#i had a coffee at like 5.30p so i’m blaming it on that
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
im too tired & tipsy to touch myself, though i really want to, so i’m just the imagine.jpg
#stream#like u know the meme#it’s the multi pussy fish my little mermaid comic or whatever guy w the pipe#fuck u#it’s literally 3am & ive 0 reason to be awake#i had a coffee at like 5.30p so i’m blaming it on that#like wow .. imagine smacking ur roast beef until a satisfying completion#actually what would be equally good is chewing up this granola bar that owns my colon yall know the 1s go back i. the tag#like just chew it up & the flavour the. spit it out like i’m too full to eat anything#but they’re sooooo tasty#i truththfy cant do anymore sugar today i had a slice of#cookie cake girl �� no1 icing hater there is no reason thsi much sugar needs to be in this shit#id rather a loaf of bread w a candle#anyway#ALSKALSKALSKLASKLAKS the only & last slice of that cake j will be having so my#mother can’t be upset that i didn’t eat it like anyway.
3 notes
·
View notes