#i genuinely don't want to tag the characters in this bs I made. so yeah

[s-38-n]

So I'm really bored and I saw someone do this with Canada so yeah what if the mercs where from Spain? (A post that only 3 people might understand. Sorry not sorry)

So Spy is obviously from Catalonia. Like canonically he speaks catalan! (Btw because of this I have the hc that Spy is from the south east of France. Cause why the fuck else you learn catalan?)

Demo is from Galicia. I don't have anything else to say

Idk why but Heavy has the vibes of being basque

Soldier is Castilian, like I don't really care which one of the Castillas but he is Castilian. Also he would probably join the Legion

Engie is Andalucian, to be specific from Almeria (cause most of the westerns where recorded in the tabernas desert in Almeria so :] )

Okey tbh I could see Sniper being from like different places in general but if I have to pick one probably would be the canary islands. Also his biological parents are annoying in the way that Madrilian people are so ig you also have that

Scout would be from Valencia. Kinda cause is like the third biggest city and I can't see him as from Madrid or Barcelona and idk the vibes are there (add to this the fact that Valencia is close to Catalonia and they have a similar language so ig this can mean something)

Usually I would say that Pyro can be from anywhere. But in Valencia there's the fallas which is a celebration where every year they build cool ass wooden sculptures and burn them. And I'm sure they would love that. So fuck it I'm making Pyro Valencian too

Okey, for Medic there's 2 options: or he is from a town in the Pirenees. Or he is from a german family that decided to stay in Benidorm

[piowasthere]

(My tumblr died when I tried to send this the first time so it it’s a repeat just ignore this) Hi Pio! Your Gemini art genuinely brings me so much joy and I was hoping to get some art prints, do you have somewhere you sell them and if not I would love your permission to get them printed at a local photo finishing place. Absolutely no pressure tho!

Alr, so while the art is mine, i am the one who made it and owns it and shit

the characters from SAMS, LAES, TSBS in general or even FNAF are not mine

stupid copyright bs basically i am in interested in fucking w/

i am pretty sure on one of Kat's streams, a question about merch was asked if i remember correctly, she said she didn't really know but prolly not or smth like that idk

Temu Lunar drama basically (tho it is kinda diff cuz it was knock-off poorly made, on a site like that just for profit and nothing else)

making stuff and using it for personal use is fine (some ppl might disagree) but profiting off of it is more complicated

i also do not have any idea how to sell real shit don't have a store, never did anything w/ it, donno anything

would i sell physical merch? Maybe in the future i'll think of smth i like money

u can print it if u want to if u do and wanna make a post or smth - tag me, i'd love to see it not even i have prints of my art lol

long rant but yeah i have no excuse lmao

[domesticanger-blog]

Sakura just isn't that great

So sorry to post this on her birthday of all days b u t I'm not here to really hate on her I'm just here to explain why this post kinda peeved me if you will

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Point 1: Sakura is the only normal ninja besides Rock Lee to achieve massive amounts of power

First of all, Sakura is not 'normal'. She had a natural incline for chakra control, was above average intelligence, and was trained by the fuckin HOKAGE who was the BEST MEDICAL NINJA IN THE WORLD and all of these things were RECOGNIZED from the start

You cannot compare Rock Lee who was simply fucked from the start having literally no natural talent with any Jutsu whatsoever I mean the dude literally couldn't even perform basic fucking ninjutsu or anything that are like level 1 for academy students

To Sakura

This dude wasn't even good at taijutsu

He was mentored by Might Guy who was literally just your average Jonin who specialized heavily in taijutsu like that's it

What sets LEE apart is that the kid worked his ass off to the point where even when he was knocked unconscious by Gaara his UNCONSCIOUS BODY STOOD UP TO CONTINUE FIGHTING

At this point Sakuras only goddamn feat was tricking the sound ninja with a trap, cutting her hair, performing a basic clone/substitution jutsu, and biting a sound ninja

AND LEE STILL HAD TO STEP IN AND SAVE HER

Anyways on to the next point

Point 2: She's compared too heavily to Naruto and Sasuke

Okay, I mildly agree with this one.

However, I've noticed that Sakura stans love to pull the card of "ShEs So PoWeRfUl Oh My GoD sHeS lIgHt SpEeD dId YoU sEe HeR pUnCh KaGuYa UnFuNfubhaa!2!233" but then the second you compare her to the two people who have set the bar for what powerful is they claim she is too heavily compared to them??

No. Just accept the fact that despite being a main character she's nowhere near as strong as them.

Point 3: Sakura was able to break out of Kabutos Genjutsu that very few others in the Chunin exam arena could

A valid point but Kakashi explicitly stated that he trained her heavily in identifying genjutsu because he knew she had a high intelligence and it would be beneficial so it's kinda just whatever cause like any kid given special training could have

Not really what I'd consider to be very impressive

Point 4: She fought on equal terms with and knocked out Ino Yamanaka after breaking out of her mind control

I'd like to start by saying I call bullshit

Ino was stated to he the top female student from the academy alright

The ONLY reason Sakura managed to TIE with Ino was because Ino couldn't bring herself at first to hurt Sakura

The bottom line is she genuinely managed to outsmart the genius Sakura and her jutsu skills were ridiculously superior to Sakuras

Also, you left out the part where Ino also knocked Sakura out too it wasn't just Sakura

And the ONLY reason Sakura was able to defeat Ino's mind control was because of Narutos screaming interfering and causing Ino's grip on Sakuras mind to weaken, empowering Sakura and thus helping her break free

I won't lie and say it wasn't impressive, but it wasn't her skills alone that got her this feat

The truth is Ino was by far stronger all around than Sakura during the Chunin exams

Point 5: She defeated Ino's mind control jutsu as a Genin

Genin is only a rank/title it doesn't actually rank your skills

You know who never made it past Genin level? Naruto. You know who's Hokage? Naruto.

Her being a Genin doesn't really change much.

Point 6: She easily surpassed Naruto and Sasuke in chakra control

It was stated early on that she had superior chakra control and intelligence, but what's the point of having amazing chakra control if you hardly use it?

Plus she only climbed the tree so fast in hopes that Sasuke would see it and be impressed so ehh yeah that's cool and all but the truth is throughout all of Naruto (I'm not talking about Naruto Shippuden) she wasted this potential entirely

Conclusion

Basically the whole point of this was to show that Sakura stans really like to blow her feats out of proportion like,, a lot

But the truth is had she just utilized her intelligence and chakra control from the start she would have been much better and maybe actually sealed a win

(Also I'm tagging this as Anti Sakura just cause I don't want people to see me shit on her on her birthday when her tag is relevant and come for me cause people will defend her with bs facts until their dying breath lmao but it's not actually anti Sakura it's just me saying facts about her character)