#i dunno when I'll finish this but!!! I wanted to share a little of what I have done so far :')

[teeterarting]

Explorers of Sky AMV!! (the humblest of WIPs)

[missdynamighttt]

fantasizing about bf! katsuki paying for his pretty little girlfriend's nails because he wants to spoil you rotten.

at first, you were reluctant to book an appointment because you didn't have the time or the money. however, your pro hero boyfriend was wealthy, insistent, and super fucking stubborn.

“woman, if it’s something you want, i’ll pay for it," katsuki says softly, enjoying the feeling of resting his chin on the top of your head.

you were currently cuddling on your shared bed in the apartment, one of those slow days where you both had nothing to do but relax in each others arms. "i can drive you there if its a problem. no big deal.”

"katsuki, i can't ask you to do that," you say, looking up at him. "its too much. i'll just buy press ons or something—"

katsuki’s face scrunches up in the disgust at the idea of you using those press ons. back when you just moved in a few months into the relationship, those damn press ons were always everywhere around the apartment.

and sometimes, it'd get awkward when you're digging your nails into his flesh, moaning softly around him as he thrusts into you but then you make him stop half-way because your nail fell from the bed.

it got to the point where he found one of them under the drawer where you kept your... toys, and he knew they had to go. it took you some convincing, so he wasn't about let his hard work die in vain now.

"fuck no. i ain’t letting you walk around wearin' that cheap ass shit again," he scowled at you. "and the hell you can’t ask me. you're not askin', i'm offerin.”

"i dunno, katsuki..." you bit your bottom lip, reluctant to accept. it was nice that your boyfriend wanted to treat you but you couldn't help but feel guilty. "i don't wanna bother you. i don't need it that much 'nyway. and you could just spend your money on.. well, other things."

"the only thing botherin' me is you being difficult," he pouts at you, leaning down to give your lips a soft peck. "so, sweets, shut up. just let me take care of you, alright?"

and you were grateful you let him take care of you as you admired your freshly done nails a few days later, the glossy finish catching the light perfectly. you couldn’t stop smiling, especially when you remembered telling your nail tech about katsuki and she told you: "girl, hes so doing this because hes gonna propose. please say yes, for the love of god!"

of course, you wanted to express your gratitude for him. and what better way to thank him by wrapping your hands around his cock, fingers lingering on his length, showing off your new nails to him?

"fuck," katsuki hisses, breath shallow as he looks down at you. "god, baby, you look so pretty like this..."

you were on your knees, only wearing his shirt and your panties as a hand jerks off his length. the other holds his hand, fingers intertwined as you mouthed at his cock. you licked on the throbbing, pink tip, sucking the precum out of him with a blissed out expression.

you almost looked like you were in a trance. and seeing you there, looking all pretty and disheveled like a succubus, never failed to make his cock hard.

"yeah?" you look up at him with smiling eyes, pulling away from his cock with a soft, wet pop, rubbing a thumb on his aching tip before flicking your tongue at it again.

katsuki can’t hold back the soft moan that leaves his lips, his head lolling back as he tries to keep his breathing under control. he groans, his hips bucking against your touch.“fuckin' hell, woman, yeah.. so pretty.. just like that..."

katsuki's hand tightens around yours, looking at your newly manicured nails. he lifts your hand up, admiring them. the glossy finish really does look so pretty on you.

“fuck. they look so beautiful,” he murmurs, bringing your hand up to his lips and pressing a soft kiss to your knuckles. "look so beautiful wrapped around my cock..."

"thank you, baby.." you flush a little, your tongue swirling around his tip. "..really appreciate it, i do. hope this serves as a nice thank you.."

katsuki’s face is tinged with a faint blush, his expression softening at your words.

“no need to thank me, sweets. your happiness is all the thanks i need. but this— shit,” he lets out a low moan when you suck on his tip again. "this is always.. a nice surprise..”

"surprise?" you smile. "you didn't think i'd do this to you..." you lap up his tip in between words. "after being so nice to me?"

katsuki lets out a quiet laugh, “you wanted to make me feel good, sweets? yeah? that why you’re on your knees for me?”

he gives you a playful grin, watching as your hand continues to move over his cock. his free hand tucks a strand on hair in between your ears, cupping your cheek. “always my good girl..”

you flush with embarrassment, thighs clenching from his words. "shut up.. bet if i bought you something you like, you'd go down on me too..."

katsuki can’t help but bark out a laugh at your comment, the image of you buying him a gift and him then going down on you was an appealing thought. but. he grabs your chin and tilts it up, forcing you to look at him and slowing down the pace.

“oh, baby. i’d make you feel so good. i'd eat you out like you were my last meal."

he gestures for you to open your mouth, his thumb tugging down your chin. and when you do, he suddenly spits on your tongue. you felt strangely vulnerable, swallowing it as his thumb rubs your swollen lips.

"but no way you’re buying me shit. that’s my job. to spoil you," his eyes darken at the sight of you sucking on his thumb, roaming over the concave of your mouth.

embarassment rose to your cheeks as you looked up at him, feeling flustered. "but... i wanna spoil you too."

he lets out a low hiss, feeling the vibrations of your hum around his thumb. he pulls his thumb out, his hand coming down to grab your chin, leaning down to face you.

"don't even think about it, sweets. i'm not asking," he tilts his head at you with a pout. "if you so much as buy me a pack of gum, i’m going to take you on a trip to bali."

your eyes widened in surprise, not sure how to, and voice your concern. a trip to bali would be great, but you just wanted to give him something too. "isn't that... uhm, isn't that a bit much?"

"don't give a shit. just let me have this one, alright?" he sighs, looking down at you.

"i want to take care of you," katsuki stroked your cheek with his thumb, a small smile creeping onto his face. "i like seeing that smile on your face when i do. makes me happy."

you felt your heart almost burst, looking at him with what feels like so much affection. he was just showing you so much love, how could you not melt?

katsuki knew he was getting soft, clicking his tongue at you. he scoffs, rolls his eyes and squeezes your cheek. "your nails looks cute anyway. got that?"

you bit your lip. whats the worse he could do when you bought him something anyway? after a moment of contemplation, you nodded, katsuki's grin spreading across his lips.

"good. now, get up here and gimme a kiss."

you nodded again, your heart racing as you stood up and perched yourself on his lap, breath hitching when you feel his cock press against your damp panties before pulling him in for a gentle, but passionate kiss.

katsuki groans into the kiss as you straddle his lap, his hands immediately finding your hips and pressing you down against his bulge. you can feel how hard he is beneath you, whimpering as he deepens the kiss.

“such a pretty thing,” katsuki murmurs, feeling how wet you are against him, looking down at the heat of your arousals. “gettin' me this hard and still having this on…”

katsuki's finger tugs on your panties as he kisses you in between words. he fists his cock, and hits the fat tip against your panties, hissing softly from underneath you. "you're so fuckin' wet, sweets, and i've barely even touched you..."

"katsuki..." you whimper, whining as you feel the head of his cock against you, almost kissing your clit through your panties. "please... can't handle it anymore... please, j-just—"

katsuki lets out a soft growl, leaning into your shoulder to bite on the curve of the skin. you squeal when you feel his lips and teeth graze your shoulder, sinking into your flesh, just wanting more of him, whining his name.

"please what, baby?" he murmurs, kissing the skin he's bruised on you. "be a good girl and use your words."

"wanna.. say thank you," you gasp, slowly grinding yourself on him. "please... please, fuck me.. katsuki.."

katsuki grins against your skin. there she was. his needy little thing he loved so much, practically begging to be ruined.

you’re suddenly on your back, the couch cushion soft against your back.

“atta girl.. now we’re getting somewhere,” his hands are already on your shirt, roughly yanking it up. “you gonna be a good girl and do what i tell you?”

you nodded eagerly, breathless as you let him strip you. not like you wanted anything else anyway. you tug down hard on your panties, tossing them to the floor and leaving you naked, your soft skin hitting the cold air.

katsuki watches as you kick off your panties, clearly looking all too pleased. he shifts, his torso hovering above you and caging you in between the couch. one hand moves up to your chin, pinning you to the couch and forcing you to look at him.

“you’re gonna cum screaming my name, got it?”

you hold onto his back, nodding as you whine from underneath him, ready to take what he could give you.

and when your newly-manicured nails digged into his skin as he thrusts into you, hot red nail marks decorating his back, katsuki felt nothing but pure bliss.

‎‧₊˚✧[ it's me, kia! ]✧˚₊‧ ｡ﾟ•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ ‎‧₊˚✧[ more of katsuki ! ]✧˚₊‧

[ram-bles]

a crumb of nsfw daisuke?

daisuke x reader | headcanons

requests/inbox: open

[ 🔞 minors dni ]

woah. from sweet to spicy. ill give this a try!

wrote this on mobile, sorry for the fuckass formatting.

gender neutral reader. sillies. lots of sillies. weed mention (like once).

🌺 c'mon, he somehow sneaked in some of his secret stash'a magazines. he's still a guy after all.

"Dai?" "Yeah?" He's busy on his Gameboy, but he acknowledges you, tilting his body to show his face but his eyes were glued to the screen. "Did you steal these porn mags from Jimmy or someth—" A pink blur suddenly pushes you away, using his feet to kick it back under his bed. "DUDE. PRIVACY. C'MON NOW."

🌺 You've probably caught him once or twice even before you two were a thing. It wasn't hard to, after all, you both shared a room.

Too lost in the sauce to even notice you, so you had to clear your throat. You've never seen someone so shocked to the point he doesn't know whether to shove his dick back in his pants, hide under the blankets, or try to do both at the same time but completely failing. He's stuttering your name out along with strings of apologies. Don't get your dick caught in your zipper now, Daisuke. "I didn't know you were there! Shitshitshit- I'm so so sorry- Aghhhh." He felt pathetic, whining in embarrassment. Daisuke ends up just pulling the blanket over the entirety of him. "You could've just asked me for help, y'know." He stares at you, scandalized as if he wasn't rubbing one off just moments ago. "How the fuck was I s'posed to know?!" You shrug, amused. "Dunno." "Man, fuck youuuu." "Happily." "Get over here already, please!"

🌺 Outside internship though? Weed before sex seems like something he'd do. I can't explain why.

🌺 Feeling his rings on you... in many ways.

🌺 Pretty sure we all agree that he's into praising. Both giving and receiving.

🌺 You know he's having lots of fun when the pitch of his voice goes high. Squeaking, voice cracking, whining.

🌺 Speaking of how vocal he is, he's probably loud too. But, since you're in the ship now, he'll try his best to keep it down, either on the pillow or you. He'll also be rambling about random things just so he doesn't finish early.

🌺 Dirty talking? ❌ He'll be cringing like there's no tomorrow. He'll make a discord (or whatever equivalent) kitten joke about it if he does.

🌺 Unintentional dirty talking though... That's another story. Or should I rephrase, more-so leaning towards cussing.

"Fuck— you're sosososo pretty..." His hands were pressing the back of your knees, folding and spreading your legs for him. He whines your name out, resting his length on your abdomen while he impatiently waits for your permission. "C'mon, pretty. I'll be this deep inside you." - "Feels good. Feels so good." He's panting and rutting into you like a dog. "You should- nh- loosen up a little- shit- if you get any tighter I think I'll cum..."

