#i guess I hc jaskier as being as much of a chaotic gay fire lover as I am
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Jaskier: I am on a QuestTM
Geralt, only somewhat listening: hmm
Jaskier: to find Matches
Geralt, snapping his head up in fear: Nope
Jaskier: Geraaaaaaalt I want to be able to make fire
Geralt: Absolutely not, it’s my job to protect you from monsters, fire, and most importantly, yourself. No matches
Jaskier: 🥺
Geralt: …. okay fine but just this once-
#This is based roughly on a convo between my friend and i#except#I ended up finding a lighter and she can’t take it from me#hehehehe#incorrect witcher quotes#incorrect geraskier quotes#geraskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier the bard#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#jaskier the chaotic gay arson bard#i guess I hc jaskier as being as much of a chaotic gay fire lover as I am
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