#i feel like elliott and honey would get on idk why

[gingerbreadmonsters]

i STRONGLY hc that honey is empowered, so every time guy comes back home rambling about some 'giant dog' or 'weird flirty guy wiping blood off his shirt, what the fuck was that about?' they have to try SO hard not to laugh because they know exactly what's happening here - they're waiting for the paperwork to come through so they can tell guy what's actually been going on

guy, very disturbed: -and there must be some kind of weird weather going on, 'cause it was like the air pressure just kept going up and down, and the poor guy kept trying not to drop all the boxes, and-

honey, who is in lasko's DAMN 101 class: woah!! no way!! yeah, wow, that's crazy, imagine that...

[stevenstephens]

Sunday texts || Eleven

TAGGING: Ellie Berry & Steven Stephens

WHEN:  Sunday Afternoon, Jan 28

NOTES:  Ellie and Steven text each other.

Ellie

Ellie: Afternoon honey.

Steven

Steve: Is it afternoon already? Steve: Just checked, yes it is. How's NYC??

Ellie

Ellie: Yes, I'm afraid it is Ellie: From what I remember, it was fantastic Ellie: I'm still tasting rum. Ellie: Heard you really know how to shake your booty. Ellie: Private performance?

Steven

Steve: Been a while since I slept in till afternoon Steve: Happy to hear you girls and Elliott had fun. Steve: You might wanna brush your teeth  xD Steve: I'd totally deny it but I know there's a video of it so... yeah, all true. Steve: That can be arranged.

Ellie

Ellie: We did! My head is still killing me. Ellie; Why? Planning on kissing me? Ellie: Not that I haven't four times lol Ellie: Ha! I need to see it. Ellie: Oh? Are you flirting with me?

Steven

Steve: I took Asprin and Gatorade as breakfast, works like a charm. Steve: I've been thinking about it, probably not the way you're asking about but I've been thinking about kissing and how we're going to make it believable at the wedding. Steve: I mean, it's not that I never kissed someone but I don't want it to look like super awkward cause it's our first kiss... so idk, maybe we should practice that kiss a few times? Steve: Check with Em, pretty sure she has already has it. Steve:  Are you jokingly asking or seriously? Steve: Either way, if I ever do flirt with you, you'd know.

Ellie

Ellie: Sounds like a breakfast of champions. I had lots of coffee Ellie: Oh right. Of course. I suppose we could practice. Ellie: Otherwise we'll look like a couple from one of those marriage shows. Ellie: I was joking, but good to know

Steven

Steve: That actually slows down getting sober, drinking coffee I mean. Steve: Really? Okay, we'll do that. Cause yeah, it would look like we're one of those couples from one of those shows. We kind of are cause the whole contract thing but we don't want to look like it, right? Steve: Like I said, I'll always be honest about things with you, even on the feelings part.  And when I'm trying to flirt. I'm so bad at it. Idk, I'm more about romance than the flirty type. Or is that the same thing?

Ellie

Ellie: Maybe, but I'm sorry of a coffee addict. Ellie: No of course not. Ellie: I understand. I'm not trying to push. Ellie: Not really. Flirty is fun. Romance is more intimate. I suppose they can go hand in hand depending on the person Ellie: Do you have dinner plans?

Steven

Steve: Really? I hadn't noticed yet :wink: Steve: Okay, great, we'll practice. Steve: I know, Ellie and I really love that you are trying. Just so you know, I'm not feeling pushed or whatever. I like the pace we've got going. And I'm really looking forward to our little get-away. Steve: In that case, you'll definitely know when I'm flirting cause it will seem out of character for me.

Ellie

Ellie: :p Ellie: Great.  Just so you know I am an excellent kisser. Ellie: I'm really looking forward to it too.  This is all very new to me. If you ever feel as though I'm asking too much, please let me know. Ellie: Okay.  Good to know Ellie: Dinner?

Steven

Steve: :smiley:  Good, cause it's been a while for me so I might be a little rusty Steve: You're doing great so far. I'll let you know, but so far it's all good. Ask away. It's the only way we can really get to know each other. Steve: Yes. My place?

Ellie

Ellie: If you're ok with it, I'm happy to take the lead. Ellie: Thank you for saying that.  I know you said I could take on a lover.  Would that bother you? Or do you really not care? Ellie: Sounds good. I just finished unpacking and hanging my dress, etc.  I picked up something for you.

Steven

Steve: I'm more than okay with it. Steve: Would it bother me? If you asked me that 3 weeks ago I'd probably would have said it wouldn't bother me, but right now... I think it would. It would feel like I'm failing at making you happy. And I really think that the longer we're together there really comes a time I'd be jealous that you're spending time with your lover and not with me. Steve: So yeah, it would kinda bother me. Steve: I can come by your place if you're too tired to travel? You did? Thanks, can't wait to find out what you got me.