🌺 Quickies galore. Sure, it's less risky, but with his libido? Anyways, he's pretty easy to please anyways. A round or two would probably be enough for him.

🌺 Wearing his clothes while at it? Mega turn on for him.

🌺 Well, yes his libido is high, but you still need to be straightforward with him. He can't take hints...

"Want head?" "?!? Who's head?!" "YOUR DICK." "YOU'RE CUTTING IT OFF?" "WHAT? NO, I MEANT SUCKING YOUR—" "Good morning to you both too." "CAPTAIN?"

🌺 He loves giving and receiving hickeys. You would have to remind him everytime not to mark too high on your neck.

🌺 His aftercare involves lots of cuddling and lots of smooching.

🌺 Ending with a silly note. The first time you've done it with him, he ended up saying thank you since he didn't know what to do.

[cherryc1nnam0n]

Okay but since no one has done it I share with you more of Eddie and his excessive cumming (because I may or may not be horny as hell and in need of being pumped full of cum)

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When you had sex with Eddie for the first time you had expected him to cum a lot, since he had explained he usually came more than the average man

What you didn't expect was litters, gallons of cum to leak out of this skinny man

He had been fucking you for over an hour, bringing you to orgasm many times before he was even close to cumming, those long sessions of edging himself had worked on building up his stamina

"E-Ed's... Please just... Just cum already I-I can't take any-more..." You said in between moans and gasps as his huge dick rammed into you

His 8 inches of pure cock had been slamming into your g spot since he entered you and you were seeing stars as he kept on pumping inside you, eyes rolled back as you held onto the bed and his forearm for dear life

"Oh, come on baby, you can give me one more can you? Come on, gimme just one more and I'll let you have my cum, m'kay?"

You nodded rapidly, wanting to do anything just for him to finish and have a rest, of course, you did want to cum just one more time and if he was hurting you he would stop immediately, but you wanted this (slut)

His thumb played with your clit as his right hand held your leg over his shoulder, your other leg spread wide open as your pussy kept on being abused and all puffy for him

"Mmm yeah baby, cum again, please cum again" he begged you sweetly, nearing his edge

"C-cumming!"

And that's when you felt it...

He had closed his eyes as he sloppily thrusted into you, his hips stuttering as he finally came to a stop, occasionally thrusting into you again, and then the warm feeling of his cum embraced you, but you felt it twice as much

"Eddie? Are you still cumming?"

From his face you could tell he was, he looked in heaven, blissed the hell out, eyes hazy and glossed over, mouth parted and nose flaring as he kept on cumming, again, and again, and again, deep, deep inside your pussy, reaching your womb and even your cervix

"Aaah... J-just... A little mmmhm more..."

He thrusted into you again, wanting more friction to finish pumping you full, the warmth was running down your ass crack and onto the bed, but you were still as full

"How much do you-?"

"Shhh, just lemme finish babe, I-I'll... I'll clean us up when I'm... Mmhmm done" his eyes rolled back as he kept on shooting cum into you

"Mmmkay hun" you said in a lazy moan

4 more minutes went by and Eddie finally finished cumming, you felt your stomach harden and then deflate a little when he pulled out and all his cum came flooding out and ruining the bed, not your favorite sheets anyway...

"Damnit Eddie, is this normal?"

"I dunno baby, I just know it happens all the time"

You think you fell more in love with him, and now you needed more of his excessive cum...

[archangeldyke-all]

read and sevs reaction to lil fuckers labor 🤚🏻🤚🏻😭

HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH

men and minors dni

"BABYYYY!"

you shoot up from the couch, running into the bedroom, your heart in your throat as your mind conjures up images of sevika in pain. "what? what's going on?" you ask as you enter the room.

sevika's scrambling around the room like a wild animal, her eyes panicked. at the sight of you, she blinks, then a giant grin spreads across her face. "it's happening." she says.

you blink. "what's happening? a fire!?"

"no, baby, it's happening!" she says, reaching forward to grab your shoulders and shake you a bit.

you blink at your wife in confusion. she snorts, kisses your nose, and returns to her manic scrambling, throwing random clothes and supplies on the bed.

"sevika... are you having a stroke?" you ask.

she cackles a little hysterically, then looks at you. "smooches just called, my love. little fucker's water broke."

you gasp. sevika giggles again. "you mean...?"

"our baby's having a baby, baby." sevika finishes for you, nodding rapidly.

you burst into action beside your wife, running to your closet to find a duffel bag to carry all your belongings.

thirty minutes later, you and sevika are in the labor and delivery wing of the local hospital, waiting nervously in the lobby.

smooches finds you with a tired, proud smile on her face.

you swarm her the second you see her.

"is everything okay?"

"is she alright?"

"how are you doing, honey?"

"how far along is she?"

smooches laughs and holds up a hand to cut off you and sevika's barrage of questions. "she's alright. doctors say it'll be a few more hours 'til fucker junior joins the world. got 'er hooked up to a bunch of drugs, she's happy as a clam. i'm okay. just... i dunno. excited? nervous? feel like i might throw up at any moment but... in a good way?"

sevika snorts and ruffles smooches' hair. "i felt the same way when this one went into labor. you'll get used to it."

"it doesn't go away?" smooches asks.

sevika cackles. "oh, honey, that's the feeling of being a parent. it never goes away."

smooches snorts. you reach out and grab her hand. "did you tell your dads?"

she nods. "they're on the way."

"tell 'em to bring a pack of cards. me 'n your pa got a game of poker we gotta pick back up."

smooches laughs and shakes her head at sevika. "alright. are you gonna be okay out here? you can wait at home, y'know."

"please. our baby's having a baby. you're lucky we're not in that room right beside you." you say. smooches laughs, then leans forward to kiss both your cheeks.

"alright. thanks for comin' out moms. i should get back in there... i guess i'll see you when i'm a mom." she says with a shy smile.

your heart bursts, and you squeal as you and sevika hug smooches in for a tight hug.

smooches dads find you an hour later. the four of you camp out in the waiting room, passing around magazines, playing cards, sharing pictures of your daughters when they were young. at one point, while sevika's playing poker with one dad, the other nudges you.

"did you tell your other kids yet?"

you giggle. "little fucker made us promise not to tell 'em until the baby's actually here. apparently, she didn't want to crowd up the hospital with her big ass family. considerate little shit. i love her so much."

he laughs and hands you a tissue as you start to tear up. "it's hard to believe we're old enough to be grandparents, huh?" he asks. you laugh and nod as you blow your snot into the tissue.

"i swear, just yesterday i was in this very hospital givin' birth to the kid myself."

"mmm. then five years later i was here pushin' out the twins." sevika mutters.

time passes agonizingly slow. occasionally, smooches will come out to the waiting room to give you all updates. you sleep on sevika's shoulder, then she sleeps on yours. you do laps around the hospital, trying to burn away some of your nervous energy. sevika even bums a smoke off a nurse, breaking her twentyfive year streak without; trying to calm her nerves.

you giggle as you join her in the parking lot, watching her try and fail to take any real hits off the cig.

"you're horrible at smoking now." you tease. sevika glares at you, then bursts into a round of coughs.

"i used to be so much cooler than this."

"you're gettin' old, granny." you tease again. sevika flicks the mostly unsmoked cigarette away and pulls you in for a kiss.

you spend an eternity in the little waiting room, waiting for your baby to have her baby. and then, at three in the morning...

"wake up, ma." smooches whispers, shaking your shoulder. you snort awake, elbowing sevika and kicking mr. and mr. smooches awake.

"what-- what's going on?" you ask, rubbing your eyes and blinking up at your daughter in law. she grins.

"c'mon." she says simply, nodding her head to the long, winding hall of rooms.

the four of you practically sprint to the delivery room, chattering and whispering nervously. sevika nudges you. "you think the kids'll be awake to get a message right now?"

you laugh. "wait 'til the morning to tell the family group chat. i'm sure the new mommies will want some proper sleep before introducing baby to all her aunts."

"and uncle!" mr. smooches reminds you of ekko. sevika snorts.

"nah, he's used to bein' grouped in with our girls by now, isn't he love?"

you don't answer, because you've finally reached the room.

your heart swells at the sight of your daughter, exhausted, sweaty, and smiling bigger than she ever has in her entire life.

mr. and mr. smooches swarm their daughter and the little crib in the corner of the room, but you and sevika make a pit stop before seeing your grand baby.

you both practically crawl into little fucker's hospital bed beside her as you shower her with kisses. sevika bursts into tears the second she hugs her daughter. you aren't far behind.

"are you okay, my baby girl?" sevika asks with a wobbly voice.

little fucker laughs. "hi mommies. i'm okay."

"oh, honey, you look so fucking beautiful." you coo, cupping her face in your hands. she laughs.

"do i? smooches says i look like a wild animal."

you kiss her sweaty forehead. "a bit." you tease.

"or like you got in a fight with one." sevika adds on, laughing through her tears.

your daughter laughs, and your heart sings.

she's okay. she's okay and healthy and she's a mom now.

"she was a stubborn little shit. didn't wanna come out. i get now why you gave me and the twins such unflattering nicknames. kids are fucking assholes." little fucker says.

you and sevika cackle, peppering your eldest daughter with kisses. "y'know we call you little fucker out of love, right?" sevika asks. little fucker snorts and nods.

"of course. smooches has already nicknamed babygirl 'fucker junior.'"

smooches appears at the bedside, a little bundle of baby wrapped up in her arms. "you wanna meet your grandmas?" she coos down at the baby.

tears well up in your eyes as little fucker reaches out and grabs her kid, pulling her to her chest. sevika's muffling her sobs with the back of her hand. and then you both burst into laughter at the sight of your granddaughter's face.

"janna, sev, how fuckin' strong are your genes?" you cackle.

the beautiful baby girl looks exactly like your wife, just like her mama and her twin aunties. "you're only a quarter of her genetic makeup! how is this possible!" you laugh in admiration.

"what's her name?" sevika asks, hearts in her eyes as she peers down at her fourth mini-me in the family.

"well, fucker junior here came before we could settle on a name, but once i saw her... she just looked so much like you mommy... so... we decided on ximena."

you sob, kissing little fucker's scalp, and sevika blinks at your daughter in shock.

"y-you mean...?"

"like your mom, right?" smooches asks, rubbing sevika's back.

sevika blinks, a tear running down her cheeks, and then she lets out a loud, shaky sigh. you grab her hand, and she launches herself across the bed to kiss you, squishing your daughter and granddaughter between the pair of you.

little fucker bursts into laughter, and baby ximena babbles. when sevika pulls away, she shoots down to kiss little fucker's head.

"is that okay? i know you don't talk about her much but--"

"it's the best fucking thing i've ever heard in my whole life, shut the fuck up." sevika sobs.

the room bursts into laughter, and sevika carefully grabs the baby, staring down at her with stars in her eyes.

"hi ximena. beautiful baby girl. you gave my baby a real hard time gettin' here but... fuck you're fuckin' perfect, aren't you? can't even blame you when you're so fuckin' sweet."

it's a beautiful moment, one that you're certain will stick with you until the day you die.

and then baby ximena farts, and the room bursts into laughter again.

kofi

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[strangersteddierthings]

Platonic Stobin bodyswap AU idea I'll never write. This has been in my drafts for over a year (since July 2023 per the timestamp)

Post season 3; During the season 3 bathroom confession scene Robin came out to Steve, and Steve came out to her. She knows he's bi, and she's the only one who knows. Swap starts off slowly for Steve and Robin. Little moments of vertigo where the world doesn't look right for a few seconds, that progresses to black out periods of time spanning 5-15 minutes. It's them switching bodies but it's so traumatizing (they are FREAKING out) that they don't remember it. So, it's like they're just losing moments in time, which still freaks them out.

