#i had a thING PLANNED TOD AY

[ind1c0lite]

Guess who's sick

[acourtof-ash-and-ruin]

The Afterlife Chronicles by Sam Cortland:

ToG~ • "Who the hell are these two sons of bitches?" • "Celaena...don't look at them like that..." • "Hold up- are those the same two at that one party....?" • "If this Dorian tries to kiss her... And he did... Welp I'll have to kick his ass when he gets here." • "Wait. Hold on. This is a love triangle...I'm on team "she should still be with me" • "Kick Cain's evil ass!" • "PLEASE DONT DIE!" • "Ok Chaolaena is kind of cute... And he did save her life... Who am I kidding? Team Samlaena for life." CoM~ • "WHY ARE YOU DOUBTING YOUR BEST FRIEND???? ASDJKSHDF..." • "I'm watching you Kale." • "And Doriaaaaannnnnsssss outta there!!! YUS!" • "Damn you, Kale." • "Woah...WOAH!! MY EYES!!! CELAENA STAHP. NO MORE SOUNDS EITHER... OH. MY. GODS. I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS." • *Nehemia dies* "Oh shit. Celaena... No I'm sorry!" • "AND KAAAAALLLLLEEEESSSS OUTTA THERE!!!" • "I don't like this underground library... Why are you going alone?????" • "DORIAN HAS MAGIC!!!!! PLOT TWIST!" • "Hold up- you're a queen...and a fae... And Celaena never really existed.... My whole life was a lie." HoF~ • "Get your lazy butt up and go find your Aunt!" • "Not. Another. Male." • "DONT YOU DARE TALK TO MY GF LIKE THAT!" • "Threaten to whip her again, Whitethorn, and I will personally hunt you down in your next life and haunt you forever." • "Ihaterowanihaterowanihaterowan." • "YOU TOUCH HER AGAIN AND YOU ARE SCREWED MISTER FAE BASTARD!" • "THANK YOU EMRYS!" • "F you Rowan." • "Celaena...NO FIRE. NO. STOP." • "I could swear you're a cat with nine lives or something..." • "Damn she's hot... Ayeeee!" • "TELL HIM ABOUT ENDOVIER AND TAKE THE DAMN PITY." • "These plans of yours aren't safe... Then again I should know that by now....." • "Ok...sleep in his bed, 'un-romantically.' That's a lie." • "Maybe he's ok.... But I was better." • "YES THATS MY CELAENA. SCREW THE VALG!" • "F the cadre.... Except for Gavriel. He's ok..." • "GET UP PLEASE." • "SCREW MAEVE." • "Oh dang.... Yes, free him! He kind of ok." • *is tearing up as she gets tattoos* "Ok, this is sweet." • "WHY ARE YOU GOING BY YOURSELF??? HELL HAS BEEN UNLEASHED. YOU NEED THAT STUPID BASTARD. OH DEAR GODS." QoS~ • "That new hair color... Dayummmm!" • "Just don't find Arobynn....... I spoke too soon." • "Oh look it's Captain 'Indecisive' Westfall." • "Really avoided a bad one with that Prince... I mean now he's possessed..." • "YOU DID NOT JUST CALL HER A MONSTER. FIGHT ME VEGGIE MAN!" • *is laughing* "Keep messing with Kale, sweetie, I like it." • *Is humming Mission Impossible theme music* "Go get your cousin, babe!" • "YASSSSS QUEEEN" • "F you still Rowan. You're