#i forgot i had this blog srry

[inconsistent-dark-heroes]

inconsistency 25 - something something two wolves one is gay the other is gay (old)

[so1arso1stice]

can you please write a bottom!yeji x reader? thank youuu

yas + ur welcomee

A GIRL’S FANTASY

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stripper!softdom!yeji x f!sub!reader (reader is introverted and doesn’t really go out often)

summary: reader doesn’t really go out much, so when her friends decided to take her out to a club, they wanted to make it her best night yet 😉

warnings: smut,

an: TYSM FOR ALL OF THE LOVE ON MY LAST FIC!! SERIOUSLY ILYSM ♥️♥️♥️💕💕💕❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

inspired by another blog post i read (it was a ningning fic instead), i forgot the name so srry if it was u i sampled this from

btw pls send me more anon suggs! i love reading and writing anon suggs, but the only thing is pls give me plot!!! im not a good at coming up w/ plot

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how did you, somebody who literally never goes out end up at a packed STRIP CLUB on a friday night? well you have your friends to thank you for that! your friends were always like “why don’t you go out?” “it’ll be fun, i promise” and “just this once, please!” eventually you started to get tired of them saying this stuff so you finally gave in and decided to waste your friday night this.

“y/n, i promise you’ll love this!” one of your friends say. “yea, and what if i don’t?” you say back. this causes your friends to roll their eyes in a sarcastic annoyance. “so, it’s the experience that counts, now come on let’s get in!” one of your other friends say as you guys enter the strip club. (pretend getting id’ed doesn’t exist here 🥰)

your goodness this was probably one of the craziest things you’ve ever seen. this huge strip club filled with tons of men and almost half naked women, it was kind of an odd sight for you. you didn’t even notice that you stopped in your tracks until one of your friends notices and says “y/n? you ok?” you nodded and your friend gave you a soft smile “i’ll be at the bar, come over if you need anything!” your friend says before she walks over to the bar, along with your other friends, leaving you alone.

you decided to just sit at one of the lounges and go on your phone, occasionally looking up at the pole dancers (i can’t blame you) until a specific one catches your eye. she was beautiful, those captivating cat eyes, that beautiful ginger hair, and stunning physique. you felt like you were being hypnotized with her beauty.

that wasn’t it, she actually walked off the stage, to you! “hey your cute, what’s your name?” you honestly thought you were dreaming. “my name is… y/n” you were honestly starting to forget your name

“that’s cute, i like that name.” you started blushing like crazy. “are you busy right now?” she asked. when she asked that you started to think about your friends, what they would think.

you thought that they would want this since they were the ones who took you out anyways. so, you nod your head no. “perfect! come with me!” she says after taking you into a room. the room was dimly lit with a chair in the middle. “can you sit in that chair?” she asks and you do just that.

she’s smiling and looks happy. randomly, she takes off her bra. “are you okay with this?” she says. you nod , excitedly waiting to see what’ll happen next. “alright, so i assume your also ok with this..?” she says as she goes to pull off your shirt, showing off your red bra. you start blushing like crazy. “yes, please continue” you speak out.

she goes down and pulls off your skirt and wet panties and starts going DOWN ON UR PUSSY. she starts to lick and kiss on your clit, slowly going deeper and into your g-spot. you were in heaven; you were a moaning mess and this was one of the best feelings you ever had.

“i-im close…” you manage to speak out. she goes faster and faster as soon as she hears your words, destined to make you cum. out of the blue she adds 2 fingers. you couldn’t handle it and had to cum all over her mouth & fingers.

“you did great. now, do it again for me.” you honestly felt tired from the first orgasm but manage to get the courage to cum again for her.

you spread your legs open, ready for her mouth again.

she smiles on your glistening pussy, then goes down to lick off the cum. she starts to each you up again like she’s hungry as FUCK. you already felt like cumming the moment her lips hit your clit.

you couldn’t help but push her head deeper inside. you didn’t want her to stop, it felt too good. “i’m close… a-again…” you said in between moans.

as soon as you said that, you came. all over the chair you were sitting on aswell. she chuckled, “i make you feel that good?”

you nodded tiredly. after that orgasm you were DRAINED. you also checked the time and noticed that it was late. “i really have to go…”

“awh, already? ok then.” she says as she gets up. you start to put back on your clothes and take your bag. “thanks for that, it honestly felt good” you say under your breath, which she still hears

“i’ll make you cum more, trust me” she says she winks and waves goodbye

you quickly leave, not noticing her comment and manage to meet your friends about to leave. “girl where were you? we were looking all over for you”

“it’s not special anyways,” you said, “let’s just get going” you say as you quickly leave and get into the car, your friends trailing behind you.

as you got in the car you checked your bag, everything that was originally there, was there! but there was something else in your bag. it was a note and it read “hwang yeji (the girl who fucked you) 000-000-0000, call me ;)”

[shidousprincess]

Hello my sunflowers welcome to my Galintines Day Cafe

Happy Valentine’s Day my Sunflowers 💖

I originally wrote like 5 of these cause l've had a shitty week because of my "friend" of 2 years decided to break our friendship off because she accused me of something I didn't say but turned it around to make it look like I did ."friend" am I right? And a bunch of other things But enough of my life events how are you guys hope yall are doing well 💜.i locked in at like 5pm yesterday and I decided to write a few more but not all 20 something i apologize for that..the others will be written separately on another day when i feel better 💜🫡

Also you can check my pinned post on my blog for requests 💜

Words:4,929

Characters: Zoro,brook,Kidd,corazon,crocodile,sanji,robin,nami,Cesar,gojo,toji,choso,megumi

Also you might can tell that I gave up on the Valentine’s Day plot in some 😭I’m srry for that I was just so over it and it might be shitty but I tried I’m still playing around with my writing

And beware my writing will probably be ooc

But Without further ado enjoy my sunflowers

Zoro,

Ah Valentine's Day was coming to an end y/n figured Zoro forgot today was special little did she know he didn't ..you were setting on the rails of the thousand sunny overlooking the sea while everyone else went drinking you decided to stay back not wanting to bother with a hangover.. Zoro stayed back with you to keep you company "hey y/n how about you and I take a stroll around town ?"

.."sure that doesn't sound to bad " so you both walked off the sunny after about 30 minutes of walking Zoro brought you to a nice little mountain side that overlooked the sea "oh Zoro how beautiful how did you come upon this ?" ..well earlier when we were in town I kinda got lost and found this place " he said rubbing the back of his neck looking away from you .."oh and here happy Valentine's Day pumpkin " he then handed you the f/c bag of homemade chocolate .."awe Zoro did you make this just for me ?" " yeah sanji helped me a little " ..thank you babe i really appreciate this "you said and walked up to him and engulfed him into a hug after a moment you pulled back and pulled him down into a loving kiss "I love you Zoro " .."I love you too y/n

brook,

"Happy Valentine's Day y/n my lovely..I've got something very special to share with you! " .."happy Valentine's Day to you to brook my love what might you have to share?" You said as you put your book down that you were reading.."well let's just say I'm taking you on a little date " ..oo sounds fun when are we leaving?" "Whenever you want my lovely !" So you got up from your seat and told brook you were going to change really quick and then you both could head out .."alright brook im ready !" He then turned around to see you .. you were adorned in a blouse with hearts all over with black jeans and some tall combat boots "you look so beautiful y/n !" .."now let's get going " he held out his hand and you took it he quickly told the crew you two were heading out for the day ..after walking through town you both went to a restaurant and ate then stopped at a ice cream parlor and got some yummy ice cream and to conclude the evening you both went into a shop to browse around brook spotted a beautiful hair tie and ring he knew you'd like you had already looked around the whole store so you told brook to take his time that you'd wait for him outside so he quickly went back to grab both items and paid for them and got the nice lady at the counter to put it in a small box ..brook somehow hid it from you the whole time back to the thousand sunny you both stood to watch the sun set

"What a wonderful Valentine's Day don't you agree brook ?".."yes but " he then got down on one knee and pulled out the ring "but what ?"and you turned to look at him you seen that he was proposing you started crying as the crew cheered in the background "y/n will you make me the happiest skeleton in all of the world and please be my wife ?" .."yes brook yes !" He slipped the ring on your finger "now I can safely say today was a wonderful Valentine's Day Yohoho!"

