#i got some from another classmate too beforhand like just out of the blue
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Just experienced the gayest as fuck experience at school. like living the dream type shit, and ironically it was not gay at the same time?
Apparently, according to my classmates, my hair is ridiculously soft. And I've actually been rewarded with headpats due to this, in which, as a touch starved gayass catboy? Absolute win.
Then I come over and quite literally draw boobs with my friends, in which one of them is one of the cutest girls in class (unanimous opinion btw) and I also find her very adorable and pretty, aesthetic attraction type beat <33
She then discovers the magic that is my hair, and then begins to hyperfixate on it and pet it endlessly. Like full on unlimited headpats!!! Just full on caressing my hair and it went on for about an HOUR and like??? holy moly?
Honestly the gay dream, and the craziest part is it wasn't even inherently romantic to me?? But anyways I just folded like a leaf, eyes dilated like a cat, and laid there pretending to have fallen asleep to the headpats and SHE DIDNT STOP!!! living the DREAM <3
#rennikorambles#well now i say that my hair is a masterpiece#i get headpats for FREE#i got some from another classmate too beforhand like just out of the blue#and of course i dont object cuz. well. free headpats#it was just such a perfect gay moment which was ironically NOT gay and it was ridiculous#also my other classmate who was (playfully like as a bit) Cute Girl's ''girlfriend'' was playing so jealous about it GFDJSAHFDSASHJ#I HEARD THE WHOLE THING AS I WAS ''SLEEPING''#SCREAMINF LMAO#i deserve every headpat in the world#this was not gay. BUT there IS an Actual Gay Moment that i want to illustrate#it happened a while ago and its very minor but it stuck in my brain AND THE OTHER PERSON DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING#I WAS JUST ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
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