#i dont want to give you my fungus babies :’(

[clanoffelidae]

Trying in vain to explain to the cats that we can’t cuddle for a few days bc I have ringworm on my leg 😔

[mycochaotix]

my wittle baby inoculated mushroom spore swab colonies, all have two fungal friends that I dont want there xD- Recent fungal contam close ups, so you dont have to do it <3 —- if we compare morphologies of both contam colonies in question to the expected smaller mushroom fungus’ mycelium, its easy to tell they are troublesome fungal molds!

The mold in last two photos gives itself away by its location, its excessive growth speed, and its hyphae being overly filamentous compared to expected mushroom mycelium and esp conpared to inoculated germinations visible near it :) but as i watch the PE spores grow out the hyphae start to look similar to the edge outlier…. Hmmm. I wont toss this plate just isolate… would hate to have a particularly vigorous mushy isolate be wasted xD

first two photos are of umbo plate, with clearly a colorized mold colony, very dusty and powdery. I plan to do microscopic ID later today once I get scotch tape to try and ID it for real! Im thinking its am ascomycete at least!

Linktr.ee/mycochaotix

[kudzucataclysm]

hello! what was your process for designing martians?

Hi!! :D this is actually an interesting question…ig my 'process' cant be really considered a process at all! i just took things that i liked in certain medias and mashed em into one :D

but i guess i can try to give you a good answer...I think at first i took into account/speculated what life on Mars would look like if things were a bit different, which led me to this clip from Disney’s Tomorrowland- which i actually use as a bit of reference for how the environment is, and how it would be with funky creatures running around!

I wanted Martians to be…unappealing looking? Kind of like a random-character generator with not a lot of adjustment put into it so to speak. But it should be relatively obvious that Martians aren’t biologically possible. They didn’t happen naturally so to speak, there wasn’t any sort of evolution that they underwent :0 i can even say that theyve undergone devolution instead

Getting a bit off track, i generally looked to other bits of media for their appearances! More particularly the alien species in Dragon Ball and the chimera ants from Hunter X Hunter (the half alien chimera species in SE is a reference to HxH huehue); just a general mishmash of several different things forced to share one being so to speak…oh and the machos from MFKZ, weird black shapeshifting slug alien heh

As for biology iii dont really know :0 i went through different ‘sets’ of how they work- at first they actually worked a lot like plants?? And there was an actual reason why they looked red. Then a weird sentient fungus species in my earliest drafts/notes but at the input of a friend i decided to design them based on combustion engines! The engines of cars to be exact, cars that were designed with fuck-all care and really not paid much attention to in how they would work…especially the bomb bit. I personally dont know what inspired the whole 'they detonate into a small nuclear explosion and cause acid blood rain tornado storm cells for weeks on end’ thing. I kinda wanted to go all out in terms of making these guys

But also i based a bit of their biology on pokemon. Especially the whole egg system and the Martian babies themselves are just fluffy red tangelas who sometimes dont come out eggs v-v sometimes they come from the dirt..

raaaagh i feel like im not making sense and my head aint working with me so ALL IN ALL i designed Martians to...be weird! impossible even!! theyre basically discarded toys from a story/lore standpoint, and i didnt wanna bother to go into the nitty gritty realism that i always tend to do in my scifi stories with aliens...i just wanted to have fun! and have them not make sense in a way, if u get me :3

[ewritesthangs]

Q AND A TIME

Q and A time. Questions. And answers. Always a fun time especially with Corpse. Should be easy right? Ha! You guys veer off track more times than you can count!

"Hey guys. Y/N and Corpse here!"

"Whaddup babies." The sugar sweet sound of his raspy, gravely voice captures the hearts of many women and men. Including yours.

"That does things to me."

"Like?"

"Malfunction."

"You're functioning fine."

"I've learned to hide it well."

"Anyway, we are answering your most desirable questions. Thank you so much for participating and asking those questions. They're all great. Some were a bit weird."

"Like really guys? Toe fungus? Ew."

"Stay on topic babe." Corpse places a hand on your shoulder for emphasis.

"Okay first question. How did you and Y/N meet? We went to school together and lived next to each other."

"Then they moved. Leaving me all alone."

"I came back. Im here aren't I? Geeze."

"You're all mine now." He presses a loud kiss to your cheek. You blush and giggle, patting his cheek as he kisses you.

"My honey."

"How are you guys coping with the pandemic? Oh we are doing okay. Some days are harder than others."

"One time, Corpse was so sad, he wouldn't get out of bed. So I compromised and snuggled with him. Giving him kisses, love, attention. All the things he was craving apparently because about 2 hours later he got up and we went outside."

"She is so incredible. I can't even begin to explain my love and affection for her."

"You're such a sap. Its so sickenly sweet. Gross."

"You love it."

"I plead the fifth on that one."

"Okay next question!"

"Do you inspire each other? Deep. Yes we do. I hope I inspire Cor. He inspires me a lot. To be a better person."

"Now who is the sap?"

"Sappy questions deserve sappy reponses." You retort. Corpse just snickers.

"What is your greatest achievement together or apart? Well one of mine is blowing utogether. In such a small amount of time. Together? Hitting 3 years together."

"Holy shit its been that long?"

"Time flies baby."

"True shit right there."

"And I wouldn't-"

"Dont you dare."

"Have it any other way."

"You did it. Dammit Corpse. Sappyness."

"Sappy questions deserve sappy responses." He mocks with a smirk.

"You-you just used my line against me?"

"You do it to me all the time."

"Fair point."

You guys continue on, taking some live questions as well.

"How have you, Y/N, coped with Corpses medical issues? I stand right beside him, make sure he does his diet correctly and support him. If a flare-up happens we do immediate action. When he does to get his throat looked at, im holding his hand in the waiting room and waiting for him when he gets out. I listen to the doctors intently so I can be well informed."

"She seriously is the best. I can't even begin to describe the gratitude I have for her being there every little step of the way."

"Anything for the man I love." You two kiss, a cute sweet kiss to each others lips.

"I love you too."

"Oh thank God. I thought you kept me around cause I cleaned so well."

"That too."

"I knew it." You whisper loud enough for everyone to hear. Corpse pats your head.

"One more question."

"When are you guys getting married? Eventually. We hopefully will."

"Wellllllllllllll. I was going to wait until our anniversary."

"Wait what?"

"Get married on our anniversary. So I don't have to remember more dates."

"Lazy ass giving me a heart attack."

"You said the same thing when we talked about it."

"Thats besides the point here Cor."

"Well thats it for now folks! Thank you so much for following and supporting me and Y/N. We love you and can't wait to update you in a few months."

"Bye guys! Love yourself and then love others! We love you!" Corpse turns the livestream off and sighs heavily, tired from all the talking and laughing. "Wanna head to bed baby?"

"I want to do something first."

"As in?"

"Come with me." He gets up and takes your hand. You follow him to the balcony. The moon and a few stars were shining in the sunset.

"Wow. What beauty."

"I was hoping for the perfect sunset moment to do this."

"Do what? Oh my god." Corpse was getting down on one knee. A ring box in his hand. Unopened. He opens it, and you see a beautiful ring of your favorite metal and your birthstone. You audibly gasp. Tears flowing freely down your cheeks. Your hand was covering your mouth that was ajar.

"I love you more than life itself. You give me hope. You love me and support me and I want nothing more than for you to be my wife. Will you, Y/N Y/M/N, marry me?"

"Oh my God, YES CORPSE!" you can't contain your excitement for you just got engaged! You were jittery with love and happiness. His lips curl into a smile as he slips the ring onto your finger. He stands up and pulls you into his embrace before kissing you deeply, so deeply it almost knocks you out. Butterflies and stars dance around your head. You truly loved this man with all your heart. And now you're marrying him.

"You just made me the happiest man in the world."

"You're telling me. Oh my God were getting married!" You grab his face and peck his lips again. "Holy shit. How did you?"

"I crafted it online while you were away for that week." He smirked.

"You never seize to amaze me."

"Wait until you see where our honeymoon is gonna be."

"What!? Where?!"

"Tune in next year for when we get married. You'll find out after the wedding."

"I hate the suspense."

"I love you."

"I love you more."

"Forever."

"And ever."

[toutallyahoe]

I get the whole Heisenberg thing in game, cause y'know... gotta have gameplay. But like...

*cracks fingers*

time to rewrite canon. AKA operation Ethan listens to Heisenberg's ramblings for 5 seconds longer and decides that .... well, they're never gonna be friends but also like... you help me get my baby back.... I help you put a knife in Miranda's skull.... also I don't want to be thrown into a pit with a sentient lawn mower, it's all gonna be great. And then Chris comes along and explains everything. Heisenberg explains some more lore about Miranda cause he knows things. They have a very tense stare-down before coming to a truce. And basically, everything goes down the same except for Heisenberg gets a good shot in on Miranda and escapes with everyone. The whole people weapon factory gets solved by the village being exploded. Also like Ethan doesn't sacrifice himself, Heisenberg is just like "lmao, you weak ass fungus" and picks him up like he's a ragdoll while Chris carries the baby. And everything is fine.

Also yes pls more RE8 fluff, bb. I need it. I may not have screamed at you like when Sean died, but like.... I still need the fluff for my poor poor heart. And also just in general I'm thinking a lot about semi-fluffy platonic lords x [Name]. ... I have many thoughts.

Sorry to hear you can't sleep, bb. Hope you can fall asleep soon. Go make yourself some warm milk and become a blanket burrito. Even if you can't sleep, being comfy will give you a bit of rest. Love you my sweet handsome bean, be good to yourself.

i know for a fact that heisenberg was stronger than the other lords (he was almost perfect vessel and mother miranda's favorite after all) but his whole boss battle really was... lacking. i mean, he could easily control the bullets and rockets aimed at him... although one could say he was too busy focusing on his scrappy transformers form than focus on ethan's bullet— but still

and i love that operation. i think the re fandom collectively agrees with that operation very much afshsjfjsjfjsjfagahdjjdhd and i like the small detail of chris and heisenberg having a very tense stare down since both of them dont like the other very much (heisenberg still calling chris "boulder punching asshole" too lmao) since chris has been snooping and messing around in the village for awhile and heisenberg definitely knows about chris and his team but then they ultimately have a truce because they all want the same thing, kill mother miranda and also rescue rose

and got it bean, more re village fluff for my daeling! its the least i could on dragging you to another rabbits hole akdbajfbkabdjajdkajdjajdjajd and i love how you are thinking about some semi platonic lords x [name] fluff when my idea on that is just angst angst angst ajsvsjdbsjdbsjdbjwhe but we will talk about it more tomorrow if you want? i would say now but i feel like you want me to go to sleep since its late 😅😅

and thank you daeling. im too lazy too get up and drink milk so ill just be a lil burrito blanket bean. ngl the headache is getting worse so i might try to pass out after this because ajsbdjsjdnsndnmsndjsndjd 😔😔

but i adore you and nyan daeling, to the moon and back 💙💙💙

[feral--bog--witch]

Alright, Ive got some time between editing and chores where I can sit down and actually explain some discourse I was in a bit ago with a vegan radfem. I stated that animals dont have human emotions and that I lived on a farm and they stated I was not an animal lover if I owned a farm and that yes animals do have human emotions. I wanted to clarify my position.

I am not vegan or vegetarian, first thing out of the gate. I eat meat, eggs, honey, and drink milk. Do I have issues with the over production and handling of major agriculture and livestock centers? Abso-fucking-lutely. Over consumption has created an unsustainable and brutal system that needs to be fixed. I agree with this. However the use of animal products is something I will always disagree with. Specifically because of how I view life and death.

My view of life is that no matter where you go or who or what you are, you require death to sustain you. From the plants that grow to the tigers in the jungle, something must die or decay to feed life. It's a natural and inescapable circle. Fungus and bacteria feed of of decaying bodies, breaking them down to the barest forms. Plants grow while feeding off of those decayed remains, growing off of the nutrients left. Herbivores and omnivores eat the plants to sustain themselves, taking in that life to grow and flourish. Carnivores and omnivores eat the herbivores to sustain themselves, to grow strong and old. Eventually they all die, once again bringing us to the beginning of that cycle. There is no place on this earth where you can live without death. Every living being on this planet is alive because of death because death sustains us.

In a cosmic or spiritual sense I do not hold one living being as superior to another. To me I feel the same reverence towards the plants that I eat as I do to the chickens that lay the eggs I eat as I do to the steer whose flesh I consume. Each one of those creatures is revered to me, their death or work brings me life, sustains me, and each of them is important and none are more important than the other. They do not hold more or less value to me based on who they are. The garden I plant get the same love and affection as the animals I raise. Why should I love and revere one and not the other when both will end up giving their lives for the cycle we live in? I know I will one day die and my body will return to the earth and the cycle will begin again with me being consumed by the very things that I had consumed in life.

We all sustain ourselves on death, the death of a plant or an animal does not matter, it is still death. And each of those deaths has meaning and matters as each of those lives had meaning and mattered.

So now that I've explained that so you have a better understanding of how I view the world, let's discuss animals and emotions. Animals and plants do not have human emotion. They don't and no one can convince me otherwise. Why? Because a dog has dog emotions, a cow has cow emotions, a tree has tree emotions. They each have their own way of perceiving the world and we shouldn't forget that. When we get so intent on seeing ourselves in animals we forget to see them. We look for only ourselves and become blinded to just how special their perception of the world is. I don't want to know which dog emotion mimics human emotion. I want to know exactly how a dog perceives its world and processes it. I don't want to see me in a dog I want to see that dog as a dog, as a life perceiving its world around it in its own unique way. I want to connect with it not because I see humanity but because our perceptions overlap and I can see the world through its eyes, not my own.

I feel the same way about plants. They all perceive the world in unique and vastly different ways and when you look at the world and try to see humanity in it, you ignore and are blinded to the things that are removed from that narrow scope. Plants do have feelings and perceive the world but it's so vastly different from ours we say they have none. But if they did not then the rose would never have grown thorns, the tree would never scar, the grass would never release hormones to warn others when it is cut, the dandelions would not tell others to duck when they are cut either.

Plants have a vast world of communication and feeling that we do not see because we are so blinded by looking for ourselves in nature we refuse to see the perceptions of the things that are just too different to comprehend.

So no. Animals do not have human emotions. Animals have animal emotions, plants have plant emotions,and that's great and wonderful. Each of those perceptions of the world are so important in understanding life and each other. To think otherwise shows the human superiority complex we have. We believe we are the mould in which intelligent life itself is cast from, if it is not like us, if we cannot see ourselves within it, it is not truly living or feeling. It's useless and stupid and is not worth the time to understand because there is nothing there to understand. All because we tried to look for ourselves rather than simply see what each living thing perceives of the world.

