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hballegro · 7 months ago

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See while writing dialogue for my MASH fic is easy, specifically Hawkeye is easy [brain injected with MASH at age 5] [watched a lot of Three Stooges around that age] [much ADHD] [I am bitchy by default] [he rambles. I rambles. Is very good system] [literally when he's stressed i model his thoughtpatterns off Lana Turner Has Collapsed]

I only have one thing I can draw on for Sam for my Queap stuff [archaeology lab] [not my major] [forgot to do the readings] [lab group looking to me for guidance based on vibes and how well I got on with the prof] [got on well with the prof cause of MASH and liking the lab instructors beard] [actually have no idea what im doing but I sure know how to use a compass and a level] [faking it til I make it] [trying so so hard to be nice but the Terrors] [didn't know anybodys names]

#.yappin #i got another comment abt my good hawkeye dialogue #and after weeping of joy i showed it to a friend and he had the balls to tell me that this was my calling #that i was raised to talk like hawkeye #ill kill him for that. he hasnt even gotten to season 4 ill kill him before he ever meets bj #also that was also the case for gradeschool. and highschool. the problem with having the vibe of “oh ofc hball knows this #yknow cause look at em“ is that shit defaulted to ME #and its like. dude i have also never taken genetics before. why do I have to measure and harvest seeds from these pea plants #why are you making ME measure out the hydrochloric acid. im UNCLEVER

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