Kidd,

You had been sick for a few days now and you'd hoped you'd be better by today which was Valentine's Day you wanted nothing more but to spend today with Kidd but your plans got soiled by your own immune system "curse you immune system!" A few tears fell from your eyes that soon turned to full on sobs the whole crew distanced themselves from you even your own boyfriend didn't even bat an eye in your direction .."Kidd where are you headed ?" Killer asked as he seen his friend stauntering off the ship he didn't answer he just kept walking..Kidd knew today was a special day because you had it marked on the little calendar in the kitchen so he went in a bunch of shops to pick up different things he thought you'd like so he fixed the little basket he had up looking as cute as possible not his type of thing but it was for you so it was a exception so he started his trek back to the Victoria punk but he stopped at a restaurant and ordered some food for the both of you ..when he got back he went straight to your room and barged in "y/n you up ?"...... no answer so he flicked the blanket off of you seeing you with tears falling down your face "y/n what's wrong ?" His rough demeanor crumbled when he seen you crying "well to start off everyone has been avoiding me like the plague second of all you have been avoiding me aswell and I just feel like shit because I'm sick third it's Valentine's Day and I really wanted to spend it with you but I can't " .."yes you can here happy Valentine's Day baby " he gave you the basket he prepared for you .."awe Kidd thanks for this I love you !" It was nothing baby and I love you too now let's eat so he went and retrieved a small table and a stool for him to set on and a candle after he got everything set up you both started eating after you both got done you started dozing off after you completely fell asleep Kidd cleaned up and came back and picked you up and brought you to his room and you both went to sleep

Corazon,

“hey Cora-San"law asked pulling on Cora's coat "what is it law ?" "Since today is Valentine's Day can we make y/n something?".."how sweet of you sure we can !go get the craft supplies from the closet "so law brought all the supplies they needed to make some things for you he made a few paper flowers,and a card "how does it look Cora-San ?" ..he then handed him the card ."she'll love it law good job" he handed it back and law smiled at the card "now how about we run to town real fast and get some flowers and some chocolate?" "Sounds good " so they walked into town and found a flower shop and Cora let law pick some roses for you to put with the ones he picked for you and they made a beautiful bouquet and they grabbed a box of chocolate and payed and went back home to wait for you to get home from work .. "Rosi,law I'm home !" Cora ran over to give you a hug and tripped on a book law had laying on the floor "oomph" ..law had been in his room reading when he heard you were home so he grabbed the things he made running to show you but you were busy helping Cora up "welcome home angel how was work ?" .."same old same old .how were you guys day ? "Well let's just say it was pretty fun huh law ?" Law then ran up to you both "happy Valentine's Day y/n " he gave you the homemade flowers and card and you read it "awe law you are so sweet "you then picked him up and hugged him "now for what I got you” he brought you over to the counter where the chocolate and vase of flowers were "happy Valentine's Day my angel " "Rosi this is beautiful thank you both so much "you pecked them both on the cheek and sat down and shared the chocolate between the 3 of you

Crocodile

After a long exhausting day at work my shift is finally over and I can finally go home to see my amazing husband crocodile .

I grab my bag and phone and head out as I'm leaving I wave at the secretary and tell her I'm taking my leave.

As I'm headed home I quickly send him my location  because he likes to make sure I make it home safely

. He texted back and said he was home waiting on you. You texted back and said you should be there in 5-6 minutes if you weren't home in that time period something probably happened.... (Due to you being his wife ) .(yall live 5 minutes from your job)

I pocket my phone and keep walking after walking for about 3 minutes

I get a rag put over my face and drug into and ally before I passed out I noticed that this person was one of makiyokos men that I seen on the news and are one of the cross guilds rivals.

I try my best to fight but the drug on the rag worked faster .

Timeskip to makiyokos hideout

"Boss we got her like you asked" isamu said

"Awesome now we can draw the cross guild in with her missing" his boss Akari said

As I open my eyes I see 2 men infront of me I recognize them and Aoki Akari and his #1 sato isamu

Akari speaks up and says with a laugh ... "you were the perfect target to draw the cross guild in to us.

You wondered when crocodile would notice you weren't home on time ..

A few hours go by and I started hearing gunshots.. already knowing who it was you waited patiently while still being tied to the chair...

Akari and isamu waited patiently next to you with their guns drawn waiting for whoever walked through the door

You hear mihawks voice from outside the door saying "this is the last room boss "

You sat watching in fear tears falling from your eyes .. fearing that mihawk would get shot

He breaks down the door you shut your eyes and no gun went off oh look up and see that both of their guns jammed.. what luck you thought..

Then crocodile and buggy along with mihawk walked in and buggy shot Akari and Isamus leg making them fall down ...

"You son of a bitches I thought you'd never get through my guards "said Akari

"Well they were pretty weak in my opinion said "mihawk

Crocodile then announced to buggy and mihawk to take them to the hideout

Crocodile then untied you from the chair and you immediately locked your arms around his neck and put your legs around his waist and he held you for a few seconds while you cried

Then he started walking out of makiyokos hideout headed back home

Timeskip to y'all getting home

You slept a little on the way home waiting till you were in the privacy of your own home to talk to croc

As he picked you bridal style out of the passenger's seat he took you inside and took you to the bathroom he then set you on the granite countertop and drew you a bath

You undressed yourself and got in the water he then told you to scoot up where he could get in behind you

He then asked how all this happened and you began to explain

As you were explaining he started to massage your shoulders a lil

After you finished explaining you both sat in silence for a moment then washed yourself off then got out of the tub and headed to y'all's shared bedroom

After you got dressed you walked back into your shared room croc was already dressed waiting on you in bed he throws the sheets back and pats his body and says "come here sunshine" and you layed on him and buried your face in his chest

He wraps his arms around you  and holds you for a few moments before letting go and making you look at him

He then pulls you in for the most soft kiss that was full of love

You both pulled away and he spoke up saying that you wouldn't be going out for a while without having him or  a guard by your side

He then said since it's the weekend tomorrow he was going to take you on a date

You smiled and said thank you for everything he did today and kissed him again

He smiled and said "your welcome I'd do anything for my dearest sunshine "