Onto my farm and the accusation that if I own a farm I cannot love animals. Im not going to give away too many irl details but we inherited the farm back in 2000 when family died. We moved out here and have been here ever since. I spoke of generations of animals and I was telling the truth. A majority of the animals on our farm can be traced back to rescued animals. We have a great love of finding the poorest, most neglected little beasties and rescuing them and bringing them home. We took care of them, loved them, and let them flourish. Cull sheep, orphaned calves, cage hens, abused cats, neglected goats, meat horses, you name it, we probably rescued it at one point. We even had a few years where we would buy barn pigeons stuffed into tiny boxes simply to let them fly free.

Those first animals became our bedrock and we grew on them. They had babies and their babies had babies and they grew old and they died and their family line lives on. A vast majority of the animals on our farm can be traced back to a rescue we did. We let the animals be animals and that included having babies. Yes we will sell some and you could twist it and say we participate in the corporate industrial meat industry but not really.

We never sell to feedlots or through massive operations. It's farm to freezer. We sell directly to consumers or people who have consumers to sell to (some of our buyers have people who live provinces over so they facilitate the deals we couldn't under normal circumstances). These animals are well loved and taken care of to the moment they are sold and butchered. We dont run 600 head or 1000 head. We run less than 100 and some people prefer it to buying stock from a store. At least with us they have the opportunity to come and see where their meat is from and see how they are treated. (Let me tell you people get really excited when they see you can go through a sheep or goat herd with the animals trying to love on you for scratches because you hand raised most of them and know you always scratch the best.)

A vast majority of our butchering is done locally as well. The one shop we mainly use does on the farm slaughtering meaning you don't stress the animal out by shipping it to a huge plant where it is noisy and quite frankly terrifying or even shipping them all over to a new enviroment. They stay at home and they die at home as painlessly as possible. They arent stressed and they never have to leave the place they were born. I prefer it that way. I don't like my animals to get stressed or scared. Neither do the rest of us here.

Im an animal lover 100%. If owning a farm negates that in some people's eyes I have to ask why? Is it because cows aren't cute enough to love or own? Is it because sheep aren't good enough to be on posters? Is it because I choose to extend my love to the unconventional animals? The non-cuddly ones? Why does living on a farm negate my love of other beings? Should we have left their ancestors to be abused and neglected? Should we have sold off the native prairie pastures we have to be torn up into single crop farms rather than allow our animals to roam free? Should we have left the cage hens in their cages rather than let them have free range on the farm to do as they wish (seriously though. Our ladies eat all the bugs. I haven't had a tick in years. They eat them all)?

Yes we have to sell some for meat but that is how we sustain ourselves so we can continue to survive and buy feed for all those that are left. I dont care what people think about our farm or our animals because nothing will change the fact that we have goats that give you hugs, chickens that treat you like one of the girls and try to feed you, to cows that want to bounce and play with you, horses that think teasing you is the greatest fun in the world, and sheep that will bowl you over trying to get attention and love.

Our animals are happy, healthy, and well loved. And in this world, that's the best thing for them.

[tismroot]

www.tism.wanker.com Album Launch - IRC Net Conference

On the 19th of May 1998, TISM attempted to hold a Net Launch for their new album, www.tism.wanker.com. It failed miserably (of course), with constant flooding of the IRC channel, jerky and broken picture transmission, and apathetic answers to much sought-after questions. TISM obviously detest their fans, but the faithful followers keep coming back for more. Why?? Here is the evidence, sent to me by a disgruntled fan.

