#i feel like i didn't pick the right quotes for him 😔

[roseadleyn]

the pain of being Cassis Pedelian ;

❝ either come closer or stay away, having you in between in incredibly exhausting. ❞

❝ i'm tired of fighting. for once, i want to be fought for. ❞

tagging ; @elychee, @loekas, @mysticmeena, @lady-navier0357, @d10nsaint, @rouecentric, @dxmoness, @giyuus0nlywife, @that-one-pretty-bitch, and @sidra-29.

[naoisewaoise]

kageliu (+ others) incorrect quotes bc i have nothing better to do

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Kagekao: Liu, you love me, right?

Liu: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Kagekao: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Kagekao: *seductively takes off glasses*

Kagekao: Wow...

Liu: *blushes* Haha... what?

Kagekao: You're really fucking blurry.

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Sadie: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!

Kagekao: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Sadie: Obviously. Now, Jeff, pass the shovel.

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Sadie: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Kagekao: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

Liu: Why were you microwaving a lemon???

Kagekao: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.

Jeff: Did you burn an orange too? How???

Kagekao: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Kagekao, sweating: Liu, there’s something I need to ask you-

Liu: Finally! You’re proposing!

Kagekao: How’d you know?

Liu: Kagekao, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Liu: I even picked it up once.

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Sadie: Kagekao, is that legal?

Kagekao: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Liu: Jeff told me I was found in a KFC bucket next to a dumpster and I was rescued.

Sadie: You probably were.

Liu: Oh crap, maybe that's the reason why. Maybe my lackluster feelings towards their fried chicken is because subconsciously I'm reliving the trauma whenever I see their trademark bucket. My brain and cognitive dissonance won't let me completely lie to myself and say I hate their food, because fried chicken is great and I want some now, instead it just steers me away. Thank you for helping to guide me towards this epiphany, perhaps now the healing can begin.

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Sadie: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?

Kagekao: I had a lizard that I burnt.

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Liu: Did you have to stab them?

Jeff: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Liu: What did they say?

Jeff: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Liu: That’s fair.

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Kagekao: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message.

Liu: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.

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Kagekao: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Kagekao: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Liu: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Kagekao: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Sadie: Yeah, probably.

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Kagekao: I am an expert at identifying birds.

Jeff: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

Kagekao: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Kagekao: I'm very scary.

Sadie: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Kagekao: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Sadie: And small.

Kagekao:

Kagekao: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Liu: All snacks are gone.

Kagekao: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Kagekao, texting Sadie: I’m a theif.

Sadie: Thief.

Kagekao: Theif.

Sadie: I before E except after C.

Kagekao: Thceif.

Sadie: NO.

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Liu: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Liu: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Liu: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Kagekao: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Sadie: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Kagekao: Yup.

Kagekao: Don't think you're special.

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Liu: You look mentally ill.

Kagekao: I am. Let’s go.

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Kagekao: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?

Sadie: A pet WHAT?!

Liu: William Snakespeare.

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Liu: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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[ignooy-nim]

Things Jae-Lynn Has Said that Sound Fake, but Aren’t: (SKZ Extra Member AU)

under the divider are some of Jae-Lynn’s most iconic quotes :)

A/N : hi everyone! my apologies for not posting in what feels like forever. I was having a rough patch, mostly bc I wasn't getting hired anywhere, partially bc my mom and dad fight often :-) BUT now I'm back, hopefully to stay, AND Hyunjin is FINALLY back!!! HAPPY HYUNJULY EVERYONE!! 🍀 ps, I plan on updating a lot of my posts (esp this one) as time goes on! ~ mars

☆ “tbh, im just trying to be the goth girlfriend everyone deserves...” 🖤😔

☆ “I probably came dancing out of my mom's womb, not gonna lie.”

☆ “hi, my name is jae-lynn and you're watching skz talker” *disney channel intro* :-)

☆ *sings the entirety of 'dancing queen' by abba while laying on the floor of the dorm kitchen*

☆ “in GAY we trust!” 🏳️‍🌈

☆ “I'm American by chance. trust me, I am not American by choice”

☆ “i hate men...” *notices that the skz boys are looking at her* “well, not really, but-- ya know..”

☆ “if I'm being honest with myself, I don't think that I've gotten over five hours of sleep since 2012″

☆ “therapy? more like screaming out the window at 2am -- AHH!!”

☆ “i know there are like 100 different 'jaes' in the kpop community, but just remember that I will forever be god-tier 'jae'”

☆ “my biggest accomplishment to date will have to be when I peed in a cup for the first time by myself, and didn't get any on my hand- I filled that thing to the BRIM!”

☆ “I don't really try to be seen as an 'unproblematic queen', I just try to be seen as a decent human being.”

☆ “oh, I’d risk it all for Firelord Zuko... and Zoro from ‘One Piece’... maybe I just have a thing for boys who can duel wield swords”  o.O ⚔

☆ “I’m your kindergarten girlfriend who you shared a steamy kiss on the cheek with under the swirly slide... Hi, I’m Jae-Lynn :-) “

☆ “you can’t be gay AND homophobic,,, like baby, pick a struggle”

☆ “if skinny blocky boy not real, then why skinny blocky boy so attractive? 😏😏😏” (talking about the minecraft endermen) 

☆ *talking to mark lee* "'highway to heaven'??, more like the freeway to hell."

☆ “I think I eat pasta way WAY more than the average person should... but am I gonna stop any time soon? ... that’s a ‘no’.”

☆ *‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ starts to play*,, jae-lynn : “thE AUDACITY-”

☆ “cut the cameras... dead-ass.”

☆ [v-live comment] ‘who’s that behind you!?!?! ‘

jae-lynn : “who is behind me?? I don’t know probably my inner demons coming to collect my soul... or casper the friendly ghost,,, either way--  I’m ready :-) ”

☆ *playing ‘valorant’ with jae park* “damn jae really out here collecting 'L''s like they're photo cards, huh?”

☆ *sees the skzoo costumes and pulls chan to talk in private* “OK, how poor are we? you can be honest...”

☆ “oh mamma mia! ... that was a spicy depression”

☆ *any minor inconvenience happens* jae-lynn: "that's hot"

☆ "calling someone a bitch is my love language"

☆ alexa: "sometimes getting coffee isn't really about the coffee.."

jae-lynn: "it's about the friends you make along the way 🙃✨"

☆ *hits changbin in the back of his head while passing him in the dorm*

jae-lynn: "street smarts!"

☆ "'johnny suh'?? more like johnny suh-ks, am I right ladiess?"

☆ *jae recording herself secretly in the dressing room with a voice over* "day 1145, the boys are still unaware that I am not one of them, and felix keeps on feeding me animal crackers... will keep you posted.."

☆ "you're tacky and I hate you" [if you get this reference, I love u and we should get married]

☆ "as my good lord and savior, cyndi lauper once said, 'girls just wanna have fun', and honeslty, I live by that"

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