#i gave up on the bigger thing lmaoooo heres this tho. there is also a secret second drawing from the thing but idk if im posting it. lol
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THE LOST BOYS LIVEBLOG 1.0
welcome to another foolish episode of “Kristian watches something and talks to herself the whole time in written format” this time it’s a cult classic 80′s flick about vampires and so-bad-its-good fashion
i got a box full of honey buns and i'm ready to rock out with my cock out
this is the first liveblog i've done in like two years
THE LOST BOYS
i rly love this intro song a lot, it's like the prime 80's sound synth christ this style is so cgood BILL S PRESTON ESQUIRE every single person on this carousel is yelling "come on man come on COME ON MAN" mullets for fucking days omg so  they're not gonna stop the ride adn le thtem off?? JUST UNLOCK THE DOOR MAN also can these fucking vampires fly?? "smells like someone died" you mean smells like florida i gotta say tho this soundtrack is on point she really moved her family to a shithole LMAO WHY is dad playing dead on the front porch also this kid is bitchinga bout this house when it's the nicest gotdamn house in the whole area product placement "U-haul" these brothers are super touchy lmao i could never this movie loves using helicopter shots sexy saxophone oiled up man honestly this looks like the dream AHHH YOUTFUL CHILDHOOD IGNORANCE this fuckin boy has got big big big lips TTHIS BITCH MOVED TO THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD AND SHE'S JUST LETTING HER KIDS RUN AROUND THE BOARDWALK UNSUPERVISED IT'S MOUTHHHH look at that fucking hair omg these nerds are so serious this is ridiculous i love how extra this is, THEY'RE JUST COMICS BOYS WUDDUFUC LMAO THEY RIPPED THE TOP OFF THE CAR aww man corey feldman was such a cute kid i'm so bummed he had a rough time smh yo this scene is fucking lit every night are all these vampire boys cucks guess not, def thought they were about to watch this bitch star ride off with this dude this is makin me so nervous oml why were kids so reckless in the 80's like riding dirtbikes on a sandy beach at night??? who are you??? THIS LITERALLY LOOKS LIEK THEY'RE TAKIGN HIM OUT INTO THE WOODS TO MURDER HIM??? HOW CAN HE NOT GUESS SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN alex winter's jacket is everything to me "i brought you this taxidermied rat, kid, enjoy having it stare at you" why are they eating maggots?????? oh well i guess not did alex winter have a contract that every movie he's in he has to wear a crop top??? because i'm honestly feeling this look so much like dudes in crop tops is my fave style ever and the 80's liked it too so is this michael gonna turn into a vamp just from drinking blood???? IS THAT HOW THINGS WORK HERE HES JUST FOLLOWING THESE RUFFIANS OUT TO AN ABANDONED BRIDGE ???????? IN THE MURDER CAPITAL OF THE WORLD??????????????? THEY'RE GOING TO THROW YOU OFF?????? if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too OH SHIT IT'S NOT ABANDONED GOD WHAT A NIGHTMARELMAO ALL OF THIS JUST TO GET SOME PUSSY??????????? HIS FALLING AND YELLING IS SO DRAMATIC LMFAO GETCHO MOTHERFUCKING SHOES OFF THE BED YOU NASTY BITCH "are you freebasing? inquiring minds want to know" so becoming a vampire just kinds of turns you into a cocksucker lMAO THIS KID IN THE BATH IS MEEEEE how do i still not know this main character kids name "you wait till mom finds out you're a vampire" uhhhhhh i feel like u have bigger problems and should tell the cops instead of ur mom this phone call sceen is the best scene so far holy fuck "EVERYTHING'S FINE MAAAAA" GOD their mom is the nicest lady ever omg LMFAO he unraps his robe and puts it back on that shit's funny as fuck "you're turning into a vampire............. better fuck" god their mom is so fucking ncie i can't even deal with it lordt this mike guy is getting greasier every day. is it against vampire law to take a shower?? OH SHIT MAX REALLY IS THE HEAD VAMPIRE OMG HE COULDN'T COME IN UNTIL INVITED WTF MAX SEEMS SO NICE THE FROG BROTHERS?????????? WHAT IN THE HELL LMFAO oh shit maybe max isn't the head vampire smh FUCK that noise michael!!! it's just one bitch!!! ur like 16 probably!!!!!! let them kill her or whatever!! honestly the soundtrack for this movie is tighter than dick skin this is the scariest scene from a movie i've ever seen holy fuck i hate the prosthetics they used on the faces omg that's terrifying "that wasn't wine they gave me, it was blood" YAH NO SHIT SHE TOLD YOU IT WAS BLOOD IN THE BEGINNING DUMBASS i literally love their nerd geek squad omg they take everything so fucking seriously "flies and the undead go together like bullets and......... guns" well goodbye alex winter rip in rip this vampre just shed a single tear "they pulled a mind scramble on us they opened their eyes and talked!" LMFAOOOOO mouth holy shit in the middle of fucking church these hoodlums just barge in and steal holy water oh shit IS MAX THE HEAD VAMPIRE?????? MAYBE HEAD VAMPIRE IS LIKE INVINCIBLE TO USUAL VAMPIRE TRICKS OMG OF COURSE THEY TRIP AND FALL this is tense smh this is anarchy omg this dog is the real hero of the story damn that's fucking gross as fuck??????? ew ??????/ blood coming from all over???? shit looks likea  got damn stall in the starbucks restroom at disney this gore porn is KILLIN ME IT'S GRODY why didn't they just say death by rock and roll instead of death by stereo o shit now it's about to be fampire showdown oh shit so this main guy is dead, i feel like he's not the main vamp since everything seems to be the same YO IT TOTALLY IS MAX OMG the mom is honestly the only sane person in the state HOLY FUCK GRANDPA LA CUCARACHA GOODBYYYEEEEE "how much u think we should charge em for this" corey feldmans voice omg YO GRANDPA KNEW LMAOOOO ooo this ending song HEY THIS MOVIE WAS PRETTY FUCKING TIGHT HONESTLY JUST A REALLY GOOD TIME i was so in love with markos jacket/crop top combo, that was the real star of the show. also seeing corey feldman as a cute little kid actor again was dope lmao what a dweeby kid, also sammy was fucking funny as hellllll i'd probably rate this a like 7/10 just because it was a really good time all around and was a mindless good 80 flick with wild style and teenage drama.
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