better but... You had to come back? Damn." • "Woah woah wait a minute- Lysandra????? She's- you're friends now??" • "Of course... Of course he gets to sleep with you when you're IN A DAMN GOLD NIGHTGOWN." • "No ones said it yet- so I will, ROWAN IS A SAVAGE." •AROBYNN DO NOT PUT THAT RING.... YOU LITTLE..." • "I have been informed the ring was fake." • "Get your filthy hands off her, Mr. Salvaterre. I'll FiTe you!" • "Kill the witch!!! Use water- maybe she'll melt." • "'My...Rowan.' YOUR WHAT CELAENA- shoot wrong name- AELIN????" • "Oh ok- now the witch is kind of helping..." • "So Dorian is still there?" • "Does Kale still need to be here?" • "YES LYSANDRA KILL THAT BASTARD!" • "That's my girl!!!" • "Oh dear gods... Kale please do something useful- WHY WOULD YOU FACE HIM ON YOUR OWN???" • "KILL THE KING! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" • "DORIAN IS BAAAACCCKKK!" • *strums guitar* "When your legs don't work like they used to before..." • "Go reclaim your land, babe! My Queen!" • "YOU SAID MY LINE BUT WITH YOUR NAME AND AHSJSGSGDKFGSH" EoS- • "TOO. MANY. POVS. SO. MANY. THINGS. HAPPENING." • "Like hell she isn't your queen." • *begrudingly* "Ok, fine! Fire breathing bitch queen is my favorite title..." • "Thank the gods Kale is gone- hopefully he doesn't screw it all up.....that's going to be hard for him." • "I see you Lysandra and Aedion." • "All this time... A shape shifter and a fae queen... I must be hawt." • "DO YOU ALL NOT NOTICE HER PLANNING FACE- NOT GOOD. THAT USUALLY TRANSLATES TO SELF SACRIFICE!" • "Talking to dead royals again... That's never a good sign." • "AYEEE ROLFE LONG TIME NO SEE." • "YASSS AELIN. YASSS LYSANDRA." • "Ok.... Rowan, JUST DO IT. AELIN, IF YOU DONT YOULL REGRET IT........not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything..." • "Stupid goddesses trying to screw stuff up." • "YASSSSS LYSANDRA!!" • "Oh gods... Not again. STAHP. ON A FLIPPING BEACH???? BECAUSE THATS INCONSPICUOUS, ROWAN." *covers eyes and ears* • "DID YOU JUST SAY PREGNANT???" • "Phew... Ok not pregnant." • "This is not good. This is not good." • "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME- SHE DIED JUST TO HAVE TO DIE AGAIN???? FIGHT ME ELENA." • "Why couldn't she have had a normal life???" • "AYE THE BUZZARD FAM IS HERE." • "ROWAN GET TO YOUR DAMN QUEEN." • "um... Wha- NO STAHP. DO NOT TOUCH HER." • "I WILL KILL YOUR AUNT." • "AJSHSGSKDHSVDJXJSM" • "NONONONONONONONO" • "GO FIND YOUR MATE. GO BRING HER HOME. I LIKE YOU NOW. PLEASE GO GET HER." • "If you fail- I'm suing." ToD~ • "All I see is Kale and blah blah blah blah...." • "Maeve is valg- CRAP." • "FIREHEART??? Yes!!!!" • "............never mind. F YOU MAEVE." KoA~ • "I'm too scared to even watch this.... Just find her please!" *sobs*

