#i fuckin went ham sorry anon

[parakeet]

Random question. Being kin means you believe you're a reincarnation of a character, right? Like you have their memories and stuff? Why do kin criticize each other's kintypes? Do people get some kind of choice about their past life according to kin... religion? Philosophy? (if you don't wanna get into it I'll get off my butt and google it later. I've just wondered for a while, and I'm curious on your thoughts bc you actually know what you're talking about here)

long post incoming bc i guess i have a lot of explaining to do

Being kin means you believe you’re a reincarnation of a character, right?

sometimes, but not always. there are loads of different ways that people come to be kin, what i believe you’re specifically talking about is spiritual fictionkin since you mention characters. personally i’ve only ever really seen one explanation with regards to fictionkin and spirituality and that was about alternate universes (’i am that character if they lived in this universe’). this shit rlly varies depending on the person

therian = identifies as an animalotherkin = identifies as an animal or a fictional animal (like a dragon)fictionkin = identifies as a fictional character

people usually fall into or are a mix of spiritual (believing you were an animal in a past life), psychological (believing you are your kintype) or neurological kins (those who are kin bc of mental illness).  

there are also people who are kin because they identify with a character or animal rather than as that character/animal, and thats kind of a newer tumblr thing (ppl on here like to pretend kin was like this the whole time but that’s not true, tho some ppl in the core identify as squad tend to act like kin has to be serious for everyone or theyre not valid aka ‘you cant choose your kin faker!’)

Like you have their memories and stuff?

Some kin have memories from their past lives or their specific ‘canons’, some don’t. I don’t. can’t really comment on that.

Why do kin criticize each other’s kintypes?

Because people are stupid entitled babies. They can be valid but no one else can be. It’s like a huge theme in the kin community and its embarrassing every time. like i’m sorry but you cannot be out here calling yourself a fox or wolf then acting like its ‘unrealistic’ when people ID as fictional characters or species like dragons. like newsflash asshole, the whole thing is unrealistic, but you’re still here, and they’re still here, so just get over yourself and live and let live

I’ve seen otherkin ragging on people who are kin with fictional creatures like dragons bc theyre not real, i’ve seen spiritual otherkin shitting on psychological and neurological kin bc ‘we’re not like THOSE freaks who ACTUALLY think they are their kintypes’ and as of late i’ve seen it a little bit with this whole ‘kin is identifying WITH something not AS it like Those Kinnies’ 

the reason ppl do this is bc they want themselves to look good to non kin folks and anti kin, so they’ll be taken more seriously/that otherkin is ‘more believable’. its dumb. if you don’t want to be associated with the entire community weird parts included why are you here bc this is what you signed up for

Do people get some kind of choice about their past life according to kin… religion? Philosophy?

there’s a huge portion of the ‘identifies as’ part of kin community believe that you can’t choose your kintypes at all, ever, and anyone that does is a faker, they do believe you can choose whether or not you actively identify as them or whatever. Your past life is already past, so you can’t change it, so there would be no choices to make about it, but there’s no way to prove you even were an animal in your past life. all this ‘you cant choose’ stuff is horseshit bc of that

The more lenient parts of the kinmunity including this website don’t really give a shit about that and rightfully so because its really not that deep. like if someone wants to say they are a dog let them they shouldn’t have to write a 4000 word essay on their Awakening and their Kin Feels and how they Barked like a dog constantly as a child which is proof that they were a dog in their past life. like no one gives a shit

[izusun]

*hands you an AU dump to hoard like a little goblin handing a small coin to a dragon*

OKAY so basically: after the doctor's visit where Izuku learns he's quirkless (I hc that they went when he was about five n' a half), Inko does a little bit of research on quirks and more specifically on her son's notebooks, learns that he's even more brilliant at quirk analysis than she originally suspected, and (after looking at some not great quirkless statistics) she instead informs Izuku that no, he's had a quirk all along! It's an analysis quirk!

