#i dont... i dunno. im illiterate.

[goozeghost]

commission for @melonnabarr :)

[six-sealed-saber]

the guild literacy headcannons YAY

hello im slowly getting back into the guild and i want to like just word vomit these real quick hdsgjh

these might not all be accurate cause i might just forget some of the characteristics they got so. oops. 

- i think all of the rich people know how to read. i feel like thats a given. so both fitzgerald and margaret know how to read and are pretty well read. 

- fitzgerald is also a persuasive speaker. hes a buisness man so it would make sense that hes a good speaker as well. margaret isnt. i just think she never needed to, so she doesnt have that skill honed yet. 

- hawthorne also knows how to read. hes gotta if he wants to read the bible. i think he would teach children to read as well as a community service act if that makes sense. i also think he is a good public speaker as well! the perks of being a preacher. anyway. both knows how to read and well read.

- melville knows how to read, but i dont think he is well read. he learned the basics and never thought to look more into it. hes a sailor i dont think he had the time. and he doesnt speak so i dont think he has much public speaking skills 

- louisa and poe know how to read also and are pretty well read. its a given. they dont have any public speaking skills though, stage fright and anxiety moment. 

- twain, surprisingly, is well read and literate. i was gonna make him illiterate but then i remembered hes literally writing a diary and i was like “oh yeah wait.” but i think its a surprise to everyone when they find out that he knows what words mean LMAO

- “does he know?? does he know what that means????” (yes he does. only about 50%) 

- im sure hes used his literacy to his advantage when picking up ladies (i am a firm believer that he is a fuckboy/charmer/casanova you will pry that from my cold dead hands.) hes just very charming and i think you’ll either love him or hate him when you first meet him. he knows his way around a conversation and can change the course of it to his advantage very easily. its his CharmTM 

- he taught tom and huck how to read and its his worst mistake ever. (their handwriting is horrible. the pencil is as big as them. they can barely hold it) 

- anyway. can you tell whos my favourite. 

- lucy does know how to read but i also dont think she is well read. she read in the orphanage and was taught a little more in the guild but she just doesnt strike me as the reading type. if that makes sense. she does, however, have public speaking skills. its just her aura, she knows how to command a room. what a gal. 

- steinbeck barely knows how to read. i think he would work on the family farm and that would take up most of his time so he just never learned or wasn’t taught very much. he cant do public speaking that well either. hes good with one on one but i think he cracks when its a fairly decent crowd. i dunno i just think hes a loner by accident (he hates loneliness but it just seems to follow him around.) 

- lovecraft does not know how to read. when asked how he learned to speak he said “by observing people.” he is a creature of the depths why would he ever need to know what words mean? thats not what creatures do. he doesnt care to learn; probably just figures it out himself. 

anyway. thank you for reading my absolute word vomit. 

[otgwbgyu]

ig i should start doing full entries again esp bc school’s starting and ill probably being feeling way worse

in chicago like THE big city today. and for the next couple of days. trying to enjoy vacation but summer reading haunts me everywhere i go. it’s so unfair that we have to do school work during the summer. like i’m not gonna become illiterate over the summer…. chill…. but it’s just something i can’t shake and will always worry abt. like during the game i started listening to the audiobook bc i got so anxious over it 💀 ik it’s kinda on me for not reading earlier but like…. the books r mid NOBODY actually wants to read a how-to on reading 😕😕 i do get random bursts of motivation tho when i fantasize abt being a productive, straight-a honors student with a national merit scholarship like my dad, and i also kinda get competitive with my friends. bad for r relationship but good for my grades and sanity for sure

i kinda snapped yesterday too lmao. like i joined call w sarah and she was being so uninterested and unresponsive while begging others to join call and the minute ava joins she’s all happy and conversing. like damn ok?? u can be closer w others but presenting it like that hurts lmfaoo. after 5 min I left bc i just wasn’t having it tbh. it rlly stung and pissed me off