You asked him to sing the song my only sunshine to you and he did

You slowly drifted to sleep happy and listening to crocodile sing as he played with your hair

and after he knew you were asleep he then drifted off to sleep himself

Gojo,

Y/n had been friends with Gojo and geto for 3 years now and 2 years ago she and geto started dating y/n loved geto and enjoyed when they hung out ..but geto just dated her because of a bet he had going with some of his friends...they told him if he dated her for 1-2 years they would pay him a lump sum of money and he agreed..Gojo never found it entertaining to watch his best friend date y/n and then talk shit behind her back ..Gojo always hung out with her when geto wasn't around but she never noticed how much geto was using her ...until now you and Gojo were walking around the park because Gojo thought it would be fun to spend Valentine's Day together until you both seen geto making out with some random girl .. Gojo panicked and stood infront of you and embraced you he then went on saying..."y/n I can't keep this a secret anymore.. hell I'm sorry I even kept it a secret from you but geto is only dating you for a bet insane am I right?"... it finally hit you as to what geto was doing while he was gone is he was hanging out with this random girl he never loved you .. you hugged Gojo tighter and a few tears escaped your eyes you then let go of him and he gave you a sorrowful smile you then grabbed his hand and turned back around and asked Gojo to take you on a drive...after about 20 minutes of driving around in silence you told him you wanted to go home .. when you arrived at your house you told gojo to come in ... you both sat down on the couch waiting for geto to come in

15 minutes later

"Y/n I'm home happy Valentine's Day !... oh Gojo what are you doing here at this time ? "

"Geto tell her the truth even though I've already told her "

"Tell her what? "he said with a panicked tone

"About how you're dating her just for a bet and that you're dating another girl for real "

Geto just sighed and said "I got bored 2 weeks into our relationship and just decided to go to her she's way better anyway" and after that he left

Gojo turned to y/n and just looked at her

Y/n spoke up "I can't believe I was oblivious to the fact that he didn't love me and that he was cheating on me wow im so stupid aren't I Gojo ?"

"No y/n you aren't stupid Geto is"

"He was an absolute idiot to cheat on an amazing angel like yourself "

He then took this moment to confess

"Y/n I know you and geto just broke up or whatever but I've held this in ever since I met you "

"Y/n I love you so much please take my confession seriously and think about it ok ?"

You nodded

He got up and walked to the door and you quickly stopped him and asked if he wanted to stay for the night

He then said " ok sure anything for you my angel "

He then asked "hey don't you have a spare set of my clothes? "

"Yeah go in my room and they are on the top shelf of my closet"

He went in and got them stopping before he left your room because he spotted a picture you had on your dresser by your door .. it was a picture of you and him at the Christmas festival last year he picked it up "geto was such an idiot to cheat on you y/n don't worry I'll take care of you "he thought as he put the picture back down

He then went and took a shower

After he got out he walked to the living room to find no one

He then walked to your room where he found you laying in your bed he then climbed in and held you from behind

"My Angel whatcha thinking about hmmm??"

"everything "

He then sat you both against the headboard and set you on his lap and put your head on his chest and held you there

For once you actually felt the love you seeked

Gojo then started singing a song

You slowly dozed off before you fully fell asleep you said "Gojo thank you for today I love you "

He then looked down at you in his arms and kissed your forehead and whispered "I love you to my angel I promise to treat you with all the love and care you deserve and if your up for it I'll take you on a proper Valentine's Day date tomorrow "

And he slowly fell asleep aswell

Toji,  

You and megumi were strolling the streets of shibuya for Valentine's Day megumi mentioned you and he should go on a mother son date so you both bought some ice cream and sat outside and ate it enjoying each others company until you heard a familiar voice your ex husband toji fushiguro "y/n,megumi ?" You froze and megumis eyes widened "what are you two doing in shibuya ?" "Shit" you cursed under your breath "we're just having a mother son date why do you ask? " ."well I was on the way to your apartment to talk to you " .."oh well I guess we can go I'll drop gumi off at Gojos place " so you two headed to gojos to drop megumi off .so when you both got to your apartment Toji was the first to speak "y/n I know I shouldn't have left you for 5 years because of my shitty job but I just recently found out that I had a son so I decided to give up that life to try and reconcile with you and be here for both you and megumi " .."it'll take some time for me to accept you again but you can rent an apartment next door and come visit but I'm not gonna let you in my heart again that easy got it ?" .."100%clear got it " then there was a ding at the door you got up seeing that it was Gojo "hey y/n I have to go on a mission for a week can you please babysit yuji for me ?" .."sure Gojo no problem.im sure megumi will enjoy that aswell huh megs?" He knoded holding onto gojos pant leg obviously nurvous of the strange man setting in the living room ..so after Gojo handed both kids over to you ..you introduced Toji to him and megumi didn't like his vibe at all so he just walked off with yuji in tow .."well looks like megumi won't crack that easily huh ?" ..."looks like it ..welp i better get going where i can pack my stuff and move in soon ..I'll see you in a week  ..adios " and then he left and you went to start cooking dinner for you and the 2 kids

Choso

As y/n sat down to do a makeup look for Valentine's Day just for fun but her boyfriend choso walked in and sat behind her on her bed

As y/n finished the last touches on her makeup she turned around and asked choso how it looked

"It looks amazing sweetheart but i want you to do mine now" he said as he looked you in the eye and crossed his arms thinking you wouldn't

"Of course babe I'll do your makeup "

He then smiled

You told him he needed to relax his face and he did as he was told

You picked up some Foundation and applied it to his face

After you blended it out you then grabbed some concealer and applied It

After you got the base makeup put on

You moved on to eyeshadow and eyeliner

After you got that put on and perfected you smiled and said all done

But then you thought......

"Hey choso can I do your hair ?"

"Of course sweetheart make me look cute"

You then grabbed 2 ponytail holders and put his hair up in 2 braids

You giggled at how cute he looked

He then asked if he could see you said of course

He giggled and hugged you and gave you a kiss and said he loved it

Then all of a sudden choso got a call from his friends saying they wanted to go out drinking

Choso really didn't care if the guys seen him with makeup on and pigtails

He asked if you wanted to come with him and you obliged because this wouldn't be the first time you went drinking with choso and his friends so you both hopped in the car and headed out

After a good majority left you and choso stayed to chat with his 2 other friends and some locals

the guys gave choso a few looks but never said anything

Until your best friend showed up with her boyfriend and seen you and choso had your makeup done

Oh look how cute your makeup is choso I wish my man would let me do his like that one day she said with a smile and a short giggle

Her boyfriend then scoffed and said I would but I don't want to be judged by the guys ..maybe in private one day

You then thought of an awesome plan you smirked and looked at her .."hey how about we have a day soon and do their makeup ? "

"Sure y/n that would be great but we really have to go I have to go check on my puppy " then you all bid your goodbyes

After you and choso got home you took his makeup off for him and you both got showered and got ready for bed "I love you y/n " "love you too choso"

Robin

It was 1am when you felt Robin moving around a lot so you set up and turned the bedside lamp on ..seeing Robin having another panic attack you woke her up "Robin honey wake up " she opened her eyes jolting up "come here honey let me hold you " so she relaxed into your arms "do you want to talk about it ?" You asked as you kissed her head "no not really it's just my past that's all " .."I promise Robin nothing like that will ever happen again ".."can you sing me a song please y/n ?" .."sure anything for you " you then started singing her favorite song and she slowly started to drift off to sleep

