#i get to go steal my besties weed and binge eat today lets gooooo

[rotthepoet]

Theo sharing you with rhe rest of the boys 🫠

OOOOOOHHH YESSS OKAY LETS GOOO

hear me out, you and Theo have been an item for years now. Like. Ride or die, youre the one he’s gonna marry, you are everything to him.

But like. After a while things can get stale in the bedroom. Not boring or bad at all, but at some point you feel like you’ve tried all the kinks and toys in the world. You need to shake things up.

So when you’re in Theo’s arms on a drunken night, watching an old movie that neither of you are paying attention to, talking absentmindedly about this and that while he plays with your hair.

“How would you feel about a threesome?”

“Are you apart of it, or watching it?”

“…either could be arranged.”

And you laugh and kiss him, holding his cheek in your hand and you can practically hear the cogs in his head turning.

“What are you thinking about, love?” You might ask, tracing his face with your singer.

“Oh nothing, Bella…” but Theo is a filthy liar.

You think it’s weird the first time Theo lets Mattheo touch you. He’d never allowed anyone to touch below your shoulders before, but Mattheo’s hands run up your waist while Theo slips down to his knees, kissing up your thighs. He eats you out while Mattheo feels up your chest, tweaking your nipples while Theo makes you gasp out his name. You cum while Mattheo’s choking you, your legs shaking around Theo’s head.

“Such a naughty girl… love being touched my other guys hm? Fuckin slut..” Mattheo groans in your ear, and you can only nod stupidly. You have no idea whats coming for you.

The next guy Theo lets touch you is Lorenzo, who fucks your thighs while Theo fingers your mouth, his other hand lazily stroking his cock, teasing you for your glazed eyes and drooling mouth. You can only huff and whine and cry for someone to fuck you, but alas, they both zip up their pants after they coat you in their cum and abscond to quidditch practice.

Blaise wraps and arm around your shoulder, lowering his voice and whispering how cute you are into your ear. Draco leaves his hand on your thigh, muttering about what a slut you are for letting the two of them feel you up while your boyfriend watches. Youre fingered at the table of the great hall, right In front of Theo, who watches you with a knowing smirk. Not so stale anymore hm?