#i got scared for a second and then i saw the tone tag TvT

[jalapenobee]

I GET HOME AFTER A LONG NIGHT AND I LOG INTO TUMBLR, MY FAVORITE LITTLE WEBSITE, AND I GO TO ACTIVITY AND I GO OHH MY LOVELY FRIEND BEE WHO I CARE ABOUT OH SO MUCH HAS TAGGED ME IN A POST OH HOW I LOVE BEING TAGGED IN THINGS I LOVE WHEN MY FRIENDS THINK OF ME I WONDER WHAT ITS ABOUT

AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SEE?

ABSOLUTE AND UTTER BETRAYAL. A HORRIBLE ATTACK ON MY CHARACTER AND A CRUEL JOKE. TO THINK MY BELOVED FRIEND OF MANY MONTHS WOULD BETRAY ME IN SUCH FASHION. A SICKENING DISPLAY OF CRUELTY OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE. COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED MIND YOU

AND TO THIS I MOTHER FUCKING SAY

MY SOUP IS FINE AND COMPLETELY NORMAL AND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE PUDDING YOU FUCKING LOWLIFE HACK

:)))