Nami

You and Nami had broken up a week ago and things weren't quite well for either of you ..you both wanted to make up again but couldn't find the courage to ask the other person ..until you talked to robin about it she told you you should give it a try that it should most definitely work so you took her advice and shoot your shot "hey Nami can I talk to you for a minute." .."sure what's up ?" .."well you know how we broke up a week ago .. could we maybe get back together?" .."sure y/n we can it's been the worst without you ".."omg i know right its like I couldn't function without you " .."I've missed you Nami " .."I've missed you too y/n "

Cesar

"Hey Cesar want to make some cupcakes with me ?" You asked as you poked your head through the lab door "sure y/n just give me a second " .."ok I'll be in the kitchen waiting " so you went and got all the ingredients for tonight's dinner and the cupcake mix and ingredients and after you had grabbed the eggs from the fridge Cesar came up to the kitchen island watching you put the ingredients on the table "I'm here y/n what are we doing first?" .." let me preheat the oven real quick and we can start with the cupcakes .grab me a bowl from the cabinet please" he sat the bowl down on the table as you heated the oven "alright now cupcake time “you said with jazz hands you poured the batter into the bowl and Cesar cracked the eggs and poured the oil and he mixed it so you prepped the pan with liners and let Cesar spoon the mix in the pan you then got some batter on your finger and smeared it on his nose you couldn’t help but giggle “hey why did you do that “ you then stopped giggling and kissed it off his nose “that wasn’t to bad was it ?” .”hmph” ..”awe don’t pout “ you put the cupcakes in the oven as he went over to the island and sat down watching you as you prepared some pasta you then pulled the cupcakes out of the oven and set them on the counter to cool after you got done cooking it was time to ice them and you made them as cute as possible and you plated you and Cesar’s food and set them down at the dinner table and got some drinks and you both ate enjoying each others company and sharing a short conversation and you went back to the kitchen and grabbed the cupcakes and sat them infront of Cesar “try one “ he picked one up and took a bite “these are delicious y/n “ ..”of course they are you made them yourself “ .”thank you for the dinner y/n I appreciate it I know we don’t get to spend much time together but I greatly appreciate when we do I love you “ ..”awe Cesar I enjoy every second we get aswell and I love you too “ and you walked over and kissed him

Yuji.

Today yuji invited you over for a date but he forgot to tell Gojo so when you arrived yuji answered the door as Gojo was cooking and that’s when it hit him he forgot to tell Gojo “shit y/n I forgot to tell Gojo you were coming over “ ..”he should be fine with me right ?” “I’m not sure we’ll just have to see “ so you walked with yuji to the kitchen where Gojo was in a pink apron humming a tune “uh Gojo I forgot to tell you I was inviting y/n over for dinner “ Gojo then turned around to see you “now yuji you cold have told me and I would have. Made myself more presentable “ “besides that hello y/n how are you ?” “I’m doing great thanks for asking sorry to come in unannounced “”it’s no biggie I hope you’ll enjoy todays dinner “ “I sure will because I know you can make some of the best food “ “now you tow love birds go chill while I finish cooking “ …so you and yuji went upstairs and chilled until Gojo called you both for food and you 3 sat and ate and made conversation and all in all had a awesome time

Megumi

“Hey megumi ?” “Yes y/n what’s up ?” “Have you ever wondered what it’s like to dance in the rain ?” “Yes why?” Well can we dance in the rain please ?” “Sure let’s go “ he grabbed his speaker and his phone and brought you outside and put his speaker and phone down and played a love song and you both went in the street and began dancing enjoying the small thing in life

I hope you enjoyed 💜

[lunarcry]

hiiiii muse page list update post i meant to do earlier but then i had icecream and did other things instead peace sign

this is for the full one on my page, srry i dont have it elsewhere/on my pinned yet. eventually. peace sign. as per always my multi is a billion times messier than my other blogs(guy who cant shut up)👍👍👍 atm the most proper writing will be happening on akira. probably

added general links of the gbf main story archive, and the a3 & prommy of wizard main story translations👍

on that note added sakuya & misumi (a3!) & chloe, figaro & mitile (promise of wizard) except figaro is mostly type0 verse & mitile will likely lean toward gbf au for a lil bit. thats not to say theyll stay this way (im about to reread+finish main story pt2), its just that i unfortunately am obsessed with type0. i will probably eventually put the rest of spring troupe on my 'wanna pick up' list....(person whos oshi is omi

on that note i should make a new type0 oc i need a silly class9 girlie SO bad. that was the foolery secret intel class right

i can not explain why type0 lives this much in my head

natsume (natsume yuujinchou) is on the list too now. lanna & lumina (island of happiness/a wonderful life) are there for now we'll see who else i add. none have descriptions yet, i know i have one for lanna & natsume from olds blogs but :[ i didnt wanna today

updated mika's (gbf) page with the text i wrote a while back, i'll revise it in the future. fenrir, morphe&phoebe, thelonim has events&fate eps linked on their pages now. emu has the official playlists of wxs main story & her first focus event added.

none of these links are meant in a 'check these', but rather, if you ever get interested in any of the media/characters, there's places to check. i should add the wxs digest anime to emus oh my god i forgot about that one

all the new charas are gonna take some months to be implemented properly...<3 i havent started rereading a3 still & i took a break from natsuyuu when my dog got surgery in february. they're there cuz i felt like updating the lists with links, and figured why not add the rest too. lots of descriptions are missing still. 'then why even add them' because faty was alrdy sending me stuff for figaro so why not actually put him on the list sunglass emoji

i added it on the muse page too, but if u dont know where to start then emu & fenrir are always good choices👍 once my emu break is over ill get back to all of that. phoebe is also a good choice thinking about it...

[bylertruther]

Genuinely forgot your blog wasn't the dash. I'd say sorry but I'm not<3 merry crisis love

MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET WIFE U NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING EVER ! hugging you and squeezing you and resting my head on ur beautiful shoulder etc etc etc. merry crimmus!! i hope you've had a lovely day and that you sleep well tonight and have lovely sweet dreams when u do <3 and a BIG thank you for your gift which was ur presence in my life n all the kindness you've shown me no offense srry for being mushy but also not sorry bc i Am mushy ‼️ 💋💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🫂👯‍♀️👭

[raptorladylover6969]

(so srry over the fact im practically spamming ur blog im just absolutely gobbling up these analysis’s rn RAHHHH)

The raptors CLEARLY display a lot of intelligence. They know exactly what they’re doing. *cue Ghost literally grinning when she had Brooklynn pinned down*

And Soyona is all about control over the raptors, she clearly didnt take the time to form a bond with them strong enough to the point where Red will literally kill her. With The Handler, the bond she has with her raptors is like FAMILY. They either see her as their mother, or sibling.

I feel like Soyona would try to turn the raptors against her, but it obv probably wouldnt work considering the raptors clearly love The Handler and respect her, including Red too cuz idk I feel like the second she sees The Handler she goes from menacing beast to acting like a puppy reuniting with its mom /hj

||EDIT|| Forgot to add, “We wanted a character more comfortable around animals—specifically dinosaurs, than humans.” -Scott Kramer. Yeah. Just wanted to point that out 😝

After watching JWCT season two the thing that has been circleing my brain the entire time kinda sorta began solidifying itself as sensible.

And that is the most dangerous person in the Broker's operation isn't her, but the Raptor lady from season 1 and the Nublar 6 (Ik it's 5 rn but still) need to get her on their side.

