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[fratboykate]

Dude I answered that last CFAU question and suddenly something hit me like a ton of bricks and I was like "OH FUCK OH NOOOOOOO". Lexa/Wila goes to Columbia Law in CFAU, Kate canonically went to Columbia in KYAU, AND these two fucking idiots go to Columbia in FBAU.

I fucking SWEARRRRRRRR that I know there's more than one school in NYC lmao. I *know* there was a very specific reason that I chose Columbia for CFAU although I don't remember what it is know but there is an EXTRA ULTRA HELLA specific reason why FBAU hassssss to be at Columbia and it's that it's the only Ivy League in NYC that has 1) a varsity female archery team 2) a varsity female fencing team and 2) a martial arts team/club. There's only like 3 schools in the state (maybe a handful) if I remember correctly that have female archery teams but they're like mid tier/low level schools not Ivys or hella impressive academically and they're also not IN THE CITY. It was slim pickings for schools that had all the stuff I wanted for Kate and that also gave me what I needed for Yelena. Columbia magically had it all. Including the hella competitive business program that Kate is in. It was literally perfect all around.

Sooooo I PROMISE I KNOW OTHER SCHOOLS EXIST IN THE WORLD and Columbia is not the center of the academic universe lol It was serendipity that it happened to work this way.