#i forgot naque

[interabsol9162]

Fuck it, here are all my ocs in one room together

Storm Eye: who are most of these people

Ayro: they come from different universes, except the pokemon. Speaking of, DUCK

*razor sharp leaves whiz buy*

Vera: YOU WHORE FOR A FATHER. STOP MAKING CHILDREN WHO ONLY CAUSE VIOLENCE AND MISERY

Solaura: calm down Vera

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: everyone calm down, no need for violence

Phoenix: it's only the pokemon so far

...

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: nevermind. I AM GOING TO KILL YOU PHOENIX

Phoenix: good luck mr. dies a lot.

Frita: Can I help?

Phoenix: Fuck. Let's kill her

*Caleb is just playing with Pep in the corner of the room*

Stabby: BLADES, I HAVE BLADES FOR SALE!!!

Michael Grimm: Why am I still here?

Salem showing her quintuplet siblings and RSE magic tricks: And boom! Fireworks!

Misty: I should just overrun this place with ants. There is plenty of food for them

Ariel: who are all of you?

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: who are you?

Phoenix: Jesus fucking christ. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. There is a time and place

Yinvyr: oh haha, when did you become the voice of reason?

Phoenix: When pepsi mcfluffymuffins forgot who is own daughter is and she doesn't know shit thanks to fucking magic god Frita.

Frita: ahem. *shuts down phoenix*

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: wait...

Ariel: da d *knocked out by Frita*

Frita: well, this has been fun but uh, I think I ought to take my friends back home. Bye *leaves with Phoenix, Caleb, her quintuplets, Pep, Ariel, and Misty*

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: goddammit I'm stuck here

Ayro: I could help you get out

Mr. FM: not yet. I just need a break.

Ayro: help me calm them down. *points to Vera trying to kill Storm Eye*

Mr. FM: alright. Easy enough to do I suppose.

Storm Eye: I had no control over him!

Vera: But you raised him

Storm Eye: I really wish I did but it was Sarii

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: what's happening?

Solaura: his son fell in love with Vera but was commanded to kill her

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: oh. Huh, I thought it would be worse

Solaura: worse?

Mr Fluffy Muffins: yeah. My family has killed me about 20 times. Mainly my sister. We used to play a game called drop off. She beat 'til I was near dead and left me in the middle of nowhere tundras, deserts, forests, and so on. Fun times

Solaura: ...

Vera: I WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM BUT HE DECIDED TO KILL ME

Storm Eye: At least I don't keep secrets from my kids

Vera: BULLSHIT

Storm Eye: They know who all their siblings are but yours doesn't

Vera: KEEP THAT LUNATIC OUT OF THIS. SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE MENTI-

Vivi sticks a crash landing: Oof

Solaura: hey, uh. Can you get that eevee out of here.

Mr. Fluffy Muffins: sure thing *Teleports with RSE*

Vera: ...

Solaura:... I meant running but

Storm Eye: how did that guy teleport?

*Fluffy Muffins comes back*

Mr. FM: alright, he is safe at the nearest city he recognizes. Some place called Fruv-yul

Vera: thank you

Vlad: Get off of me you idiot

Vida: I am I am. Just, five more seconds

Storm Eye: oh this will be great. * he is slapped with a vine*

Terra: Are you ok dad.

Storm Eye: Yeah, but that hurt. Deserved though

Terra: who is she?

Storm Eye: Vera, or her daughter?

Terra: daughter?

Vera: VIDA

Vida: Oh shi- I mean uh, hi. Umm, meet my friend Vlad!

Vlad: Friend, sure. You put everstone in my food and now I'm forever a sunkern at lvl 100. I only use you to move around

Vida: He's a good friend *wrapped with vines*

Vlad: You threatened the lives of your brother, me, Solaura, and everyone in nearby towns.

Mr. FM: now what's happening?

Ayro: Michael, a friend of mine, he was a doctor in a rather bad research lab. Said lab experimented on pokemon like Vida. She um, she held the power of a god which went to her mind. Now she only bears the marks of a fallen angel in your terms thanks to me and Sarii, but her mind still is insane. She thinks she's invincible.

Vida: I could go for a bite

Vera: I didn't say I was hungry I said I was ANGRY. YOU BROKE RSE'S VOCAL CHORDS AND HURT OUR FAMILY.

Vida: whatever, he's still alive and I'm pretty sure that uxie fixed the damage. Where is my little bro anyways

Vera: He is no longer your brother jack ass. You are not a part of my family.

Ayro: well they're distracted tel... Storm Eye already left through the Reverse didn't he.

Mr. FM: the what.

Ayro: Giratina Chocolate's domain. Anyways, I want to watch what unfolds

Mr. FM: same

Vida: I smell a fox?

Vera: there you go again, blabbering nonsense

Vida: better than the same words and rant of monotony you do. No but seriously, a metallic fox with a bit of bird and soda.

Vlad: please end me

Vera: I can't. Even if I wanted to

Vida: That's riiiiight!

Vera: fuck you. Honestly.

Vlad: wait, why not?

Ayro: You've been with her so long and you haven't noticed? Her name used to be Sally until the scientists made her Vida. Her powers were along those with life. For the brief moments you two were separated at the lab she made you immortal. And made herself have the highest regeneration capabilities.

Vlad: IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER LEARNED TO LAND PROPERLY

Vida: *Blep*

Vera: I hate humans. They abused you and your brother but you still decided they were nice, then they go and give you shit you were never meant to have. What kind of umbreon deserves wings and the powers of life.

Vida: hey, so, I have no clue what to say. Can we wrap this up?

Mr. FM: So she is invincible?

Ayro: Not in the slightest. She has to actively think about regeneration. But that is hard to do in combat and when her mind decides to just, let the pain happen. That scarred eye is also a weak spot.

Vida: OH YEAH. So I ripped up my bro's vocal chords, at least I don't take the eye out of my flesh and blood sibling

Vera: I told you that was the fucking humans. You protected RSE by letting that happen

Mr. FM: ok, I have watched enough. I'm going home.

Ayro: See ya