#i give their cute sassy sidekick the cookies in my pocket and we complain abt bad gacha luck
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sometimes i wish i could be a d isney protagonist but only bc i wanna have a villain that i would be friends with. when the camera stops, in the crossover spinoffs, we just go up and hug/high five/go into a comically long secret handshake with each other. like idk. maybe were still enemies in the main movie plot but we're like. foil juxtaposition enemies and we can kinda sympathize with each other and only really fight bc our goals oppose each other.
#they have some funny little kiss up sidekick and im constantly giving them headpats or stuff#i give their cute sassy sidekick the cookies in my pocket and we complain abt bad gacha luck#and then the cute villain treats my d isney protagonist animal friend to quality wine or something#bc they need it after putting up w this nonsense#we all go out for sea salt after it all and watch the volcanoes#about me
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