#i even combed through hbomberguy’s ctrl + alt + del video

[maevesweirdart]

very serious and real homebrew mtg card

(Image/card description, for anyone who needs it:

The card is titled Loss and costs 4 water mana. It is blue. The artwork is a digital collage of seven resized copies of the Counterspell card illustration made by WanderLink on Deviantart. The card’s type is Legendary Instant and the subtype is “old ass meme lol.”

The details and abilities read:

“Whip this card out right as your opponent reaches for what you think is their strongest card. If you guess correctly, then the following occurs:

- Their card is countered and sent to the graveyard.

- Deal 1 damage to your opponent.

- Deal 1 damage to any one of your opponent’s creatures (if any are summoned).

- Deal 1 damage to any of your opponent’s artifacts (if there are any).

If you guess wrong, however, then Loss goes in the graveyard, along with your strongest summoned creature.

Reaction time is key here. If you play this card after your opponent has played theirs, Loss does nothing and goes back in your hand.”

Flavor text reads:

“‘It’s time to test the power of this fully operational anti-gamer billboard.’ - Fictional lawyer Jack Thompson, as quoted in the Ctrl + Alt + Del animated series”

End description.)