#i guess the difference is he'd already been pining for 6000 years

[berniewolfes]

i'd like to say i don't understand how crowley could miss a move as obvious as aziraphale's 😉 there must be something i can do for you in return 😉 in the car while they're driving through the blitz, but actually once i was driving a girl home (not through the blitz) and she talked the whole time about how she'd been recently thinking about dating girls but was nervous that she'd never kissed a girl. and then when i parked outside of her house to drop her off she paused for a very long time before even taking off her seat belt and then looked at me real shy and Tucked Her Hair Behind Her Ear, and i was like okay byee! and i was more than half way home before i was like OOHHHHHHH fuck.

anyway all this to say, people may think crowley was dumb for that, and he was (and i was) but he's also just a girlie out here trying his best. im sure on the drive home post candle-lit wine date that night he too was like, 'oh he was COMING ON TO ME'. and then he had to contemplate that for the next 80 or so years.