#i had to hop on mspaint for this one

[diabolican]

can you draw hank getting eaten by a dinosaur but like REALLY badly drawn just to emphasize how eaten by a dinosaur he is

ok

[patchdotexe]

the KG masterpost

aka "icarus and pat collectively lose their minds"

the core concept here is basically like. what if all the AUs of somebody were literally the same person? in the sense of like... you bump into somebody in one universe, hop to the next one over, and when you find them again they recognize you even though there's no way you met before-- or you're just minding your own business when somebody runs up and claims to know you and, when you press them on it, they get embarrassed and say "sorry, i mixed ya up with the other you". slightly different appearances, vastly different backstories, different nicknames, but still the same person.

side effects of existing like that: easily overstimulated, memory constantly scrambled because of remembering Literally Everything From Every Version Of Themself, extremely confusing to be around. depending on the setting, either they mask it or they just don't give a shit because This Is Already So Goddamn Weird

tl;dr: local teenager breaks reality and now exists in several dimensions at once. this is a problem. (or, we tried to make all of our old rp self-inserts canonically the same character, ran into Several Issues with logistics, and somehow exploding the fabric of spacetime was the best solution we could think of)

(individual KGs in vague chronological order under the cut because this post is MASSIVE)

KG / PRIME: human, usually. (sometimes a catgirl?) they/he/she. the "original" KG, template for all the others, and the core of this mess. goofball with phenomenal cosmic power. got isekai'd into the original version of our long-running RP multiverse and then oops! all KGs! a side-effect of the Isekai Incident is that Prime kinda is just vibing somewhere outside of reality and is basically just in noncanon scenarios for comedy reasons, which they are very aware of. they're the reason why the other KGs are fourth-wall aware because they're kinda clipping through it and just have to deal with that. does not like shoes because they're hard to draw

SELF: Persona 3! she/her, is so old that all of my art of her was in mspaint. is the reason for this mess because initially i didn't make any distinction between Self, Plus/Minus, kh!Katie, and Prime despite them all having different backstories and powersets. persona was Nekomata i think? the "SI" literally stands for "Self-Insert", so uh.. she's Self now. this is the first time i ever drew her in a reasonable outfit. was, unfortunately, a Fucking Weeb because i was 13. there's info on her out there somewhere but i don't want to look for it or else i'll explode

PLUS and MINUS: Mega Man Star Force! she/her (individual), they/them (plural). basically "what if Gemini Spark was me" except.. i didn't know i was a system yet.. so this specific iteration of KG is very weird to look back on lmao. absolutely horrible plural rep but they were somehow instrumental in me figuring myself out so they get one (1) rights. there's also a version that has a fan FM-ian partner instead but then they got reworked into an unrelated oc. has lightning powers even when not wavechanged i think? Plus is harmless, Minus is teenage angst and a boatload of trauma incarnate

kaoticGenome: homestuck! human, she/her. breaks the mold and has different initials (not counting chumhandle)! originally thought her last name was Grant but it got revealed to be something else when she learned about her session's ectobiology stuff. which included "one of the genetic samples for her and her brother was the past self of the first guardian before he turned himself into a FG", it was ~2010, it was a Whole Thing, she's very disappointed that she didn't "inherit" any powers from it (and then i realized she's biologically related to Ninten and had a 404 error). was the Scribe of Dawn before we knew what the canon classpects were, probably a Heart player nowadays. very good at being the goofball but was usually the straight man. was like the only KL-era KG that wasn't interchangeable with the others but HAHA NOT FOR LONG

KATIE: Kingdom Hearts! human, she/they/he. this design was "ica wanted to draw a smash sona that's 'KG but ica's mains put together' like how Spark is pat's mains put together" and then i realized the sora half of the equation is Basically the Kingdom Hearts KG that never got a unique design so uhh. she's them now! design liable to change. is the weird outlier of "doesn't have a unique nickname" because even Katie A. has her chumhandle, but also her Nobody is named Teixak so uhhhhhh. speaking of, she kinda got upstaged by her Nobody lmao. keyblade wielder solely because i was playing Days, had a crush on Roxas (i was 13).