Then one day they wake up and they're... each other. And they just don't go back.

And Steve can't really pass as Robin to her parents but thankfully they just blame it on 'moody teenage angst' and "you can talk to us about anything babygirl we love you so much and we're here when you need us." Which. Yeah, Steve cries about. But it also comes with the side of GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HAVE TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN??? I CAN'T PLAY THE TRUMPET ROBIN YOU HAVE TO DROP OUT OF BAND

And Robin also cannot pass as Steve at first, but she gets to see how that matters exactly 0% because the Harrington's don't even notice. They also aren't around near as much as Steve makes them out to be. But she does get to enjoy the freedom of a legal drivers license and no job currently. HOWEVER she has walked Steve's pretty face into several doors/poles/walls because cute girls keep looking at her with hunger in their eyes and she doesn't know how to handle this.

(It makes more girls interested in a suddenly shy, stumbling, nervous Steve because those girls think they're the reason Confident Sex God Steve turns into a mess but really it's just Robin not knowing how to exist in a world where woman want her and fish fear her (sorry bad joke))

Anyway, queue shenanigannary for a bit. Steve encourages Robin to go on dates because why not get some practice in while they wait to swap back again? (he's holding out hope)

Do they have the awkward discussion of 'what are the limits to what I'm allowed to do in your body????? I dunno yet.

Anyway, Robin goes on dates. ((Does she end up going on a date with Vickie? Canonically Vickie's got no problem dating older boys? How to solve this plot line for when(if?) they switch back bodies? IDK dudes, that's Future Jess's issue.))

At some point, the gang finds out. Probably Dustin realizing Steve isn't as Steve-like as usual. He'd sniff out something was wrong with his brother for sure.

But then season 4 starts. Robin taught Steve how to play the trumpet back in August/Sept and it's then they realize that they kind of share their knowledge? Like... Steve picks up how to play the trumpet EASY. At first they think it's just Robin's body using muscle memory but then Robin realizes she knows things only Steve should.

Anyway, Steve is in band with Vickie the night of the Championshipgame, chatting easily while also trying to hint that 'Hey, I think Steve Harrington is checking you out???" while trying to tell Robin with telepathy (that they don't have... yet? Decide if they end up with telepathy later) to try and subtly check out Vickie. But neither girl is subtle so they both just whip around to stare at each other and Steve is facepalming.

NO WAIT. DO I MAKE CHANGES TO THE NARRATIVE BECAUSE IF STEVE IS IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN, THERE IS NO WAY HE'D LET DUSTIN AND MIKE SKIP OUT ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. Maybe??? Will decide on this point later. Until then, above points stay.

Anyway, Chrissy still dies (sorry) and Eddie's still on the run, but like this time in the boathouse, Robin invites Eddie to stay at 'his' big empty house 'cause the parents are gone and Robin has no hangups about Eddie like Steve did in canon (he is the first person we hear call Eddie The Freak).

The end point here is that Robin, Steve, and Eddie spend A LOT of time together at Steve's house and then the angst falls in because Steve starts to fall in love with Eddie.

So, he has a breakdown in a bathroom with Robin about it, all sad and crying like "I really fuckin' like him Robs, but I can't- there- we can't-"

"I need you to take a breath and tell me what the issue is," Robin says.

"I like him Robs, but this is your body. I can't take things from you. Like your first kiss. And I certainly can't- I won't put your body through... you know. I can't do that to you."

And it takes Robin a moment to process what he means. Romantic entanglements that Steve might want to have would have to happen with her body. And maybe Robin isn't sure what to say/do because the thought of a guy and his dick anywhere near her body immediately freaks her out but... she's not in her body. She's in Steves, and has been doing things with girls in it. It never occurred to her that Steve might want to get hot and heavy with a guy in her body and maybe she's got something to unpack there???

Anyway, no time to worry about that. Vecna's gonna kill Max so they gotta go. Also, Eddie does NOT know about the body swap.

She does tell Steve to kiss Eddie, though, in the end. When they're not sure they'll live. So, Eddie calls out to Steve. "Make him pay." So, to Eddie, it looks like Steve gives him a nod and it's Robin who marches up, grabs his face, and plants one on him. Robin(Steve) doesn't stick around long enough for Eddie to kiss back (Steve wants him to because he wants a proper kiss from Eddie, but he also doesn't want him to because Eddie thinks he's kissing Robin and if he kisses back it means he likes Robin, not Steve, so Steve doesn't lock lips long enough find out).

Something something they all survive and then Eddie, hopped up on pain meds in the hospital, demands to speak to Robin. So, Steve slinks in, afraid of what's going to happen, and Eddie's like 'Robin. I appreciate that you like me but you are unfortunately a girl and I am not into that.' And Steve is like!!! my time!! It's come!!! I HAVE to get back to my body.

And then at some point they switch back. Maybe El doing some mind fuckery? Idk.

And for fun, here's the beginning of the fic that idea written out:

"Whoa," Steve blinks rapidly as the world tilts and shifts. It's very sudden, and over just as quickly as it started, but it still leaves Steve unanchored for a moment. It was probably brought on by the concussion he's been nursing these last two days, since the whole Starcourt shit. He leans sideways to try and use the wall as an anchor until everything feel right again.

He should, probably, be more concerned about this because this has been like, the fourth time this has happened and when he told Robin about it, she confessed it was happening to her, too. That Owens guy had told them there could be unknown side effects to whatever the fuck they'd been injected with and this might just be part of that. It'll fade, Steve's sure, as the days go on. Never mind that it has been happening more lately. It's going to fade. It has to.

Except, it doesn't. The sensation of be unanchored gets worse, and now it comes accompanied with loss of time. Steve will feel the tilt and shift while standing in the doorway to his room and the next thing he knows he's got a hand on his front door, keys in his hand, and doesn't know where he was trying to go.

Ring Ring

Steve shakes his head, shakes away the feeling of wrongness and goes to answer the phone. "Harrington residence, Steve speaking."

"Steve! Steve, it's getting worse!" Robin's voice sobs at him from the other end of the phone. "I-I was in the kitchen and then I was, like, huddled in the bathroom and I don't remember going there."

"Fuck, me too. I just came to standing at my front door, about to leave but I don't remember getting there, or where I was planning to go," Steve confesses back. It's strange, how easily Robin has become a part of his life. He was expecting her to not want to be withing five miles of him ever again, after what he got her dragged into, but it seems Robin isn't scared away. Perhaps it's just that he's the only other person she knows who went through Russian torture. Even if that is the case, Steve'll take it. He likes Robin a lot.

"Should we... call Dr. Owens?" Robin sounds so small when she asks.

"I don't want to," Steve confesses but doesn't elaborate. Calling Dr. Owens means admitting that something is wrong wrong. Steve doesn't want anything to be that wrong. He wants to get back to his life. He's got to get back to job searching, too, and Dr. Owens might deny him that.

[reverie-starlight]

fluffy hawks drabble-turned-mini-fic because i love him. if you think the feather necklace trope is overused, this is probably not the place for you. also important to note: let’s say for the sake of my sanity that this takes place before seasons 5/6, okay? I know what's up in the manga, I'm just ignoring it to be happy :)

fem!reader, no physical descriptions aside from wearing dresses + enjoying it and reader could be perceived as chubby, but no explicit mentions of body type!! shopping for clothes is just hard and it’s briefly reflected on in this. lots of soft fluff. pet names (baby, sweetheart, pretty girl, etc) I just got a bunch of cute dresses and now I'm gonna make it hawks' problem. this is like. disgustingly soft and so incredibly self indulgent avert your eyes. please. very smiley and giggly. a bit suggestive at the end bc I have no self-control.

soft laughter and the sound of rustling sheets were the only noises heard in your shared bedroom that afternoon. surprisingly enough for both of you, keigo had finished his patrol early and caught you on the way up to your apartment. almost immediately after walking in and getting your shoes and coats off, he had grabbed you and sped off to your room, dropping you on the bed and launching an attack.

you were both so happy to have some extra time together that it boosted your energy immensely, resulting in a impromptu play fight. it wasn't very often that you got to be so playful anymore with things picking up for him at work. you were both still young, so when you got the chance to act like it, you definitely took it.

"keigo!" you shrieked as he pressed a slew of quick, light kisses over your face and down your neck. a ticklish sensation was left in their wake, even more so because of his facial hair. he just chuckled and rubbed his face against your skin to draw out more laughter. feathers flew around and brushed against your cheeks and other places he couldn't focus his attention on.

his arms were wrapped tightly around your waist to limit your movements, but you still squirmed around to try and get the upper hand. eventually, after a few more kisses to your chest and stomach, he loosened his grip to give you a fighting chance and you flipped on top of him, making sure not to hurt his wings, which ruffled in excitement.

"so what are you gonna do with me now, sweetheart?" he grinned up at you, eyes positively glowing with mirth.

you felt your own gaze go soft and cupped his face with your hands, rubbing your thumbs over the apples of his cheeks. "I dunno," you murmured, keeping your voice low in volume and sweet in its delivery.

your eyes wandered over his features, admiring him in the golden rays of sun coming from your window. "you're so pretty, keigo..."

he went a little red but smiled softly. "that's my line, angel," and then he leaned up to steal another kiss from you.

eventually you both settled down, laying in bed together and talking about your days. keigo told you about having to chase down a bank robber and some purse snatchers, and how a little old lady asked for help getting her cat down from a tree. you snickered at the thought.

the atmosphere turned serene as you both laid there. you were close enough that your breaths mixed and your foreheads touched, his hands absentmindedly running over your soft skin and the curves of your body. "so how was your day?" he whispered.

"it was okay. I had a shorter day at work, so I went shopping and I got some new clothes..." you sat up and walked over to where the bags were discarded before he tossed you on the bed. "want to see them?"

he whined a little when you walked away but quickly sat up as well, nodding his head at the second part. "I'd never pass up the chance to see you trying on clothes, baby, who exactly do you take me for?"

you smiled and shook your head fondly. "alright, alright. sit tight, I'll be back," you said and headed to the connecting bathroom, ignoring his grumbling about how you were depriving him of getting to see the best part.

and when you came back out, in a pretty little sundress, twirling so he could get the full effect, he stared at you in awe.

he knew from past shopping trips and many teary conversations with you that finding clothes you actually felt confident in could be… difficult. of course he thought you looked amazing in everything, and if he had it his way, he’d buy every single outfit you even glanced at, but there was just something so alluring about seeing you happy and proud in clothes you felt good in.

“such a pretty girl…” he murmured to no one in particular. it looked a bit like he was in a trance as he took in your figure. attempting to hold back a shy smile from forming at his words, you looked down at the ground to keep yourself from getting too flustered.

he grinned and held his hand out for you once your eyes met his again. taking it, he gently pulled you towards him to stand in between his legs and rested his chin on your sternum, not once breaking eye contact. his hands moved to toy with the hem of your dress.

