#i get my caffeine from chemical-riddled artificially-sweetened carbonated cans like god intended
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I hope Claudia steels the coffee beens from some xadian garden/plantation for the shop, and then if she ever gets caught she's like hahaha I could be taking your bones, jk unless?
like her pancakes, Claudia's coffee is so delicious because something got squished for it
#i was going to make a joke about whether coffee drinkers would still drink coffee if producing it caused human/animal suffering#but that's... the actual entire premise of fair trade coffee :|#ANYWAY i don't drink hot bean water or hot leaf water#i get my caffeine from chemical-riddled artificially-sweetened carbonated cans like god intended
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