o yeah i finally finished catcher in the rye OMGG… i honestly dunno how to feel about that book. like i get holden but at the same time i dont?? i can be angsty like him but he’s like my angst on steroids. that guy cant find any enjoyment anywhere he goes and it pisses me off. i may seem grouchy and miserable on here but im more friendly irl. remember this is primarily a VENT acc where all my dark thoughts go, the main ones aka the happy ones stay in my head or get shared with others. and hes so pessimistic, not like MY type of pessimistic where i think everything’s gonna fail or go wrong, pessimistic as in everything sucks and theres nothing to enjoy in life. like omg aren’t u just a bundle of sunshine!

i feel bad bc he is just a kid and has trauma, but that doesn’t give him the right to make others miserable. like humanity sucks yeah but u gotta learn to deal w it man. ur not gonna like everyone and not everyone’s gonna like u, it’s just something u gotta live through bc at the end of the day there’s a good bunch of ppl who do care abt u, and that love, even divided, should matter more to u than the hate others feel towards u. bc why r u concerned abt strangers’ hatred and not your own family and friends’ love? but he’s a teen whose mind is clouded by depression and angst, so i can’t be too harsh. and even i catch myself acting like him so it’d be kinda hypocritical. still think he was an asshole sometimes tho, nothing’s changing that

biden dropped out the race in the middle of a baseball game (minor league) mom and i BOLTED and did r research. the democrats r in flamesss 😓😓 republicans next 🤞🤞 glad biden is out, hated his ass, kamala surely will redeem us 🙏🙏🙏 she’s no saint ofc, she’s a politician, but compared to trump she’s jesus the messiah himself. i’d vote her if i could 🥥🥥🥥

[tabitha2]

Im a dope. Im a dunce. Im a ninny. Im a nitwit. Im an idiot. Im stupid. Im an airhead. Im a ditz. Im a retard. Im a dumdum. Im so silly. Im so simple. Im such a moron. Im so dumb. Im a spacecase. Im fuzzy. Im slow. Im uneducated. Ignorant. Illiterate. Dyslexic. Naive. I dont know what any those words mean. I say words wrong. I forget. I get lost. I dunno. Im so stupid. Im bad at math. Reading is hard. School is boring. I hate books. I dont want to think. Thinking hurts my pretty little head. Im a girl. Im just a girl. Im just a dumb girl n u know i need u to think for me.

[randombubblegum]

I'm kinda confused is it geotto or gotto? And if it's geotto how do you say that?? Sowwy I'm illiterate

I DUNNO i guess its either?? the first one should logically be said “jotto” but then its not clear if u mean jawn n otto also gawsten has the hard g. I DONT KNOW. IM NOT A PARX SHIPPING LINGUISTICS SCIENTIST

[daredussy]

9 PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

Rules: Tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better.

Tagged by: @tex-studmister yee yee fella 

Tagging:@nyoom-bum @katjiit @yeetmyhaw @chonkyarthur @illiterate-cowboy @elenafishersps1 @eagle-flies @squidproquoclarice @ellivia (I dunno who’s been tagged or whatever,, yall not gotta do this fellas)

Favourite colour: love me greens and blues long as they aint murky or over saturated

Top 3 Favourite Ships:

sadithur (sadie/arthur)

msr (mulder/scully)

arthur morgan x happiness

it says top 3,, but im rly blanking

Lipstick or Chapstick: chapstick babeyyy else we be perishing in the winter months

Last Song: hazey - glass animals

Last Movie: ??? I rly dont know probably like some western tho

Currently Reading: I havent read a book in what feels like years, sure do read a lot of fic tho

[alberteatsglass]

you sound like an english teacher which is supper funny to me cause im just picturing someones like 4th grade english teacher but they have the fucking l,pmkonjlkm;, they have ‘dyke’ in their bio

but thats off topic uhhhhh okay the reason people read is to get information. having someone say that information in a video is the exact same. if anything its like 10xs better for me to learn from someone telling me things than for me to get really upset over a book and end up giving up after 10 minutes.

if people dont want to try to read you dont gotta be rude about it i mean im not gonna tell someone with super bad disassociation ‘no dont even try to read’ but im not gonna illiterate shame them either

you sound so serious its making me laugh like i really dont think its that big of a deal to like read im also a zoomer tho so i dunno

no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and there’s no work around to reading books

[princesiddie]

domestic sharkboye HCs?