“I mean it, you’re absolutely stunning. the prettiest girl I’ve ever laid eyes on... my pretty girl.”

you couldn’t hold back your smile this time and he adored the way your lips curled upwards, how your eyes flitted around the room, staring at anything but him, clearly affected by his words.

he sent a feather out to tilt your chin back towards him and he was suddenly reminded of something.

“ah right- I have something for you,” he dug something out of his pocket and proudly presented you with what looked like a thin brown faux leather string…

with a bright red feather attached to it.

you gasped and took the item into your hands, closely inspecting it. you treated it with the utmost care, as if it were your most prized possession. it very well might’ve been.

the string had a clasp at the back to make it easier to put on and remove, and it looped around the... stem? bone? (you made a mental note to clarify with keigo later) of the feather multiple times. it was secured with a thin silver wire to ensure it wouldn’t slip out before the rope continued on to the other end of the hook.

he actually had one of his feathers turned into a necklace for you.

“keigo, I… this is incredible, oh my goodness!” you beamed at him and leaned down to properly hug him.

he was incredibly perceptive. of course he knew that all those times you had jokingly asked him about keeping one of his feathers with you were actually silent requests. even if you’d never outright ask him, he could tell you longed to have a piece of him with you. especially when he had to wipe your tears before a long mission and you stared longingly at his wings. he took pride in the fact that you found comfort in them.

who was he to deny the love of his life? what’s one feather from his arsenal gone, anyway? it was going towards the cause of making you happy, and most importantly, there was the added bonus of keeping you safe.

“here, let me put it on for you,” he said, gesturing for you to sit on his lap and hand him the necklace.

you got settled and he happily clasped the ends of the string together at the back of your neck. the bottom of the feather rested just above the neckline of your dress and you touched it gingerly.

as soon as it rested against your skin, he took control of it and ran it across your cheek, making you giggle and pull away a bit.

“thank you, keigo, I love it.” you turned around on his lap to face him and pressed your lips against his.

he hummed into the kiss and pulled away with a sly smile. “of course, baby. besides,” he toyed with one of the straps on your shoulder. “it goes with your new dress, don’t you think?”

you put your arms around his shoulders, gently stroking the arches of his wings and nodded in agreement. he placed his hands on the tops of your thighs and gently squeezed. “wanna see if it goes with my other dresses, too?”

“oh, absolutely. but..." he shifted a bit and pulled you closer, so that you were fully pressed against him. "I don't think I've appreciated this one enough... what do you think?" he slowly trailed his eyes up from your legs to meet yours.

you tilted your neck forward to rest your forehead against his. "I think that you'll find some of the other things I bought more interesting than a sundress, keigo."

his sly smile turned into something more eager and you laughed when he dramatically flopped backwards on the bed with a groan. "you're too good for me, angel, seriously. what did I ever do to deserve you?"

you offered him a shrug and a tiny smile of your own. "exist."

his eyes widened a fraction and you could tell that your words deeply affected him from the way they welled up. he cleared his throat to cover up any emotion in his voice and sat up again to cup your cheek, murmuring "sweet girl, you'd better hurry up and try on those other dresses, because if you're not off my lap in three seconds, I'm gonna pounce, and we're not leaving this room 'til we're both spent."

butterflies erupted within you and he watched fondly as you gasped and ran off to keep your little fashion show up and running.

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BONUS:

the following days after receiving his gift were... not surprising in the slightest.

you always knew when keigo was taking a break or in his office doing paperwork because he took every opportunity to bug you with his (your) feather.

every. single. one.

and you also knew before he even had the necklace made that if he were to ever give you one, this would likely happen. he was a menace, after all. part of his charm, he always said.

at first it was a bit embarrassing having to fight with a feather in front of your coworkers (who weren't aware you were dating a pro hero, so they probably thought you were some fangirl who bought faulty, cheap merch of his), but it very quickly became endearing.

cause yeah, if he knew you were going to be around people he'd make life difficult for you and then take all of your whines and complaints with a mischievous grin when he walked through the door, clearly lying when he said he'd take it down a notch.

but when he knew you were alone? or having a particularly stressful day? all you had to do was lightly tug on the necklace. upon your signal, he'd immediately take control of the feather and bring it up to caress your cheek, run along your neck or tap your nose.

honestly, you wouldn't have it any other way. you adored his playful side, and he knew he could get away with most things via feather necklace. even if it was only because you were too flustered to scold him for anything anymore by time he got back. complaints soon turned into requests for cuddles and wanting to return all the affection you received.

the feather necklace was a gift for you, sure, but it definitely benefitted him as well.

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I edited this super quickly, so apologies if there's any mistakes! I'll find them eventually when I look back at this fic and end up contemplating my choices to post without properly editing :')

hope you enjoyed!! <3

[hotluncheddie]

💕🪱Wiggly Wednesday🪱💕

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I’ve had these worm thoughts for a while but I dunno if I'll turn it into anything. Think bc of the nuance that I would need to put in it. <|:3

But basically! I’m thinking about autistic Steve again. My lovely lovely high masking autistic Steve. Who struggles to ask for help and struggles with how much he’s allowed to share, struggles to look after himself and is still learning about his needs and his desires.

Thinking about how he’s so good at following rules, because most of the time that genuinely makes the most sense to him. It’s how he navigates the world, how he’s built his mask and scripts. How he’s kept his secrets, kept himself safe.

As long as he’s not effecting anyone else, he doesn’t need them knowing the rules he’s made, the ones he breaks and why - what that might mean. So it can be to his detriment, it can be to people please, it can be a way for him to ignore himself. But they’re also a part of him, an important part; they're all he’s ever known.

But what makes it complicated is thinking about all of that, in the context of navigating a d/s dynamic. With Eddie and him exploring that part of their sex life a little.

Because, thing is, Eddie knows how good Steve is at following rules, how willing and eager he is to be good. But Eddie’s doesn’t want to hurt him. So they would both have a lot to learn, about each other, and about communicating.

- So maybe it starts as:

‘What do you think baby? Would that be hot, you’re not allowed to cum unless it’s with my permission?’ Eddie asks, kissing over Steve’s stomach, looking up at him all sprawled out and cozy on his bed.

Steve traces the line of Eddie’s nose, lips pouting in thought. ‘Like we did the other day?’

‘Kind of, but more like, when I’m not there too. You have to wait until the next time you see me.’

Steve liked what they did the other night, Eddie going slow, teasing him a little. Telling him when to touch and when to stop and when to finish is a slow syrupy haze.

But, if Eddie’s not there. He usually likes to touch himself before bed, to help him sleep. Pretty much every night. Like, like a routine…

(And that’s the thing. Working through Steve asking for things he needs, understanding that some changes could be for his benefit. Never meant to be to his detriment. What that means for his masks and scripts and taking real care of himself. To let Eddie into the world of his rules and maybe let him make some of his own - that requires a lot of honesty, and that's scary.)

- And so maybe there's a bit of angst, some hard talks and hard truths, but then maybe it shifts into something with a bit of comfort, like:

‘How about this, we can try rules, but things that are about taking care of yourself, and we don’t have to do punishments. It’s more, like, I want you to tell me when you’re struggling Stevie, and maybe this will be something that can help.’ Eddie says, pulling Steve’s hand into his lap, connecting them.

‘You like how showering feels right? You said it makes you feel good?' Eddie waits for Steve's nod. 'Ok, so I want you to shower for me, each night, it can be quick and the same as your always do it, same with your hair.’ Eddie continues, tucking a lock behind Steve’s ear. Steve curls toward him, pulling his knees up to his chest and resting his head in Eddie’s shoulder. Not looking, but listening.

‘And it might help, you know, if you think you can’t do it but remember that Daddy’s rooting for you, yeah?’ Eddie drops his voice, speaking softly into Steve ear. ‘Daddy knows his baby likes to shower and brush his teeth before bed so that’s what I want baby to do okay?’ Eddie asks, smile blooming sweet and cocky on his face as Steve squirms, shifting himself closer, throwing a thigh over Eddie’s and seating himself in his lap. That word always makes Steve feel a little crazy. Makes him feel gooey and loved.

‘But, and this is the important part baby, if you can’t, if it’s too hard, I want you to call me okay?’ Eddie asks, linking their fingers again and looking Steve in the face, waiting for his small nod.

‘And you don’t have to use that word when you call, if you just want to call me Eddie, that’s perfect too. Or if you call and say it’s a bad night and can’t get any more words out that’s fine. I just need you to call me yeah? That’s your rule. Okay Stevie?’ Eddie finishes, shaking their joined hands and smiling when Steve gets out a little ‘okay’, looking Eddie in the eyes for a flash, smiling, leaning into Eddie’s arms, moving closer for a kiss, and another, and another.

yeah! Just ideas!! Maybe I’ll write it all down one day, but maybe not. Hehehe.

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[jadebat7]

"it feels so scary getting old"

childhood friend!kuroo x reader

summary: a late night talk with tetsurou <3

The cold, fall air blew across your face making you shiver. Leaves below rustled, making a small leaf-nado. You watched as the dead leaves danced around together in syncopated rhythm, wild and unruly.

You were sat on the roof, one ear bud in your ear, listening to a playlist you made. Your knees brought to your chest as you leaned against the outer wall.

Soon enough, the leaves fell and it was silent, except for the quiet music in your left ear.

Tetsurou was in his bedroom, working on some random homework. He often stayed up late. Too late. Balancing volleyball and school was hard.

He opened the window, hoping some fresh air would help him think better. As he opened the curtains, he saw you. He wasn't shocked. The roof was where you went when the confinement of your house was too much. The roof was your freedom.

Glancing at his homework, then at you, then at the homework again, he sighed. He opened the window, crawling out like so many times before.

"Tetsurou, are you sure? What if we get hurt! Or what if my mom finds out I was out here past my bedtime!" You looked at him, your ladybug raincoat on. It wasn't raining, you just liked the coat.

He smiled his usual toothy smile, his eyes gleaming. "It'll be okay! C'mon, just sit on the back"

Climbing onto his crappy bike he built with his dad, 8 year old Testurou coaxed you to sit on the back. He was always so convincing.

Looking back, he smiled at the memory. He opened the gate connecting your yard to his, and climbing onto your roof. It wasn't that high up, so it wasn't too hard.

You heard the familiar climbing, smiling as you looked over and saw his eyes peaking over the edge. You took out your lone ear bud and put it back in its case.

He sat next to you, "Late night?"

You nodded, "Mom and dad keep talking to me about college, trying to pressure me to do something good, reliable, like a doctor or whatever"

A small smile formed on his face, "Which you won't do because...?"

"It's just not who I want to be. I dunno, college isn't for me right now. Maybe I'll go eventually," You looked over at him before resting your head on his shoulder.

"But for now? I like it here."

He draped his arm across your shoulders, gently resting his head on yours.

"You're so cheesy," he teased

You scoffed, "I'm cheesy? I've heard the speeches you give your team"

He laughed, "That's true."

The stars were bright tonight, the moon was full, casting a cool glow on the twos face. You sighed, indulging in the sweet, gentle moment.

"I'm gonna miss you, y'know? When you go and move and become someone great"

"Someone great? Am I not already amazing?"

You pushed his chest softly, playfully, teasing. Smiling, you looked at him. Your head now rested on your knees, your arms wrapped around your legs.