LANDIA: Minecraft! catgirl, they/he? last of the "original era" but they predated us knowing minecraft storytelling was a thing so they didn't have anything going for them besides shitposts until we brought him back a literal decade later. kinda part of their own sub-group of KGs because there's like 3 Landias running around. predates the existence of dogs. leans hard into being a comic relief background character. currently planning to fling themself into the deep dark for fun and profit (there will be no fun and no profit). resident self-proclaimed memelord

FOXCAT: Sonic! Outsider foxcat, she/they. shapeshifter and realitywarper due to being an entity from another dimension masquerading as a normal mobian. has made it her life mission to bother as many au Tailses as she can (mostly bothers T1 because he's Their Best Friend). has Klonoa's hat because Zephyr exists. may or may not know blood magic because of a one-off joke. is difficult to place chronologically because this design is new but got retconned into taking the place of proto-SK in a specific RP arc, which KINDA makes her the first KG (besides Prime) but not really..??

KAY GEE: Stickmin! they/them, first fully "new" KG after establishing the bizarre convoluted multiverse stuff. older sibling to a CCC agent while also being somewhat on the run from the CCC itself because of having similar time anomaly / "retry" powers as Henry. does not take things seriously at all because of just being able to rewind and try again. keeps getting reminded their actions do in fact have consequences. is in SO much trouble

ZEPHYR: Klonoa! four-eared cabbit, she/her, lovable pest. grew up in breezegale as one of the various phantomilians you can rescue. she's friends with Klonoa and causes problems on purpose because it's funny. Dream Traveler status debatable. also difficult to place chronologically because despite being VERY old she got retconned into being part of this mess wayyyyy later (which is why she has a fully unique name). currently Fucking Haunting Me because tying her in to the KGs ended up being an accidental explanation for Foxcat's hat and then i went on an unhinged rant and started this masterpost

..this isn't even all of them, i just hit image limit

[feraldavestrider]

!!! i was tagged by @mithryl-ninja thanks my dude

RULES: Answer 11 questions and tag 11 people

1) Which aesthetic are you? Space, pastel, cute, botany, or black and white?

hmmmm id say its close between botany or bw. im not actually a plant person myself irl but like... i love photos of forests or EVEN BETTER like derelict buildings with plants all up in them... mmmmmm good shit. but black and white is also super nice!

2) Favourite beverage?

gonna have to go and say tea. any tea. all tea.

3) Comfort food? cheesecake

4) Are you a socks, slippers, or bare footed kind of person at home?    

BARE FOOT AF i hate the feeling of socks honestly????? and i havent owned slippers since i was a very young child because i hate the feelings of them too.

5) Which section, if you attended a convention, would you go to? Anime, comics, gaming, horror, or sci-fi?

i mean i dont actually watch THAT MUCH anime, but id probably go the anime section? or the comis but again i dont read that many comics? i probably just go in homestuck cosplay regardless of what the actual theme of the con is.

6) What is love?

mith took EXACTLY what i was goign to say like an ASSHOLE, so i guess love is taako saying “is it kravitz?” after proclaiming that he didnt trust anyone

7) Favorite holiday?

easter or pancake day because of the excessive amount of uhealthy foodstuffs i get to inhale

8) Are you a digital or traditional artist?

a bit of both i guess? i mainly doodle and stuff just with a pencil altho when i get better id like to work with copics and watercolour!! rn my digital stuff is touchpad mspaint so id like to also use a tablet in the future!!

9) Would you rather hop in a pile of snow or in a pile of leaves?

snow because you dont know whats in a pile of leaves? like bugs and shit. its not nice. leaves are all crinkly and there could be twigs and theyre gonna be DIRTY!!!! if ur playing in snow ur gonna end up cold and wet regardless so why not jump in a soft pile of snow?

