#i even enjoy some incarnations of jouta

[jojotier]

with all due respect i hate everything that jouta stands for. like i can deal with him as a character bc as a character hes not bad, just bland and a lil weird with his love of kak, and if someone were to use him and give him an interesting character for a jotakak fic and nixed the implied oedipal shit id be totes into that. Dare I Say, i might find it cute. but like, i hate him because 8/10 whenever jouta is involved in something, its bc people are looking to mischaracterize kakyoin and jotaro and ??? i am not about that???? 

l ike yea jotaro was a negligent absentee father in canon but that doesnt translate to him literally fighting a fucking toddler ??? over his love’s affections ???? nor does that translate into him being a bad father at all if kakyoin is around, because you best believe that kakyoin is gonna at least inspire him to try and do better. how much ‘better’ is is subjective, but he’d try, even if that trying wasn’t very good

and another thing, kakyoin may care about others and be able to rein others in, but that doesnt at all translate to him being nurturing or motherly ?? kakyoin noriaki is the kind of guy who would get so into a project he would eat nothing but ramen for two weeks what the fuck do you think makes him just instinctively cut out to be a father. having a child does not immediately make you parent material. if anything, i figure that hed have a little trouble with babies at first, because its like- you cant reason with an infant. sometimes youre not gonna be able to deduce what the infant wants because some infants will cry about everything. 

so yea the reason im ranting is because ive been writing clampyoin lines for the last three hours for the fanon clone fic and want to claw out my own eyeballs