Session Start: Tue May 19 15:39:23 1998 * Logging #tismlive to '#tismlive.log' <FunkyGroo> are you here for the launch ?? <KickiTT> yup <FunkyGroo> you're a bit bloody early <KickiTT> yeah, wanted to get into the mosh pit <KickiTT> :) *** Retrieving #tismlive info... *** KickiTT changes topic to 'If You're Early, Forget It' <FunkyGroo> what does that mean <KickiTT> nothing <TisM> hehe <KickiTT> Do I have a life?  I think not <KickiTT> It's only 3.40pm, for Christ's sake! *** TisM has quit IRC (Leaving) <KickiTT> TisM's left, and I'm *still* here.  Sad. <FunkyGroo> check it out <KickiTT> what? *** McBain (d.morrison@129.94.144.149) has joined #tismlive <McBain> Hellooo? <KickiTT> hey there! <McBain> looking forward to the live sounds? <KickiTT> sure thing <KickiTT> hey, is that you Lachlan? <KickiTT> how you doin man! <McBain> okay, i'm at a loss, who are you kickitt and more importantly do i know you? <KickiTT> well I'm on the mailing list <McBain> which mailing list? <KickiTT> are you on the TISM e-mailing list? *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-61.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <McBain> im afraid you have got me mistaken for somebody else <KickiTT> so where you guys from, McBain, Freshy? <McBain> besides im not the tism fan im just setting up for a friend so that he may listen to the live stuff <KickiTT> McBain - ok <Freshy> sale <McBain> hello <KickiTT> hi there <Freshy> my bloody server wont recieve the realplayer stuff <KickiTT> what's the error you're getting Freshy? *** TisM (tism@d053.meldas1.access.net.au) has joined #tismlive <TisM> check it out 1234 <TisM> check it out <TisM> 1234 <Freshy> server alert: you cannot recieve this content. Either your network bandwith isnt wide enough or the CPU isnt powerful enough to decode it <Freshy> I am running a pentium too <Freshy> any ideas? <TisM> Fressy <Freshy> tism <TisM> The deal is that its set up to do both, <Freshy> how ya goin <TisM> the problem is to do IRC only and then jump back and forth <Freshy> do both what? <TisM> on your Real video <Freshy> ok <Freshy> so i should quit 1 and do the other <Freshy> is that right? <KickiTT> what speed modem do you have? <Freshy> 28.8 <Freshy> running at 26400 <KickiTT> hmmm, should be ok. . . <Freshy> bastard of a thing <KickiTT> yeah trust TISM to make it hard on everyone! <KickiTT> :) <Freshy> hehe <Freshy> have u tried to hook it up yetr ? *** Rooter (palex@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive <KickiTT> it's probably a godsend you won't see their ugly mugs anyway <Freshy> haha <Rooter> no bukin furries punk ! <KickiTT> yeah, I got a shot of some guy setting up the camera, then a shot of a desk and chair for an hour! <Freshy> I got that <TisM> check it out <TisM> 1234 5678 <Freshy> then I tried to start it again and nothing would work <TisM> hrehheh <TisM> 1234 <TisM> 455676 <TisM> 4566456 <TisM> 47477 <KickiTT> testing <KickiTT> dfslkjadsljsdfjlsdfljasdf <Freshy> hey TISM: your goddamm site wont work for me <Freshy> bloody country phone exchanges <KickiTT> yeah fuck off TISM, this is OUR channel! <KickiTT> :) * Freshy goes down to the Kilmany phone exchange and gives the monkeys running the thing a boot in the arse <Freshy> I wonder if that will work <KickiTT> hey McBain baby, you still there? <Freshy> hey its woking!!! <Freshy> wooohooo <KickiTT> the Real Video? <Freshy> 2 blokes in an office <Freshy> its a good start I guesss <TisM> heheh <TisM> Hehe <Freshy> am I lookinga at the right thing TISM? <KickiTT> they're putting up the shocking new logo and promo poster <Freshy> ojn what? <Freshy> i cant see that <KickiTT> BRING BACK THE 'Truckin Songs'-era TISM font!! <KickiTT> on the wall <Rooter> check it out !!!\ <KickiTT> now there's some guy scratching his arse <Freshy> I am not seeing that <Rooter> fungus <Rooter> the pain in my brain works mainly when I'm insane ! <KickiTT> I wonder how many chicks are gonna be on channel tonite <Freshy> kickitt: is your real player constantly changing? <Freshy> mine is static <KickiTT> mine's moving: a bunch of guys walking around wondering how to operate the equipment <Freshy> mine isnt <Freshy> what the fark is going wrong? <KickiTT> try quitting the real player and going back into it <Freshy> pnm://sandpit.access.net.au/tism.ra <Freshy> is that the location you have opened? <KickiTT> that's the one <Freshy> not working here *** Retrieving #tismlive info... <Freshy> just showing half a bloke and his arse *** KickiTT changes topic to 'If You're Early, Forget It: These guys have no idea!' <FunkyGroo> heaps <KickiTT> you've got 2 hours, fellas <KickiTT> get it together! <KickiTT> Freshy: I think they're just sending out test shots at the moment - the current one runs 58 seconds and it's the same every time I play it *** Freshy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <KickiTT> hi TisM <KickiTT> can I get an early question in? *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-33.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <FunkyGroo> send it off to the email address, so I can add it in. <Freshy> kickitt: is your realplayer still moving? <Freshy> mine just seems to stay still <FunkyGroo> we're just testing the system <Freshy> woohoo its working <KickiTT> they're just sending out the same test shot at the moment, nothing live Freshy <Freshy> ok <Freshy> I just saw a minute of 2 blokes talking then back to static.....is that what I should have seen? <Freshy> back to nothing happening <KickiTT> OK it's live now <KickiTT> who is that ugly fuck in the purple t-shirt? *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup48.gl.hardnet.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** Freshy1 (moorella@dialup-m1-41.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <KickiTT> exciting innit? *** boBenasnI (sam@d67.cia.com.au) has joined #tismlive <Freshy1> mine isnt even working <Vort_X> whos the dood on the netcast page talking into what looks like a cassete recorder. <boBenasnI> is that guy who was testing the audio before here???? <Vort_X> could be a phone. <Rooter>   *** Freshy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Vort_X> how does one get any audio. <Vort_X> ??? <KickiTT> back in a sec. . . <Vort_X> don't worry. i got some dude humming. <Vort_X> it's all happening..yay <Vort_X> are they going to move the camera back to fit them all in. and is the jack the guy talking about J. Cheese? <Freshy1> mine isnt doing a fucking thing <KickiTT> it's not live, it's gone back to test video <Vort_X> well. it works. <Vort_X> Freshy; whats happening with yours. <Freshy1> not a great deal :( <Freshy1> the real player just has a static pic on it <Freshy1> when I go to reload the .ra loacation nothing happens <Freshy1> it just has some long haired git on the screen <Vort_X> well fucked if i know. <Freshy1> makes 2 of ud <Vort_X> are you using realaudio or going through the live.html page? <Rooter> check 1234 <Rooter> 978567673 <Rooter> yep <Freshy1> tried using the real audio <Freshy1> the live page just has a realaudio logo <FunkyGroo> test 1234 <Freshy1> and none of the buttons are clickable <KickiTT> that is one ugly son of a bitch <Vort_X> what browser r u using, ie or netscape. <Freshy1> netscape <Vort_X> communicator or 3.01? <Freshy1> 3.01 *** PunkyFunk (~palex@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive <Vort_X> ummm. don't know if it makes a difference. try closing netscape and then re-opening it up. <PunkyFunk> doods <Freshy1> some bloke just started humming and whistling <Freshy1> I got some bloke talking <Vort_X> yep, thats the video. <Freshy1> ok <Freshy1> some bloke in a purple t shirt <Vort_X> ? it's just a re-run video... <Freshy1> ok <Vort_X> mine has just restarted. <boBenasnI> its not live i dont think <Freshy1> sounds like bedlum there <Freshy1> it just stpeed <Freshy1> stopped <boBenasnI> its not live <boBenasnI> i hope it will be at 6:30 <Freshy1> i wonder if mine will work ehn the live thing starts <boBenasnI> im going , be back before 6:30 *** boBenasnI has quit IRC (this is Ron Hitler Barrassi from TISM talking to Cris from the Breakfasters , Cr) <PunkyFunk> hehe <PunkyFunk> :-> *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive <KickiTT> Medea, welcome to the SECOND coolest TISM channel  :) <^Medea^> hee hee!  Just got here a minute ago! *giggles*  Guess everyone else is just lurking for now! *** kizmyaz (sehagell@t-cssc-4-4-p11.dialup.wisc.edu) has joined #tismlive <KickiTT> hey there kiz <kizmyaz> yo home skillet! <Freshy1> what does buffered play mean on realplayer? <KickiTT> our second overseas chatter?? <TisM> check it out <kizmyaz> am i so easily spotted? <TisM> 1234 <KickiTT> shut up TISM <KickiTT> :) <^Medea^> Hee hee!  Kickitt!  Leo just came online!  He should be here any sec... <KickiTT> ok! <KickiTT> let's do a hands up type thingy for everyone on the mailing list. . . * KickiTT puts his hand up * Freshy1 puts his hand up <Freshy1> I hope Lachy isnt here * ^Medea^ puts her hand up *** PunkyFunk has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** Rooter has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <^Medea^> Someone PING me! *** FunkyGroo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** VortX (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has joined #tismlive -> [^Medea^] PING <kizmyaz> i wood, but i'm just learning this program. *** VortX (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has left #tismlive (VortX) *** Vort_X has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <KickiTT> Medea - 49 seconds! <^Medea^> HEY!  I got a fucked up message from my RealPlayer saying that I can't receive anything from the tism thing cuz my bandwidth is too slow or my CPU isn't powerful enough?!?  Anyone else get this?! It was working fine a minute ago! *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has joined #tismlive <KickiTT> yeah, freshy was getting that as well <^Medea^> Hmmmm.....I wonder what the problem is with this thing?  *WHACK!* <KickiTT> I just checked it, they're playing the "Cunt" video at the moment! <Vort_X> what happened to the Op? <KickiTT> dunno, maybe he got bored! <^Medea^> Well this is just pissing me off!  Freshy!  You still getting the error message?! <Freshy1> yep <Freshy1> its not playing here <^Medea^> OH! It's working now! Thank GOD! *sigh*   *** Crisen (sinner@203.40.56.36) has joined #tismlive <Vort_X> now i got some voice...instead of the filmclip. <Freshy1> hey ys it is! <Crisen> lol *** Rooter (root@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive <Crisen> ware the fuck r the ops? <Crisen> hehehahah <Rooter> hi All <Crisen> u think this event is gonna werk wif no ops? * Crisen laffs uncontroble <Vort_X> aarrrhhh..they put the filmclip back on...bastards.. <Vort_X> i wanted the sound. <Freshy1> mine has come up with cannot buffer entire clip <Freshy1> how do I fix this? <kizmyaz> OY! the sound never worked on the video when i downloaded it. I WANNA HEAR! <^Medea^> Freshy-I'm getting that too!  OH!  There it is....I sorta fast forwarded it a bit! *smile* <Vort_X> they have changed the vid again. *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has joined #tismlive <Freshy1> this is fucked <cyclonic> If you're creative, get stuffed... <Rooter> test *** syndrOme (JAMES_FOST@bbs2.xpress.net.au) has joined #tismlive <syndrOme> yoe <Vort_X> cyclonic: are you doing any realaudio copying for this... <cyclonic> ohhhhhhhh good idea!!! Maybe I should! <^Medea^> cyclonic-okay! hee hee...*kiss* <syndrOme> what network does this server belong to <cyclonic> but i dunno if it'll work.....gimme a sec <Freshy1> mine comes up with cannot buffer entire clip 30.0kps <cyclonic> ^Medea^, my love, how are you this fine evening? <^Medea^> Is anyone getting the vid on a smooth run?  Mine is totally buggered...FRESHY-YEAH! Mine too! <Crisen> ware the fuck r the ops? <Crisen> lol <Crisen> is TISM gonna be here tonite? <KickiTT> I'm at work, and it's still jerky <KickiTT> but that's Real Video for ya <^Medea^> cyclonic-My darling...*kiss*  I'm fine..now that you're here...*smile* <Crisen> this is gonna be a fucken mess <Crisen> hehhehaahahmwahwhhawbwahwaha <Vort_X> some dude be putting up a tism sign.. <Rooter> test <^Medea^> VortX-HUH?!  Where?! *smile*  Guess I should fast forward the clip again.... <Vort_X> where are tism going to be in melb. <cyclonic> oh man, I can't figure out how to record this....darn... <kizmyaz> say, what time is it there? <cyclonic> ^Medea^ *k* <KickiTT> I can't believe these fuckers that write TEST in IRC! <^Medea^> cyclonic-*KISS*  Think it would work if you ran it through RealPublisher?! *shrug* *** syndrOme has quit IRC (NUKE 'EM TILL THEY GLOW!) <Vort_X> is anyone taping it(on tape) so that people who aren't here can at least listen to it later. Cyclonic would be able to publish it...wouldn't you? <cyclonic> I wanna know how they managed to get the drum intro on Drop The Tude to sound so good.. <Crisen> is TISM goin to be here?! <KickiTT> No TISM is not going to be here Crisen <Crisen> wat the fuck <Crisen> why?! <cyclonic> I'm trying to figure out how to record the ra file...but I think that it'll simply be too HUGE! <KickiTT> This is just a channel for people who r on the mailing list <Vort_X> don't worry bout it cyclonic. <^Medea^> Hmmm..... <Crisen> wat the fuck <Crisen> so r alot of people goin to be here tonite? <KickiTT> no, just us. . . <^Medea^> KickiTT-Just for people onthe mailing list?!!?  huh? <cyclonic> TA Vort....if I did record it , it'd be some massive file size.. <cyclonic> Wheres my beer? <KickiTT> McBain, why you been so quiet dood? * KickiTT prods McBain with a broom handle <Vort_X> pushing the env. aren't we Kickett. <KickiTT> :) <cyclonic> *l* <^Medea^> cyclonic-Just starting on your first one?! Geez! *shakes head*  I hope you're gonna share! *smile* *** FunkyGroo (~info@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> ^Medea^, well my love, do you want one? <^Medea^> Oh hey!  Someone is hanging up a blue TISM sign....hee hee....cool! <TisM> This is just a channel for people who r on the mailing list <TisM> <Vort_X> don't worry bout it cyclonic. <TisM> This is just a channel for people who r on the mailing list <TisM> <Vort_X> don't worry bout it cyclonic. <^Medea^> cyclonic-hee hee...*kiss*  SURE! <Vort_X> oy. <KickiTT> wow, TISM's flooding their own channel! <cyclonic> Ta guys... <Vort_X> who would have guessed. * ^Medea^ laughs hysterically <Freshy1> well...I am not gonna be able to see this....it wont fucking work <Rooter> sh <Vort_X> quickly run around to a friends house freshy <KickiTT> Freshy, don't worry about it.  Real Video is dodgy at best. <Freshy1> I live 3 hrs east of melbourne <Freshy1> a bit hard <Vort_X> your only friend lives in melb? <Freshy1> it keeps saying cant buffer entire clip when I press play <Vort_X> what speed modem have ya got? <^Medea^> Freshy-Pull the little slider thingy at the top forward a bit... <Freshy1> 26400 it runs at <Vort_X> k. <Vort_X> who here is using realaudio over the live webpage? <^Medea^> VortX-huh? <kizmyaz> me. <kizmyaz> and it is silent. <Vort_X> are you actually using the realaudio prog...or just going to the webpage. <Freshy1> mine just goes to the page and nothing happens *** SinDrome_ (-ID53B4P@mail.aacres.com) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> I'm just running RV and IRC now.... <kizmyaz> i have the prog, but i am using it thru netscape.. *** elit3 (~death@demo1.newcastle.fl.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** blahss (sinner@203.40.56.36) has joined #tismlive <kizmyaz> HELP! <^Medea^> WOW!  ih ave SOUND NOW! *smile*  Freshy!  TRY AGAIN! <Freshy1> I think I give up <cyclonic> oh man... <KickiTT> uh oh. . . <Vort_X> what cyc. <^Medea^> cyclonic-What is it baby? *smile* <Freshy1> it just wont work what ever I do <cyclonic> check one two ya'all!!!!!!!! *** elit3 has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** blahss has quit IRC (Excess Flood) <Vort_X> fucking loosers. <^Medea^> hee hee! <cyclonic> sound is up...when it wants to... <KickiTT> This channel needs an op. . . <Vort_X> where did s/he go.they were here before. <cyclonic> i agree KickiTT <KickiTT> or it could get ugly <cyclonic> man my ISp is SLOOOWWWWWW..... <KickiTT> who you with cyclonic? <^Medea^> "The TISM Eye..." hee hee! *smile* *** Retrieving #tismlive info... <Vort_X> mine is soo fast. one of the fastest in Oz. an i work there...and have a FREE connection yayayayayay <Vort_X> i got that aswell. <cyclonic> local ISP in Fremantle, i'm in Perth....Nettrek Online Services..amybe its just the time of day too... *** FBF242 (~aa@dynamic162.buf.adelphia.net) has joined #tismlive *** leet0 (sinner@203.40.56.36) has joined #tismlive *** dds (~biarch@demo1.newcastle.fl.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** elit3 (~death@demo1.newcastle.fl.net.