Think about it for a moment. Yes, the Broker is the leader with the money to fund the dinasour trade and yes she has the smartest raptor on her side but her only flaw in her entire operation would be she fears her own dinasour and her only connection with it is the device on her wrist.

When Brooklyn took that device from her and had her Raptor attack one of her paintings in place of her she was fearful. But not only that, Red, who has been shown to be extremely intelligent in the season (using her call to get Dr. Sarr's blind Baryonox to brutalize him), chose to attack even though Soyona is supposed to be basically her Alpha, meaning Red doesn't see her as someone she should respect and if given the opportunity she would kill her.

With the Raptor lady, it's different. She doesn't fear her dinasours, she has even actively integrated her mannerisms to copy theirs and im pretty sure she has earned her title as their Alpha in place of Red who I will assume was taken from the pack and given to Soyona, that's why the Raptor lady only has 3. Raptor lady has a much deeper and more powerful connection to her raptors, like it's extremely clear because she will get up close and personal with her raptors and determine their emotions with one look in their eyes. And the fact they can signal her to a suspicion they have and she immediately understands what they're saying is bonkers.

I'm gonna go off a whim and say the only reason the Raptor lady needs that whistle is to vocalise what she needs for her raptors without the delay of eye contact. In every scene we see her she is showcasing her deep connection with her raptors and how she is basically seen as a raptor herself in their eyes. She is dangerous as hell with or without the whistle and possibly the key to either defeating Red or reforming Red to her side.

I can already imagine a battle between her, her raptors and Red where Red tries to command authority over the other raptors but because Raptor is apart of them they rip themselves away from Red's dominance and fight her for Raptor lady.

I wouldn't be surprised in the next season if we see her again with her raptors and I will be so excited for that.

[skullzy20]

Seeing my mutuals talk abt squid game makes me go :)

[haikyuucute]

I really love the "Sorry, She's busy" series, could you maybe do Eita one or Satori please?

Srry I haven’t posted in forever, just kinda needed an impromptu break for a bit. Hope you enjoy💝

“Sorry, She’s Busy” (Tendou Satori)

Warning: voyeurism

It was kinda funny really

All throughout high school and into the middle of your third year you had cared way too much about appearances and your reputation 

You had even made sure that you were the most sought after girl in school and the only guy good enough would be the most sought after guy

And so throughout most of your high school career you were in a shallow relationship with your school’s prince 

The two of you were the most admired couple, everyone wanted to be you two

But this carefully constructed image you had built for yourself had come crashing down when you caught your now ex, cheating on you

However it was a wake up call you needed

Suddenly you realized how you wasted your teen years caring about what others thought of you way too much

And a chance encounter with the guess monster had left you yearning to have some carefree fun for once

Others were very put off to see your “fall from grace” seeing the most popular girl— high school royalty— now hanging around Tendou Satori

He had respect when it came to volleyball but outside of that, others regarded him as a freak

... So why were you with him now

Others speculated about your relationship, many wanting to reject the notion that you’d date someone like him

But the multiple times they had spotted the two of you making out in the stairwell during classes, it was hard to keep denying

Tendou quite enjoyed the attention

He thought it was funny

But what was even more fun was learning that the princess of Shiratorizawa had her own twisted side— so of course he was gonna ask you out

And even when your ex had caught onto your new relationship, Tendou was having the time of his life

Stealing kisses and making you laugh harder than your ex ever had in front of him being some of the more amusing moments for Tendou— especially seeing the scowl on your ex’s face when he glanced at him

But it suddenly became less fun when he found out your ex was trying to pursue you again

Tendou was extremely intuitive and had a hunch that something had changed when you were being a bit too secretive, catching the glances your ex sent you across the classroom and how you kept your phone locked now

You eventually told him what was happening though, explaining that your ex had persistently tried to ask you out and get back together— you even showed him the texts

”Why are you with Tendou now? Have your standards really fallen that low?”

”If you’re trying to prove a point you’ve done it. Now stop messing around and hanging out with that freak.”

”Come on— I know you (F/N). You’re not like him, now come back already.”

But what really caught his attention was the last text

”Can we meet and talk about this in person?”

Tendou’s grin slowly grew and the gears started turning in his head

He looked at you, “What do you think puppy? Why don’t we both talk to him— and show him your more like me than he thought?”

And you were very intrigued by his idea

So Tendou sent him a text from your phone

”Meet me in the storage closet of the gym after school”

And so the following day you and Tendou had ditched class a bit earlier and before you knew it, you were being pushed against the wall of the storage closet with his lips on you

The two of you almost forgot what you were actually waiting for as he fucked you against the wall of the storage closet

That was until there was a very audible gasp from the doorway, making the both of you look towards the sound

There was a licentious grin on Tendou’s lips as he spotted your ex, in complete shock. His hips hadn’t faltered in the slightest, in fact speeding up, making you cry out against his neck 

You buried your face in his neck, peeking out slightly to see your ex

”Ah, you made it— sorry, I forgot to mention that she was going to be a little busy. Right, puppy?” He asked you, to which you only whined 

Your ex’s face morphed into horror and anger

”Whatever— I hope you freaks are happy together,” he spat, before slamming the door behind him

“Oh, trust me— we are,” Tendou giggled before turning all of his attention back to you

Ngl, kinda intrigued now by the dynamic of a really popular reader having a twisted side that Tendou uncovers and the two falling for each other lol

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[scaryfaggot]

i have no idea who you are other than you're in spien and you hang around on other blogs but your typing patterns fascinate and endear me

Imsery about existing only in relation to others.......I didnt mean to Do U hate me be honest.Oh, i joke. to be clear Lots of people say this to meThat i fascinate them What ever put me in a lab bitch i dont care ill fuckthe SCIENTISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Srry. well,i had something else to sayBut i forgot it because saying thescientist.thing. amused me too much

[qserasera]

okay i finished my tea and had EVEN MORE THOUGHTS so i was just running back here like

i did know from fandom osmosis that matoba is a cat person but i did not expect him to start NAMING THEM OFF LIKE A FANTASY FOOTBALL ROSTER and asking one of them to come home with him???? 🥺😻

i know. I KNOW????? midorikawa-sensei, it's a TRAVESTY that he doesn't have a cute pet cat with natori in a shared cozy manor villa somewhere and like the whole fact that natori was smiling fondly while knowing that matoba liked cats??? and matoba seiji being such an Insane Nerd about it was just.... A++++ moment, for the hilariously cunning sly powerful charming matoba head!!!

matoba is my rival, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise." (i'm reading into it a little. BUT NOT THAT MUCH??)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) it's....it's not that Far a stretch which is incredibleee

i'm losing it. i can't believe y'all have been dealing with this for years at this point. how do you do it? like can you refer me to a therapist. i am losing my hinges as we speak.