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 15 - 22.11.18 lb

15.11.18

“main tumhe poore shehar mein paagalon ki taraah dhoond raha tha aur tum yahan bistar ke neeche thi?”

..... well when you put it like that......

behen heavy philosophy mode mein. you two are genuinely so dysfunctional and fucking exhausting is2g.

lol ofc she throws everyone else under the bus with her.

even then gauri's on team jiju. this girl is too pure and none of these dumbasses here deserve her, honestly.

nani why didn't you just approach/team up with anika on day 1 itself? ainvayi mein itne din usko pareshaan kiya.

ok she's overdoing it with the glee at his tadap. no need to be such a sadist.

kyunki main tumse............ le bhai. phir se iski sui wahin jaake atak gayi. universe badal gaya, bhai ke issues nahi badle.

GOD WE'VE LITERALLLLY ALREADY WATCHED THESE TWO HAVE THIS EXACTTTTTTTTTT SAME CONVERSATIONNNNNNNN ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ABOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EITHER WRITE BETTER OR END THE DAMN SHOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

finally a fucking apology.

YES. GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. PLS. I AM BEGGING YOU.

#1 fangirl is here. deepveer kaun, twinkle ko bas shivika chahiye.

lmao “chintu??? yeh KYA hai?”

lol anika gave twinkle a pat on her cheek toh shivaay bhi karke haq jataa raha hai uspe.

“chintu bhi koi naam hota hai kya?” pft. your name is billu. those in glass houses.......

ha, anika has the same point to make.

lolololol he's getting roped into doing the #twinTu wedding.

LMAO WHY THE FUCK WOULD TWINKLE'S PAPAJI LISTEN TO SOME RANDO DUDE FROM MUMBAI WHO DRAGGED HIS DAUGHTER UP ON A STAGE YESTERDAY FOR NO DAMN REASON LIKE THE WHOLE THING IS SHADY AND I'D DEMAND HIS SHADY ASS STAY AWAY FROM MY VERY YOUNG DAUGHTER

............. is khanna high this morning?????/

apparently shivaay told him to act like this. idk, i still think he's high.

aslkdjslfjldskjflskj why is she so beautiful it's truly unfair.

gauri is firmly back on #teamJiju.

saari devraniyo ko mutthi mein le liya hai isne.

godddddddddddddddddd this is such a boringggggg filler ep.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH ok i can't anymore with this goddamn filler ep. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16.11.18

everything about this is tacky. the set up, what she's wearing... just...... why? i'm being blinded.

her makeup is on point tho.

what he's wearing too. jfc. all the the styling is so bad.

oh ofc she trips over nothing. ugh lord.

he has same question, ke hamesha girti padti kyun ho? doctor ke paas le jaaon kya?

ohohoho get it billu.

kinky motherfucker.

how's her eye makeup completely intact after the blindfold also? idhar bas kajal lagao toh do min mein it's under my eyes making me look like a baby panda.

lol why is she so impressed he did this? he's rich. he hired ppl for it. not like he lit every diya by himself.

also i’d be worried. last time bhai ne itna taam jhaam kiya tha, toh seedha divorce papers thamaa diye the. so... saavdhan rahein, satark rahein.

lmao billu wants to fuck. so bad.

this chick is really hard to please. itna karne ke baad bhi isko bas 85% hua. suhaag raat pe tujhe badi mehnat karni padegi billu. better keep like 6, 7 redbulls by the bedside.

pft, you think that one pheeka peck was enough to get her to 100%? men and overestimating their...... skills.

“ab door mat jaana anika. door gayi toh main jee nahi paaonga.” waaah waaah. ladke ke emotions finally khul ke aa rahein hain.

“agar mujhe filmy baatein karni aati toh main aaj zor zor ke chilaake kehta... (...) par mujhse yeh sab nahi hota hai, toh mujhse jo hota hai main wahi karoonga. apne dil ki baat seedhe seedhe tumse kahoonga.”

OH FUCK ME THEY STOLE ADAPTED ONE OF MY MOST FAVT LINES IN LITERATURE EVER; KNIGHTLEY'S CONFESSION IN EMMA (“I cannot make speeches, Emma...If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more. But you know what I am. You hear nothing but truth from me.”) ASDSKJFHSDKJFNDSLKFLDK

“agar main badla hoon... ya yoon kahoon ki SUDHRAA HOON...” lolololol

anika being literally every other woman is like ‘bitch literally all i needed from you is emotional honesty and communication. nothing else.’

ouff is universe mein bhi giganticass tacky ring.

lmao itttttaaa bada promise ring.

ab toh iske biwi bolne ka koi thrill hi nahi bacha. har teen din he keeps taking it back and bestowing it again, toh koi value hi nahi raha.

haan ok i love you is better.

waaah bhai, isse kehte hain Nayi Soch!

ok cute.

OUFFFFFFFFF KITNAAAAAAAAA KHEEEEEENCH RAHE HOOOOOOOO JUST FUCKEN GET OVER WITH ITTTTTTTTTTTT

“haan bol do?” waah, dat desperation and talab. i like.

oh man my poor dumb lovesick son. he's finally getting some happy in life. siiiiiiiiigh. may it last. (until he's offed at the end of this week. or the next? idk.)

i am omRu. omRu are me. ki bc in dono ki bakchodi khatam hi nahi hoti.

lmao gauri is me - kisi aur ki shaadi but more concerned about own wardrobe.

