#i forgot only vampires can start the woohoo in coffin thing

[auroragoth]

Iris invited Gioacchino to hang out at the cemetary. Far from scaring him, he acted his usual flirty simself!

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

One night Sans/Red/Stretch/Rus ran into their s/o, s/o wants to break up and keep saying something about they're no longer worthy for the skeletons, skeletons notice a vampire bite on s/o's neck and realize s/o has become a vampire! If Skeletons said they don't mind what s/o is, the skeletons and s/o will eventually kiss, after the kiss s/o doesn't feel good and ask if the skeletons ate anything lately, the skeleton said they just ate some garlic breads, s/o is terrified and start throwing up.

{ Another ask with vampires~You and the other anon have some kind of conspiracy going…? LOL-! }

✝️ Sansy ~

Since he’s a good observer, he notices right away the strange scar on your neck and he understands what’s happened to you. He’s a skeleton, so he’s not afraid you can suck his blood because he has no blood but he’s afraid for other people. Do you have to kill them to feed yourself? Vampires are hunters, mysterious creatures that lurk in the darkness of the night to search for their preys, so Sans is quite confused about it. He does not discriminate you for this fact, you are still the same for him.At first, he will be perplexed but he will get used to it and you can feed yourself without killing anybody so he’s calm and relieved. After he finds his peace of mind, you should know what’s going to happen. Vampire’s jokes time~ Woohoo!

«Dracula dies and he went to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God refused to let Dracula in because of all the sins that he had done going around sucking blood & killing. “I’ll give you a chance to redeem your sins”, said God “You can be turned into a thing of your choice. So what will it be?“ asked God.Dracula says “OK, I want to become a thing with wings and sucks blood, heh, heh, heh.” “No problem,” said God and He turned Dracula into a tampon.»

Oh, this is old but still gold and you should laugh so much… Why are you so serious? Sans is giving you personalized jokes, you should feel content.Anyway, you seem uncomfortable and it’s not because his joke (so strange)… Oh, well… He ate some garlic breads and he forgot to wash his teeth… Your glance is so homicidal and maybe you are the one to leave Sans if he does not change his disgusting habits.

✝️ Red ~

Oh, cool… Are you a vampire now?Actually, he finds the bite on your neck so fascinating and sensual, it gives you a mysterious look. At least, you’re still alive and you are stronger and faster than before so you can kick asses like God commands so he has not to worry about your health anymore… Unless there would be some evil vampire’s slayers that want to catch you and it would be a problem for Sans, he freaks out to this thought. On the other hand, he’s been a fan of the show “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”, he truly admires that tough and courageous woman so… What should he do right now? This fucking reality is becoming a TV series and he still does not realize, shit!Sans is too confused because a Vampires are not totally immune and invulnerable, they have some weakness just like the sunlight, crosses, holy waters, he learnt so much watching Buffy so he knows how to deal this situation, maybe. Then, he sees you paler than usual and you are a vampire so your skin is quite white like his bones. You are covering your nose and he still does not understand. Your stare is so threatening. Oh, wait a moment… Is it because of the garlic breads he ate? Oh, no! he totally forgot about it. Ok, it’s not a problem. He promises he will never eat that stuff again and maybe it was a bad habit anyway since it’s not a real good smell…

✝️ Stretch ~

Papyrus remains confused when you tell him you are a vampire and you show him the mark on your neck and your canines. It’s not enough for him to believe you, he’s too wary and he does not believe in vampires, they’re just a legend (and it’s still a skeleton who speaks, he’s a weird creature too, so…).You have to prove him that you are not lying so he orders you to do something so he can believe you, and he understands when somebody tells a lie but he’s still a jerk, remember it!Then, he gives you some human food to eat but you, being a vampire, find this food totally disgusting and poisonous for your organism so you launch the plate out of the window, this thing is become an episode of Master Chef and it seems you don’t approve this meal… Well…Second try, vampire’s bodies can’t be reflected in the mirror so let’s see if you can see yourself there. Oh, it seems you are total invisible so it’s the second proof you are a true vampire but Papyrus is not convinced yet, what insolent skeleton he is!Papyrus, jokingly, dares you to put yourself under the sunlight so it’s the ultimate proof you are a vampire if you become dusty… This is so infamous even if it’s only a joke but you growl to him showing your two middle fingers and he laughs like an idiot… Anyway, he finally belives you (such a miracle!).Oh, you already know that his jerkiness is not finished yet and you would prefer to put a garlic in your mouth or stick a stake through your own heart rather than hearing his silly jokes…Poor little star of darkness you are…«What does Dracula say when introduced to someone? “Hello, pleased to eat you!”», no, life can’t be more difficult than this, «Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed the blood bank.», you are thinking about any excuse to run away… Where’s a vampire slayer when you need one? «What did the kid vampire say to his mommy at bedtime?  "Mommy, turn off the switch. I’m afraid of the light!“» you just say to Papyrus that he smells like garlic and you have to go away, so he smells his own breath but he does not smell, he cares about his oral hygiene (Sans controls him every time). You are already flown away in the form of a bat, maybe you should have used this solution before.Papyrus does not give up… He will find you and you will be forced to hear all his jokes, muahahaha!!!

✝️ Rus ~

We all know how paranoid this guy is and he thinks the worst when he sees your neck but not in the way you could think. He misunderstands it as a love mark and he thinks you are cheating on him. That’s an evident proof and Papyrus is so angry. Obvious, he does not believe you are a vampire and for him it’s only a mere excuse, just another lie. He feels so offended by your behaviour so he teleports himself away from you, closing himself up inside his own room. He does not give you the possibility to explain yourself since you are not a cheater and you feel so offended too.You wait for some days before you decide to contact Papyrus again but he keeps to be there and the door is locked so maybe you should find another way to enter. You decide to use the window even if it’s not so safe but you are still a vampire so you can’t get injured so easily. «Rapunzel, let down your hair!», you scream so he knows you are out there and it seems funny saying it since you are climbing his window (even if he has no hair but it’s still hilarious). It should mean something to him! Papyrus does not find it so funny and he ignores your again.Then, you reach the window and you start to knock it but he does not pay any attention to you, so you decide to enter anyway…. Ops, you can’t because you are not invited. You know, vampires can come inside only when they are invited so you can’t because Papyrus did not give you his invitation.You are so angry because of it, you keep knocking on his window’s glass, and he thinks you are so silly so he opens the window saying you should stop acting so weird pretending you are vampire. You have climbed a window and it’s not exactly the less dangerous thing.You say to him  for the thousandth time that you are a fucking vampire and you can prove it to him so you put yourself in front of the mirror and your reflection does not appear. Then, you show him your canines and you cut your hand but there’s no blood and your wounds are already healed. At first, he thinks you are crazy but then he finally understands and he feels like an idiot but your story was totally illogical. You say you have never cheated on him and he says sorry trying to kiss you but, perceiving a very horrible smell, you step down and he remembers he ate some garlic breads so he promises he would never eat it again. Then, you say you are too tired so you come back home to rest yourself inside your coffin before the sunlight welcomes this new day.