"You're ruining the moment, asshole"

"Sorry, sorry-" He smiled, but it quickly faded. He was growing up. You were growing up.

When he looked at you, he still saw the little kid he met when he moved in next door. You were so shy, hiding behind your mom's leg,

"This is y/n" Your mom looked down at you, a hand resting in your hair. You were hidden behind her leg, barely peaking out as you gripped her pant leg.

Tetsurou's dad smiled, "This is Tetsu-" Before he could finish, Tetsurou walked up to you, a smile on his face. He was missing a tooth, and he had some dirt on his cheek. How'd that get there?

"I'm Tetsurou! I'm 7!"

He held out a hand, waiting for you to shake it.

"I'm, y/n-" You spoke softly, hesitantly shaking his hand.

That was where it began.

He knew there would never be mudpies at the park again, or pretend rocket on the school playground, or midnight bike rides with no helmets or adults.

There would never be awkward slow dancing at the first middle school dance again, or walking to the convenience store together after school, or reading shitty poetry you both wrote in your shared emo phase.

There would never be these roof top conversations again, or you comforting him after yet another girl rejected him, or searching for you in the stands at volleyball games.

He looked at you, running a gentle hand through you hair. You looked so beautiful with the moonlight casting a soft glow on your face. He always thought you were beautiful.

"Kuroo and y/n sitting in a tree!" The kids yelled.

Tetsuro ignored them, holding your hand under the play ground.

Your tears fell onto your strawberry shortcake shirt, a frown clear on your face.

"You can go play with them, Tetsu- I'm fine"

He frowned, "But they were mean to you, and called you ugly. I don't want to play with them! They're mean,"

He sat next to you, smiling. "And you're not ugly, y/n. You're the prettiest girl in the world!"

You looked at him, sniffling. "Really?"

He nodded, "Really! And the best best friend anyone could have!"

He sighed, "I don't want to be an adult,"

As he brushed a strand of hair out of your face, he moved closer to you. A microscopic, tiny, barely noticeable change.

"How am I supposed to get my y/n fix everyday?"

You laughed, "I am pretty great"

"Did you know that the longer I go without you, 10 years are taken off my life?"

"Oh really? I guess I can't be gone too long," You teased, gently pushing him with your shoulder.

Silence, again. It was comfortable, of course. A woosh of wind broke the silence, messing up the leaves again.

"I'm not playing volleyball in college," He spoke, breaking the silence.

You sat up, looking at him. "Tetsurou- You can't! You're so good, and it's, like, your life! I mean, when I think of-"

He cut you off, "I'm still going to be working around volleyball, I just won't be playing."

There was his stupid smile again. Stupid. Of course, you grew to love that shit eating grin. But you could still see a slight sadness behind his eyes.

"This is what I want. I want to make volleyball more accessible, and fun. That's were my real passion lays anyway."

You nodded, "I'm happy for you. Really."

"Thank you."

The roof creaked, it always did when it was so windy like this. Your eyes traced over his face once again.

"Remember middle school? When we used to sit up here all night and listen to music?"

He smiled, "Of course. Then your mom would find us and think we were making out"

You laughed at the memory, although there was a smidgen of truth.

"I love this song" He put down his phone, turning up the volume a bit.

It was warm, the sun had just set and there was still a barely noticeable rim of yellow at the bottom of the sky. It was summer break, and so far you had gone swimming, and biked around the neighborhood, and made crappy ice cream. All with Tetsurou.

"Y/n?"

When did he get so close? And when did the song change?

You looked at him, the moon illuminating his face. Was he kind of... good looking? You never though about him like that but maybe...

Your eyes flicker to his lips, then back at his eyes. He noticed, of course. You weren't exactly sneaky. That stupid grin formed on his face once again and he slowly leaned in to-

"Y/n! Tetsurou! Get down, you'll get hurt!"

You laughed to yourself, before shaking your head.

"Y/n?"

"Hm?"

"If we're not married to anyone by the time we're 25, will you marry me?"

You rolled your eyes at the question, before nodding. "Of course I'll marry you, Tetsurou."

He smiled, "Guess I'm a single man til then"

"Whatever you say, Tetsu"

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[cyber-tiny]

Feral

Pairing: Will Ramos x reader

Word Count: 2.2k

Disclaimer: This is just a work of fiction. If you feel some type of way about it please please just don’t read <3

Warnings: 18+ SMUT; MDNI; Porn without plot; oral (female receiving); face sitting; face riding; dirty talk; pussy!drunk Will; squirting; petnames (princess, baby, doll)

This is inspired by @cowpokeomens and their pussy-drunk-Will blurbs. We all know what this man can do with his tongue and no one can convince me he doesn’t absolutely go feral when he’s going down on you. Enjoy!

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It was 01:42 a.m. and you were walking the short distance between the taxi and your building's front door, arms wrapped around yourself as you tried to shield your body from the cold night air. Your heels clacked as you took quick steps on the sidewalk, struggling to find your key in your purse.

Once you felt the cold keys and pulled them out you turned around and waved goodbye at your friends as they drove off in the taxi. You had met them earlier that day to have a girls' night out to celebrate one of their birthdays.

It took you two tries to open the door as you were slightly tipsy, the last drink that you had about two hours ago still lingering slightly in your system. You had had so much fun hanging out with your friends after a while, but you would be lying if you weren't happy to be back home to Will.

You felt instantly warmer as the main door closed behind you. You hurried to the elevator and then to the front door of the apartment both of you shared, trying to open the door quietly in case Will was already asleep. Carefully, you made your way into the apartment, the lights in the living room off. From the front door you could see the dim lights coming out of Will's studio, indicating to you that he was still awake.

You made your way to the room and knocked slightly on the semi-open door as to not startle Will who was on his gaming PC, taking small breaks in between shooting in the video game to pet the cat that was curled up in his lap with one hand.

At the sound of the knocking, he turned around, smiling as he saw you leaning against the door frame. His pretty face was softly illuminated by the screen and his pretty brown eyes slightly sleepy.

"Hi..." you made your way into the room, leaning down to kiss him.

""Hi babe... Why are you home so early?" He asked, returning his attention to the screen as he was playing online. You pouted slightly at the lack of attention, choosing to lean against the back of the chair, one hand on each of his shoulders as you watched him play.

"Dunno... I just really wanted to come back home to you. It was a lot of fun though" You smiled, starting to massage his shoulders slightly, feeling him relax under you.

"That's good to hear princess" He smiled, giving you a quick glance before turning to look at the screen again. You looked beautiful in that outfit and he was doing his best to finish the round asap so he could peel it off of you.

As if you had read his mind, you slowly lowered your lips to his neck leaving small kisses and inhaling his intoxicating perfume. The slight tipsiness was making you incredibly horny and your boyfriend just happened to be wearing those grey sweatpants that made your knees go weak.

He sighed in response, licking his lips and tilting his head to the side to give you better access to his neck.

"Can we go to bed? I need you ..." You said against his skin as you continued covering his neck in kisses, feeling his Adam’s apple bob up and down as he swallowed a soft groan.

"I'm in the middle of a round princess... Can you wait a little bit? I promise I'll be done in no time" He answered, tempted to leave the game but not wanting to ruin the round for the rest of his friends in the lobby. Plus he knew you would be patient for him, always so eager to please him.

This is why when you protested slightly he raised one eyebrow at you, wondering where this bratty behavior was coming from.

"But I need you so badly" you complained, leaving a soft bite on his neck, causing him to miss one of his shots in the videogame. The way you affected him was inexplicable, your body igniting something in him that he never thought possible. But he loved seeing you desperate a little too much, which gave him the strength he needed not to cave into your pretty moans.

"I promise I will be done soon okay doll? Now be a good girl and wait for me in bed" He said, connecting his eyes to yours, taking in your pretty pouty lips as you relented, making your way to the door. "Naked", he added, the words sending a shock straight to your chore.

You walked to the room, your steps accelerating without you noticing. Your entire body was on fire just at the thought of his touch. That is how badly this man affected you. You sat down clumsily on the bed and took off your heels after which you stood up and wiggled out of your dress.

You climbed up the bed and sat as you leaned on the headboard. You took off your underwear tossing it towards the floor and covered yourself with the blankets. Minute after minute went by torturously slow as you bit your finger, body still trembling with anticipation.

Eight long minutes passed painfully slowly as you ran every steamy scenario of the things you thought he might do to you through your head. The sound of the door handle opening and the slight squeaking of the hinges made you jolt forward in excitement.

Will's slender silhouette made its way into the room, his eyes now wide awake as he licked his lips, pleased at your good behavior. "I'm sorry for keeping you waiting doll" he bent over and picked up your panties from the floor, biting his lips slightly as he felt the damp soft fabric. You blushed at his actions, thighs rubbing together in anticipation.

He brought your panties to his face and inhaled your scent deeply, the lustful action increasing the pressure you felt between your legs. “Such a patient girl for me “He let the panties drop and made his way to the bed while he took off his t-shirt. You eyed his frame hungrily as you let the blankets fall slightly, revealing your bare chest to him

He crawled up the bed caging you underneath his body and closed the distance between you, kissing you deeply and hungrily. You sighed on his lips, your hands going straight to his back, trying to pull him closer to you.

"You've been so patient baby" he said, voice deep with lust as he began attacking your neck with soft licks and kisses. "Yes..." You reply, voice shaking due to the pent-up tension in your body that begged for him to give it some form of relief.

"You must be so needy... 'gonna reward you so good baby" his lips were now toying with your nipples as his large hands played with your mounds. His promising words caused you to arch your back, pleading for more from him.

His fingers made their way down your body, drawing soft moans from your mouth as they moved towards where you needed him most. He growled deeply as his fingers softly parted your lips, now being able to feel how wet you were for me.

He wanted, no, needed to taste you so badly. "So fucking wet for me" he commented, beginning to rub you softly as he took in your reactions of bliss at finally getting some stimulation. All he wanted to do was bury his face between your thighs and take care of the pretty mess you were making for him. But even that wouldn't be enough.

"Fuck princess... Want you to sit on my face" he said, leaving a soft bite in the flesh between your ribs. You gasped at his words, eyes connecting with his to see if he meant it. And as soon as you locked eyes you knew he did. He looked at you in an almost animalistic way, hard cock straining against his sweatpants.

"Does that sound good, doll? Would you like that?" He asked, every cell of his body vibrating for you to say yes.

"yes..." You replied. That's all it took for Will to grab your waist and swap positions with you, leaving you straddling him. He moved down slightly on the bed, throwing all pillows but one down on the floor, leaving one of them under his head.

"Go on then baby. Let me make you feel good" he softly squeezed your thighs, urging you to go higher up his body. You were slightly shy, the unfamiliar position making you blush. Yet you were so wet you were practically dripping at how pretty he looked underneath you.

You hesitated a bit as you made your way up, putting one knee at each side of his face, one hand resting against the wall as you hovered over his mouth, squirming when you felt his breath reach your chore.

Will was in heaven. How had he not thought of this earlier? You gasped as you felt his hands grab at each of your thighs and his tongue dart out to give an experimental lick to your chore. You cried out softly at the feeling, grabbing onto the headboard for support.

Will wanted more. It wasn't enough to have you hover over his face. He wanted to loose himself between your legs, licking every inch of your sopping cunt. He could sense you were hesitant though, taking matters into his own hands.