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> Vort_x: lucky prick...*g* <Freshy1> I just got an eye up <^Medea^> Freshy-COOL!  You're catching up now! *smile* <cyclonic> golly we're an hour early <KickiTT> watch out - elit3 is the flooder. . . <Vort_X> i know.... him and blahss.. <Freshy1> this is dodgey <KickiTT> and dds *** Vort_X changes topic to 'T|SM - stagediving is strictly prohibited.' *** HNB (User@203.21.6.27) has joined #tismlive <Vort_X> howdii. *** Freshy1 changes topic to 'realplayer is farkin' dodgey' <Vort_X> it aint that bad freshy <Freshy1> it hardly works here *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '' <cyclonic> Man, I wish I had Cable iNternet right now.. <Vort_X> working fine up here. <^Medea^> Freshy-Just keep running it a couple times...maybe even restart your RealPlayer! *shrug* *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1234' <^Medea^> cyclonic-Join the club! *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> i can see everyone will change the topic soon enough. <cyclonic> hee hee!!!! <Rooter> check it out *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** leet0 has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** dds has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** FBF242 has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** elit3 has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** dds (~biarch@demo1.newcastle.fl.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <KickiTT> fuckwits <^Medea^> Alright, this is just bloody annoying.... *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> fuck off leet, elit3, dds and all you other fuckwitz *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <cyclonic> KILL SINDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KickiTT> someone DEE *** TiSmLoVeR (number10@203.33.244.149) has joined #tismlive * ^Medea^ slaps SinDrome_ around a bit with a large trout *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> lol <KickiTT> Someone DCC this guy a virus *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> will you guyz fuck off... <HNB> funfunfun *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> everyone nuke the fucking flooders. *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has left #tismlive (^Medea^) *** Retrieving #tismlive info... *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> WE NEED A FUCKING OP. *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> lol *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** KickiTT changes topic to 'Fuck off SinDrome' * SinDrome_ laffs *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> hey kickett - Everyone join #tism - Kickett will Op. *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> piss these other guys off. *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has left #tismlive (cyclonic) *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'SinDrome is a useless tosser' *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** PunkyFunk (~palex@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'SinDrome-Kill Yourself now and avoid the rush' *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <KickiTT> Don't worry, I'm contacting the IRC server ops. . . *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <KickiTT> . . .as we chat *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'SinDrome-Kill Yourself now and avoid the rush' *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <Vort_X> k. *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <^Medea^> Will someone please kill SinDrome? *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> lol *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> u cant gline me *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> and ircops dont run a OPer service here *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <PunkyFunk> hehe <SinDrome_> meaning they cant op u *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' <SinDrome_> PhEaR mY 313370 skiLLZ *** SinDrome_ changes topic to '1,1____________________________________________________________________________' *** dds has quit IRC (Leaving) <Freshy1> sindrome: what kicks are you gettijg from acting like a total tosser?? *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' <Freshy1> sindrome: what kicks are you gettijg from acting like a total tosser?? *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' <Vort_X> FUCK OFF YOU TRY HARD HACKERS. U CAN'T HACK A FUCKING VAX. * ^Medea^ slaps SinDrome_ around a bit with a large trout *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' *** boBenasnI (sam@d7.cia.com.au) has joined #TISMLIVE *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' <Vort_X> The 3l33t3 will fuck u over f00ls. * ^Medea^ slaps SinDrome_ around a bit with a large trout *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' * ^Medea^ slaps SinDrome_ around a bit with a large trout <SinDrome_> oh im just bored :-) *** SinDrome_ changes topic to 'UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro0Ls UNiX Ro' <SinDrome_> lol *** SinDrome_ has quit IRC (EOF From client) <TiSmLoVeR> thank god <Vort_X> my thoughts exactly. <^Medea^> THANK GOD! <KickiTT> this shit's gonna keep happening if we don't have an op in here <Vort_X> they'll be back. <TiSmLoVeR> how come no ops * ^Medea^ breathes a great sigh of relief *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has joined #tismlive <Crisen> everyone needs to leavea <Crisen> and come back <Crisen> to get ops <Crisen> wich i think <Vort_X> i still say we all move to #tism. <cyclonic> hee hee!!! <Crisen> is gonna be imposible <Crisen> but that isnt advertised on the web site *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'Where are the ops?!' <Crisen> everyone will join here <Vort_X> bah..everyone just leave and join back in30 secs. *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has left #tismlive (Vort_X) <cyclonic> It shits me...but not as I shit me. <^Medea^> Damn straight baby...*smile* hee hee.... <KickiTT> That FunkyGroo guy was ops, but he left the channel *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> ^Medea^ my love...*s* * ^Medea^ kisses cyclonic <Vort_X> come on guys....we gotta leave...they'll be back. *** Retrieving #tismlive info... <cyclonic> *s* *** SinDrome (sinner@203.40.56.36) has joined #tismlive <^Medea^> Vort-XAnd where will we go?! I thought this is where the Q&A is gonna be! *** VoLt (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <SinDrome> now that i bo0t in my linux box <^Medea^> OH MY GOD HE'S BACK! *sigh* <SinDrome> jo0 gonn4 di3 <HNB> so how many peoples here are on the list? *** KickiTT changes topic to 'Move to #TISM if the flooders come back' <VoLt> whats up muther fucler <SinDrome> bitch :-) <SinDrome> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] | <cyclonic> SInDrome must die! <VoLt> touch sindrome *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'SinDrome is a useless tosser....' <VoLt> i fuck you all <VoLt> muther fuckers *** SinDrome has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** TiSmLoVeR (number10@203.33.244.149) has left #tismlive (TiSmLoVeR) <Crisen> haha *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has left #TISMLive (Netchick) *** SinDrome (sinner@203.40.56.36) has joined #tismlive *** VoLt changes topic to 'fuck wif sindrome you fuck wif me /ctcp volt version aww win95 muther fuckers it' *** SinDrome (sinner@203.40.56.36) has left #tismlive (SinDrome) <cyclonic> where do these dickheads come from anyway? <VoLt> austnet <VoLt> #nasa <VoLt> #r00t <VoLt> come test us muther fucker:) <VoLt> where is tism the lame fuckers *** TiSmLoVeR (number10@203.33.244.149) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> I choose to let children play their games, while we adults, behave like adults. *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has joined #TISMLive <VoLt> cyclonic *** Retrieving #tismlive info... <VoLt> good kids have more power than you fucking lame ass's <VoLt> for instance <VoLt> who here can hack <VoLt> HACK *** KickiTT changes topic to 'Sindrome takes it up the ass' <Vort_X> me..why/... <Vort_X> yay...keep abusing syndrome voice over guy.. <cyclonic> With Volt giving it to Sindrome.. <kizmyaz> hqr? <VoLt> muwhahahahaha <kizmyaz> k-rad <VoLt> vort-x <VoLt> you can hack <VoLt> gr8 <VoLt> wait <VoLt> i got some lame shit <VoLt> real lame <KickiTT> Keep pounding Sindrome's ass, VoLt, do it HARD! <Vort_X> voice over guy..say hi to me... <VoLt> i will *** Retrieving #tismlive info... <^Medea^> If it's not on the mailing list it's in here! *giggle* <PunkyFunk> test *** tret (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> wicked! more sound!!! <FunkyGroo> test *** KickiTT changes topic to 'Sindrome takes it up the ass from VoLt' <TiSmLoVeR> test <Vort_X> yay.. <Vort_X> We HATE SinDrome.... <cyclonic> Ice Ice Baby!!! *** VoLt has quit IRC (PheaReD±v2.0:mIRC32: (r00teD) By VoLt) <Rooter> check it out Half Hour  .... * ^Medea^ giggles at cyclonic <cyclonic> TISM is our JISM!!!!!! <cyclonic> Vanilla Ice was cool... <KickiTT> Let the JISM fly!!! <cyclonic> *lmao* <KickiTT> All over the faces of the upper class!!!! * ^Medea^ has no comment... *** Crisen has quit IRC (_--=[ We Share Tha Same Planet ]=--_) <Vort_X> when Tism come on, will it be prerecorded....or what. <cyclonic> Yeah, get the levels mate!!! *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <FunkyGroo> The TISM is Live.  REAL LIVE <Vort_X> yahoo. *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (FBF242) *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <TiSmLoVeR> does any one really know *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (FBF242) *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (FBF242) *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> Its on peoples! *** FBF242 (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (FBF242) *** Freshy1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <FBF242> _ *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <FunkyGroo> I'm in the room now, the doors are about to be opened! <Vort_X> yayayayayayayayayayayay <cyclonic> FunkyGroo, legend!! <Vort_X> piss off ROOT u asshole... *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <FunkyGroo> Yes people are entering! *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <tret> awwwwwww *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** tattsmann (tattsmann@ME-A15-pool-144.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** tret is now known as VoLt <VoLt> g nuke him <VoLt> you lame win95 fuckers *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> i am to lame to teardrop you all or whatever *** hillary (~hillary@smart62.smart.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <kizmyaz> HEY! mac's bite. *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has left #tismlive (cyclonic) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** barry2 (barry@ME-A01-pool-15.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <FunkyGroo> 25 min. and counting down! *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** VoLt changes topic to 'tism sucks dick :)' *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** the_fiend (turner23@animal.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <the_fiend> whatta da fook? *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <TiSmLoVeR> kill rOOt *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'Flooders suck dick......' *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <VoLt> muwhahahaha *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> kill him <boBenasnI> when will the live video start , exactly 6:30??????? *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <cyclonic> coolies baby.. <VoLt> ill teardrop smurf ping you all to death <VoLt> :) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** TiSmLoVeR changes topic to 'F.' *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'Flooders are fucking cunts...' <cyclonic> I love these cunts who choose to fuck this shit up for every other cunt in the room... *** Kempo (jasonk@bne45.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> same <Vort_X> hey, FunkyGroo....whats happening...in there.. <FunkyGroo> it's starting nowish... <Kempo> Hey folks <the_fiend> geez can't we get an op here? <^Medea^> WOW!  SOUND! 8smile*  hee hee! <TiSmLoVeR> i'm coming back <KickiTT> FunkyGroo, it's not gonna start here without an op. . . <Vort_X> suggest they announce that the channel should be #tism.... <Vort_X> cause of fuckwitz like root. *** boBenasnI has quit IRC (this is Ron Hitler Barrassi from TISM talking to Cris from the Breakfasters , Cr) <barry2> whover has ops, boot root_ <Vort_X> no-one does.... <Vort_X> funky....u did before didn't you.. <cyclonic> get a fucking op in here now and fuck rOOt off! <TiSmLoVeR> i'm getting live from real player,everyone else too <Kempo> Anyone not getting anything from the sandpit server? <^Medea^> Kempo!  I'm not!  i keep getting the damn server alert messaqge!  GRRR!!!!! <cyclonic> ^Medea^ *kiss* * ^Medea^ returns cyclonic's kiss *kiss* *HUGZ* <Kempo> Medea - same here. <TiSmLoVeR> i'm get video ,anyone else <Vort_X> yep. <Kempo> Nope <cyclonic> *s* <kizmyaz> kinda <hillary> yeah, i got it] * ^Medea^ crawls away and starts crying in the corner...this thing hates me! *sob* <TiSmLoVeR> this is m rated version <the_fiend> eugh guyz keep it of chan huh???? :) * Netchick will be back. <Kempo> Is anyone who has a 33.6K modem or less getting the video? *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has left #TISMLive (Netchick) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <cyclonic> DAMN SLOW connection... *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> kill root.... *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <VoLt> muwhahaha <VoLt> how <VoLt> you all on win95 <Vort_X> fuck off Root..u aint smart... <VoLt> i only one with linux <VoLt> ill fuck you all up *** ^Medea^ changes topic to 'r00t_ is a fucking cunt...' *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> when you nuke me *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) * TiSmLoVeR takes out high powered rife and shoots him dead <Kempo> To all those who have video - are any of you on 33.6 modems or less? *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> I cleared out of work early for this shit, fucking changed my life around for this one thing, and these fuckwits just wanna be smartarses...fuckwits! <^Medea^> WOO HOO! <Rooter> wow <Rooter> :) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) * TiSmLoVeR is 56 *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive * ^Medea^ slaps r00t_ around a bit with a large trout <VoLt> cyclonic <VoLt> time to die *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <TiSmLoVeR> but run at 33.6  tonight <VoLt> you also will need to reinstall windows <VoLt> what a day <hillary> Is anyone else just watching the video of the eye? <VoLt> time to die mtuher fucker *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <Vort_X> yep. <VoLt> vort-x *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <VoLt> you mirc user <VoLt> muwhahaha <kizmyaz> oh yeah. eye. <Kempo> Can't connect here. *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> BitchX kicks ass *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <TisM> the eye is the only thing that's there at the moment ........don't worry, we're coming your way real soon <Vort_X> yep..don't mess with me..... *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <barry2> can't connect either * ^Medea^ beats VoLt over the head with a baseball bat...DON'T YOU TOUCH HIM! *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <cyclonic> ^Medea^ ta baby....*kiss* <VoLt> medea *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> i allready is checking *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (r00t_) <cyclonic> where is a fucking op for this room? *** ^d00bie^ (d00bie@dynamic92_7.riv.csu.edu.au) has joined #tismlive <TiSmLoVeR> some one walk past camera *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive <barry2> tismlover: have you been able to connect to the sandpit server? <TiSmLoVeR> yep <barry2> tismlover: what connection do you have? *** SamScrotu (johnmc@203.14.103.167) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> cya fuckers *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-58.