I DO NOT KNOW. I DEALT WITH IT BY MAKING A GAZILLION FANMIXES AND CLIMBING WALLS AND THROWING OUT like 100000 scrambles oF FICS BASICALLY w/the coolest ppl i have ever known!!!! (also watching every single one of these fanvids and Weeping) we are SO GLAD U ARE HERE

im still in shock and awe that midorikawa-sensei was so kind to us over the years like we had me going, 'hmmmm' dunno about natori and matoba, they're kinda cool i guess' to 'oh??? they knew each other as teens??' to 'oh??? the natori clan was once the only clan that never joined the matoba clan...and they were like...rivals? romeo-and-juliet nonsense???' 'power levels/status differences/social intrigue???' and THEN IT SOMEHOW. GOT INTO THEM AS CUTE TEEN EXORCISTS HELPING EACH OTHER AND SEIJI NOT-SO-SUBTLY CLAIMING NATORI (FT HE'S WITH ME, join my clan so I CAN PROTECT YOU) even as natori shuuichi is trying to play a dumb carly rae jepsen breakup album dot mp3 in his head every time he's looking at matoba seiji eVEN IF HE FAINTED ONCE AND (1) MATOBA SEIJI PROBABLY STARED (LONGINGLY) AT HIS SLEEPING FACE UNTIL NATORI WOKE UP anD HE TURNED AWAY QUICKLY AND COMPLIMENTED THE FLOWERS INSTEAD

and thEN i just absolutely lost it the one time natsume noticed something was suspicious and was like 'hmmmm....did natori speak more nicely because he didn't want to hurt my feelings...Or??? was he trying to be considerate of matoba????' and

natori JUMPING IN FRONT OF AN ACTUAL SWORD to stop matoba from being hurt!!!

also in interest of u knowing more about the loquats, one time, one of the horrible exorcists bar members (might have been roe im srry if i forgot) had mentioned that in japan, going out on a fruit-picking activity (for grapes, strawberries or whatever) was considered to have strong romantic date connotations, and that if a guy asked a girl out for a fruit-picking date, it was very likely a romantic confession was intended. or something. i'm paraphrasing so if im misremembering this @defeateddetectives can correct me!!!

anyways midorikawa-sensei has been Insanely galaxy-brained to play us all like this and im still Very

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

every time i look at this panel.....people who have phDs in art interpretation, what kinds of emotions do u think these two characters are showing?

anyways, the very last Detail that absolutely SLAYS ME is that in this manga, where as close as natsume and tanuma are, they still refer to each other by last name pretty much, ONCE UPON A TIME, matoba seiji used to easily call natori by 'shuuichi-san'!!!!! *

*(quote from a blog post on japanese names/formality) - 'Calling each other by their first names without any honorifics hints that they are in a relationship, but it seems utterly natural if they are simply close friends. Because of this, middle school is where we can see the “confusion” among kids who can’t help speculating about the kind of relationship their peers have, based on how they address each other.'

thanks to your manga chapter lists i have now caught up (i think) on the horrible exorcist arcs and OH MY GOD. a of all, i did know from fandom osmosis that matoba is a cat person but i did not expect him to start NAMING THEM OFF LIKE A FANTASY FOOTBALL ROSTER and asking one of them to come home with him???? 🥺😻 and secondly i loved when sensei goes "oooh look, natori's pro-matoba~~" and natori is like "that's disgusting and wrong. i've never - it's none of your - you have the nerve, the audacity - matoba is my rival, technically. and he is terrible, face-wise." (i'm reading into it a little. BUT NOT THAT MUCH??) and okay i should have been writing down my thoughts because they're all jumbled up now but i remember just loving how casually matoba was like "yeah one time when i was here with natori..." WHICH IMPLIES that they were basically hanging out all the time as teens?? in contrast to natori's backstory chapter which makes it sound like after the three-horned ayakashi thing natori would just go to meetings and hear people talk about matoba but not actually see him. even the only other time we see them together in that chapter is when natori is asleep, so again it's sort of matoba who provides us with all information about their relationship outside of when they first met. WAIT NO natori waking up at his house somehow with only matoba there like DID HE CARRY HIM???? i'm losing it. i can't believe y'all have been dealing with this for years at this point. how do you do it? like can you refer me to a therapist. i am losing my hinges as we speak.

@howdydowdy u should know im sitting here cackling over a cup of tea and rubbing my hands together like those shady villains in a plush armchair but!!

YES

secondly i loved when sensei goes "oooh look, natori's pro-matoba~~"

heheheheheheheheh :3

WAIT NO natori waking up at his house somehow with only matoba there like DID HE CARRY HIM????

princess-carried, according to our (delusional) popular fanon but. yea. u get it. you See it now!!!

im going to write a much longer detailed response to this when im not being buried in friday emails (doing my little matoba-esque chores) BUT I LOVE THAT U SENT THIS ASK TO ME, THANK U SO MUCH.....it means more to me than u knowww and also and okay i should have been writing down my thoughts because they're all jumbled up now

PLEASE DO. WRITE ONE FOR LIKE. the special chapter 17 and also the locked-room-house-loquats one i wanna understand allll your reactions and your favorite panels!!! of all!! time!!!!!! > :3c

[entryno17]

For ask game Gaster

Its inevitable

yeah uh. this entire post should probably be under a read more. sorry </3

favorite thing about them -

personally, gaster was what elevated my love for undertale into full blown infatuation. somehow, he manages to appeal to literally every stupid thing that i love. he’s absolutely my favorite character in the game that’s not a character in the game. (papyrus is my favorite character, but gaster is my favorite non-character, you see.) i’ve basically always had a fascination for strange things in technology, starting at age 4 when i played my first video game. with access to action replay and all kinds of weird cheat codes, i found myself running into tons of weird glitches and oddities. they were scary, but they were incredible to me. they shattered the veil of immersion and revealed the game’s true nature: it wasn’t magic, it wasn’t real; it was lines of codes strung together. but that didn’t disappoint me—actually, it thrilled me. my interest grew further after discovering video game creepypasta (at a far-too-young age of course lol.) that stuff horrified me, the idea that something organic could be born from lines of code, whether it was an evil murder ghost or just a strange glitch—something about the concept just captured my imagination like nothing else. i’m still in love with the idea; i’m always reading about computer viruses, artificial intelligence, the mechanics of games and programs; anything that captures the strange wonders of technology. unused content in video games is another love of mine because of the unique insight it gives on the development of games. this interest has led me to learn and do so much, from writing simple code and romhacks to inspiring me to develop a game of my own. i don’t think i can explain just how much i love this stuff. SO. imagine how i felt when a certain game (that i already adored) had an entire character literally stuck in the game’s data both in and out of its universe, at the time only accessible through datamining and file editing. even though my first fixation on undertale died out in 2016, gaster has occupied a special place in my mind for all this time. but now that i’m once again obsessed with the game, i think he just is my entire mind at this point? deltarune’s next chapters cannot come out soon enough i'm going insane here

least favorite thing about them - the fact that he managed to dissolve my brain into goo. also that there’s so little content of him in game of course </3

favorite line - wow i get to pick something from his like 3 lines of dialogue!! anyway it’s the quote in my blog’s description, “I LOOK FORWARD / TO CREATING / A NEW FUTURE / WITH YOU.” it’s just... so ominous and exciting. and he’s talking to YOU!

brOTP - alphys probably? they might seem really different from each other at first glance but at heart they’re both just kinda dorky and weird. in my personal pre-core headcanon universe they’re really close—alphys and sans were both his assistants and they were all best buddies basically. alphys has always been really insecure but i think gaster would be good at reassuring her (one thing sans would probably absolutely suck at,) they’d both just be really positive presences in each others life and that idea makes me happy.