"Don't get shy on me now baby" he said, voice low with lust. "Fucking" he tugged at your thighs harshly towards his face "sit".

You cried out in pleasure as he pulled you in and locked you in place with his strong arms, licking a long strip up your cunt. He moaned into it, feeling your taste overwhelm his taste buds, the vibration making you moan loudly.

He gave your cunt slow kitten licks while he couldn't help but grind his hips into the air, cock leaking precum just over giving you head.

His control didn't last long and he began eating you out like a man starved, his hands digging slightly into your thighs.

"Fuck yes! " You cried out, eyes watering as you felt his hot tongue everywhere. Will loved eating you out, knowing exactly how you liked it. The new angle, however, was sending your head spinning, your orgasm approaching you even quicker than usual.

He sucked at your clit, drawing pretty cries from your lips as you couldn't help but rock your hips slightly looking for even more contact. He took it as a sign and stuck out his tongue for you to ride. The image of him sticking his tongue out for you to use was enough to make something inside you snap, all rationality leaving your mind.

You began riding his long tongue, the slightly rough texture against your swollen clit had your eyes rolling to the back of your head.

The view Will had from in between your legs was nothing but pure eroticism. Your beautiful face contorted in pleasure as you let yourself go, fucking yourself on his tongue. He could die happy in that moment, with his face buried between your legs as you used him to her yourself off.

He did his best to apply pressure with his tongue as you grinded against it, moaning as he felt a new wave of slick drip into his mouth. The knot in your chore was tightening by the second, and when he drowned a guttural growl in your cunt, the strong vibration sent you over the edge.

Your orgasm ran you over, something snapping inside you, shaking and screaming his name as you squirted for the first time all over his face.

He was delighted, hungrily lapping up your juices as he licked you through your high. He cleaned up your messy cunt as you still felt it pulsating after the strong orgasm. He held tight onto your thighs for a couple minutes, not willing to let you go until he had licked and sucked all of your slick, getting soft cries from you at how sensitive you felt. He finally left a soft kiss on your abused clit as he released his grip on your thighs.

You slowly lifted yourself up, legs shaking, and sat down again a bit lower on his body. Your fucked out expression only increased when you were able to see his face fully again, chin glistening with your cum and pupils dilated in pure bliss.

"Holy shit..." Were the only words you could string together as your brain was still foggy from your high. You relaxed against his body, sitting on his lap while you tried to catch your breath.

You looked back  behind you as you felt slight dampness underneath you. You looked down, finding a dark spot in his sweatpants. Your eyes widened at the sight, his cock still twitching slightly after his release.

"Will, did you come in your pants?"

[roleplay-abiogenesis2]

//Okay, now that I'm a bit more relaxed again, I can share this.

I got a very sweet FFXIV themed tattoo. It is a very nice gift from my best friend and tattooist @saphies-art-station who plays and roleplays on FFXIV with me. The tattoo is a chibi depiction of our two characters sharing their Eternal Bond toasting, and it's been in the works for a while. I got it finished today.

It should be a happy day but I'm a bit down because I made the mistake of sharing this on the FFXIV subreddit first. Because I wanted to share it with people I thought loved the game like me and would celebrate my appreciation for it with me. This is what people usually do when they share a fandom, right?

No, instead I was met with snarks and ridicule, mostly from people who just dislike tattoos in general. Don't get me wrong, I know how reddit is, I should've known better than to trust it. But it's frustrating how difficult it is to even find a friendly FFXIV community to speak to outside of the game itself. I cannot access the official Forums anymore (very old and boring story, my account is permanently banned for what boiled down to language barrier issues as an ESL), and the subreddit is a nest of snakes with their tails in a twist. I don't use any other social media, so... I dunno, it just sucks to love something so much and have no one to share that love with.

So here I put my picture. There may not be many of you who play the game amongst my mutuals, but to the few who are, I'm happy to have you. I'm happy to be able to share things that bring me joy with you. I cherish you for any little fandom we have in common. Thank you for being here.

Thank you Saphie. I absolutely love these boys, and the way you manage to make me happy about my body even in spite of its horrible conditions. I love nothing more than to look in the mirror and not see my sclerosis. Only the love, care and skill you've put into every inch of your work on me. This is a gift I'll be forever happy to keep and show to everybody.

When I'm not whinging about the cold, that is. British weather needs an upgrade.

Saru-mun\\

[kalied0skull]

Seen any new movies lately ?

i HAVE, anon ! within the past 3 weeks or so I've officially watched about 8 movies !

so i believe right after finishing AAWIL, i ran straight into more horror movies.

i watched ELECTRIC DREAMS, THE REANIMATOR, PERFECT BLUE, and THE LOST BOYS — which were all on a list of [general] horror movies i found interest in.

aside from those movies, i watched DAZED AND CONFUSED (which was recommended to me by an irl), LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE, DINNER IN AMERICA, and i rewatched MAMMA MIA to reminisce ... because abba rotates in my head every so often :3

I'll ramble about my watches under the cut, just because it's a bit much 💀

OKAY SO, if i wrack my mind correctly, i BELIEVE the order i watched these movies was...

(excluding mamma mia, because it was a nostalgia watch and nothing more! I've seen it already :D)

PERFECT BLUE (1997)

absolutely LOVED this film. somethin' about psychological horrors in animation tear me apart and leave me thinking about it for DAYS. this movie was heavily reccomended to me for a while after watching serial experiments lain, and despite the fact they were two insanely different stories, they still shared this same vibe of me constantly going "what the fuck is happening" and still loving every part of the big confusion.

this was such a nice movie, and i indeed had to watch a couple analysis videos just to really get a full idea on how it was supposed to be interpreted, because unfortunately i only paid attention once the big plot twists started... plot twisting... over and over again just THROWING my ass around.

however i do think it was a really interesting interpretation on disassociative disorders & folie a deux. not my favorite depictions, but it was an interesting one nonetheless that i was comfortable with!

THE RE-ANIMATOR (1985)

this movie was SOOOO fun. i fucking loved watching herbert and his fuck ass experiments and ohmygod is that little guy autistic. my favorite genre of old horror is always when it's two silly guys and some random love interest, because it's just so ridiculous and cheesy but it's FUN!!!

and i ENJOYED IT!!! I don't have much to say on this one because all in all it was a very half-paid-attention-to watch, but i really loved all of the goofy ass effects and I'm a sucker for lovecraftian story renditions.

DINNER IN AMERICA (2020)

someone lied to me when they said this movie was super cool and awesome

BECAUSE OKAY look I'm not a HATER to romance films... but also... there was just a LOT happening there 💀 i believe this movie was reccomended to me from a tiktok moot and i just? ran with it?

definitely one of those moments where i should have read the synopsis before jumping head first blindly into a movie, but i did actually enjoy some parts of it!

the visuals were incredible, i loved the soundtrack, i justttt.... thought the storyline was kind of odd? still really cool though i loved it a lot — but i will admit that i hated the depictions of autism in the movie because it felt insanely infantilising :( i know that was kind of what they were trying to go against, but euhhh errr uhhghh ... i dunno something about pattys character just rubbed me the wrong way unfortunately

DAZED AND CONFUSED (1993)

this movie was reccomended to me by an irl (I'd like to thank @levithatman despite the fact he still hasn't watched aawil like i asked him to AHEM AHEM AHEM) and i LOVED IT!!!

he told me it was how "his highschool experience should've been" and that's the only information i got on it before i watched it, and afterwards i was insanely confused because why the fuck would you want that (as if he isn't the same guy who wants to get hazed in a frat... tsk tsk)

anyways I'm throwing too much shade at my homie, this movie was fucking BOMB. i loved the character dynamics, there was so much happening to keep me occupied, it's definitely one of those 90s highschool movies that really just feel memorable because "that shit would never happen irl lmao" — it gave off Breakfast Club if it was full of druggies and fuckass middleschoolers, loved it loved it

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE (2006)

I'm gonna be so honest i saw this movie in a "movies with queer representation" list, and then in a video edit of "movies that i think about a lot" and i ran to it just because... hell yeah dude that's what i strive for HAHAHA

this movie is definitely one that i should've watched with an irl to discuss about and have fun and such because it kind of just left me... well that's just it , IT LEFT ME. the ending was so abrupt and painful and i was sat here confused the entire fucking time because SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED IN THE SPAN OF 30 MINUTES OR LESS.

the craziest little family dynamic if i do say so myself, but i absolutely loved it and running around with the hoover family was so fun to watch and experience and aahhhh it really is one of those films that just FEEL nostalgic despite it being ur first time watching. ykyk?

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

and then ELECTRIC DREAMS (1984)

this is one of those movies EVERYONE in my circle has watched except for me. and MAN was i missing out. i fucking loved everything about the settings for this movie, the backgrounds and the environment we were placed in is a world IIIII WANNA BE IN. it was so fuckin cool man i fucking loved it

although the plot was a bit everywhere for me i really did enjoy the entire film, i loved the costumes the characters the settings the story the AHHHHH AHHHHH it was so fun and so cool.

vampire movies are definitely one of those things I'm mellow about but i really did enjoy this one, absolutely delightful watch and i now yearn to be in cali with all the cool kids and vamps ☹️

my favorite characters in the entire film were the frog brothers, they're so fuckin stupid and silly the entire damn film AND THE FACT THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG fucking hilarious i loved it hehehe

edgar and miles should've kissed at the end I'M JUST SAYING!!!! I'm just saying...

I'll be quite honest i think it was really interesting to see the way someone interpreted new technology and then turned it into this lovesick little computer who hates his roomie because he's dating his crush. like... what the fuck 💀

i originally thought this film was gonna be way more computer horror based, but it surprisingly wasn't!!! all he did was turn the lights off and burn some things on accident! but then again it was still at that time where tech wasn't really... KNOWN ykwim

all in all i think it was a delightful film and I've been conjuring up the time to make some fun fanart for it because of how much i really just loved all the characters :3c

[tezzbot]

congrats on finishing your essay! :))

Love your Sonic Underground au, btw! I need some lore drops on my boy, Manic, tho. It doesn't even have to be a long explanation. Something goofy like, how many times has he been arrested?

Also! Do the triplets eventually form a band? [side-eye]

Oh my goodness, hello!! I love your art so much it's all so cool!!!! Thank you lol!

Some stuff about Manic in the au lets see...

