friends for like 3 months

and then made up

it was so fucking scary and the entire school divided in two parts: team freddie and team quinta

daysha and eli fight all the fucking time lol

not even in a cute friend way

they go HEAD TO HEAD

and they pull all the drama

they’re still friends after but like

still

it’s not cute

ned has fought. everyone.

shane

zack evans

eugene

justin

just fucking everybody

yk that one moment in the try guys try being fathers for a day video. when 2/3 of the kids keith is watching are playing. but then the one kid accidentally hits the other kid with like a ball or smth. and then there’s a brief moment of calm before the storm. and then. the other kid. SWINGS.

ned is kid 2

hook ups:

andrew and ashly hook up at a party early freshman year and date for like. ten seconds. then they both realize they’re hella fucking gay and break up, hugging, crying in relief. then andrew promptly begins dating steven.

keith and becky DEFINITELY hook up at a party and then try to pretend it never happened for like six months before giving in and dating.

freddie and chantel hook up one time. (pre-ashtel of course.) it’s awkward and funny and definitely a one-off bc freddie isn’t typically attracted to women, and chantel doesn’t hook up with friends. they laugh about it later but damn it was good sex.

justin and zack. kind of. hook up at every party. so much so that everyone thinks they’re dating. they’re literally not. they have no (0) romantic feelings towards each other. they just very casually end up having sex. at every party. what the fuck. (especially after justin and quinta break up.)

you know how jen likes to climb?? one time eugene had a christmas party. and guess who was both the star and the angel on top of the fucking tree. that’s right. she just sits up there. and someone, idk maybe ryan, comes around and is like “???? what the fuck why is she up there????” and steven and kelsey, who are both standing at the bottom of the tree looking up at drunk jen, sigh in unison and go “she likes to feel tall”

once zach and eugene start dating..,.,,,, NO ONE can find them during parties. fucking no one. they’re gone.

(ONE TIME NED WALKS IN ON THEM GOING AT IT

NOT GOOD

NOT GOOD FOR ANYONE INVOLVED

ZACH AND NED, RESIDENT BROS, CAN’T LOOK EACH OTHER IN THE EYE FOR A MONTH AFTER THAT)

standrew is always found on the couch, cuddling, with drinks in hand like a cute lil domestic couple. anyone says a word about how lame they are and jen and ashly, steven and andrew’s best friends Respectively, fucking square up. no one but THEM are allowed to call their boys lame!!!!!

shane and ryan always fucking insist on campfire ghost stories. and honestly they’re so funny that no one really minds. all kinds of people from all over the party gather around and listen to them. ryan starts off REALLY seriously with good intent for an actual ghost story, but then shane interjects and takes over, making it 10x more ridiculous. then ryan does the same. and they go back and forth like that and it’s so fucking funny.

the more drunk they become, the more affectionate ashly and chantel get. by their first drinks you can find them holding hands. by their fourth drinks you can find chantel actually on ashly’s lap. by their sixth drinks you actually. don’t want to find them.

kelsey is either a crazy drunk or a sad drunk. so people (zach and eugene and jen being “people”) begin to take bets on whether or not she’s going to be in tears or in her underwear by the end of the night. (somehow, zach always wins. no one knows how.)

so yeah buzzfeed high goes. hard. for parties.