:O !!!! i will giv u a bunch !!!!!

he cannot cook !! he iz jst terrible in the kitchen fr whatever reason !!! he iz culinarily illiterate !!!!! link has tried 2 teach him more than once but it just.. never.. works..

hes rly good w kids ? he loves kids !! hes tht adult who always overreacts 2 everythin a baby tells him like they culd say “i found a worm” n hed lose his shit all “:O !!! o wow !!!! really? thats so neat!!! where is it? do you know what kind it is? i wonder what kind of friend hed be!!!!!” its rly cute 2 watch >:0 !!

hes constantly servin looks his style is on fucking point 24/7 he looks real real good next 2 link (n link looks real bad next 2 him wearing four different clashing pattens @ once smh)

he rly likes seafood n fruit :O whnever link cooks 4 him if he makes either of those sidons so fuckin happy like.. he’ll eat anything link makes he loves all of it but if links making him a whole meal its probably gna b smthn like a shrimp or salmon risotto + a citrus tart 4 dessert n like,, sidon wuld vore tht shit in 2 seconds n hed eat link out for a whole ass month jst 4 tht one meal

hes rly smart he went 2 college n then also 2nd college too i bet maybe even like.. 3rd college.. hes real smart he knows a lotta stuff fr some reason im thinkin he likes history ? out here citing stuff abt the goddamn english civil war link ya bf is a goddamn Intellectual™

hh uhh he doesnt like overly sweet sweets,, if smthn has 2 much sugar in it it makes him feel icky n he cn really only hav a handful of bites/sips b4 hes just done ,, he is th opposite of link all those lame fancy ~adult~dessert fr ppl w ~~~refined palates~~~ thts the kinda stuff he likes n in tht respect he likes sweets :O hes much better abt like.. moderation n shit than link culd ever b 

he likes cleaning.. but more so than when u get a random urge to Tidy shit like if u told him he had 2 clean the bathroom hed b like “o ok :)” n then go put on some music n get in2 an old tshirt n just get 2 work no beating around the bush or complaining or “ill do it in 15 minutes” but then u keep saying tht for 3 hours he just Does It he likes doing shit like that he likes like.. improving stuff ? like doing chores to make the house look better n fixing up stuff n painting n ?? shit like that ??? he really likes home depot..

he likes to hold link bc he is Smal n Warm n hes somewhat akin to like .. a human hot water bottle ? its like when u hold ur pet n they r jst so warm against u n ur so happy coz ? ?? like theyre alive ????? i dunno he likes holding link he likes making him feel safe n secure n happy .. is like when u hav a stuffed animal but hes a whole ass boyfriend

uhh uhhhh Every Time link lays across his lap or even is just laying on his tum within reach of his hands sidon Always does booty bongos n link is always “>:-|” coz theyre r only so many times ur bf cn pat ur booty b4 u jst wanna smak him but it ok link dont actually mind it so much n sidon is just endlessly entertained by the way his booty jiggles not + how soft it is not even in like a sexual way its just Fun

[mechecolomar-archive]

I was tagged by @lk1a1-4510 Thanks!!!

I tag: whoever is reading this...

Were you named after anyone? I think but it was some clerity my mom liked?? When was the last time you cried? lol like last week Do you like your handwriting? its okay but it could probably be better??What’s your favourite lunch meal? Chicken nuggets

If you were a different person, would you be friends with you? Maybe lol?? If i liked the same things...