10) If your school was to attend a student exchange program, where would you like to go?

umm id probably say italy just for gay reasons? otherwise maybe america for the EXPERIENCE but honestly theres no one place id rather study than the uk for any specific reasons

11) For your mobile phone, do you prefer thin fashionable cases, hard cases, wallet cases, or none at all?

i mean rn i have a windows phone so its pretty fucking sturdy? like i drop my phone CONSTANTLY because i dont give a fuck? so i go caseless esp because i like the thinness of the phone. if i had a case id probably go thin. wallet cases are ugly anD SUCK!!!!

im tagging @uiyutrentasei, @alpacalmond, @hal-strider again just for shits and giggles, @thetwinarmageddons, @therealshootingstar, @themightyclitoris, @justtherightamountofcooks, @charliequinn2772, @synodicatalyst uhhh thats not 11 but ive forgotten who all my mutuals are oops sorry

[suppersoup]

The Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

So like a long while ago i was tagged in this thing by the probably super cool (i mean you’d have to be pretty cool to follow me) @cosmicmoths and i wanted to do this when i was first tagged but i didn’t do it to a bunch of other dumb circumstances that happened one after another and i kinda forgot but then i remembered about it and i still really want to do it so i am so there   

Nickname: my pals normally refer to me as J or j.j. But way back in elementary bunch of kids had given me the nickname “J berry crunch” claiming i was a poisonous cereal  

Star sign: Aries, and according to tumblr i fit the bill pretty well

Height: i can’t remember the last time i checked but i think it was borderline 6ft

Time Right Now: 10:48 pm

Favorite musical artist: i’ve really been into mountain goats and streetlight manifesto for a while now (streetlight manifesto really knows how to use there trumpets)

Song stuck in your head:so much meme music from the sillvagnner Chanel. i swear memes have ruined my life  

Last movie watched: i watched scott pilgrim vs the world yesterday for the 1,000th time

Last Tv show watched: i mean if anime counts than it would be jojos bizarre adventure because despite all of it problems i still think it’s like my favorite thing right now, if it doesn’t count then Steven universe because i refuse to not ride this out to the end  

What are you wearing right now: 3 layers of shirts and 3 layers of pants because it snowed earlier today and i had a fun adventure    

When did you create your blog: i’d like to saw about two -three years ago

What kind of stuff do you post: memes and music and jojo and memes and MEMES

Do you have any other blogs: oh boy do i. if you want to look at guine shitty MSPaint art then you can hop on down to @thetrueartblog for that very specific kick of bad MSpaint art that makes it artist feel sad after a year of going back to it. ive recently gone back to it and might update it from time to time   

Do you get Asks regularly: i still await my first ask

Why did you choose your URL: when i was like 11 i needed a new name for a minecraft account because goku81 wasn’t doing it for me anymore. then that Austin and Ally episode where they yelled soup for 30 minutes came on and my 11 year old mind thought that be super rad to be called “super soup” but i was 11 and fucked it up and i have been holding that L ever since

Hogwarts House: i have no real knowledge of harry potter what so ever.so id have to say griffinpoff because i don’t think it’s a real house  

Gender: Male

Pokémon Team: i mean at this point i think everyone’s favorite nowadays is team skull because there just the best. But if id have to pick someone else it be team galactic because gen4 is what got me into pokemon   

Favorite color: too many favorites to count

Average hours of sleep: a constant switch between not enough to too much  

Lucky number: il be edgy and say 13

Favorite characters: ok so like this question is not specific enough and i’ve seen a lot of things so i’ll make a top 5 in no real legitimate order

Wallace wells from the Scott pilgrim comics 

Lapis/pearl from Steven universe

Jonathan joestar from jojo’s bizarre adventure

Luke fon fabrea form tales of the abyss 

Duster from mother 3

Dream job: i wana make some real cool video games that people won’t vomit over the moment they see it

How many blankets do you sleep with:one thin sheet because it always super hot for some reason even in winter   

alright so i dont really know 20 people on tumblr so il just pick some people i follow/follow me if that’s alright (feel free to tell me you want your name off this list just tell me and il do it as quickly as possible. except for @mariahcareysmeltdown because you never had a say in this mater) 

@totaleclipseoftheblart @jelloapocalypse @aboringblackcat @warpedlamp

@mariahcareysmeltdown  @rooby