#i got piano 101 staring at me blundering through saints come marching in and this grown man decides his mission in life is to bother me

[draculeo]

imagine you’re me (stunning, musical prodigy) practicing for your piano 101 midterm on the public piano and the same man passes by five times. tries to converse on passes 3-5. and decides it’s appropriate to force a water bottle upon you unprompted on the 4th pass. now tell me you wouldn’t be a bitch