#i dunno if staraptor is too big or what whatever

[zarla-s]

Could take a taxi but why not Fly there yourself!

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[seraphic-dark]

-Route 215-

] You are relaxing near the tall grass.

] Suddenly, you see a scuffle taking place within!

] A Scyther stumbles out of the grass backwards.

] A wing emerges from the grass, slapping them a cross the face!

] A Staraptor emerges, inexplicably carrying a red traffic sign.

] The Staraptor slams the traffic sign over the Scyther’s head, knocking them down in an instant!

AAAAH!! I-I’m sorry! I won’t do it again! I swear!!

] The Scyther gets up and flees...

YOU’D BETTER NOT, YOU LITTLE SHIT! HOPE I TAUGHT TO THINK TWICE BEFORE PREYING ON YOUR ELDERS.

TALL GRASS! IT’S ALWAYS THE FUCKING TALL GRASS. I CAN’T SIT MY ASS DOWN FOR TWELVE SECONDS IN SOFT LEAVES WITHOUT SOME DUMB PUNK TRYING TO GET THE JUMP ON ME!

] Just then, a red portal forms nearby with a dark aura flowing through the air.

] A Crobat emerges from the portal before it dissipates.

] It opens its eyes, and you notice something about it looks... off.

‘Ey, boss. Sorry I took so long.

LONG ENOUGH! I HAD TO BEAT UP A PUNK OR TWO THAT TRIED TO MUG ME FOR ITEMS WHILE WAITING FOR YOUR DEMONIC ASS. I DON’T HAVE A DAMN THING ON ME OTHER THAN THIS FUCKING TRAFFIC SIGN THAT I SMASHED THEM INTO THE GROUND WITH!

Hey there, big guy. Y’ever tried, I dunno, not sittin’ around in the tall grass? Plenty of other places to rest around here.

THIS IS THE ONLY SPOT THAT’S COMFORTABLE ENOUGH.

Whatever. Look, the reason it took me so long was ‘cause I had to help the kid get to and back home from a “big event” or whatever. He keeps nagging me about when we’ll get to hang out again. Keep having to tell him we can’t right now, it’s internal business, we’ll hang out when we get the time.

SHIT, YEAH. I MISS HIM TOO. GOOD ARCEUS, I CAN’T WAIT TO BE DONE WITH THIS STUPID VEILSTONE CRAP.

THIS GODDAMNED CITY HAS ALWAYS BEEN A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY. EVEN BEFORE THOSE GALACTIC FUCKS SHOWED UP ALL THOSE YEARS AGO, I ALWAYS HEARD ABOUT NOTHING BUT VICE FROM THIS PLACE.

Well, look on the bright side, we’re almost done here. Hell, we might be able to get something beneficial out of this mess!

DAMN STRAIGHT. ALRIGHT, LET’S GET GOING.

Uh... hold up, before that... don’t get all crazy now but I think we’re being watched.

...OH FUCK.

] The two mons seem to have noticed you.

] What will you do?

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