OH JEVIL TOO, this would be post-core gaster so like. man i don’t even know. they’d both just be fucking insane together and i love that

OTP - still got nothing. honestly, i don’t ship in general unless there’s really good reason to?? kingdings is kinda cute though, mostly because the name is fucking perfect and amazing it makes me cackle. OH MY GOD i forgot, i saw gaster x jevil referred to as jeviled eggs and just. why are these ship names so fucking good i can’t stand it nOTP - grillster I’M SORRY I JUST DON’T GET IT. no hate at all towards people who like it though, it just doesn’t interest me at all. also sanster because i personally believe gaster is related to him so like....... yeah no. (AND EVEN IF HE WASN’T I’D STILL HATE IT TBH. SRRY.)

random headcanon - gaster’s body is made from coagulated black goop of unknown origin. there could be a skeleton under there, but there’s probably not much of it left, if there is one at all. he has a white turtleneck, but only the neck part. his sweater fused into his body at some point—it’s literally just stuck there and he can’t do anything about it. he doesn’t have legs; the definition of his body terminates just below where his ribcage would be, and everything beyond there is an amorphous pile of goo. he can manifest arms (for hugs), but he usually floats his hands around since it’s easier. when he’s stressed or excited, his body melts a bit. he slithers on the ground like a slug, though he actually can move unnervingly fast? he may or may not leave traces of goo everywhere he goes. it’s horrible.

unpopular opinion - alright this is my hottest take in the entire undertale fandom: dadster is GARBAGE. grandpaster is clearly superior. i KNOW you fuckers just want to draw gaster as a hot dad BUT HE’S AN OLD SLIMY PILE OF BONES. YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND. (YOU COULD JUST DRAW HIM AS A SEXY OLD SLIMY PILE OF BONES. IF YOU WEREN'T ALL COWARDS.)

song i associate with them - umm i can’t actually think of anything. maybe tout petit moineau - igorrr??? mostly putting it here bc it’s just one of my favorite songs like ever LMAO. it’s just very haunting, and the absolute chaos it further falls into with each passing moment is so incredible.

maybe also database batadase - gangpol und mit??? this association is even MORE nonexistent but fuck you i can do whatever i want. i associate gaster with synthesized voices in general and i really like this song. yeah that’s it.

favorite picture of them - GASTER ON THE UNDERTALE VINYL SET.

THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL GASTER ART ASIDE FROM HIS SPRITE AND HE’S FUCKING ADORABLE

i still can’t believe i actually own this thing LMAO. as far as i know, he’s only on the cover if you preordered on the day of undertale’s anniversary which i happened to do. although the second set of prints haven’t been shipped yet??���he’s been removed from the boxart on fangamer’s website so there’s honestly a fair chance that he’s not going to be on those copies at all... if so, jesus christ i’m lucky. i can sleep so much more comfortably knowing that he is haunting my room.

[aziraphales-library]

Lost fic post #37

1. Sorry to ask but I can’t seem to find a fic I read a while back where Crowley finds an abandoned baby and adopts her without telling Aziraphale in fear that he will take her away. ~anon

2. i kind f want t find smething i was reading abut crwley meeting aziraphale and finding ut he's an angel, but then it turns ut crwley is still a demn but frgt. srry my key is brken. at ne pint aziraphale tries t take his memries but it desn't wrk, and als his face burns fr some reason. why is it wrking now. i'm srry. ~anon

3.  Hi, Thanks for running this blog, it’s wonderful. I hope I’m doing this right. Looking for a story that I read where Aziraphale keeps asking Crowley what he wants to do next. Part of it was at dinner at the Ritz the day after the world didn’t end and they wound up in a (honeymoon maybe) suite. What do you want to do now/next/something like that ran through the story. Thanks so much. ~ @silver-cyanne

4. could you help me find this fic where crowley is terrorized by a goose and then it turns out that the goose was aziraphale? i read it a long time ago and can't find it :( ~anon

5. hi! thank you for this blog i’ve found some amazing fics on here😍 could you help me find one please? i completely forgot to bookmark it but it was an AU set in the 1960s and Crowley was a famous rock and roll guy and Aziraphale was there also. they had history together but for some reason Aziraphale doesn’t remember it? from what i remember it was an ongoing fic and i really want t find it again! thank you so much ~anon

If you know one of these fics, please use the number in your response!

~Mod P

[mischievous-barnes]

Thanks for tagging me honey @bemine-bucky !! (srry it took me so long 🥺)

1. why did you choose your url? mmm well i choose it playing around with my favourite characters so because loki is the god of mischief and bucky hhahs

2. any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them yes and no, i do have another blog but i havent posted in years and its mainly photography

3. how long have you been on tumblr? uhmm well i have it since like 2014 but i forgot about it for years oops

4. do you have a queue tag? i do its queue hours

5. why did you start your blog in the first place? i started using it by the end of 2019 mainly cuz we love sinning

6. why did you choose your icon? its cute but am changing it soon

7. why did you choose your header? we love matching theme

8. what’s your post with the most notes? this amazing photos of mackie that i think about too often

9. how many mutuals do you have? oh god i have no idea but i love them all

10. how many followers do you have? 250 something which is kinda crazy tbh

11. how many people do you follow? 174 beauties

12. have you ever made a shitpost? all the time

13. how often do you use tumblr each day? no idea, when i was in school it used to be when i needed a distraction but now that am on vacation it's probably a lot more

14. did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? i dont think so, not that i remember

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this post”? i mean i dont believe in them but i also don't mind them

16. do you like tag games? love them!! but sometimes i forget to do it (like this one)

17. do you like ask games? i do!! i had my inbox closed for a while (its now open) but i enjoy them lots

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? most of them haha but i think definitely @jurassicbarnes and @lokiscollar

19. do you have a tumblr crush on a mutual? i have a crush on all my mutuals

20. tags : no pressure tags: @mickey-henry @belladonnabarnes @vanillanaps @bibbidibobbidibucky @jurassicbarnes @lokiscollar and anyone who wants to do it!!💖

[ryctone]

Homeworld!Ruby AU Masterpost! (HW!Ruby AU)

Since it’s 2am and have nothing better to do!.

So, since the ask blog has been long deleted, I  may as well tell yall the basics of what I planned for this AU to be, bare yourselfs since this is probably gonna get very long, wohoo!

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The Answer:

It starts off as in the actual show, except that the main difference is that Eyeball is one of the rubies that got assigned to guard Sapphire (She and our Ruby are very close).

Everything continues as usual, Sapphire tells her vision of the rebels to Blue diamond, Ruby and Sapphire talk for a bit before the crystal gems attack, Garnet gets formed, etc.

But then (and the KEY difference in the AU) something happens that prevents Ruby from escaping with Sapphire and is left behind by this one.

old art is old

She’s taken back to Blue diamond and she’s furious that not only she fused with another kind of gem, but also messep up Sapphire’s vision that let the rebels escape and is condened to be shattered.

BuT THEN EYEBALL COMES IN TO DEFEND HER LIKE THE GOOD GIRLDFRIEND SHE IS and (somehow) convinces Blue to not shatter her.

(Please just imagen is Ruby there instead of Sapphire i got lazy hhh)

Ruby gets forgiven and goes on to have her own live on Homeworld where she would become the captain of her own ruby squad in Yellow diamond’s court with Eyeball, Army, Navy and eventually Leggy. Lots of shenanigans happen (Doc is non-existance, srry I tried).

Meanwhile; Sapphire on the other hand is forced to be on her own for the first time in years, with not ruby guards to protect her and not propose now since she knows she can’t go back (Even if she feels bad for leaving Ruby behind...)