Do you use sarcasm? ye Do you still have your tonsils? ye Would you bungee jump? if i was in a group and they pressured me into it fhdsjf What’s your favourite cereal? cocoa puffs Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? lol, no Do you think you are a strong person? not really What’s your favourite ice cream? cookies and cream What’s the first thing you notice about people? if theyre nice/ how they talk to people What’s your least favourite physical thing about yourself? my weight maybee What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now? I dont have pants on because pants are dumb and no shoes What are you listening to right now? Spark · Fitz & The Tantrums If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Red Favorite smell? smell of food Who was the last person you talked on the phone with? my mom Favorite sport to watch? no sports because sports are dumb Hair colour? brown Eye colour? brown Do you wear contacts? nope Favourite food? strawberries Scary movie or comedy? Comedy Last movie you watched? shrek 2 dshkjf What colour shirt are you wearing? white Summer or winter? Summer Hugs or kisses? Hugs Book you’re currently reading? nothing bc im illiterate now apparently Who do you miss right now? i dunno??? What’s on your mousepad? its plain black What’s the last TV program you watched? Parks and rec What’s the best sound? music Rolling Stones or The Beatles? neither What’s the furthest you ever travelled? to hawaii i think Do you have a special talent? nopee Where were you born? In Florida

[ikam-maki]

@rebbi-sonnenhell ​ asdfghjjhan I thank thee for tagging me i dunno why im getting excited over this but I AM

Rules: answer these 30 questions about yourself, then tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know.

1. Nicknames: Yumi, Mi, Chang (i blame my parents sdasfg)

2. Gender: Female

3. Star sign: Cancer :^)))

4. Height: 145 cm, soooo 4′9″ 8^)))))))

5. Time: 10:53 pm

6. Birthday: July 21

7. Favourite band: i don’t know?????

8. Favourite solo artist: I DON’T KNOW????? (I AM A MUSICALLY ILLITERATE)

9. Song stuck in my head: Sing by Ed Sheeran (???? i dont even know why I’m listening to it???)

10. Last movie you watched: dayum it’s been so long, i can’t rememeber T T

11. Last show you watched: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood i was rewatching it shut up shut up

12. When did I create my blog: around 2015????? I cant remember sht

13. What do I post: There’s FMA, also Greed from FMA, some other fandom shpill, and some personal shpill. OH! Have I mentioned FMA already? Oh and also Greed! Did I mentioned Greed yet?

14. Last thing I googled: Language of Flowers I think????

15. Do you have other blogs: @fcxccisfineshutup​ THIS ONE! Some Greed Lives AU with a dash of OC insert that is technically a self insert let me live Also @ikonisles it’s about Dungeons and Dragons and it’s kinda dead also i don’t solo operate it soooo lolololol ????? 

17. Why did you choose your url: cuz i didn’t like my old url so I changed it. I sneezed at the time lol

18. Following: 420 blaze it (prolly should unfollow some cuz most of it are like dead blogs left to die)

19. Followers: AAAAAAA 53

20. Favourite colours: cyan, teal, the rest of the color wheel

21. Average hours of sleep: 2-5 hours someone help me

22. Lucky number(s): i don’t have any???

23. Instruments I played: a piano, that’s the end

24. What am I wearing: pink kids shirt, and skinny dark gray pants.

25. How many blankets I sleep with: just one 

26. Dream job: one of Greed’s arm ladies??? a broke artist??? Animator really but I’m lazy as all hell..

27. Dream trip(s): Japan, Canada, Switzerland, Ireland, anywhere that isn’t my house

28. Favourite food: my dad’s homemade fried rice with a huge dose of tomato ketchup

29. Nationality: Filipino

30. Favourite song: Too many to even pick lolol Woke The F-ck Up by Jon Bellion is one of em tho

Imma just tag @se34r5 @im-too-obsessed-with-stuff @lingthing @stubbornjerk (I DUNNO I PUT YOU HERE) @elvje @breezently @ladywiltshire not 20 like I care asdfgh

I dunno if anyone I’ve tagged already done this but yeah 8^DDDD