So she updates the quirk registry, and Izuku goes through his life believing he has an analysis quirk, albeit teased for being a late bloomer, but he still can't shake the insecurity being quirkless for that one and a half year gave him.

He does research on all sorts of things, hacking, knife throwing, first aid, and building his own support gear and takes to all of it like a duck to water. He also does research on UA's policy for support gear in the entrance exam (cause surely they've gotta have a policy for non-offensive quirks like Koda and Hagakure) and finds that he can take one with him if he builds it himself. He goes fuckin bonkers.

Anyways: he trains with Katsuki, cause they're relationship is pretty good since Izuku has a 'quirk.' They both demolish the entrance exam. (Also Izuku kinda swears a lot because Katsuki rubs off on him)

Aizawa doesn't notice a goddamn thing is amiss until the battle trials on the second day (he decides to shadow All Might that day), where when he was using his quirk to silence his students while Izuku was rambling, he just didn't stop, as if he didn't notice anything was wrong. It happens again during the USJ.

So at some point during the sports festival, Nedzu (who is now intrigued because of Aizawa's complaining) invites Izuku into his office during a free period and lets him go ham on analysis, all while Aizawa is secretly there erasing Izuku's 'quirk.' Nedzu invites Izuku to be his personal student (making Aizawa go grey), he says yes, and then Nedzu drops the absolute BOMBSHELL that Izuku is actually quirkless. Cue an existential crisis.

(Also Izuku gets captured at the training camp alongside Katsuki because of his "analysis quirk," wonder how well that goes for him~)

- Goblin anon (sorry this one was kinda long)

GOBLIN?? DUDE???? HOLY SHIT I KNEW YOUR AUS ARE ALWAYS PHENOMENAL BUT THIS RIGHT HERE??? D U D E

i misunderstood the prompt a bit but i genuinely don’t know how to backtrack, so here you go goblin. sorry again o(TヘTo)

ok first of, inko taking on a stronger stance to support her son? love that of her. like, she doesn’t say sorry when izuku turned to look at her and cried that he can’t be like all might. instead, she took him in her arms and assures him that he will be a great hero. at first, of course half of it is lip service because she doesn’t know how to help her quirkless boy be a hero, since, you know, heroes need quirks.. (or do they)

and then she comes across a quirkless self help group which rang many many warning bells in her head. what kind of life do quirkless people live when a google research of them resulted in subsequent pages of results like how to stay safe when quirkless, or how to find jobs when quirkless, or quirkless mortality rates?

she fears for izuku, until she notices that her son’s smart. too smart for his age, but inko thought she’s just being biased. but izuku’s wit is something many people notice, for an instance, when izuku goes to the park to play and his friends’ (the few ones who stayed) parents tell her that her son’s smart for a quirkless person, she realizes that izuku’s wit is far more vast than normal.

then a thought worms into her head but wouldn’t it be bad to lie…but also, no one would be any the wiser.

further pushed by all the statistics she keeps seeing, or the lack thereof, about quirkless people, she makes the decision and pours it to izuku.

izuku who’s far smarter than his age and understood what his mom is asking from him. izuku who already saw the disparities between quirked and quirkless people at the tender age of five. izuku who knows what it means to lie about something as personal as a quirk, but realizes that it’s necessary for him to do so if he wants to live a “normal” life.

so he agrees; he tells inko that he’ll work even harder to sharpen his mind, and to keep expanding his knowledge.

when izuku’s quirk file is officially updated, he watches how his peers and teachers revert back into treating him as izuku. he regains his old friends, but he chose to drop them because he doesn’t want to surround himself with people who thought he was less for being quirkless.

katsuki stayed, surprisingly. katsuki stayed and everyday he kept bothering izuku to “get your quirk already!” katsuki stayed because he can’t fathom that the smartest boy in their class (of course not as smart as him, psshh) is quirkless. deku couldn’t be quirkless. (but if he found out that izuku, indeed, is, i wonder what would happen…)

katsuki was one of the loudest to celebrate when izuku announced that his quirk arrived.