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> cya fuckers <VoLt> cya fuckers <^Medea^> Anyone else getting the server alert from their RealPlayer? <r00t_> cya fuyckwit muther fuckers all winblows faggots <r00t_> cya fuyckwit muther fuckers all winblows faggots <hillary> i'm getting the same video clip again <r00t_> cya fuyckwit muther fuckers all winblows faggots <Vort_X> me too. <r00t_> cya fuyckwit muther fuckers all winblows faggots <^Medea^> Wow...big words for a prick.... <KickiTT> i'm getting the video as well *** the_fiend has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <FunkyGroo> keep it up root and someone will boot you out the door *** hogie (~user@infinite1-27.inf.net.au) has joined #tismlive <Vort_X> why don't someone do it now.. *** r00t_ has quit IRC (Excess Flood) *** r00t_ (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** r00t_ is now known as Uh1Qu6Gh2 *** cyclonic has quit IRC (Leaving) <VoLt> fuckers *** Victims (dey@b1-61.melbpc.org.au) has joined #tismlive *** tattsmann has quit IRC (Leaving) <Victims> Hi All <Vort_X> howdy victims.. *** Kempo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res <VoLt> blah <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res *** Kempo (jasonk@bne87.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> mwuahhahahahahaahahahah <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res *** Luke (mage@ppp19.alexia.net.au) has joined #tismlive <VoLt> got nothing to say now <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res <kizmyaz> don't they have anything else to do? <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res *** Kempo (jasonk@bne87.thehub.com.au) has left #tismlive (Kempo) <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res * TiSmLoVeR thinks this just ad time for tism <Uh1Qu6Gh2> fuckers you are all lame tism suck you and your muther fucker gay ass friends on here grow up and enjoy the fucking funy flood wh0res *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has joined #tismlive <kizmyaz> very odd. <PunkyFunk> Change Channel to #tismlive1 *** Uh1Qu6Gh2 has quit IRC (Excess Flood) * SamScrotu slaps Uh1Qu6Gh2 around a bit with a large trout <TiSmLoVeR> do you think we will really talk to them. <Vort_X> no..they won't be in here... *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has joined #TISMLive <cyclonic> back again.... *** the-fiend (turner23@animal.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 *** the-fiend (turner23@animal.thehub.com.au) has left #tismlive (the-fiend) *** hogie (~user@infinite1-27.inf.net.au) has left #tismlive (hogie) *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has left #tismlive (Vort_X) *** Kempo (jasonk@bne87.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** Ron (budgeman@dialup-t1-115.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> I need beer. *** VoLt (r00t@slalb2p19.ozemail.com.au) has left #tismlive (VoLt) <PunkyFunk> we got plenty here *** Bevan (~bevan@sungear.mame.mu.OZ.AU) has joined #tismlive <cyclonic> good! <KickiTT> wow, the video again, how exciting. . . <KickiTT> <yawn> <Kempo> Whats with the vid - are they just repeating the music clip? <cyclonic> luv them beeps... *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #tismlive <Kempo> Everybody sing! * ^Medea^ giggles at cyclonic...hee hee! * TiSmLoVeR thinks all a great hoax,just like tiam * TiSmLoVeR oops Tism <Luke> who was at the gig on sunday? <^Medea^> I can't see nuthin yet! *pout* RP is being a cunt! *pout* <^d00bie^> same, same.. <TiSmLoVeR> was at saturadys in sydney <cyclonic> rebuffering... <^d00bie^> "your network bandwidth is not fast enough" <^Medea^> Doobie-Yep....same old shit! *sigh* <Luke> what can I do to increase my bandwidth? <^d00bie^> hey!! <kizmyaz> i am no longer getting eye <^d00bie^> i know.. <^d00bie^> go to the realplayer preferences... *** Freshy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <KickiTT> Why are they playing the karaoke version??? <Luke> cool thanks <^d00bie^> and adjust the device you're using.. <Kempo> It's the Satan version! <^Medea^> there is a preferences on Realplayer? <^d00bie^> say, to a t1/LAN.. ;) *** barry2 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <^d00bie^> mash control s <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 *** ^d00bie^ (d00bie@dynamic92_7.riv.csu.edu.au) has left #tismlive (^d00bie^) <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 *** Elvis2 (elvis@129.94.144.111) has joined #tismlive <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 <PunkyFunk> get off ppl, we've moved to #tismlive1 *** BobbyJ has quit IRC (Leaving) <^Medea^> WOW!  Cool!  Thanks Doobie! *HUGZ TIGHTLY!* *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-6.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive <TiSmLoVeR> its time ppls *** Elvis2 (elvis@129.94.144.111) has left #tismlive (Elvis2) *** Marshal_L (~nrich@grunge170.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #tismlive <FunkyGroo> we'll be a tad late ppl. <FunkyGroo> You're also on the wrong channel *** Kempo (jasonk@bne87.thehub.com.au) has left #tismlive (Kempo) <Luke> who is the official name? <FunkyGroo> goto to #tismlive1 for the real stuff *** Topic is 'Goto #tism or #tismlive1 for the real channel. minus flooders.' <King_Buzz> whats going on? *** Luke (mage@ppp19.alexia.net.au) has joined #tismlive *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive <FunkyGroo> we're on #tismlive1, TISM won't be on this channel. MOVE IT *** Topic is 'http://www.tism.arc.net.au/live/live.html' *** Newbie is now known as barry1 *** Kittie (-redkitty@1Cust154.tnt22.chi5.da.uu.net) has joined #tismlive *** TiSmLoVeR has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Netchick> Nothing is happening yet. *** woolfie (cafe@203.30.72.14) has joined #tismlive *** tattsmann (tattsmann@ME-A09-pool-214.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive <Kittie> I can't even get into it. <barry1> to all having probs with server message, start up RA and change the connection speed in the prefs to 33.6 or above *** barry1 is now known as barry <woolfie> >Adze <Kittie> So I should stop trying to view it in my browser? *** barry is now known as barry1 *** frog (~jago@kidsbook.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive *** kizmyaz (sehagell@t-cssc-4-4-p11.dialup.wisc.edu) has left #tismlive (kizmyaz) <PunkyFunk> ppl were now on #tismlive1 (/JOIN #tismlive1), that's where TISM will be too, real soon..., <PunkyFunk> ppl were now on #tismlive1 (/JOIN #tismlive1), that's where TISM will be too, real soon..., <Vort_X> ron would go for someone like that. <Vort_X> yay *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive1 *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #tismlive1 <Kempo> Whats the background sound? <Gregabyte> ok <Gregabyte> where the fuck am i?? <Gregabyte> hohoh <hogie> bl**dy net congestion <Vort_X> sounds like they're having a party <^Medea^> Is anyone else seeing jsut the eye right now or is it just me?! *smile* <ashley> in fuckhouse <the-fiend> bloody realplayer for macs!!!! <Victims> Hi All *** Retrieving #tismlive1 info... *** BobbyJ has quit IRC (Leaving) <the-fiend> hey victim <Gregabyte> lamers <Vort_X> howdy Victimes *** Marshal_L (~nrich@grunge170.nv.iinet.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <the-fiend> (all your life.) <TiSmLoVeR> come on *** Luke (mage@ppp19.alexia.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 *** kizmyaz (sehagell@t-cssc-4-4-p11.dialup.wisc.edu) has joined #tismlive1 *** Gregabyte has quit IRC (Dead Socket) <TiSmLoVeR> we want tism <TiSmLoVeR> we want tism *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-6.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> we want tism aswell... *** Rooter (root@203.63.38.1) has joined #tismlive1 <FunkyGroo> who am i on this? <Freshy> my realplayer wont even work now <hillary> Are they at some release party??? <Luke> tism arer wankers clap clap clap clap clap *** HNB (User@203.21.6.27) has joined #tismlive1 <FunkyGroo> same stupid name <Rooter> Ki Kate <PunkyFunk> the boys are running a little late folks stay cool <Kempo> Cool - they're playing the non-karakoe version at the lauch (hear it in the background?) <the-fiend> it'yay!!!!!!! <the-fiend> whoohoo!!!!!! <ashley> you fuckers <TisM> we're coming............hang on...........TISM are typically late *** Gregabyte (kristof@134.184.254.13) has joined #tismlive1 *** Gregabyte has quit IRC (Leaving) <Vort_X> tism are always late... *** vikingboy (the_viking@modem80-syd-isp-2.one.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <hogie> i rushed home from work for this????? <the-fiend> yay big tism eye panel! (tm) *** bernard (paulmc@d11.syd2.zeta.org.au) has joined #tismlive1 <FunkyGroo> if you play close attention you can hear the whole album folks... <Vort_X> so who can smuggle me into some of the sydney gigs? *** cyclonic (matyar@dial107.nettrek.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <the-fiend> yes. yes you did <vikingboy> yoo all tism dudes] <cyclonic> yee haa! <Freshy> i cant hear a fucking thing...or see a fucking thing <TiSmLoVeR> hey that sudday tism gig what did they wear...??? <Freshy> my realplayer wont work <Bevan> same as saturday <Kempo> And what was Sat? <TiSmLoVeR> boring <kizmyaz> mine either, and i know it ain't my blessed gumputer *** Newbie (ircle@ME-A09-pool-210.tmns.net.au) has joined #TISMLIVE1 <Elvis2> what happened to tism live <HNB> yeah...what IS thew going costume these days? <hillary> white suits, bondage masks *** boBenasnI (sam@d1.cia.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <the-fiend> not bondage... <Kempo> Yup - same as Brisbane. <the-fiend> trust me.... not bondage.... <FunkyGroo> tismlive was mail-bombed <Elvis2> damn <^Medea^> Freshy-on RealPlayer choose "FILE" and Preferences and change the connection from 28.8 to T1/LAN! *** Alex1 (~sw@d058.Lisboa.EUnet.pt) has joined #tismlive1 <the-fiend> 23 second rebuffering!!!!?????? <Bevan> same as syney too, if those photos are right <cyclonic> ^Medea^ my love...*kiss* <Kempo> How many times did Ron get unmaksed down south?  3 times in Bris, plus another one who I was not sure of. <Rooter> heheh Kate is Great <Kempo> Yahoo <^Medea^> cyclonic my love! *HUG* <the-fiend> not again! guyz! <Vort_X> can anyone in here get to the mike to say hello to me.. * ^Medea^ showers cyclonic with kisses *KISS* *KISS* *KISS* *KISS* <PunkyFunk> you don't know how good I am yet .... *** King_Buzz (me@cport16.giant.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 * the-fiend throws bucket o cold water on med and cyc <cyclonic> ^Medea^...marry me.... * ^Medea^ blushes fiercly.... *** Alex1 (~sw@d058.Lisboa.EUnet.pt) has left #tismlive1 (Alex1) <TiSmLoVeR> even a test would be good to see if it is really happen <^Medea^> Think we can get Ron to marry us online?! *smile*  *KISS* hee hee! *** prouty (georgev@slip202-135-14-92.sy.au.ibm.net) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> ta fiend! that'll slow the effects of the alcohol... <Freshy> thanks! <Freshy> its working <the-fiend> i'd hate to see you two doing it in a real mosh pit...... *** vikingboy (the_viking@modem80-syd-isp-2.one.net.au) has left #tismlive1 (vikingboy) *** MarkandCo (Markimus@203.32.71.138) has joined #tismlive1 *** Acehole (smeg@dialup-67.bris.corplink.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> Yes....the fiend, we've been discussing that actually.. * ^Medea^ nudges the-fiend <boBenasnI> FUCK , im gonna have to restart my computer *** boBenasnI has quit IRC (this is Ron Hitler Barrassi from TISM talking to Cris from the Breakfasters , Cr) <Kempo> Is anyone else's audio fading? <the-fiend> noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! <bernard> our modem is too slow for visuals. suckersssss <the-fiend> dear gohd! <Rooter> Currently over 500 connected to the Real Video <the-fiend> :) <hogie> nice head <^Medea^> hee hee! <the-fiend> you sick littel monkies! <Luke> yeah my audio is fading too <Freshy> a lot of net congestion <cyclonic> the fiend:it'd be good actually.... <hillary> yeah heaps on congestion <Freshy> and rebuffering all the time <SamScrotu> I get about two seconds of sound followed by 10 seconds of silence while it rebuffes *** vikingboy (the_viking@modem80-syd-isp-2.one.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Kempo> Ta Luke. *** guy-from- (eygenram@ppp15w.whyalla.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <^Medea^> kiss* *** ^Medea^ has quit IRC (Leaving) *** tattsmann (tattsmann@ME-A09-pool-214.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> u guys have slooow connections i bet... <Acehole> so when is tism getting here <cyclonic> ^Medea^ bye my love.. <Freshy> how can u fix the re buffering problem? <Kempo> I'm getting constant audio, but vid is about 1 frame/10 seconds. <the-fiend> di see a sort of a head!!!! *** guy-from- is now known as eggy <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <kizmyaz> 56k, thnks very much <Kempo> Then again, I am on the same backbone (connect.com.au) <the-fiend> damn this net thing! <kizmyaz> clap <Freshy> we want our ball back <bernard> you drink milk from a saucer you pussies <Freshy> the sound is crappy <eggy> fucking hell, it keeps dying <hogie> some time this week....fellas *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive1 *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #tismlive1 <vikingboy> hjeard thatone before bernard <SamScrotu> vid 1 frame/ 10 seconds? I thought it was still picture! <Vort_X> funky..are you there with tism? <eggy> So haave they answered any questions or what? <Kempo> HOGIE: This week?  You're mistaken - next week! <cyclonic> I think they needed a faster server.. *** Clemash (~eric@bit59.zip.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 *** the-fiend changes topic to 'no tism.... yet!' <King_Buzz> scrotum <PunkyFunk> funkys still here tism aren't yet <Luke> I suggest we all quit typing and wait for an official wanker <Ron> MUA Here to stay <vikingboy> tism...tis...tism... <^Medea^> Freshy-Did you get what I said about the RealPlayer?  Did it work? *** the-fiend changes topic to 'soon people soon... learn to wait...' *** boBenasnI (sam@d33.cia.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <bernard> start the chant 'tism are fucked' <the-fiend> dang this rebuffering shit. is that us or them? <^Medea^> bernard-We're fucked for sitting here waiting for them! <Elvis2> "tism are zero" <cyclonic> might rush back to tismlive for a sec... <Acehole> elvis is dead my friend <Acehole> and he aint comin' back <Elvis2> maybe <Elvis2> or is he a member of TISM <the-fiend> same will be said about you in a minute.... <boBenasnI> THIS IS FUCK , i saw that guy doing sound checks , i saw that eye thing , and now when its live im getting fucken error messages <hogie> tism members aren't that fat <vikingboy> In not getting anything on video...says cpu not quick enough or server too slow...darn <eggy> Fuck my stupid browser~ <eggy> ! <Vort_X> mines working fine.... <boBenasnI> mine too <Elvis2> mine too <Vort_X> they better be on soon... <cyclonic> Elvis and Meatloaf we're the inspiration behind KFC all-you-can-eat bars... <hogie> mine too <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <boBenasnI> but im on a Pentium II 266 <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <the-fiend> elvis what can you see? <Doombu> so what sort of video we expecting? <MarkandCo> fuck this <Vort_X> x-files are on at 8:30..panel on at 9:30 and i don't wont the miss them both... <Ron> I'm a YOB <FunkyGroo> hehe <vikingboy> 486 dx666.. guess i should upgrade <Newbie> to all having probs with server message, start up RA and change the connection speed in the prefs to 33.6 or above <Elvis2> stll screen people walk in front occaisonally) <King_Buzz> They played it before *** ashley has quit IRC (Ping timeout) *** Newbie is now known as barry1 <FunkyGroo> fiosssssss <the-fiend> thats wednesday you stupid plonker.. it's tuesday..... *** TiSmLoVeR has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) *** MarkandCo has quit IRC (well this went well - see y'all on the crap list) <FunkyGroo> petera <Vort_X> oh year.... <FunkyGroo> has <the-fiend> hey barry <Vort_X> but at this rate..we may miss them anyway.. <Vort_X> fuck..i need to cut down on the drugs. *** barry1 is now known as barry <FunkyGroo> has tism ever done an "unplugged" gig? <hogie> anyone get the feeling this is another patented TISM joke <the-fiend> that's what i always laguhed at.... i'm on *the* drug <Freshy> it was nice and quiet ;) <Acehole> or an "unmasked" gig <the-fiend> when it was about twenty.... <bernard> yeah Vort X doesn't that shit you - over before they appear *** barry is now known as barry1 <eggy> there would be no sound! <Luke> yeah, tism guarentee all their drum machines are plugged in <King_Buzz> I agree with Hogie I think they are taking the piss. <Doombu> while we're all sitting here, tism is stealing our women at the bar <HNB> tism w/out masks is like KISS w/out make-up *** TiSmLoVeR (number10@203.33.244.149) has joined #tismlive1 *** kizmyaz (sehagell@t-cssc-4-4-p11.dialup.wisc.edu) has left #tismlive1 (kizmyaz) <the-fiend> they probably weren't but they are now that it's not working.... <cyclonic> this is a joke.....they're taking the piss as usual... <the-fiend> make a joke out of how much bandwidth was wasted... <bernard> where's Lachy <Vort_X> still on #tismlive using Macbain <Doombu> I mean, who does a live broadcast over a 1200 baud modem <Vort_X> TISM <Victims> Lachy's a wanker! <cyclonic> WHERE'S LACHY!!!!!!!!!!!! *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has left #tismlive1 (BobbyJ) <^Medea^> Anything interesting happening yet? <FunkyGroo> I have never seen johnny farnham and ron together at the same time??? <HNB> lachlan's prolly at home in beddy-byes <Luke> I heard laughter on the last rp bit I got?! <hogie> my ip provider has a 200MB limit, I think i am now up to 2GB.... <cyclonic> ^Medea^ tongue kiss........ *** Kempo has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Elvis2> Lochy's gone home - he was just setting it up for mne <eggy> this sucks! <Vort_X> i got me a free connection + unlimited downloads...kewl. <Freshy> this must have cost TISM a fortune to do <vikingboy> did you all see the pics on the web page... sent them one of ron unmasked also though they didnt put it up... <KickiTT> damn Leo, get a room!  :) <hogie> my cats breath smells like cat food * ^Medea^ kisses cyclonic deeply <boBenasnI> so is this eye im seeing the live shit?????? <the-fiend> nah they convince some isp that as a one off promotional thing and get the record company to pay.... <^d00bie^> ja, it is.. *** Planet_N (jasonk@bne59.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> vikingboy...send it to me...the pic of ron that is. <the-fiend> poor shock. <cyclonic> KickiTT :)..sorry!!! *** Kittie (-redkitty@1Cust154.tnt22.chi5.da.uu.net) has joined #tismlive1 <KickiTT> actually, no, let's get some cybersex action going in channel! <FunkyGroo> tism seem to have taken the wank theme to their heart, is this a statment on old age? *** Oxx (cjl@ppp025.bri.squirrel.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Planet_N> Is there a problem at the moment? <^Medea^> Viking-OOH!  Send it to me! <eggy> so is this realplayer image i'm seeing the live shti?? *** prouty has quit IRC (Leaving) <hillary> so far yes eggy <eggy> hey it's an eye! isn't that a drawing from the comic? <bernard> it cost fuck all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <PunkyFunk> no problem... tism are just running a little late .... stay cool ... <Kittie> Wow, you get to see it? <^Medea^> bo-Yeah..I guess!  Does it say live in the top right corner? <Freshy> its the banner that was at the merchandise stand <hogie> vikingboy, if you are in the sending mood, send me a copy of that pic.... <cyclonic> hell, KickiTT thats a good idea! They're all probably here watching, so lets give TISm a show! <^d00bie^> c'mon, at least make the picture fucking move :) <eggy> punkyfunk > what is your real name? <^d00bie^> or interesting.. *** reddy (redman@dialup-t1-274.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 *** tattsmann has quit IRC (Leaving) <FunkyGroo> who makes those fab threads? <Planet_N> Is anyone else not able to connect to the host? <eggy> oh the picture moves a little bit <Kittie> I can't <the-fiend> yeah lets show them! lets all git nekid and fuck and not talk to them!!!!! <King_Buzz> Hurry the fuck up Tism I unplugged my mothers life support system for this <eggy> if this doesn't get interesting... <Vort_X> yeeeehaaaaa <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <the-fiend> or maybe not.... ;) <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <KickiTT> Kingbuzz  LOL! <^d00bie^> it's an eye.... *** reddy (redman@dialup-t1-274.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has left #tismlive1 (reddy) <Vort_X> i unplugged my lifesupport for this. <^d00bie^> hang on.. *** frog (~jago@kidsbook.ozemail.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has joined #TISMLive1 <^d00bie^> where'd it go? <Planet_N> Luke: Were you at the Brisbane concert?  ;-) <Luke> who was at the gig on sunday, you might have seen me <^d00bie^> it changed color.. <King_Buzz> Lol? <Luke> yes i was <^Medea^> Hmmmm...... <the-fiend> aieeee!!!! such newbies.... <FunkyGroo> so, who makes your fab fucking threads? <^d00bie^> someone's got their hand over the lense.. <Victims> is anyone logged into this channel actually at the site where the netcast is being held from? <Vort_X> they should be on real soon <boBenasnI> i have a question for tism or anyone else: IS MARALYN MANSON THE PAUL GUY FROM 'the wonder years'????? <Luke> and the melb one on sunday <the-fiend> laughing out loud...... <cyclonic> I unplugged something for this.....can't remember what it was tho... <Kittie> LOL = "Laughing Out Loud" * PunkyFunk slaps eggy around a bit with a large trout <the-fiend> no!!! no he fucking isnt!!!!!! <bernard> i got a babysitter for this <King_Buzz> cool <hogie> thanks vikingboy!!!!! <the-fiend> maryljust a loser.... <TisM> Hi everyone.............we're coming at you in about 5 minutes <Doombu> I took the night off work to watch this <the-fiend> yay! <Kittie> Okay. <PunkyFunk> we're sitting in the room where the guys will be real soon   <Elvis2> beliebe that when we see it TISM * the-fiend does dance of happy tism <eggy> about fucking time! <vikingboy> ya getting it vortx <eggy> im' gonna get grounded if my dad gets home =( *** RonBarass (budgeman@dialup-t1-115.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> yeah <eggy> awwwwwwww! <the-fiend> gah! my realplayer isn't connecting! <PunkyFunk> stay cool and maybe you will see it <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <eggy> and im sippossed to be in bed at 930!! <Planet_N> Is ANYONE getting constant audio? <Kittie> Thanks for the tip, whoever said to go into their prefs and change the bandwidth.   I can see now! <Elvis2> no <the-fiend> let alone vid. <eggy> ?NNNNN0 * ^Medea^ apologixes to KickiTT....*smile* <Bevan> yes <Elvis2> vid OK - audio scratchy <Vort_X> thanks Viking... <cyclonic> not getting any vid... <the-fiend> i got picci! yay! <eggy> i see the fac moving a bit... <King_Buzz> *wanks* <Vort_X> greatshot...why didn't they publish *** barry1 has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <^d00bie^> mooooooooove the camera so i can see that it's working!!!! * the-fiend wanks harder <KickiTT> That's ok Medea, keep going, I think we need to liven up the channel a bit. . .! *** Ron has quit IRC (Leaving) *** RonBarass has quit IRC (Leaving) <Kittie> From <barry1> to all having probs with server message, start up RA and change the connection speed in the prefs to 33.6 or above <cyclonic> smiles at KickiTT, then rushes over and gropes ^Medea^ <Luke> I have given up on Rp too slow *** Acehole has quit IRC (Even the blind can see the degeneration of our society) <Victims> any of the North <the-fiend> i have it set for lan... what the hell.... <^Medea^> Whoa!  The eye is all blurred...I'm either stoned, drunk, both, or the connection is buggered... <Victims> any of the North Americans from crap@suburbia here? <Vort_X> we have a head <KickiTT> A HEAD!  A HEAD! <Elvis2> whoa <Luke> planet_N see me on Priv channel <bernard> can i take my ecky yet? <Vort_X> yay <^d00bie^> and shoulders.. * ^Medea^ looks around...wy is it so quiet in here people? <^d00bie^> g'wan, look at the camera and wave, ya know ya wanna..... *** reddy (redman@dialup-t1-274.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Luke> tism are wankers clap clap clap clap clap <Vort_X> large void between us Medea <Kittie> Because it's 3:50 in the damn morning for me.... <the-fiend> brave soul.... <Bevan> nar-har <KickiTT> Kittie - now that's dedication for ya <boBenasnI> WHERE ARE YOU KITTIE?????/ *** HNB has quit IRC (Leaving) <cyclonic> i'm a yob.... <Bevan> i'm a wanker * Kittie is a stupid American in Duh Moinez, Iowa <King_Buzz> Ima fucking cunt <Bevan> buts thats neither her nor there <Vort_X> i'm a cunt *** mashers (~eric@clemash.fl.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> OOOOppppppps RP just died... <Doombu> I drive a truck <hogie> get out the way *** woolfie (cafe@203.30.72.14) has joined #tismlive1 <Luke> Punkyfunk how are they going, there yet? <TiSmLoVeR> whois that man? *** GrrrRich (~richard@203.9.190.18) has joined #tismlive1 <Planet_N> I'm interested in apathy <the-fiend> i'm a yo!bker <Elvis2> me too <King_Buzz> I'll 'Ave ya <FunkyGroo> turn up your simulcast and hear the album folks!  (And a whole lot of murky shmoozing.) <Freshy> they are probably not even gonna turn up <Luke> I was interested by now I wont bother *** ^Medea^ has quit IRC (Leaving) <woolfie> So am I? <boBenasnI> imy dads a builder *** frog is now known as Kelpie242 <Elvis2> my dad's a plumber <Planet_N> I'm a bogan baby, always was... <hogie> if your creative get f**ked <cyclonic> his friends are plumbers... <the-fiend> dang still got another thirty to get rid of before comfort level kicks in... <Vort_X> i'm getting cancer....and u can get fucked. <Elvis2> they're getting cancer <woolfie> I'm interested in Springvale? *** chubby (chubby@SY-A14-pool-224.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <King_Buzz> This is serious mum hurry the fuck up <the-fiend> oh say fucked you fucker! *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive1 <bernard> sound like some 70's glam band <boBenasnI> imagine how i felt....... <Rooter>  Kate Kate kiss Me Kate <vikingboy> you can get stuffed <eggy> theres a guy! <TiSmLoVeR> wonder if PETER Rieth is here <FunkyGroo> can I swear too you cunts? <Kelpie242> Is any1 else get image yet? <Elvis2> screen's gone black <woolfie> If you're creative! <TisM> ok everyone here we go.............ready ??? <TisM> Hello, <TisM> My name is David Williams and I'm the head of Shock Records. <TisM> I'd like to warmly welcome you all along to this evenings function, the launch of the brand new TISM album, www.tism.wanker.com. <hogie> not the video again... <TisM> I'd like to explain a little of how this evening will work. <TisM> We will have TISM here live at the Hi Fi Bar and virtually present at both Well Connected in Glebe and on your computer screen. *** Clemash has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Kittie> Shit.  It moves, at least, then it bufferes some more. <TisM> TISM will NOT answer any question put to them verbally. Some hundreds of questions have been emailed prior to tonights event and we welcome questions via the terminals here at the Hi Fi bar and at Well Conn <cyclonic> yipee!! <FunkyGroo> Here comes David Williams.... <bernard> yeah Peter where the fuck are you. YOU CUNT <Freshy> i wonder if Rex Hunt is there <PunkyFunk> you're such as dag sometimes pete <eggy> thanks, Tism. we appreciate <Vort_X> yay <KickiTT> who's this freak? <Vort_X> hello person *** bernard was kicked by PunkyFunk (PunkyFunk) *** HNB (User@203.21.6.11) has joined #tismlive1 <hogie> 'bout friggin time... <Elvis2> let's go <Kittie> Hey!  Dammit!  I didn' think of any questions! <Vort_X> davide <^Medea^> WOO HOO! <eggy> some dude is in fron't of the camera! move ya butthead! <hogie> ron's looking pretty sick... *** bernard (paulmc@d11.syd2.zeta.org.au) has joined #tismlive1 <woolfie> Where can I get batteries for my TISM brain mask? <Vort_X> hahaha <Kittie> I've never even seen this group.... <hogie> he said wanker... <eggy> i heard some music. wow <vikingboy> yeah doesnt he <woolfie> Missin out buddie! <cyclonic> ^Medea^ *kiss* my love... <Vort_X> he said .com <eggy> well tism where are ya? * ^Medea^ kisses cyclonic <TisM> We welcome questions also from those of you propped in front of your screens at home. All questions have equal priority however TISM will answer only the questions they feel loike answering, if any at all. <KickiTT> Who the fuck are you, baldy man?  That's my question! *** RonBarass (budgeman@dialup-t1-115.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Elvis2> yay <Vort_X> it's david...someone.. *** ms (mandy@droga.cm.deakin.edu.au) has joined #tismlive1 <boBenasnI> who's the suit <hogie> he said that but i didn't see himtype it.... <HNB> isn't he the head of shock? <Kittie> Oh.  Okay.  THanks, TISM <eggy> um, will you Pre -1986 albums ever be released <woolfie> Go ronnie boy! <Vort_X> TISM - We Love Jack Holt...we know who u are. <^Medea^> President of Shock Records.PAY ATTENTION! <Luke> it's not carl thats for sure <TisM> It has now been three years since the last TISM album, Machiavelli and the Four Seasons was released. An enormously successful album, Machiavelli is now just short of Platinum and TISM are firmly established as Shock's most popular act. Following a series of tours and a years hibernation TISM started work on their Magnum Opus. The record TISM presented six months ago featured a new socially aware TISM. The message this new sharing, caring TISM seem <Elvis2> magnum opus? <KickiTT> Is that Jack's dad???? <Vort_X> his mum. <hogie> how does he do that??? <eggy> vort_X si fucking what, don't diss em <boBenasnI> Shock musnt have many good acts <TisM> TISm have returned with an album that delivers 100%. www.tism.wanker.com is chock full of wanking, rooting and gratuitous foul language - a certified hit! <TisM> So there you have it...not so much the sound of one hand clapping as the sound of one hand cupping, then sliding up inside the shirt to the armpit when the air is expelled in a frenzy of orgasmic delight. I give you the true men of the nineties, Ron Hitler Barassi and Humphrey B. Flaubert, please welcome TISM! *** tattsmann (tattsmann@ME-A09-pool-214.tmns.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <the-fiend> yay! <KickiTT> YES YES YES!!!!!!!! <Elvis2> yay <hogie> he said rooting * KickiTT claps furiously <Freshy> wooohooo * ^Medea^ laughs hysterically WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! <Vort_X> he said they were men <woolfie> What about my brain mask! I need batteries! <cyclonic> welcome TISM...and witness some cybersex if you dare..*smiling at ^Medea^ *** vikingboy has quit IRC (Leaving) <Vort_X> into the mike boys <TisM> give us your questions now. <cyclonic> sorry... * ^Medea^ *~winks~* at cyclonic <Vort_X> TISM: where's Jack Holt <the-fiend> brb <boBenasnI> why do they have things on their heads???? <Vort_X> aks Joch Cheese <Kittie> How many different csotumes have you guys gone through? <FunkyGroo> your costumes are brill - who makes your threads?? <woolfie> What sort of batteries fit my TISM brain mask? <Freshy> how did u guys get started? <hogie> they have the same amount of hair as the baldy man <eggy> Will your PRE 1986 albums be released! and where they ever released like some wanker told me. <Doombu> how do a bunch of clueless turds from Springvale make albums like yours? <KickiTT> gET FUCKED BALDY MAN! <Kittie> Is anyone taping this? *** vikingboy (the_viking@modem80-syd-isp-2.one.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> i'm not taping. <FunkyGroo> Is it true that tism wank on stage? <Elvis2> is the red-head the leader? <bernard> it's like rock & roll wrestling <eggy> KickiTT if it weren't for the baldy man, tism wouldn't be, most likely <hogie> are you guys planning to come to perth <woolfie> I was born in Springvale mutherfucker! *** the_fiend (turner23@g3.thehub.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <^Medea^> HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN ALL THE AMATEUR TISM SITES ON THE NET YET??!? <the_fiend> ahhhh  much better <Vort_X> TISM: Wheres JACK. <KickiTT> Communicate this, Humphrey! <Kittie> I heard Ron stripped nekid at a concert recently.... * KickiTT grabs his crotch <Luke> shut up and let them talk you yobs! <Vort_X> flash us RON <boBenasnI> FUCK NET CONGESTION <TiSmLoVeR> have you been in any other movie that holiday on the river yarra *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has joined #tismlive1 <Kelpie242> What made you want to work with James Cameron on TITANIC? <woolfie> It true! Mr forskin <hogie> answer the god damn questions!!!!!! * ^Medea^ slaps PunkyFunk around a bit with a large trout <eggy> IS THE ADELAIDE SHOW ALL AGES?????!?!? PLEASE MAKE IT ALL AGES! AND I DO NOT MEAN THE ROYAL ADELAIDE SHOW, I MEAN YOUR PERFORMANCE WITH THE GURG. <cyclonic> *lmao* quiet guys, their brain cpacity can't handle all these Q's... <^Medea^> OOPS!  