“kyun, kya jaldi hai?”

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS THARKI ASSHOLE I LOVE HIM

AUR KYA APT BIWI MILI HAI ISSE.

bhaabi bhi.

nani wants dhoom dhaam. but lord, i forgot roop still exists. ugh dafa karo.

ainvayi exposition line about prinku.

lakshman rekha ka mitaana. yaaaaaaaaaaas. finally.

(though it was in masking tape all these days, suddenly why’s it been made with some rando white powder????????)

and suddenly it’s back to being a masking tape border, which for some reason they’re WIPING, instead of just peeling off. god y’all dumb af.

19.11.18

blah blah blah safaai.

with heavy dose of rudy boy’s puppy eyes.

fuck me i'm really gonna miss my boys. like really really. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk.

nani with the 2 foot rule again.

lmao ab kyun mooh bana rahe ho. it's not like you two were doing anything on a regular basis till now. you can wait two-three more days.

ouff ainvayi ka buildup drama to show girls and boys will be on opposite sides.

snort shivaay's bitchface at gauri saying “inka koi bharosa nahi pata nahi kab bhaag jaaye...”

i love these two together.

some more buildup from rudra. ughhhhhhh.

good. ok fwding.

ugh some fakery from roop.

huh?????????? why is she hating on him for “apne maa baap ko khaa gaya”?????? wtf is wrong with this woman? he was a kid when they died and had nothing to do with it??? god she's such a poorly written villain in every universe. imma just fwd every scene of hers.

blah blah team dulha v/s team dulhan garbage.

dang, omki getting me kinda hot with his annoyed adiyal-ness. ouff this man and his hotness will be missed.

behold the dichotomy of man. lol i love him. in both his forms.

more roop crap. fwding.

blah blah #teamDulha checking out dulhan.

same, anika. same.

good.

lol gotta say bhavya is really nailing the bitchy aunty thing.

“AYE BAS KARO TUMLOG, BOHUT HO GAYA TUM DONO KA NAATAK!!!!” lmaoooooooooooooooooo anika lost it for real.

pffffffffffffft.

also they recovered from that scene with roop pretty quick huh?

pft riVya pulled him from the middle of some business call and promptly abandoned him in front of #teamDulhan.

lol his face at “chalke dikha”

“height thodi kam hai.” “gel bhi baal mein thoda zyaada hi lagaata hai.” all legit and valid concerns.

thoda zyaada personal ho gaya.

“main anika ki SAAAAAAAAAARI zarooraton ka achche se khayaal rakhoonga.”

this fucking horndog. 5 saalon ki kasar abhi ke abhi poori kar raha hai.

riVya approve of the tharak. lol.

lmao @ om randomly bellowing CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cutes. i love them all.

“bhai bada ho gaya.” lol idiot.

roop fucking with the haldi. fwding.

snort, omru warning shivaay to not feel anika up too much haldi ke bahaane.

OUFF LAGAATE HO YA NAHI I HAVE NO PATIENCE NEITHER FOR ROOP'S AINVAYI KA COUNTDOWN NA SHIVAAY'S SENTI SPEECH. FWDING.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the haldi's changing colour.

20.11.18

blah blah haldi nonsense.

fwdinggggggggggg.

oh now they remember that prinku exists.

this is such a random ainvayi ka plot with her?

fwding.

oh look chamak challo singh oberoi made her entry in this universe also.

blah blah fwding.

ok does this prinku plot/episode have anything worth watching?

why is she keeping the photo at that precarious place? kuch bhi.

cuties.

kaanch ka tootna is achcha shagun no? that's what i've always heard.

anyway, fwding.

that cat looks really uncomfortable at the way it's being held.

oh boy rudra has another party plan. meaning more punch. jfc.

cat seems more comfy being held by kunal. (ALWAYS SUPPORT THE HIND LEGS THO, PPL!!!!!!!)

the convo is boring and trite and repeated from OU, so imma just focus on physical hotness.

ofc nani gotta cockblock.

nani ke saamne toh sharam kar tharki insaan.

oh nani, yeh chappaed aur chittar kaash bachpan mein lagaaye hote isko. itna time nahi waste hota.

that haar is huge and ugly af. babies cute tho.

great mangalsutra bhi toot gaya. and this time roop had nothing to do with it.

le bhai yeh do bewakoof janne kar rahi hai party ki taiyyaaariyaan. kuch galat toh hona hi hai.