“finally!” he screams and bothers izuku about the semantics of his quirk. he really wasn’t surprised to find out that izuku has an analysis quirk because he thought that nothing else would better be suited for izuku.

he doesn’t know that izuku pours so much of his time into learning and studying, often bypassing basics and intros to take more of the developed courses that are usually recommended for older ages. he doesn’t know that izuku is just a naturally smart kid with the ability to fill the gaps of his young mind with knowledge upon knowledge, storing and stacking them until he feels that he’s laid a sturdy foundation for his fake quirk.

then izuku began threading into different areas. he learns how to get into cyberspaces; hacking into accounts and delving more into how to access private information. he doesn’t thread too close lest he gets caught, but he learns the logistics of maneuvering around the web and burrowing in empty spaces to branch out his own. he creates and designs web algorithms for himself, just so he doesn’t trigger anyone who is looking into the web movements. he hones this and uses it to access more information.

then when he deems it enough, he turns his attention to something more tangible and something more physical. he learns other ways to be a hero; how to fight without a physical quirk, how to win against bigger opponents, how to use analysis quirk in fights.

izuku becomes more than a fake analysis quirk user; he creates it.

mental quirks are hard to describe, more so to compress, thus he creates new definitions of an analysis quirk. what used to be a silly lie is now a tangible fact that izuku believes in. because what makes a quirk? because what makes analysis a quirk? he learns these semantics (often political) and uses it to his advantage.

then he finally threads to hero analysis. at first it were classmates he analyzed; eyes running quickly at their forms and watching with great interest before calculating everything he’s seen and transversing it with the things he learned, and bridges these two facts together to create an analysis. it was a struggle at first: he didn’t know which to put emphasis on until he realizes, he doesn’t need to. he weaves them together and lets his analysis run long and watches how his hobby comes into fruition.

following his classmates are current heroes. these were more tough and more fun, and any of the information is less shared. he doesn’t tell his classmates or teachers about his analyses, only katsuki. and katsuki’s breath hitch every damn time at izuku’s talent quirk.

it is in their second year of middle school that midoriya begins to incorporate the facts with himself to create physical performances. the issues and things he learned through observing are now practiced by himself. he calculates the best way to fight with a body as petite as his, often taking examples from pro-hero hawks and other women heroes. their agilities and physicality suit izuku’s young body; he doesn’t see the merit in punching his way through things when he physically cannot.

so he learns ways to ease his muscles. he learns ballet and gymnastics; lets his muscles contort and mend themselves anew. he finds his balance and roots himself firmly, and learns to calculate his actions so he doesn’t waste his energy. katsuki doesn’t say anything, but he sees izuku’s dance and falls in love.

then in the spring of their third year of middle school, izuku learns how to build and handle weapons.

this is the easiest. izuku learns that weapons aren’t tools, but extensions of his arms and hands. they are not to be revered and not to be depended on because they can fail. instead, he learns to wield weapons as though they are parts of his bodies. he learns how to use swords and often narrowing to wooden sticks that can be picked up anywhere; he learns how to fire guns and how to hide daggers in his uniform. he learns that his body is the best weapon to use and that tools are just arsenal to help him win.

then he learns how to build them.

by summer, izuku begins reaching into UA’s servers. they are hard codes to crack, but not impossible. it takes him five days to access old entrance exam videos. the next day, the videos are snuffed and he is left to try digging deeper into UA.

he fails.

nezu must have caught onto his codes and proceeded to build walls against it.

so he slithers out. but a five minute video of last year’s entrance exam is enough for izuku because he learns two things: one, heroes must defeat villains and two, heroes must save others.

izuku prepares for this. unknowingly, katsuki is taught these same principles. katsuki would grumble and tell him that he knows what heroes must do, but izuku continues to hammer it down to him.

by the time of the UA entrance exam, izuku falls into the ease of having a fake quirk. he passes the written exam with flying colours and although it took three teachers to approve his support gears (present mic had to pull in powerloader, midnight, and hound dog to ensure that the well designed support gears are made by the hero student examinee and not by a support student examinee. majima saw the works and begged nezu to allow izuku to be his student.), izuku still succeeds and dominates the entrance exam.