He was kidnapped as a baby after the triplets had been sent halfway across the continent for their own safety, whoops lol, he's quite charismatic, must always have been since he managed to endear himself to Ferral pretty much immediately lol, he grew up pretty much similarly to the canon of underground, getting by stealing where he has to bartering and stuff, he's part of his own found family within the city and they're all very close, a tight-knit little community of thiefs sfgdhj, though every so often one or two of them decide to spread out (though they stay in touch), which is actually the reason for Manic's being on the train alongside the others, he has family he misses! And he has some things to get to them! (little does he know he'll be meeting more family than he anticipated lol) Though he's never actually been out of the city he grew up in himself (despite what he may claim lol), uhh he is very technically minded he loves to tinker and making little thingamajigs and doohickeys that look like they wouldn't have any practical use but he usually finds a way lol, nothing, like, robotic like Tails does, he's more a manual guy fdsgfgdf, aaand just a random headcanon he's fairly dyslexic n has some trouble reading, he usually has someone help him. There's also gender happening to him :thumbsup:

As for how many times he's been arrested lol uhhhh I think that early on he was pulled up a few times, probably spent some time in juvie, but he hasn't actually been caught in quite a while, I don't imagine Manic gets caught all that often lol you know those videos of kids running from cops and the police just making absolute clowns of themselves trying to catch them? That's Manic JHGJFG

So wrt the band, I'm sort of playing around with ideas right now? The main idea that I'm running with is that, the medallions only react to them when the triplets are getting along, when there is harmony between them (eehh? geddit? lol) that's the only time that they are able to be activated. Which, given the rocky start that they all have with one another obviously takes time, with Sonic being reluctant to share pretty important info with them and generally keeping his distance from them, Sonia's frustration with him and her being Very mad at Manic for scamming her, not much harmony going on for a fair bit of the journey. Eventually the three of them do get along and discover the powers of the medallions and they do perform a few times throughout. Eventually Sonic does spill that they're family and after the reactions they come up with the idea to use their music to get their mothers attention, Sonic is hesitant etcetc. I DUNNO! I'm still futzing with it lol I'll decide on stuff eventually fdghfg

Oh and I do want Sonia and Manic to have their own powers like a lesser version of Sonic's speed but, again, still deciding LOL

Anyway! Sorry this got so long lol, I've thought a lot about this AU! Thank you for the qs!!

OH ALSO Manic uses "bro" and "brother" on Sonic just as a casual thing but the first few times Sonic is like .Does He Know... GJFHG OKAY I'M DONE

[chuckeroo777]

So I'm a Spider, So What: Alternate Ending

After finishing the light novel series, I had major issues with the abruptness of the ending. So here's my take on it.

This takes the place of the chapter "Everyone Ever After".

The fic is under the cut. Expect extreme spoilers!

It's been a while hasn't it?

Me? I'm just enjoying the fruits of my labor.

Well, not my labor per-say, they were a gift as thanks for all the other work I've done. Seems like even after all this time, people still think fruit is my favorite food.

I know, right? You pilfer one dried fruit, and suddenly that's your whole personality in their eyes.

Huh? Why aren't I currently in D's clutches? Well, she decided to be nice and let me hang out on the planet until Ariel dies.

What? That doesn't sound like the kind of thing she would do? Even an evil god can be nice once in a while. Just look at me.

There definitely wasn't any begging involved.

Or groveling.

Definitely.

I definitely didn't have to agree to something humiliating to get this time off.

Anyway, it's been a little over a year, and Ariel died a couple weeks ago, so I'm currently just chilling until D gets here.

Guess I'll fill you in on how everyone is doing.

Naturally, I spent most of my time hanging out with Ariel and Sariel. They are just too cute together. I don't think I've ever seen Ariel happier.

They had so many stories to share with me about the days before the system. She really was practically Ariel's mom.

Man, and I thought how I got my name was dumb.

As for Sariel, she was nothing like I thought she would be.

Like, I always assumed the Divine Voice (temp)'s mono tonality was due to Sariel being puppeted by the system, but no. That's just how she always sounds. Even when she's clearly excited.

Even creepier, she was apparently conscious the whole time she was in there.

Yikes.

Like, I had an inkling that was the case since she redirected the attack away from Guli-Guli, but wow. The fact that she's still sane is a miracle in itself.

And that means she was privy to all my many petty crimes.

Huh? What do you mean they weren't so petty? I'll have you know I'm a model citizen.

Even weirder, instead of getting mad, she just lectured me about the ethics of killing.

Yeah, I dunno. I don't really get her. But as long as Ariel is happy, that's good enough for me.

Anyway, as much as I love my grandma, I didn't spend all my time with Ariel.

Vampy has some big plans. She wants to become the Frost Vampire Queen.

Yeah, I don't know exactly what that means either. But basically, she wants to live in a castle.

Seems a little childish to me, but if she wants to live her vampire lord dreams, who am I to stop her.

Oh yeah, that's a thing. By this point, all the skills and titles and stats have worn off, but some people and monsters still retain certain abilities.

Like, Vampy wasn't a vampire because of her skill, she had the skill because she was a vampire. So even in her natural state, she still has basic vampire powers, like mist form, and the ability to call upon creatures of the night.

Plus she still has the perk of being a progenitor! No vampire weaknesses! Thank goodness she decided to just be queen of a remote little village. She could definitely take over the world if she wanted.

So, remember that remote spot in the Mystic Mountains? Where Guli-Guli's soul haven village is? That's where Vampy is building it. It's gonna be a pretty long-term project, but Nia decided to help out in exchange for a very nice bedroom.

Thank goodness we no longer have to worry about soul deterioration. Even highly corroded souls like Ariel's should be good to go. Now that children can be born with fresh souls again, old souls can take as long as they need to recover before returning to the cycle.

I'm very curious about Ariel and Sariel's next incarnations, but their souls are so damaged it will probably take centuries for them to recover.

Anyway, Mera is naturally helping Vampy too. Ever since Envy wore off, she seems to have calmed down, at least a little.

It's been a bit rough for him. He used to be fine wearing a cloak in the day, but without defense stats or fire resistance, he basically can't endure sunlight at all anymore.

Ah well, at least he's happy.

Once Ariel passed, the puppets decided to go join Vampy. I suppose they also find the idea of royal role-play enticing.

Oh yeah, Wald is there too. I'm not sure if Vampy has noticed.

As for Mr. Oni, I was pretty concerned for a while there. After the battle he got real somber, and every conversation sounded like he was saying goodbye for the last time.

Thankfully, before he could commit to anything, a population of surviving goblins was discovered in the deep north.

So, yeah! That sure lit a fire in him. He's been really busy, helping the goblins recover after the system's collapse, and acting as a diplomat to get goblins recognized as a legitimate humanoid race.

It's nice to see him so passionate about something again.

Speaking of passion, Yuri has been cooking up a storm. I thought it would take a while before she got results, but dang.

I guess between literally everyone reading Taboo, Dustin's death, and Sariel actually showing up as a witness, it wasn't hard to get most people on board with a more accurate religion.

Seriously, it only took three months for her to fully reform the Word of God church into the Church of Goddess Sariel.

And Sariel isn't the only one they worship. Get this: They worship me!

Albeit, I'm seen as an evil god, but I guess that's fair.

Basically, they view Sariel, Guli-Guli, and I as role models for how people should live their lives.

Frankly, I think that's a terrible idea.

I think my ridiculous pride and perseverance is probably a hindrance without the system. After all, my hell-training techniques don't really work without skills.

But oh well. I'm probably gonna try and stay uninvolved with the church unless they start spreading some ridiculous rumors about me.

Okay, that's blatantly untrue. I can't wait to see what sort of ridiculous claims they make about me. They already seem to be under the impression that I killed D. I was worried she might smite them for that, but everyone seems un-smoten, so I guess she doesn't care.

Let's see, who else?

Ah, yes, Yamada. Apparently he has no interest in taking the throne, instead pushing it off onto his older brother.

I was kinda hoping to watch the implosion of his harem situation, but sadly, it turned out to be a non-issue.

Yeah, turns out he just has a lot of friends who are girls, not girlfriends.

Yeah, Fei didn't actually have any romantic feelings, and Yuri is too busy being a Pontiff to pursue her minor crush, so the only ones actually fighting over him were Sue and Katia.

Like, I'm no romance expert, but even I can tell Yamada and Katia like each other. A lot.

Sue has calmed down after being caught red-handed in the love nest, but she's still making things difficult for them. Guess we'll just have to see how things go.

As for Ms. Oka, she and Anna have been working on finding all the half-elves they can. After everyone found out what a POS Potimas was, his remaining descendants have had it rough.

So, they decided to start rebuilding the Elf Village, and turn it into a safe space for those who still have elf blood.

By the way, I ended up telling Ms. Oka about how she saved my life as a spider.

Look, I didn't mean to make her freak out again.

Look, it's not your fault there were utterly ridiculous butterfly effects from that decision.

Thankfully, I don't have any other world-shattering revelations for her, so hopefully she'll be fine.

I've heard some of the half-elves plan to study Potimas' tech, hoping to make them work off more traditional power sources.

I mean, that seems like a terrible idea to me, but as long as I keep an eye on them, it should be fine.

Huh? How do I plan to keep an eye on them if D is gonna come get me?

My spider surveillance network, duh. Just because D will be forcing me to be physically by her side doesn't mean I can't still influence things. Plus I'm keeping in contact with Philmina and the others.

Not that I intend to actually do much. But if anything comes up, I'll catch it.

Like how that old mage guy has been studying magic.

Yeah, even if the system is gone, ambient magic power still exists. He's been studying how to potentially manipulate it even without Magic Power Operation and Magic Power Perception.

Frankly, I'm not sure if it's even possible.

But he already showed off his ability to perform magic beyond what the system provided, so if anyone can figure it out, it's him.

I don't mind humanity using magic, though I'm a little concerned it might use up MA energy. Guess I'll just have to keep an eye on it.

Let's see, what else?

The demons are doing alright. They've taken heavy losses over the years, but now that new souls can be born, they can finally start to repopulate.

Without the skill growth bonuses, demons and humans are a lot more comparable than they used to be. I guess we'll just have to see if the peace lasts.

I hope so.

Well, with Balto heading the restoration efforts, I'm fairly optimistic.

Oh, and get this.

He married Boobs.

Didn't see that one coming. I always thought she was licentious sort, but maybe that was just me being racist.

I mean, she literally calls herself a succubus. Can you blame me for assuming?

Let's see, who else? I don't have that many acquaintances, do I?

Oh, right, the other reincarnations. Uh, the adventuring duo got married, so that's nice.

Really, for the most part I've just let them do as they want.

Most of the reincarnations the elves caught have settled in Uppenbebetenia. With the high concentration of reincarnations, the place might become a little Tokyo.

Although, I have my eye on Kudo. I think she might be heading some sort of cult? So far they've just been exchanging a lot of hand drawn manga, but I'm worried about the contents.

Eh, it's probably fine.

So, yeah. I've been popping all over the place to visit everyone. But I've mostly just been vegging with Ariel and Sariel. It's been nice to have a break after all the craziness.

Shame D is gonna ruin that any second now.

Anyway, once they died, we ended up having a huge funeral. Guli-Guli ended up giving this amazing eulogy.

But I didn't cry. I have my pride.

Ok, maybe I cried a little.

Honestly, I probably would have cried more, but my eyes were sore from crying so much at Ariel's deathbed.

Even Vampy cried at the eulogy. That's how you know it was moving.

What? Why didn't I give a eulogy?

Have you heard me?

That's right, you haven't.

Cause I can't talk. Especially to a crowd.

Seriously, turnout was incredible. Nearly ten-thousand in attendance, and nearly all of humanity was able to watch thanks to some remote projections I set up in the major cities.

Seriously, just standing next to Guli-Guli with all those eyes staring was enough to make me feel like imploding.

After the ceremony, we ended up burying them together in the approximate location of Sariel's orphanage. We had discussed it prior to their death, and it seemed the most appropriate thing to do.

And that was that.

So, yeah. Now it's just a waiting game. Honestly, I thought D would yoink me the second Ariel's heart stopped beating, but apparently not.

"Shiraori. I'm back."

