#i feel like elliott and honey would get on idk why

[gingerbreadmonsters]

i STRONGLY hc that honey is empowered, so every time guy comes back home rambling about some 'giant dog' or 'weird flirty guy wiping blood off his shirt, what the fuck was that about?' they have to try SO hard not to laugh because they know exactly what's happening here - they're waiting for the paperwork to come through so they can tell guy what's actually been going on

guy, very disturbed: -and there must be some kind of weird weather going on, 'cause it was like the air pressure just kept going up and down, and the poor guy kept trying not to drop all the boxes, and-

honey, who is in lasko's DAMN 101 class: woah!! no way!! yeah, wow, that's crazy, imagine that...

[stevenstephens]

Sunday texts || Eleven

TAGGING: Ellie Berry & Steven Stephens

WHEN:  Sunday Afternoon, Jan 28

NOTES:  Ellie and Steven text each other.

Ellie

Ellie: Afternoon honey.

Steven

Steve: Is it afternoon already? Steve: Just checked, yes it is. How's NYC??

Ellie

Ellie: Yes, I'm afraid it is Ellie: From what I remember, it was fantastic Ellie: I'm still tasting rum. Ellie: Heard you really know how to shake your booty. Ellie: Private performance?

Steven

Steve: Been a while since I slept in till afternoon Steve: Happy to hear you girls and Elliott had fun. Steve: You might wanna brush your teeth  xD Steve: I'd totally deny it but I know there's a video of it so... yeah, all true. Steve: That can be arranged.

Ellie

Ellie: We did! My head is still killing me. Ellie; Why? Planning on kissing me? Ellie: Not that I haven't four times lol Ellie: Ha! I need to see it. Ellie: Oh? Are you flirting with me?

Steven

Steve: I took Asprin and Gatorade as breakfast, works like a charm. Steve: I've been thinking about it, probably not the way you're asking about but I've been thinking about kissing and how we're going to make it believable at the wedding. Steve: I mean, it's not that I never kissed someone but I don't want it to look like super awkward cause it's our first kiss... so idk, maybe we should practice that kiss a few times? Steve: Check with Em, pretty sure she has already has it. Steve:  Are you jokingly asking or seriously? Steve: Either way, if I ever do flirt with you, you'd know.

Ellie

Ellie: Sounds like a breakfast of champions. I had lots of coffee Ellie: Oh right. Of course. I suppose we could practice. Ellie: Otherwise we'll look like a couple from one of those marriage shows. Ellie: I was joking, but good to know

Steven

Steve: That actually slows down getting sober, drinking coffee I mean. Steve: Really? Okay, we'll do that. Cause yeah, it would look like we're one of those couples from one of those shows. We kind of are cause the whole contract thing but we don't want to look like it, right? Steve: Like I said, I'll always be honest about things with you, even on the feelings part.  And when I'm trying to flirt. I'm so bad at it. Idk, I'm more about romance than the flirty type. Or is that the same thing?

Ellie

Ellie: Maybe, but I'm sorry of a coffee addict. Ellie: No of course not. Ellie: I understand. I'm not trying to push. Ellie: Not really. Flirty is fun. Romance is more intimate. I suppose they can go hand in hand depending on the person Ellie: Do you have dinner plans?

Steven

Steve: Really? I hadn't noticed yet :wink: Steve: Okay, great, we'll practice. Steve: I know, Ellie and I really love that you are trying. Just so you know, I'm not feeling pushed or whatever. I like the pace we've got going. And I'm really looking forward to our little get-away. Steve: In that case, you'll definitely know when I'm flirting cause it will seem out of character for me.

Ellie

Ellie: :p Ellie: Great.  Just so you know I am an excellent kisser. Ellie: I'm really looking forward to it too.  This is all very new to me. If you ever feel as though I'm asking too much, please let me know. Ellie: Okay.  Good to know Ellie: Dinner?

Steven

Steve: :smiley:  Good, cause it's been a while for me so I might be a little rusty Steve: You're doing great so far. I'll let you know, but so far it's all good. Ask away. It's the only way we can really get to know each other. Steve: Yes. My place?

Ellie

Ellie: If you're ok with it, I'm happy to take the lead. Ellie: Thank you for saying that.  I know you said I could take on a lover.  Would that bother you? Or do you really not care? Ellie: Sounds good. I just finished unpacking and hanging my dress, etc.  I picked up something for you.

Steven

Steve: I'm more than okay with it. Steve: Would it bother me? If you asked me that 3 weeks ago I'd probably would have said it wouldn't bother me, but right now... I think it would. It would feel like I'm failing at making you happy. And I really think that the longer we're together there really comes a time I'd be jealous that you're spending time with your lover and not with me. Steve: So yeah, it would kinda bother me. Steve: I can come by your place if you're too tired to travel? You did? Thanks, can't wait to find out what you got me.

Ellie

Ellie: Alright. We'll take it slow. See how things go Ellie: Okay. That's all I needed to know. Ellie: No, it's fine. I can come to you.  You'll have to help me unload my car through.

Steven

Steve: Okay, I'm good with slow. We got 2,5 weeks to make it perfect. Steve: Cool, glad to have answered it for you. Steve: I'm very curious as to what you got me. I'll help you unload, no problem.

Ellie

Ellie: Which is fairly quick in the grand scheme of things Ellie: You'll find out soon enough. I'm headed your way now

Steven

Steve: It's hard to wrap my brain around it, 3 weeks from now we'll be married. Steve: Do we want to go on a honeymoon after all the crazy? Think our parents planned something? Steve: Okay, see you soon. Drive safe!

Ellie

Ellie: I'm outside. I know.  It's a little overwhelming. Ellie: I don't necessarily think we need a honeymoon. I have to work. You have things to attend to. Not to mention the countless upcoming weddings. Ellie: Come help me!

Steven

Steve: On my way. Steve: I agree. Plus we already have a small get-away planned next week so I think we're all set. Steve: Yes dear ;)