LMAO OM IS ME I AM OM. KAAM TOH KUCH KARTE NAHI, UPAR SE JO KAR RAHA HAI, USKO ATTITUDE. LEL.

fuck roop. fwding.

great rudra is digging his own grave.

lmao ok i really did laugh at bua in this scene.

ok this ep is boring af and i'm done. NEXTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah not watching the 21st waala ep coz looks to be fullllllll of bua's bs.

22.11.18

le pakdiiiiiiiiiii gayi buaaaa.

good to see shivaay in shark singh mode again.

YIKES HER SCREECHING.

hahahahha her baaaaad acting.

LMAO ROOPS DUMB ASS GAVE SHIPPING ADDRESS WITH RUDRA'S NAME AND BILLING TO HER OWN.

LOL SHE ALSO LEFT BAADAAMS ALL OVER THE POOLSIDE MAN WHAT A FUCKEN IDIOT SHE IS

daaaaaaang shivaay calling bua out step by step. knowing how much this kid is pyaar ka pyaasa from parental figures. sigh. poor child.

OMFG SHE TOLD HIM SHE HATES HIM AND HIS FACE

THIS FUCKING BITCH LEMME AT HER TERE BAADAAM KHAANE WAALE DAANT NA TOD DOON MAIN

ok fwding her dumbass rant.

....... ok tej told her the whole plan till the omRu supaari bit, but did he come from beyond the grave to tell her how he got killed? like, this makes no fuckin sense. she's the fucking worst villain in this show man.

ok fwding.

rudra hearddddddddddddddd.

LMAO THE WAY HE'S RUNNING AND SHIVAAY'S CHASING HIM DOWN THE STAIRS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lol ofc. is ladke ke pait mein na kuch baat kabhi rahi hai na kabhi rahegi.

this is honestly a lot for om to take lmao.

shivaay still valiantly trying to cover up. par khanna aa gaya rang mein bhang daalne.

oh 5 years later om's like i asked you that day also. uss din ke baad tu aaj pooch raha hai???? beech mein tujhe yaad nahi aaya ki ek witness tha?

lol everyone's on team khanna and protecting him from shivaay's desperate/angry eyes.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the truth is out.

hope this guy took his heart meds today coz........... he's gonna need them.

obro hugs, not drugs. this is the shit i'm here for. more gimme more GIMME MORRRRRRRREEEEEEE. oh god how am i gonna live without the bhaichaara????????/ i really think i might have to give up the show purely because of the lack of brotherly love. PLEASE GOD LET THERE BE A NEW GENERATION OF OBROS I NEED THIS SWEET SWEET SIBLING LOVE HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

oh suddenly prinku ka bhi akal thikaane aa gaya. chalo jiii......

ok dadi i don't give a shit about so whatever.

lmao i've really been enjoying nani's smugass face throughout this ep, ki i knew my sohna munda was shammi kapoor, not shakti kapoor.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOP TRYING TO SLINK AWAYYYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

nani revelling in roop's downfall is amazing. i love it.

god some foreshadowing from roop. pls gtfo auntyji instead of putting nazar on my kids.aur mere bachon ke bachon ke bhi aas paas dikh mat jaiyyo!!!!!!!!

(glaring at @mukhtaleef coz she’s now put the unholy fear of god in me with her idea that bua is gonna raise shivaansh. PLEASE GOD ANYONE BUT HER. LET KHANNA RAISE HIM. LET TEENAGE SAHIL ADOPT HIM. ANYONE BUT THIS FUCKING BUA. PLS GOD LET HER DIE FIRST IN THIS DAMN UNIVERSE.)