Ellie

Ellie: Alright. We'll take it slow. See how things go Ellie: Okay. That's all I needed to know. Ellie: No, it's fine. I can come to you.  You'll have to help me unload my car through.

Steven

Steve: Okay, I'm good with slow. We got 2,5 weeks to make it perfect. Steve: Cool, glad to have answered it for you. Steve: I'm very curious as to what you got me. I'll help you unload, no problem.

Ellie

Ellie: Which is fairly quick in the grand scheme of things Ellie: You'll find out soon enough. I'm headed your way now

Steven

Steve: It's hard to wrap my brain around it, 3 weeks from now we'll be married. Steve: Do we want to go on a honeymoon after all the crazy? Think our parents planned something? Steve: Okay, see you soon. Drive safe!

Ellie

Ellie: I'm outside. I know.  It's a little overwhelming. Ellie: I don't necessarily think we need a honeymoon. I have to work. You have things to attend to. Not to mention the countless upcoming weddings. Ellie: Come help me!

Steven

Steve: On my way. Steve: I agree. Plus we already have a small get-away planned next week so I think we're all set. Steve: Yes dear ;)

[chouxcocoa]

Question Bombardment

A thousand questions that I got tagged with by multiple honeybuns. OTL

Rule One: Always post the rules Rule Two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked (not the ones they answered) and write 10 new ones. Rule Three: Tag 10 people and link them to the post. Nuh uh. Rule Four: Actually tell them you tagged them.

For those who are bored and wanna answer questions:

What kind of toppings/condiments do you normally put in your burger?

Pastel skies or starry nights?

What figurines do you have?

What other languages do you know?

If you were a cake, what kind of cake would you be?

Can you do the splits?

What’s the first thing you notice about a person?

Ideal climate to live in?

Favourite game to play (as of now)?

Can you wink? ;)

Time for to answer these questions finally...

Questions by @nayawata​:

What do you first think in when you wake up? ‘Nooooooo!!!’

Tag people who makes you laugh! Doesn’t matter how many/how often! Literally all those who tagged me made in this me laugh. ^^

How important is smut in fanfics for you? I’m not going to say no to a fic that has my favourite characters in a mess. ;)

How many instant noodles do you make at once? If I’m making it for both me and my sister, 3. For myself, 2. xD

The most important thing in life is … Time.

What is the one thing you wish you can bring back to your current fandom? Youtuber and Yoga AUs were some of my favourites to read and see artwork for. ;w;

How do you deal with anger? Straight up, my voice gets clippy and I’m more passive aggressive with answers. I’m trying to be better but it usually results in me punching things like the wall or desk. ^^”

Do you like Earl Grey? I actually don’t. >< I like to drink my tea straight and don’t put milk/cream or sugar/honey in it and Earl Grey is a tad too strong for me to enjoy.

What’s your favorite series to go back to (any, manga/comics/tv series/anime)? Ouran High School Host Club and Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun all day everyday.

What do you think is your best feature? Would facial expressions count? I’m very good at making others laugh because of my reactions. :P

Questions by @ladycarathis:

Your OTP of OTP’s? Me x Elliott of course.

If someone you knew told you they were secretly a super hero; what would you do? No matter how well I know them, I would just shrug and say ‘cool’ and then move on to talk about where to go and eat.

If this were a magical world and people were able to have a familiar, what would be yours and why? I don’t know??? I literally took a few ‘find your familiar’ quizzes and all of them gave me different results: cat, fox, owl, and tiger???

Favourite thing to do on weekends? Sleep.

Favourite book of all time? I’m capable of re-reading Matilda over and over again.

The song you always have to skip in your playlist because you can’t listen to it anymore bacause you’ve heard it way too often already. ‘A-CHA’ by Super Junior. (sighs) OTL

Dawn or Dusk? Dusk. I’m never awake for dawn.

Cinnamon roll or sinnamon roll? I can eat cinnamon rolls. o3o

Your guilty pleasure? Judge me all you want, but I actually enjoy the cheesy Barbie movies. >O>

If you had to spend and unlimited amount of time on an Island (no electronics or modern technology provided), which three things would you bring along? Toothbrush, first-aid kit, and matches. o3o

Questions by @magickitt (x2):

The first color you think of when I say “Blork” White. xD

Your favorite childhood cartoon/show? It’s a tie between Diney’s Recess and the Weekenders.

The first fandom you got into? FFFFF... Inuyasha.

Why you got a tumblr? So I can check out fandom stuff.

The last thing someone said to you? “It’s dinner time!” - Mom

What would your dream pet be? Dragon. :E

Your lucky number? 7

The current thing your obsessed with? (not including ships) Trying new recipes and playing the Sims 4.

The go to thing you do if you’re in a waiting room without any means of entertainment? I’m guessing this means no magazines or TV in the waiting room, huh? I guess I would sort out the receipts in my wallet and while I’m at it, check all of the gift/loyalty cards that I have and see if I’ll shop there again.

