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bigmeatpete69420 · 1 year ago

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About to get bit how's your day going?

#my cat #my cat<3 #oreo #cuddles with oreo #soft kitty #i got bit

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suntoru · 1 year ago

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saur guess who’s backk 😋

#✧˚ · . 💭 — lily rambles #im so tired #AND HUNGRY #it’s like five am but i want mcdonalds #CUBA WAS CRAZY #THE FOOD #WAS SO QUESTIONABLE #constipation for days #I GOT BIT #BY LIKE FIFTY BUGS #but beach was pretty #i have a butt cramp tho #debating if photo or not #🤔🤔🤔#NOT OF MY BUTT #BUT THE BEACH

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iamthatnerd · 1 year ago

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God I hate fire ants, and allergies

#I got bit #now my hand hurts #in pain #it's been years since I had a one #I had a test today too

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huntertag · 2 years ago

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My girlfriend and I fighting the dead.

#furry #furry oc #my artwork #original creation #phone and thumb #hunter #zombie #zombies #blood #i got bit

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lieutenant-sarcastic · 28 days ago

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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying

#its so funn y im shitting mysel f #i got so caught up in the bit i forgot it was not a wide held bit #simply a bit between siblings #Up to something #Jimmy carter #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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marzipanandminutiae · 5 months ago

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As someone who works with social history for a living, I feel like I’m the aggressive opposite of an anti-vaxxer

I fucking LOVE vaccines, friends. Give me the science stab. I’m so ready. it’s a beautiful day to not die of a Bajillion and one diseases that carried off like half the population before they had even reached age 10, and a significant portion before they made it to old age, 150 years ago

I go to the old cemetery. I see the vast numbers of infant and child and young adult graves. And then I go to my doctor and get injected with Potion of Fuck That Noise. This is beautiful and miraculous and I do not remotely understand how some people can reject it – not just for themselves, but for their children

#vaccines #history #child death #got my first Potion of Fuck Cervical Cancer today #(A bit above the recommended age but as far as I know I’ve never been exposed to HPV so)#(it should still be significantly helpful)

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nymphoutofwater · 5 months ago

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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

#fresh from the river #sorry just thinking about this and curious #polls #please answer before the curiosity kills me /silly #for me ofc it depends who’s hosting #if it’s family i show up on time to help out #close friends and i’m only a bit late #anyone else and im probably close to an hour ‘late’#mini banger #humble banger #certified banger #lord help me #turned off reblogs cause this seriously got out of hand yall #i’ve got a FAQ somewhere in the reblogs

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unsung-idiot · 4 days ago

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