EVERY SINGLE TIME EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE THEY LET THIS FUCKEN BUA GET AWAY COZ THEY HAVE “LIHAAZ” FOR HER. CALL THE DAMN COPS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

blah blah red herring from anika. ouff. just get on with ittttttttt.

ok shaadi kal hai. good.

ok i’m exhausted af. baaki baad mein (kal?) karoongi. all the actual shaaadi shit. phew. need to legit chug a few gatorades and lie down for a few hours now.

[weirddemiwood]

Warlock Pirate, Part 25

Masterlist

"How do we stop Pan?" Charming asked Wendy.

"Pan took Henry to Skull Rock. But you haven't got much time."

"Then we stay behind," Charming said.

Majo nodded, "We'll be here and guard the boys when they awake."

"You don't need to stay behind," Emma said but her mother agreed with Charming.

"David's right. You get him home, tell him we love him."

"Tell him yourself, when we get back from Deadman's peak. Gold can cure you back in Storybrooke. We just need to bring some of the water with us."

Snow hugged her daughter "And you-you didn't give up." then she turned to the Dark One, "Thank you."

"Well, apparently that's the only thanks I need these days."

"Tink and I will take care of the things here with Majo. Meet you back on the Jolly Roger when you find Henry." Killian told the blonde.

Snow looked at the Saviour, "Promise we if your father and I don't make it back, you get him home."

"We're all going back home. Together."

*****

Majo was sitting in a tavern. It was a cleaner and wealthier one than those she usually visited. She had spent some of the money from the last deal she made on a nice cloak and looked presentable enough for this kind of establishment.

A man took a seat on the opposite table she was sitting on. "Are you Majo Bane?"

"Depends on who wants to know."

"Captain Liam Jones of the 'Jewel Of The Realm'"

Majo flashed her eyes for a moment, "Well, why does a Captain need the help of Majo Bane?"

"I want to make a deal."

*****

A green wave of light hit the trio as they guarded the now awake boys. "What the bloody hell was that?" Killian asked.

"I have no idea but it was something powerful," Majo told him.

They sat around the campfire's for a while until Regina marched into camp. "Where is he?" she asked loudly. She stepped in front of the blond boy who seemed to be Pan's right hand.

"Gone." he taunted, "There's nothing you can do. He's already won. Pan never fails."

"You won't talk? How 'bout I make you talk?" Regina reached back but was stopped by Majo's magic.

"He's a kid."

Emma nodded, "I don't think torture is the best move here. These kids have been to hell and back. We need to try something else."

"Yeah, we tried the cute and cuddly. They don't respond to reason. What else do you have to offer?"

"What every kid wants." to the questioning look of her mother, she added, "A mother."

*****

"Guys, listen to me. We are not gonna hurt you." Emma tod the Lost Boys, "I know you are loyal to Pan, and I get that. But you are making a terrible mistake. For a long time, I thought I was never going to find my family. I was an orphan, like all of you. A lost girl. And I was reminded today that I am not alone,  that I have a lot of people that love me. And I never thought that was gonna happen. If that can happen to me, it can happen to you."

The blond guy leaned forward, "Pan is the only family we need."

"No. Family doesn't do what he did. Pan lied to you and made you do terrible things. He lied to Henry, and convinced him to give up his own heart."

"To save the island." a boy said.

"No, to save himself."

"Don't listen to her," Blondie said, "Pan cares about all of us."

"No, he doesn't. We care about you. And we can save you! We can take you home with us to our land. There's no reason to fear Pan anymore. Until he absorbs the power from Henry's heart, he can be stopped."

"You just have to tell us where he is." Snow said.

Blondie stood up, "Leave now while Pan still allows you to breathe." Killian used his hook to make him sit down again. "That's the only help you'll get."

"Where...is Pan?" Majo asked the boy.

"Not...telling."

The voice of one of the boys made her head turn. "Can you really bring us home?"

"Shut your mouth!"

