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stormy-nights-are-best · 1 year ago

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It is almost impossible to make sure you enter a furnished old room with 1000 roaches and manage to kill all of them. They multiply easily, roaches can reproduce for years without mating - if you let even one of them escape or fail to properly smash each and every one of them to death, you'll have another fresh batch of 1000 roaches in your attic in no time.

A person dies if you throw them out the attic window.

#and! does not come back! nor leave eggs behind! hopefully!#there are a million easy ways to kill a person but it is almost impossible to kill a roach #I'm sorry if I sound psychotic it's just that 1000 roaches in a single room means something is rotting in there #trust me they will never go away once they make a nice little village and they STINK #THE ROACHES STINK SO BAD #I CANNOT HANDLE THE ICKINESS OF IT #THE SMELL AND THE VERY CONCEPT OF EVEN ONE ROACH INSIDE MY HOUSE #Rot freaks me out. Dead stuff is okay and I'll touch a decomposed animal just fine but a decomposING animal??? no thanks #i forgot we can also just allert the authorities when we find an intruder in our house #killing still works fine though - it leaves no room for vengeance #sorry that's a lot of tags #interacting

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