Are you a super neat or “throw it where ever” kind of person? Both? I’ll throw it wherever first but then organize it within the day.

Round two!

Favorite snack? Chocolate. (It counts, right?)

Preferred form of entertainment? Like books, shows, hiking, etc. YouTube~

Cows or chickens? Chicken. 🐔

Your superhero name? The Weirdough.

Your sidekick and their name? Mallow Dramatic Boy.

You super power? XD Super-kneading strength and speed. o3o

The best thing in your day? Drinking tea and eating.

The worst thing in your day? Waking up.

Have any movie/book/manga series collections? Or other collections? I have volumes 1-12 for SnK, all of the first series of Saiyuki, Yostubato&! volumes 1-12, the first half of Magic Knight Rayearth... Oh, and the Sims franchise + all of their expansion packs. :D

The first thing you see in the morning? The ceiling or my blankets.

Questions by @emiza:

If you could only eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? POPATOES.

What would your superpower be and what limitations would you have? I guess I would like the ability to fly, but not in a super-fast speed... like the speed of a hot air balloon...

Your fave au? I am a sucker for YouTuber AUs or gaming AUs. :’DD

What’s your dream job? To be a pastry chef!

You’re transported into another world, what’s the first thing you do? Find the nearest source of food and water.

If you could learn any language instantly, which one would you pick? Mandarin. It would be one of the most beneficial languages to know business-wise and I’ll finally be able to communicate with my family and relatives. ;__;

What’s the most hilarious thing you’d ever done with a sibling? Hmm... I can’t really think of anything at the top of my head. We had lots of hilarious moments playing games together, though.

What’s the wildest thing you’d for 1 million €? Eat dog food for a year? idk

You have to spend the rest of your life in a game of your choice, which game do you pick? Stardew Valley. Gotta stay with the husbando. o3o

You get magical powers for 24 hours, what do you do? Summon a dragon. :E

Questions by @thesadisticsiren:

compare yourself to a mythical being, what are u and why? You know and I know what the answer is^

fave kind of gum? Excel White.

Precious metals or precious stones? Precious stones all the way.

what is your fave thing for your fave character to wear? ie, bf shirt, thigh-highs, lingerie, etc. I fucking love my faves in thigh highs and glasses. ♥♥♥

Song that you love that you hate that you love it. Fucking ‘Wait 10 Years Baby’ by Six Bomb. Just- AGH. WHY THIS SONG?! OTL

‘It’s 10pm better sleep’ or ‘when the heck did it become 4am’? You damn well know which one I am. =___=

thing you’d say when you step in water with socks on “Nooooooo... ugh.”

FAVE THING ABOUT EREN GO EXCUSE YOU. HOW DARE. I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT EREN. HIS PRETTY EYES (GREY, GREEN, AMBER, WHATEVER I LOVE THEM ALL) AND HIS DETERMINATION AND HIS HUMANNESS AND GENTLENESS AND HIS ADORABLE SQUISHY CHEEKS AND-

Pajama pants or sweats? Trick question! I wear sweats as pajama pants. o3o

what would be your reaction to seeing a moose I wanna see who would live. LOL NOPE. GOODBYE FRIENDS. I AM GONE.

Questions by @imasmi:

Your expression/reaction when someone makes fun of something you love. Depends on how well I know them. If it’s a stranger, I don’t know how they’ll react if I go against them so I keep silent. If it’s someone I personally know, I’ll just either ignore or go into ‘defend/fight’ mode.

Where would I normally find you doing whatever it is you love doing? In the kitchen. Baking. Come to Canada asmi~

What was your weirdest dream? It was about Godzilla attacking the apartment I used to live in... don’t remember much after me screaming.

Your favourite supernatural/mythical/scientific/etc theory. THEORY? Fuck. Uhhh... do rocks float on lava?

If you could change one thing about anything and everything, what would you change? The price of everything is too damn much.

Did you ever have your own imaginary friend/world? Does fanfiction count? o.o

Something you do that you feel that you are good at. I’d like to say that I’m good at baking and decorating cakes specifically. I’m very used to using different kinds of frosting and cake flavours and which ones are sturdy enough for transport and what temperatures will affect the design of the cake.

What was the last thing that made you laugh till you cried? Pretty sure was when we were playing Drawful and my friend drew ‘French Man’ and my sis’s friend drew the ‘Grower Not Shower’ prompts.

List 5 different songs from the top of your head. Start! -Bang Bang Bang by Big Bang -Touch My Body by Sistar -Russian Roulette by Red Velvet -Cheer Up by TWICE -Miniskirt by AOA

On a scale of 1 to 10 how obsessed are you with the fandom you’re in. Currently it’s SnK and I will say it’s about 6? It was an 8 when I first started.

And the obligatory: Supervillain or Superhero?- with what power? I just want to be a super human who can fly. I’m too lazy to deal with enemies. OTL