when the zero pointer was released, he had flung himself towards the girl crushed by debris and yanks her out. he doesn’t waste a modified grenade to explode the zero pointer because through his calculations, doing so would not only create more collateral damage, but would also endanger the examinee in his arms because she still would be caught in the crossfire.

nezu hums in appreciation from the screening room, after all, smart minds always do think alike.

izuku gets a whopping 92 in the physical aspects of the entrance exam.

katsuki gets 85.

aizawa gleefully takes them in.

izuku thinks that no one will ever know of his and inko’s secret, but one look at nezu’s beady eyes and he knew that the stoat knew. it became a game to them, then. a game to see who else would realize.

and while izuku is smart, he doesn’t realize that nezu has basically taken him as his personal student the moment he and izuku had created a bet.

it takes two months for aizawa to figure things out. surprisingly, he is the only one to do so and he only realizes due to the many untimely attacks of LoV.

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how angst would it be if katsuki realizes that izuku’s always been quirkless during their captivity in the LoV’s hideout.

[ramble-writes]

Heeeyy! I really like you’re male slasher! reader fic! I was wondering if you got any headcanons or scenarios for them? if so I would love to hear what you got!

Hmmm. Haven't thought much of this since brain has been FFXIV geared as of late. But if I had to think, there's some I got in the back packin. Also with FFXIV in mind, Danny is def an Elezen at max height with Dark Knight being his tank class, Rouge being his up close DPS, Black Mage as his magic DPS, and no you will never see this man ever be healer because he will never help you or anyone for that matter.

TW: Blood, mention of gore, mention of sex, degradation, BDSM, and anything else that's kinky/nasty. Like c'mon. It's Danny. JUST VERY DARK THEMES IN GENERAL SO READ THAT AT YER RISK

Don’t forget to like, reblog, and follow if ya wanna see more! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

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Danny isn't a man to judge what gender he gets with (unless someone's version is homophobic)

Dick? Oh you bet your ass this man takes torturing to the next level and def cock & ball torture. Cock rings and all. Not allowed to cum. Nope

Pussy? Vibrators. Fuckin. Everywhere. Clit clamps. If there's such a thing as a knife with a vibrating handle, yup that's going up there too. Sorry ol chap

FUCKING👏 WHILE 👏 COVERED👏 IN👏 BLOOD👏

It don't matter if you're a killer or survivor

If you're in blood or have yer guts spilling out of your body this man is a horn dog & will fuck you either way

Depending on your personality, this man could easily manipulate you to bend for him and become his personal toy and make you think he's your only salvation while treating you like shit

But if you're the exact same way as him? Shit this man has fallen hard but does not care whatsoever

Drawing blood on each other mid fuck? Yeah you can expect that

Knife play is a big ol thing

Very rarely is there a downtime for you both so ya can't expect soft uwu cuddles with this man unless it has to do with him using your body when you're asleep

Think about any form of dirty talk but amped up to 1000% and hi you're now being degraded!

for the sake of a friend I have that's right I'm calling you out slut, PISS

DANNY WILL PISS ON YOU

ON YOUR FACE IN YOUR ASS IN YOUR MOUTH

He will

I'm not sorry

Everything about Danny is just nasty

He'll make any ok moment into a reason for fucking

Hell he will fuck you mid trial too

He doesn't care if anyone sees

He'll make an example out of you as a warning to anyone that you are his and his alone

No one is allowed to touch you or fuck you the way he can

And he will burn that into your mind with any form of marking be it his name carved into you, a gazillion cuts that'll ward off anyone, bite marks, if the Entity gave him one he will put a collar on you

And yes

He will fuck you even if you don't say so

What can you expect from him? To ask??

No

You're his, and he will use you when he wants to

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Anon I dunno if you wanted this sweet and kinky or anything else so I just went full ham and it all came tumbling out