#i especially like medic in that role tbh. like spy he is also a bitchy wine aunt and kind of a massive queen and an icon

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not to talk abt nothing but men and women and not men and not women kissing in this here ask box but i think spy should be like really snooty in the spy way like Nonsense i only dare refined individuals (lie) and then medic or engineer finds him mid battle and chokes him to death or something and hes like oh god i hope this doesnt awaken something within me (it already has) i think that twink sees everyone on that team other than scout and has to go to his smoking room and angsts over the fact that all of his team is smoking hot and he can flirt very easily but it doesnt work on any of these guys because theyre unhinged and so is he but he can admit that and then after a few weeks medic or someone just up and kisses him and is like Buddy i thought we were all dating was that not common knowledge you literally take us out to candle lit dinners every weekend and he has to pretend he pulled mad bitches with his swag and seduction and didnt just angst himself into a polycule (looking at this ask i forgot how insane i am about these men what did you DO to me)

SOOOO TRUE AND REAL one of my fave Spy characterizations is "seething in his smoking room over rivalry/romantic frustrations/his weenie Boston son/etc." I think he's steeping with rage constantly but doesn't know how to process it. He SHOULD fuck his whole team but thinks he's above all that and also can't really process that people Like That would awaken That Sort Of Thing in him. It's not even an internalized homophobia thing Spy tf2 has been having bisexual sex for like forty years he's just a snob. He needs a makeover montage where he learns to let his hair down