She stumbles upon Rose and pearl and they offer her to join them; Sapphire, having nowhere to go and trying to find a new propose in life, accepts.

Years pass.

The War comes and goes, The corruption attack, etc. Rose and Greg date, Rose gives birth to Steven and Sapphire becomes the leader of the remaining crystal gems!.

Most stuff in canon happens the same way, but Sapphire takes the place of Garnet.

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Hit The Diamond:

Now this is where stuff starts to get REALLY different and weird.

Ruby and her squad are sent to find Jasper on Earth and crash-land near the barn thanks to Lapis. 

Now, since theres not a ruby with the crystal gems, Sapphire comes with an Idea; she shapeshifts as a ruby and infliltrates the ruby squad to investigate what they are doing. But of course not all rubies are dumb, and Ruby and Eyeball get suspicious (especially Eyeball).

Ruby decides to play along with it and later even starts flirting with Sapphire while playing baseball like in canon ;Eyeball wants her to take the situation more seriously;. 

And the best part, the ruby squad actually ends up wining the game because she got so distracted by the flirting she forgot what she was suppose to do,,

When Ruby and the squad are about to search the barn, sapphire reveals herself along with the other. I causes the rubies the same reactions as the original episode (Ruby doesn’t reecognize Sapphire,, yet). all except for Eyeball, who knows exactly who that sapphire is.

The rubies fuse, Peridot interupts, they lie about Jasper being on neptune and the ruby squad go... OR THAT’S WHAT THEY THOUGH.

The ruby ship crashes again and it turns out the ship got badly damaged thanks to Lapis attack. Steven (good ol’ classic Steven) offers to help them repair their ship in enchange that they need to help repair Lapis and peridot’s barn.

The Ruby Squad accept (except Eyeball) and go on to have even more shenanigans on the barn along with a lot of drama(not really)

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And that’s pretty much what I had! Still thinking about whatever or not put certain canon elements *coouughh*

And how this events would affect episodes like Back To The Moon, Bubbled, Room For Ruby or even The trial and the movie. Always open to suggestions!

Thanks for comming to my presentation-

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— writing tag

a big thank you to my soulmate? @renjunlite for tagging me in this! denise & i recently became mutuals and !! when i saw you had followed me back perhaps i screamed. much love :)

⇒ what is your ideal setting for focusing on your writing?

in general i need a setting where i can be completely alone with my thoughts. as of recent this has been late at night, in the safety and comfort of my bedroom, with everyone else in my house fast asleep. something about knowing that it’s just me and my thoughts present with no possibility of outside intrusions brings me the peace and clarity i need to write. like, no one wants to see a jeni deep in thought contemplating the many ways i can describe lee jeno’s beauty haha

⇒ what is your favourite genre to write?

i aspire to write angst but in all honesty i feel like i haven’t experienced enough in my nineteen years of life to do angst justice. i suppose my favorite is fluff because it is what i am most comfortable and confident with. one day, one day, i will write a fic that’s that perfect mix of angst and fluff - those fics have a way of building me up and then tearing me down and i l o v e it.

aside from the overarching genres (fluff, angst, smut), i like good ol’ slice of life topics: college, roommate, neighbor, you name it. my favorite, though, would have to be the slice-of-life-turned-fantasy plot! a prime example of this genre would be the anime film kimi no nawa, it has all of my favorite tropes wrapped in a bundle of visually pleasing aesthetics and music: soulmate!au, dream!au, parallel universe!au.

⇒ do you prefer to write on paper, or digitally?

for writing fics, it’s much more convenient to do so digitally - specifically to my case, i tend to do so through the google docs app on my phone, only bringing out the laptop when i’m doing large edits or revisions. 

aside from fics i prefer writing on paper. it’s so therapeutic to put paper to pen! i’ve been writing in journals, notebooks, really any piece of paper since i was very young. i like having physical copies of my thoughts because i can look back on them and flip through the pages - i recently stumbled across a diary of mine from third grade. third grade! that’s almost a decade ago!

⇒ it’s the middle of the night and you suddenly wake up with an idea. what do you do?

luckily i charge my phone right beside my bed, so if/when this happens i go to the notes app on my phone and type down as much as i can remember :)

⇒ who is your favourite person to write about?

jeno! in my head, he easily fits certain character archetypes, and it’s so easy to write character dynamics for him. i think another thing that draws me to him is that i have encountered people irl with a similar personality type - one of my close friends reminds me of him so, so much - so it’s easier for me to visualize the interactions and dynamics.

⇒ do you like making your own characters, or do you usually write about real people? 

for tumblr purposes, i write about real people (as you could probably tell from my blog). but in all honesty, the pieces i release on tumblr are originally intended for my oc’s. in my archives are these quite elaborate storylines and character dynamics that will likely never see the light of day (a doctor!au based on grey’s anatomy and descendants of the sun! college!au and highschool!aus centered around realistic predicaments such as imposter syndrome, and broken families! the list goes on!) if anything, i prefer writing for my own characters, because this allows me to mold and shape them how i want - with original characters especially, i always write a little bit of myself into them. with real people, there are limitations to this, of course.

denise worded her response so beautifully and we have eerily similar thoughts on this question, so i highly suggest referring to her writing tag post for a semblance of my perspective on this as well. i also suggest referring to my writing disclaimers for some of my thoughts on this as well.

⇒ have you ever written a book, or a story with more than 15 chapters (100k words)?

as far as i know, i have not! i’d like to try some day, if i have the time and motivation.

⇒ how often do you get ideas?

too much and then not at all. i have so many ideas that come at inconsistent (and usually inconvenient) times that i don’t know where to start! 

⇒ do you ever get an idea that you really like, but just can’t seem to finish?

DID YOU MEAN: JENI WITH ANY AND EVERY WORK IN PROGRESS?  my process right now involves starting on one idea, then losing motivation, then getting another idea and starting on that one, then losing motivation for that but finding inspiration for an old wip, then going back to that one etc etc. the cycle repeats over and over again until eventually one of the pieces is finished (at which point i go “o shit cool” and post lmao).

⇒ what is your least favourite plot?

i can’t seem to write high school au’s anymore. perhaps it’s because i’ve experienced the college life now and forgot what it felt like to be in high school?

⇒ tag 5 or more people.

um mmmmhrrrnnngg i haven’t been paying attention to who’s completed this tag already, so i apologize in advance if you’ve already done so! @joonary, @kitsutaes, @mintyuser (srry it didn’t tag you earlier for some reason!) @jaehours, @du0tine​ :) :) i don’t usually do tags often but if you don’t want to be tagged in future posts feel free to let me know! much love <3

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How did you make harrie friends so quickly on here ??? I've had a blog for 4 months and haven't talked to anyone

hiii!! honestly i feel like it was kind of by chance (srry thats not much help lol) i wrote a little blurb of falling asleep w harry that liv @bfharry reblogged and i sent her a ask from my main to thank her bc it got a bunch of notes afterwards and then she asked if i wanted to be in a writing gc with some other lovely people 🥰🥰🥰 (in short im saying i would also not talk to anyone if it wasn’t for liv sksjsjjsj)

but id say for advice just talk to people!!! rb and leave comments on posts or message them!! kind of forgot ur shame of not talking to ppl first (also chloe take ur own advice challenge lmao)