Ah, there she is to ruin my relaxation. Maybe if I don't turn around, she'll ignore me.

"Shiraori, I'm talking to you."

Don't call me that. You are literally the only one who calls me that.

"Well I have to call you something, don't I?"

Call me White. That's my name.

"Hmph. I hoped to gain some modicum of control by naming you, but I suppose I was beaten to it."

Look, I'm going with you, alright?

"Why don't you look over here and see your surprise?"

Up to this point, I've been consciously excluding her from the perception of my x-ray vision.

I wearily turn around.

Only to see her manic grin as she holds up the tackiest maid outfit I've ever laid eyes on.

"I'm a little late because I wanted to make sure to find the perfect uniform for your new position."

I stand and stare at her.

Seriously? My name is White. Why do I have to wear this garish travesty?

"If you wear the accompanying bonnet, I'll let you have holidays off to visit your friends."

If my eyes were open, I'd narrow them. What's the catch?

"I only celebrate leap days."

Huh. Honestly, that's a lot better than I expected.

I sigh and extend my arms. In a flash, I've used spacial magic to swap my dress for the uniform.

She smiles wickedly.

"Now, let's head home. You've got training to do."

Wait? Training? I thought you were just gonna make me be your maid!

Hey, what are you-

But it's too late. We're already gone.

[s1m0nth3swaggy]

chat i saw someone make incorrect qoutes of Dead Boy Detectives and I wanted to try as well. I saved the best ones, these are awesome

Slight shipping of Niko and Crystal/ Edwin and Charles because these bitches gay

Edwin: You spent all our money on THIS?? Charles, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Charles: Life could be worse, Edwin. Edwin: Life could be a lot better too!

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Niko: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Crystal: …I was hungry.

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Edwin: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Edwin: Start talking! Charles: Well, I- Edwin: Shut up!

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Niko: Anything else? Edwin: Yeah. Stay away from me! Niko: Alright. See you in the room we share.

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Edwin: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Monty: But I'm a vegan. Edwin: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Edwin, entering the room: Sees Thomas (Cat King) and leaves Thomas (Cat King), watching Edwin leave: There’s my monthly dose of Edwin…

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Crystal: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Edwin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. Charles, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Edwin: Coming right up.

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Charles: What’s up? I’m back. Niko: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Charles: Death is a social construct.

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(they are in love your honor)

Crystal: Niko, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean? Niko: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later. Crystal: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Edwin. Niko: Wait- Crystal, no-

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Jenny: Crystal has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all they say now. Everything is deez nuts. They simply can't stop. Jenny: I asked Crystal where they learned that joke. They made me promise they wouldn't get in trouble if they told me. I agreed. Jenny: So they lean in and whisper, "deez nuts."

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Charles: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Edwin: That’s a snake.

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Edwin: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Charles: loads shotgun I got this. Edwin: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

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Charles: What are your adjectives? Edwin: …You mean my pronouns? Charles: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives? Edwin: …I dunno. What are yours? Charles: Noisy and chaotic! Edwin: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

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Jenny: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

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(Charles being a little bitch i love him)

Monty: What are you two arguing about this time? Crystal: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly! Charles: Cry me a table, Crystal.

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(after the whole "I wasn't talking about you" scene and when Monty was trying to annoy/ make Edwin jealous or smth)

Monty: You are a solid 11/10. Edwin: Aw, thank- Monty: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.

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(i need more niko and monty moments because im convinced they'd be besties)

Monty: makes Niko a cup of tea but puts salt in it Niko: sips tea Monty: Niko: finishes tea Monty: Didn't it taste bad? Niko: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Monty, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Thomas (Cat King): I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself.

[prince-toffee]

A New Slivaze Two-Parter!:

Blaze-Con and Seal

Blaze-Con

“Silver?...” Gold attempted to get the grey fluffy hedgehog’s attention. She did not succeed. The future psychic had a clear case of the zoomies as evident by him flying and zipping from side to side. Collecting random bits and bobs into a handbag of his. Every calendar in his room was marked for today, there were like seven alarm clocks on his night stand, and... a planner, which was about to burst open full of sticky notes and bookmarks.

Gold noticed all this as she scanned his room, and it made her quirk her brow, “Since when does Silver have a planner? He's like the most disorganised, forgetful person I know. You know what's up with him?” Gold looked down to Marine at her side who was armoured up in her floaties, inflatable donut, two pool noodles, a pair of flippers, in a snorkel swimming goggles combo. If you haven't figured it out from the context clues, they were ready for the pool. The royal castle pool, Blaze didn’t want or ask for it, but she thought Marine would like it, and she was right. Gold had her swimming suit on as well.

“I dunno.” The girl shrugged, “Is he acting any weirder than usual?”

“Aren't you scared of drowning in all that... equipment?” Gold swirled her pointing finger in Marine’s direction. “Wasn't Blaze being a little overprotective with this?”

“No, she's just concerned, because she has the biggest heart.” Silver defended his partner before Marine could even reply.

“Yeah, I was gonna say something like that.” Marine chimed in, “Look, the water calls to me. Are we going to the pool or not?!” Marmar wriggled her arms around.

“Oh, nice of you to finally notice us. You going to the pool with us? Or are you doing whatever you're doing here?”

Silver finished his packing and zipped up his bag with a big smile on his face, “Sorry, can't today. Got plans. You two have fun though.” He was genuine.

Gold tilted her head to the side with a quizzical look on her face, “Wait? What's today? What's gotten you so excited?” The tenrec couldn't help but smile at the cheerful hedgehog. She always enjoyed seeing him happy.

“Blaze-Con.”

“... What?... What's Blaze-Con?” Gold gave Marine another confused look. Marine once again shrugged.

“Well, I'm glad you asked.” He answered smilingly. He had stars and sparkles in his eyes. His hands lit up covered in greenish-cyan energy, the bag unzipped, and a bunch of... merchandise flew out and onto Silver’s person. A purple T-shirt, flat cap, boots, mug, foam pointing finger, and small triangle flag; All saying the same thing: ‘#1 Blaze Fan’. “Blaze-Con is a convention for Blaze The Cat fans to meet up and talk about shared interests, that of course being; the admiration for Blaze The Cat. A convention and club of which I am the founder, organiser, in #1 VIP member of.” He proudly proclaimed with his chest.

Gold was once again speechless, “Well, I heard enough, let's go.”

“No, I'm interested in the premise now.” Marine smirkingly remarked, “Does Blaze know about this?”

He avoided eye contact, tapping his fingers together, “Only certain details.”

“Now, if you'll excuse me, I’ll have to get going, and make sure everything is in place at the venue.” His face flipped into a frown suddenly, “Last year we had to share our venue with the Sonic con last-minute. It was a nightmare, seeing his face plastered everywhere. Worst torture I've ever been subjected to, didn't speak to Amy for weeks because of that...” And he was from a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Then suddenly a smile and joy returned to his face, “Anyway, see you guys tomorrow. I'll probably try a dip in the pool then.”

He levitated up and zipped past them, but backtracked to Gold and gave her a hug, “Oh, and relax, it's your day off,  you deserve this. Try to have some fun, Goldie.” Gold was taken aback. And her friend was off. They were left in the doorway.

“Pool?” Marine asked.

“Pool.” Gold replied.

Seal

The sun was out, a nice cool breeze in the air, and the pool was just a few steps away. All things considered it was a perfect day, or rather it would be for most people. But Princess Blaze of Sol was not most people. There she was sunbathing on the pool chair, grumbling as she shifted and wriggled from side to side trying to get comfortable. The pair of shades she wore hilariously covered up the grimaced, scrunched up face. Her claws gript tightly at the sides of the lawn chair.  The Princess grunted and hummed, annoyed.

“Blaze?” The monarch turned her head, remembering she wasn't alone, to see Amy looking back at her with a confused look, “What are you doing? Are you okay?” She asked concerned.

Blaze cleared her throat and re-composed herself, “Yeah, yes, I'm alright. I'm good. Enjoying the uh- nice day. Simply trying to re ugh rel-augh ruh-” She sounded like she was about to throw up.

“...Relax?” Amy finished the sentence for her, still a little worried, more so even. “Blaze? Can you not... say ‘relax’?”

“HA! Yes, yes! That! That's right, that's what I was- that's the word, I was looking for, re-- that one.” Blaze laughed to herself, snapping her fingers in the air.

“Blaze, no offence, but you sound deranged. Blaze, have you ever tried relaxing before?”

“Uhmm, yes, of course, I remember once when I was six, my mother allowed me to keep my favourite Maple leaf collection, that I kept in my bedtime storybook!”

“Ohhh, cool.” Amy nodded with a forced smile on her face, “That... so sad, Blazey. I'm sorry. You know, I have a strong mother too.”

Blaze gave a long, tired sigh, “Yeah.”

“Cannonball!!” The small orange raccoon screamed as she sprinted past between them as fast as her little legs could carry her. She reached the edge of the swimming pool, and jumped! And splashed into the water, leaving an upsidedown donut float on the surface. Amy raised their drinks tray up which saved it from the impact waves Marine had made. Blaze remained unflinching, and unfazed as the water evaporated the moment it made contact with her body.

“Mari! Just be careful!” Blaze exclaimed in concern. Marine safely emerged from the water spitting out water like a fountain and cackled at her mentor, stuck her tongue out and mouth farted at her. The purple feline huffed and rolled her eyes, “Why do I even waste my breath?”

“She'll be okay, let the girl have fun,” Gold walked out behind Marine, covering her face; guarding it from the sun, “Eh, not used to clear skies.” She whispered that part to herself, “She's literally a sailor. She's fought robots, pirates, and suffers Silver every day. She'll be okay.” Gold remarked.

“Yeah, BB, you worry too much. Allow yourself to loosen up your shoulders a little, you don't have to carry the world on them all the time.” Amy reassured them.

“I know, I know. I just... sometimes struggle to shut my brain off. And for good reason; there’s a stack of papers waiting for me in my office. Not to mention I need to seal a peace treaty between two rival Queendoms, and sanction a new trade deal with a neighbouring antimatter dimension. And then there's Silver's birthday-”

“Silver's birthdays isn’t for another four months, girl. That other stuff is- yeah that does sound serious, but- You're still overthinking things, B.”

“You’re right. You’re right.” Blaze took a breath in and out. She closed her eyes and attempted to clear her mind as she often did when seeking to control her powers. She opened them once more to the site of the little raccoon she loved so much climbing out of the pool and then running back in and leaping into the water. She watched her do that over and over again, just laughing and cackling to herself, she was having the time of her life. Blaze was smiling before she knew it, ear to ear. Fully satisfied with helping form a core memory for her little girl.

“That's more like it!” Amy remarked merrily.

“Speaking of Silver, where is he? He said he had plans today.” Blaze questioned.

Gold scratched the back of her neck, “Oh, yeah, he's off to... Blaze-Con.”

She gave a smiley sigh, “Oh, he's still doing that, huh? Goddess, she's so silly and naive... And cute.” Amy gave her a knowing smirk, “Alright, alright, enough of you.” Blaze pushed her away.

“Go to your little girl. Take a dip. Enjoy today.” Amy gave her a friendly nudge. Blaze got up, and did as recommended, she sat down at the pool edge, solidifying a core memory for herself as well.

“Blaze! Blaze! Look! I'm a seal! Arg! Arg! Arg!”