Emma walked to the boy and crouched down in front of him, "Yes. With your help."

The boy looked the saviour in the eyes, "His thinking tree."

"No!" Blondie yelled.

"Yes, his thinking tree." another boy confirmed.

"Stop it! All of you!"

"What is that?" Emma asked.

"It's where he goes when he wants to be alone." the small boy said and the older one added, "You can find him there. It's not far."

The blond boy looked at him, "No, don't trust her."

"Can you tell us where it is?" Majo asked the small boy, her cat eyes twinkling friendly.

"Yeah. But you have to swear, swear that you'll take us with you."

The warlock made a cross-motion over her heart, "I promise, cross my heart. We're all going home."

"The Pixie woods." the boy said.

"The Pixie woods? That's where it is?" Regina asked.

"It's just north from here. It's where the pixie dust used to grow."

Emma looked at Killian, "Do you know where that is?"

"Aye, the whole region is deserted now. No one but Pan has set foot in those woods in centuries."

"Then let's make history," Neal said.

"We're gonna need you here," Emma told him. "Once we get Henry's heart, it's gonna be a race back. We need help on both ends."

"Okay."

"What do you need from us?" Charming, or David, asked.

"Let's gather up the Lost Boys. Get 'em on board the Jolly Roger. Prepare the ship to fly."

"Let's hope you have a Pegasus sail," Killian said, "Otherwise we're at the mercy of the trade winds."

Neal swung the satchel over his shoulder, "Pan's shadow's in here. It'll get us home, long as your ship holds together."

"Well, as long as your plan holds together, she will."

Majo laughed. "You should know to never question her, Neal."

Neal rolled his eyes and turned to Emma as Killian walked away.

The warlock turned towards the Lost Boy's and with a flick of her wrists, the ropes fell off them.

*****

"So, you're telling me that you got an order from the King to go to a place you can't tell me of and retrieve something you can't tell me about?"

"Indeed." the Captain nodded. "But I assure you, if you can find me what I need, you will be rewarded."

"And what is it that you need?" the warlock asked, leaning forward.

"Something that can make my ship fly."

Majo nodded. "I know what you need. I can bring it to you but I want something in exchange."

Captain Jones nodded, "Name your price."

"I want to travel with you and I want insurance that I can stay with the ship until I wish to leave."

The man looked in thought, "I don't know if that is possible."

The warlock raised an eyebrow, "Then I fear it won't be possible to get you what you need."

"Okay." Jones said with a sigh, "I will let you join us but you must swear to keep everything you see and hear for yourself."

"Deal."

*****

Majo had teleported them all onto the Jolly Roger and then went into her quarter. She fell onto her bed face first and stayed there.

As she heard loud footsteps above her, she groaned and rolled over onto her back. With a wave of her hand, her boots went to the end of her bed which was cleaned up again, her coat got hung onto the door and instead of her short shirt and pants, she was wearing a comfortable long shirt that she had stolen from some guy she had dated.

She flicked her hand again and made her roof soundproof before snuggling into her pillow and falling asleep.

Soon, she was woken up though as Killian came into her room.

"What do I have to do to get some sleep here?" Majo asked.

Her Captain chuckled, "Since you plan on leaving, I thought you might want to be up there on your last trip."

She nodded and made wide trousers appear on her legs. On her way out, she grabbed a hair tie and tied back her hair to a ponytail.

Up, on the main deck, Majo could see Snow handing out soup to everyone.

"You might want to be careful with that," Killian warned.

The boys looked up with wide eyes, afraid of what could be in there.

"Majo cooked it."

The warlock glared at her Captain and Snow chuckled. "It can't be that bad."

"Well, I remember when Majo tried to make what she called 'Pasta'. My men were sick for weeks. Or that time when she made scrambled eggs but added sugar and little stones instead of salt and pepper."

"That wasn't my fault." the lieutenant defended herself.

"What about the time you wanted to fry fish but instead let a killer crab loose on the ship? Or the overdone 'caramel' that almost burned holes into the ship?"

Majo opened her mouth but couldn't find anything to excuse herself so she closed it again.