Sorry! PunkyFunk! that was meant for Kickitt! <boBenasnI> are you going back on HEy HEy Its Saturday <the_fiend> bad boy bugbby! get with it tismlover!!! <Luke> shut up! <Vort_X> my realaudio just fucked up. <TiSmLoVeR> sorry <hogie> are you guys planning on coming to perth?????????? <eggy> will the machiavelli video ever come out? <Kelpie242> What was the best thing about Kate Winslett? <hogie> yes we have you toss <FunkyGroo> where's the cow? <Kelpie242> Is it true Leonardo DeCaprio is bald? <boBenasnI> IS THAT TONY MARTIN?????????? <the_fiend> WHAT THE HELL IS A CLICKCLACK!!!!!!!!!! <hogie> yay baldy man *** powa1 (~jameslsmi@203.30.72.12) has joined #tismlive1 <TisM> Is it true that tism wank on stage? Dear sir / madam, but we all know it's sir.... <Vort_X> Are you doing any All ages gigs <boBenasnI> it sounded like TONY MARTIN <Kittie> Unfortunately, I'm missing all the commentary.... <eggy>  click, click , click , click, click, click <King_Buzz> Do some people want to get off so I can enjoy this? <eggy> thats basically a click track <Freshy> I hope Mick Molloy turns up *** powa1 is now known as wellonnec <cyclonic> ^Medea^ *kiss* <TisM> What made you want to work with James Cameron on TITANIC? Leonardo Di Caprio reminds me creepily of Burt Newton <hogie> is a poof <Rooter> Liven it up Guys c heck it out ! * ^Medea^ kisses cyclonic <woolfie> can you say hello to the sydney well connected cafe please? <eggy> heheh! that was funny <KickiTT> Ron, why do you bleach your hair? <Vort_X> shut up wankers <Rooter> rooster today feather duster tommorow ! <KickiTT> Ron, why do you bleach your hair? <eggy> Can you please tell eggy's dad to fuck off ?? he's a fucking wanker. <^Medea^> WOO HOO! BEN! *smile*  HA HA HA! <Vort_X> they said my name <Kittie> So, are the ski masks the favourite outfit? <hogie> how do they manage to type the answer before they say it?? <KickiTT> Go the VORT! *** BobbyJ (~jasonp@willi1.lnk.telstra.net) has left #tismlive1 (BobbyJ) * TiSmLoVeR do have flim contacts <Victims> Did you like your Victims t-shirt Ron? <Rooter> Kate Kate Kiss Me ! <hillary> Is this your most pathetic promotional stunt so far? <TisM>  will the machiavelli video ever come out? Dear eggy, you're obviously aware of the latent homosexuality  of the Machiavelli video, clearly the Machiavellie video will come out only when Wayne Carey does *** fgjmtgfu (phoenix@203.30.72.13) has joined #tismlive1 <Vort_X> go on Ron strip for us... <Vort_X> go on <FunkyGroo> why have john farnham and ron never been seen in the same room together? *** reddy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <KickiTT> Are you guys on the mailing list? <Vort_X> please u sussies. <KickiTT> Are you guys on the mailing list? * Kittie wishes she were at work on her t1 connection.... *** the-fiend has quit IRC *** Oxx has quit IRC (Leaving) <woolfie> what are your favourite colours? <KickiTT> Do you guys read the mailing list? *** fgjmtgfu is now known as Flaubert *** sdw (~s.watt@dialup-2B95.mpx.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Luke> hey tism what did you think of the wanker down the front on sunday with the mask on? <eggy> What happened to the Junk mail list!!!! i haven't got anything for ages? <KickiTT> Do you guys read the TISM mailing list? <cyclonic> *lmao* <the_fiend> my god. i heard three words then... <Freshy> hey TISM: how did u guys get started?? <chubby> my god i heard 4 <King_Buzz> Stop fucking with the camera it is fucking up the RA <eggy> is this being filmed for video release? <Flaubert> Did you achieve your proficiency with proper nouns through reading book sleeves? <KickiTT> Do you guys read the TISM mailing list? <hogie> do you guys plan on comming to perth in the near future?????????????????????????/ <woolfie> is it true you're touring with Regurgitator in July <^d00bie^> do you think i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt should be aired on commercial radio, or should it continue with it's low-key airtime as budget restaurant elevator music? <^Medea^> KEEP THE CAMERA STILL! <KickiTT> Ron, why do you bleach your hair? *** Acehole (smeg@dialup-67.bris.corplink.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <TisM>  Do some people want to get off so I can enjoy this? Dear King Buzz, what is your home phone number Wayne Careys is 6666 <Kittie> I've been on the mailing list for three days, don't really read it.... <Luke> shut up everyone and let them answer! *** james (Mary@203.30.72.8) has joined #tismlive1 <woolfie> would you rather be wrestlers or rock stars <FunkyGroo> Why is my primary school (Amstel Primary) on the cover of Beasts of Suburban? <eggy> WILL THE ADELAIDE CONCERT BE ALL AGES? * ^Medea^ is pissing herself laughing on the floor <cyclonic> TISM: I think Wayne Carey and Ian Roberts would make a good couple...thoughts? <eggy> please answer =( <RonBarass> how's your relationship eith Ken Done? <Vort_X> will sydnet be all ages <hillary> Is this your most pathetic promotional stunt so far? <Kittie> SHIT.  Real Player just crashed.... <eggy> is anyone getting a constant stream? of audio at least? <Vort_X> Strip ron u bastard <Elvis2> yes, but vid has become a still <chubby> i from alternate base radio show and we are goning to play your new single on our show in sydney <Luke> tism! what did you think of the wanker down the front on sunday with the mask on? <KickiTT> YEAH RON, STRIP <^Medea^> RON!!! GET NAKED!!!! <james> fuck off <KickiTT> STRIP RON!!! <james> fuck off *** Pagan (~steve@203.34.59.115) has joined #tismlive1 <james> fuck off <KickiTT> FUCKING FLASH THAT SCHLONG! <james> fuck off <Vort_X> Strip ron u lanky sussy bastard <james> fuck off <Acehole> 9TISM 9HAVE 9YOU 9CONSIDERED 9A 9STRIP 9SHOWS? <james> fuck off *** james was kicked by PunkyFunk (PunkyFunk) <Victims> RON: Did you like your Victims t-shirt? (and did your MUM like hers?) <james> fuck off <cyclonic> I'm getting naked with ^Medea^..... <hogie> james you toss <FunkyGroo> Are TISM plannning to tour the rootin' usa? someday soon. *** james (Mary@203.30.72.8) has joined #tismlive1 <woolfie> do your mums go to the shows, or are they too ashamed <KickiTT> JIGGLE THAT SCROTUM, RON! <Kittie> Why in the WORLD do you want him to strip so badly? * ^Medea^ slaps james around a bit with a large trout *** james was kicked by PunkyFunk (PunkyFunk) <boBenasnI> WHY DONT THEY SHOW THIS ON TV *** james (Mary@203.30.72.8) has joined #tismlive1 <eggy> Is HBF really in fact Elliot Goblet?? * ^Medea^ giggfles at cyclonic.... <woolfie> pleeeeaaasee tell me who you are.... <james> how long must a mans legs be? <Acehole> lol <TisM> how do they manage to type the answer before they say it?? Dear Hogie, There is a metafictional element to this - like the Mavis's   ( the Mavii) we break the rules. Here we're talking thru' a modern technology and yet in many ways via a traditional form. <Kelpie242> I don't want to see Ron strip <reflective pause> Or do I? *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has left #TISMLive1 (Netchick) *** nelson (Wintermute@203.30.72.9) has joined #tismlive1 <vikingboy> is the cover of fucking cunt single taken from the mimi wideo?? <Acehole> bwwwhaha <Vort_X> WHO CARES...WE WANT RON NAKED <Vort_X> WHO CARES...WE WANT RON NAKED <the_fiend> ok in case no one has annoticed they are talking to the camersa!!!! not on the chan.... <cyclonic> cyclonic giggles at Medea....kisses her.. <Luke> hey tism, since I am the only one asking the questions! <Vort_X> WHO CARES...WE WANT RON NAKED <james> bwwwbha <KickiTT> RON NAKED *** vikingboy was kicked by PunkyFunk (PunkyFunk) <Vort_X> WHO CARES...WE WANT RON NAKED <Rooter> Where's Devo <KickiTT> RON'S SCHLONG *** Joe^ (n@203.30.72.2) has joined #tismlive1 * ^Medea^ slaps Vort_X around a bit with a large trout <Vort_X> WHO CARES...WE WANT RON NAKED <james> we want ron naked <Rooter> Are we Not Men <woolfie> no, NO we don't want Ron Naked - haven't we seen it all before? <Elvis2> were you inspired by the Mimi vide? <^Medea^> CHILL VORT!   *** Vort_X was kicked by PunkyFunk (PunkyFunk) <Rooter> Mongoloid <james> no <KickiTT> We are TISM <Luke> what did you think of the wanker down the front at sundays gig? <Kittie> Can he still answer questions and be nekkid at the same time? <Victims> RON: Did you like your Victims t-shirt? (and did your MUM like hers?) <james> he's a wanker <Luke> with the mask on *** vikingboy (the_viking@modem80-syd-isp-2.one.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Kelpie242> TISM, do you use post modernism as a legitimate mode of zeitgesity expression, or rather a hip bi-word to lure self important Generation WHy'ers? *** Joe^ is now known as revulva *** Vort_X (bidner@dialup19.gl.hardnet.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <james> no <eggy> are you going to type answers? some of us can''t here you <james> yes <james> no <GrrrRich> come on, admit that your public performances are psychosexual at heart, tism <james> yes <james> arrrrgggggghhhhh <Planet_N> Why do I get the feeling they're only asking questions from people at a certain cyber cafe, and not the email questions? <woolfie> are you really devo and that's why you wear the masks? <Flaubert> TISM, do you realise that the people who are typing the questions can't see the answers to those questions? <Doombu> I just want to know what drugs Tism take <KickiTT> RON, CAN YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER??? <Kittie> I don't think they can spell, can they? <james> devgo *** BULO (wellcon@203.30.72.3) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> TISM: I think Wayne Carey and Ian Roberts would make a good couple...thoughts? <HNB> who do i have to root to get backstage? <FunkyGroo> after the great job you did with Les Murray, whose nationality will you now question? <Acehole> 0,1TISM 0,1SAY 0,1MY 0,1NICK!!!! 0,1ON 0,1THE VIEW <TisM>  hey tism what did you think of the wanker down the front on sunday with the mask on? I spent a lot of time with that wanker andI found him to be a most misunderstood person.When he raised his middle finger at the band he was signifying the music indutrys attitude to what essentially is a joke . When he yelled suck the turds out of ,my dogs arse. he was signifying that he was an executive in the music industry. <TisM> Yours sincerely Kylie Mingue <the_fiend> this better go on the site... that's all i say.... <Kittie> I don't think they do drugs... I think they're fucked up on their own. * ^Medea^ is rolling on the floor laughing her ass off...and naked with cyclonic.... <KickiTT> HUMPHREY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WEB PAGE???? <Vort_X> Ron don't root my dog again..i'll call the cops. * hillary asks Will TISM every write another book? <GrrrRich> and that your tight sweaty masks are a suggestion of you fetish for sheep in lycra <KickiTT> RON, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WEB PAGE??? <boBenasnI> THIS IS SHIT *** boBenasnI has quit IRC (this is Ron Hitler Barrassi from TISM talking to Cris from the Breakfasters , Cr) * TiSmLoVeR wants to know if you are going to be in any movies or your songs <revulva> Considering the hidden nature of your bonces and the obvious corollary that can, and is, drawn to Kiss, why are you not humgous worldwide with a range omerchandise that rivals Spice? <eggy> tism. why are their '9' aliaes, 7 members, and 3 (usually two) representatives? Is it something to do with your pacemakers, giving in? <Vort_X> stay away from my dog <james> yes this is shit *** ^Medea^ has quit IRC (Leaving) <woolfie> is it true Keanu Reeves went to your sydney gig to kick the shit out of you after the River Phoenix song? <james> no <Luke> hey guys TISM guess what the wanker was me! yes I had that mask on and I'm proud! <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1SLOLO 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <the_fiend> TISM! WHAT IS A CLICK CLACK? <Flaubert> If religion is the opiate of the people are you the suppository of the rock world? <Kittie> Are there only two members in this group?  Of do I need a faster connection? <cyclonic> cyclonic is Laughing his arse out naked with ^Medea^ <vikingboy> do you guys use an atari st *** Freshy has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Kelpie242> TISM, do you use post modernism as a legitimate mode of zeitgesity expression, or rather a hip bi-word to lure self important Generation WHy'ers? <nelson> we have vision of you unmasked in an airport. what will you pay us to keep your identities secret?? *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive1 <nelson> from lachie's spies <Vort_X> Where's Jock Cheese - screwing ya mothers..tsktsk Jack. *** RonBarass has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <Elvis2> Will there be any live performance tonight, or just Q&A? <TisM>  do you think i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt should be aired on commercial radio, or should it continue with it's low-key airtime as budget restaurant elevator music? Dear Doobie, we feel that our single I Might Be A Cunt but No t a fucking cunhas been misinterpterpretted. We also feel that if you're called Doobie, what do you call your pets?? <james> 54321 <woolfie> how much longer do you plan to keep the masks on? <Flaubert> If I were a carpenter and you were my lady, would you marry me anyway? <KickiTT> TISM, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LACHLAN McMEAD? <eggy> what happened to tony coitus? <james> steps *** Netchick (NS1@nick.fan.net.au) has joined #TISMLive1 <Vort_X> Lachys a spank. *** ^Medea^ has quit IRC (Leaving) *** CL0SeY (Cly@c25mc4-asy15.newcastle.edu.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Kittie> I would think they'd wear the masks the whole interview.  Slipknot has to. <woolfie> will you ever do the kiss unmasked tour <nelson> i see your I Might Be A Cunt video on Channel V all the time and it rocks *** BoBcat (~bc@d008.meldas4.access.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <james> does this actually have a purpose *** lakepipe (chuckster@203.30.72.5) has joined #tismlive1 *** ^Medea^ (+tism69@4pp120.radiant.net) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> TISM: I think Wayne Carey and Ian Roberts would make a good couple...thoughts? *** nelson is now known as dork <james> schlong <BULO> Why feral roadie bother <Luke> TISM please promise me one thing! <james> Take me now Ron <revulva> Do you feel that the material you have produced over the last album and (one assumes) over this record, a 'masses' version of the earlier, 'undergraduate shit you were producing on GTS'OTrenaissance, Hot Dogma, et al? <woolfie> channel V rool.... is it true you're doing The Joint on May 28 <eggy> who is singing on that bonus track from the boxset.. it is a girl in a toilet.. was she in TISM? <FunkyGroo> have any corporate sheep been offended in the making of your jackets? <Flaubert> Can any of you type answers or have you become converts to complete visuality? <Vort_X> if it's TISM root... <Kelpie242> In the soon to be released TV movie TISM: Never tell me don't cum, what do you think of Charles Bud Tingwell's performance as Ron? <Flaubert> Is visuality a word? <Luke> Don't ever reveal youselves it will DESTROY everthing you stand for! <chubby> we are from alternate base radio in sydney and we want to play your single up here in syd <Rooter> wowow <james> only wankers call themselves james <Rooter> heheh *** lakepipe is now known as sohardoh <Rooter> :) <Vort_X> do you want the .bmp i got of ron unmasked... <Rooter> stiffy <james> Jimbo you're a crock of shit <Victims> RON: Did you like your Victims t-shirt? (and did your MUM like hers?) <eggy> this sucks. sorry that ain't a question <^Medea^> VORTX-YES YES YES!  I DO! <james> And so are all the cunts you follow <sohardoh> i like middle class boys <PunkyFunk> Humprey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!!!!!!!!!!! <Flaubert> Why do you think people believe "revealing yourselves" involves taking off your masks? <Rooter> Mongoloid he was a mongolod .... da da da da da <Vort_X> medea-i'll give it to ya afterwards.. <cyclonic> ^Medea^my love..kiss me..... <james> Defecate <Flaubert> Do you have any recipies for quail? <woolfie> which internet names are actually tism members? *** sdw has quit IRC (Leaving) <^Medea^> Vort_X-Ta! <eggy> What of the track "russia" ? <Kelpie242> Are they actually answering these questions live? Can't see or hear... <BULO> All I see is questions! Slow down! I'm dislexic <Rooter> The answer to the Universe is ?  well were still guessing ! <TisM> As an addun TISM: I think Wayne Carey and Ian Roberts would make a good couple...thoughts? Cyclonic, why don't you grow a bigger set of titsts. <^d00bie^> tism!, and ron in particular, on your ever-popular second album release "hot dogma" you use the "i'm dying" motif on three (3) different songs. Can you explain why although that was around ten years ago, you are still alive. Have you been replaced by a former band member from Naughty by Nature, or are you just a clone made from old dna? <KickiTT> LEO! THEY SAID YOU NICK!!! <the_fiend> none of tism look like anyone with out their masks anyway..... <dork> was that really mimi mcpherson in your video clip? <FunkyGroo> would you like to endorse a product, maybe do a late night sex line, or an exercise machine, or slip/slop/slap? <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! * ^Medea^ KISSES CYCLONIC PASSIONATELY AS IF SHE WERE MAKING LOVE TO HIM AT A TISM CONCERT! <the_fiend> that's the secret. they are nobodies... <^Medea^> WHOA BABY!  *giggle* *KISS* *** vikingboy has quit IRC (Leaving) <Vort_X> WAS THAT YA MUM IN CUNT FILMCLIP RON? <Kittie> Hmmm.... <cyclonic> ^Medea^ thats how we'll do it baby!! <cyclonic> KickiTT: ta!!!!!!!!!! <Flaubert> Mr Barassi, what is your relationship to structuralism? <Rooter> heheh *** RonBarass (budgeman@dialup-t1-115.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <KickiTT> TWICE!! <sohardoh> The simulacrum is the nihilism of the french postmodernist theorist (aka wanker)'s dream of a new marxist utoia. Discuss <cyclonic> wicked!!!!!!!!!!! <Planet_N> WHERE CAN WE GET A TISM BALACLAVA?  WE THINK THEY WOULD LOOK GET ON THE SECURITY MONITOR AT THE LOCAL 711. <TisM> i from alternate base radio show and we are goning to play your new single on our show in sydney Dear Chubby, that's why you're only on an alternative radio show. If tism had our choice we would be more mainstream than Pastrick Stevedore. <Elvis2> TISM for a guest spot on South Park? <FunkyGroo> what is the difference between a cunt and a fucking cunt? <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <BULO> I've got a TISM balaclava! <Victims> RON: Did you like your Victims t-shirt? (and did your MUM like hers?) *** clem (~rex@203.30.72.10) has joined #tismlive1 <Kittie> TISM on SouthPark would be DAMN interesting. <Kelpie242> TISM, why do stupid people think insulting your mother is a high form of wit? <Vort_X> RON; CAN YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE WATER BOTTLES? <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <^Medea^> cyclonic-*KISS*  Damn straight baby! *KISS* <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <the_fiend> i like the furry shirts.... <PunkyFunk> v <cyclonic> they said my nick? No I have cracked a fat..come here ^Medea^!!!!!!!! <Vort_X> I LIKE FURRY ANIMALS <Planet_N> --> It would appear TISM are ignored by the mainstream media, <Planet_N> forcing you to resort to the Internet as a main form of <Planet_N> promotion.  Do you see yourselves appealing to Nerds as <Planet_N> well now, and what social minority will you draw the line <Planet_N> at? <KickiTT> YEAH!! CYBER ORGY!!!!! <cyclonic> oh god....U know what I mean... <eggy> is ANYONE getting constant auiod? <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <woolfie> when can I actually go out to the stores and buy the album <Luke> Hey TISM we have your kangaroo from sunday night! hahahah <BULO> Adze is a cunt but a fucking big TISM brain wearing fan... <FunkyGroo> How did your typist break her ankle? * ^Medea^ runs into cyclonics awaiting arms...*kiss* <james> eggy are you out there <Luke> june 1st <^Medea^> HA HA HA HA!  FUCKED IS TOO RIGHT! <sohardoh> disembodiment, where are you? <Rooter>  Do you beleive the political situation in india will affect Australia or will you come back to my place for a game of TWISTER!!!!! yours flexably {monty down the back !!SPEAK UP!!} <eggy> james yeah i am why? <Vort_X> YOU SPANKS ARE TOO SLOW <clem> bevan hello from clem are you out there???? <Kelpie242> Are they doing anything interesting visually? <Flaubert> Who is Sohardoh? <King_Buzz> yawn <james> eggy just wondering <Kittie> I don't get sonstant anything.  The funniest part is that I can't understand them because I'm not used to their accents. <revulva> Who the fuck is who?!! <sohardoh> the state of india will affect the cricket. <eggy> JAMESYEAH WHY? *** MarkandCo (Markimus@203.32.71.133) has joined #tismlive1 <cyclonic> ^Medea^ *passionately kissing you....and other parts of you..* <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <woolfie> what's the catalogue number? <eggy> who are ya anyay? <hogie> yeah shut up... <King_Buzz> I think they are masturbating <Flaubert> Mr Murphy? <james> eggy hey i said i was just wondering!!!!! <Victims> RON: Did you like your Victims t-shirt? (and did your MUM like hers?) <King_Buzz> Yes I think they are <BULO> How would you change Springvale TISM style? <^Medea^> King_Buzz-Why?! Aren;t you?! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <BoBcat> Pete? Where are Ya? <Kelpie242> Is anyone recording this? <clem> bevan where are you???? <eggy> james okjayokayokayokayo but out of a hunderd people you pick me? <BULO> Punky... FUCK OFF! <King_Buzz> Fuck off punkyfunk you complete dickhead * ^Medea^ submits to cyclonics lips....and other parts of him....*giggle* <sohardoh> sohardo, i'm taking a break but i am not quitting. no no no . ask my army or my son. but everyone in Indonesia likes the tism <TisM>  were you inspired by the Mimi vide? Dear Elvis 2, please refer to our lawyers at Aroni Colman. Especially their Camboidna office (we like our kneecaps the way they are) <Planet_N> --> It would appear TISM are ignored by the mainstream media, forcing you to resort to the Internet as a form of promotion.  Do you see yourselves appealing to Nerds as well now, and what social minority will you draw the line at? <woolfie> what's the next single? <dork> Punkyfunk: what's the story? where's the band? <PunkyFunk>  Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <Flaubert> This is more interesting than oyster farming. <PunkyFunk> Humphrey  you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!! <Kittie> I wouldn't tell Punky to fuck off... he's got ops. <GrrrRich> When are TISM going to ascend to the next level of musical performance - the rooftop concert?  (ON a train!?) <Doombu> only just <BULO> Oh! You can type man, I want to suck your cock. Adze <King_Buzz> Jesus Punkyfuckingfunk Im going to kill you <james> eggy sorry i got a little carried away. Blow me <sohardoh> is amway a presupposition to death or vice versa <Vort_X> I SAID THAT <PunkyFunk> want us to boot you out Kit? <BULO> Punky sucks.. <Kelpie242> TISM, do you use post modernism as a legitimate mode of zeitgesity expression, or rather a hip bi-word to lure self important Generation WHy'ers? <cyclonic> Cyclonic madly sets to work on ^Medea'^ hot body... <Vort_X> SAY MY NAME U BASTARDS <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <Flaubert> Punky, do you consider your name effeminate? <james> Vort X <Vort_X> yeah <KickiTT> FUCKING SAY MY NICK YOU CUNTS <^Medea^> VORT-THEY ALREADY SAID IT! *** King_Buzz has quit IRC (Leaving) <woolfie> do you know there are a whole bunch of people drinking booze on your account up here in Sydney? <james> yeah <Elvis2> Thanks for answering my Q, guys *** revulva has quit IRC (Leaving) <eggy> Tism, is it hard to shave with that mask on? <Vort_X> I WANT THEM TO SAY IT AGAIN..BASTARDS <hogie> are you guys planning another round of perth gigs?? <Flaubert> Elvis is a suck <clem> bevan hello from clem are you out there???? <woolfie> what are you going to do about it? <james> Vort X <eggy> TISM - how come you did answer my faxes on JJJ!!!! <KickiTT> WHERE IS JACK??? <Vort_X> FUCK OFF JAMES U MONKEY SPANKER <Luke> Yeh TISM, when are you going to invite yobs up on stage like you did in your non popular state in the past? <james> Vort X <sohardoh> more red more red more red <Kittie> Let me know if they say anything good.  I only get feed every other minute. <bernard> where in Sydney? <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber plesae respond <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber plesae respond <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <eggy> TISM - hhow come you DIDNT answer my faxes on jjj??!?! <KickiTT> RON, WHY DO YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR? <the_fiend> quit the repeats people..... <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <KickiTT> RON, WHY DO YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR??? <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <the_fiend> if they will answer it they will.... <clem> cyclonic  are you out there??? <Vort_X> WHY DID HE STRIP FOR THE METRO..BUT NOT FOR US NOW.. <Vort_X> WE WANT RON NAKED <Flaubert> TISM, did you invent you name as a sonorous compliment to JISM? <Vort_X> WE WANT RON NAKED <cyclonic> cyclonic is still here.... <TisM> TISM, do you use post modernism as a legitimate mode of zeitgesity expression, or rather a hip bi-word to lure self important Generation WHy'ers? Dear Kelpie,242, tism formed a band to engage in coital relations. we are unfortunately married and consequently too dumb to answer your question. Our new single is called "smack my bitcher" And did you know Kelpie 242 that the prodigy received help with the title of their previous album "music for the ji <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <hogie> we want ron to keep his clothes on.... <dork> We want TISM <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <KickiTT> RON, HUMPHREY, REMOVE YOUR MASKS! <HNB> 2 years down the track, people STILL argue about whether or not your first/only Darwin gig so far was MIMED...welll? <woolfie> what do you think of the trouble in Indonesia at the moment - have you considered touring there? <james> woolfie, are you upstairs or down? *** meson (Jack@203.30.72.4) has joined #tismlive1 <FunkyGroo> What is behind your constant evasion of questions of sartorial integrity?  Will you clearly and finally admit the dirty secret? *** revulva (n@203.30.72.2) has joined #tismlive1 <BULO> ADZIE WANTS RONS COCK! <woolfie> I'm upstairs! <sohardoh> tism are infact extremely PoMo as they are a simulacrum, and a bad one at that, of the seminal American band of the 70s The Residents <KickiTT> WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WEB PAGE??? *** RonBarass has quit IRC (Leaving) <BULO> FUCK YOUR WEB PAGE! <Flaubert> Nothing is happening, except that I think I'm being noticed. Isn't that exciting? <Vort_X> CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE WATER BOTTLES <Vort_X> CAN I HAVE ONE OF THOSE WATER BOTTLES <Rooter> why are sports journalists taking over the english language (eg. moving the goal posts, level plying field, BIG ASK)?? <hogie> how did all the noisy tossers up the back manage to get admission to the live broadcast??? <TisM>  come on, admit that your public performances are psychosexual at heart, Dear Grrich our performances are deeply deeply psychosexual. the only time we do not perform sexually is in bed. <Doombu> residents blow <bernard> punky bulo must die * cyclonic greedily kissing ^Medea^ *** sdw (~s.watt@dialup-2B95.mpx.com.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Kittie> Would someone tell me if they say that they're gonna post this clip later? <sohardoh> who the fuck is ... <Flaubert> Would people please stop talking about postmodernism. <wellonnec> when are you guys going to write a hit? <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <Vort_X> WE'VE SEEN JACK HOLT'S FACE..WE WANT RON NAKED. <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <dork> where are TISM? <clem> cyclonic are you out or just out there? <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <Planet_N> >>> TISM, It would appear you are ignored by the mainstream media, forcing you to resort to the Internet as a form of promotion.  Do you see yourselves appealing to Nerds as well now, and what social minority will you draw the line at? <sohardoh> when are we going to get the free cd <PunkyFunk> v <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond * ^Medea^ ASKS TISM: DOES THE FACT THAT YOUR MUSIC IS SPREADING TO NORTH AMERICA FRIGHTEN YOU GUYS OR IMPRESS YOU? <PunkyFunk> v <PunkyFunk> Are the masks a post modern attempt at hiding the truth, we have a theory that you are all the unibomber please respond <BULO> BERNARD IS PUNKY FUNK'S LOVE CHILD <KickiTT> YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! <dork> PhunkyFunk are you feeling like a tool, TISM aren <eggy> Tism, i used excerpts from your book, "guide to little aesthetics"" and your album "Form and Meaning reach ultimate communinon"" as arguements against wankers like Owen, Elliot, Blake etc in my english essay. I failed. do you see this as fair? <BoBcat> Pete!! where are ya <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett! <Vort_X> AND MY ARSE. <Flaubert> How do you do that repeat thing, Punky Funk, as we'd all like to dominate the screen. Fifteen inches of fame. <PunkyFunk> Humphrey you bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett! <woolfie> what do you think of the Hi-Fi bar - is it a hole? * cyclonic cyclonic congratulates ^Medea^ on an insightful question while he gets nasty... <BULO> PUNKY FUCK YOU CUNT! <clem> doombu clem here anyone out there we are not amused <KickiTT> YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 <wellonnec> Can you guys possibly write a song without swearing in it? <dork> PhunkyFunk are you feeling like a tool, TISM aren't even there, this is a hoax <PunkyFunk> Pete's hiding .... <Luke> hey tism, how long ago did RON get married is that the ceremony on the front of the I might be a cunt video? <Kelpie242> See, Post Moden again, the bi-word for the intellectually barren <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <james> Tism Take me now Ron <HNB> what do you think of the rumor that u guys were actually Painters & Dockers in disguise/ <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? *** clem (~rex@203.30.72.10) has left #tismlive1 (clem) <sohardoh> the postmodern condition is something that we are all living with, so there is no way to stop the discourse, besides, postmodernism holds no truth, only allusion, surfaces... <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Kittie> You hit the up arrow on your keyboard.... <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <BoBcat> ok <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Flaubert> Sexual innuendo. <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Luke> shut up acehole! <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <BULO> TISM ARE SITTING ON ADZE'S COCK! <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <sohardoh> you cannot hide the truth since there is none <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <TisM> RON, CAN YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER??? Dear Kickitt, I cannot sleep with your sister. I do deeply want to. Unfortunately she does noit awant to sleep with me, I asked her, backck in hyear 10. No-one wants to sleep with me. I'm deeplu in touch with my sexuality, nobobdy else is I respect women. Yours isncerely RHB PS I don't really respect women. <FunkyGroo> is your new album a 'concept' album? please explain? love pauline <hogie> stop the god damn repeats....... <Planet_N> TISM, is there any truth to the rumour that the real identity of the girl in the clip "I Might be a Cunt, but I'm Not a Fucking Cunt" is Lisa McCune? <Vort_X> HBF LOOKS STONED *** ^d00bie^ is now known as zb <sohardoh> objectivity is over <dork> i don't think you heard us Phunkyfuck where are the band? <Flaubert> Acehole, you hab muk to ofer us. <the_fiend> acehole! they are not the klf. get over it allready!!!! * ^Medea^ sits in cyclonic's lap.... <wellonnec> are you guys really graduates from monash uni? <Kelpie242> In the CUNT song you say you have to wonder about Tarantino, what exactly is it you're wondering? <BULO> Why don't you all just drink piss and fall over! *** RonBarass (budgeman@dialup-t1-115.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 * cyclonic *LMAO* <sohardoh> tism wrote the screenplay to clueless <KickiTT> I GOT MY QUESTION ANSWERED, AND THEY SAID MY NICK!  MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!!! <TisM>  who do i have to root to get backstage? We've been asking that for years. Maybe we should've called ourselves TOnic. <Kelpie242> In the CUNT song you say you have to wonder about Tarantino, what exactly is it you're wondering? <sohardoh> unknown fact <^Medea^> HA HA HA! <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <PunkyFunk> we heard yoy dork ... the band are here ... in the bar <dork> are you all suckers noone is listening to you except phunkyfuck <Vort_X> U GO KICKETT <BULO> Mr TISM's I know who you are! <Kelpie242> In the CUNT song you say you have to wonder about Tarantino, what exactly is it you're wondering? * cyclonic ^Medea^ sits DOWN on his "lap" <Flaubert> Monash University doesn't produce graduates. <Kittie> Did they tell you to fuck off, and that no, you couldn't have one of their water bottles? <zb> TISM, you strike out against many groups of people in your gusty emphatic music. But a lot of your songs strongly commit to a dance/techo rhythm. This means that the most likely audience for your songs are those that you are striking against. Do you feel that your message is conveyed better this way? or is it just getting lost down the shitter? <woolfie> have the members of TISM remained the same in your long and illustrious career? <GrrrRich> why aren't TISM the KLF?  the KLF were just a bunch of annoying wankers with a few intruments inc samplers <wellonnec> in which century are you going to answer any of my questions? <PunkyFunk> bully for you BULO <Luke> Hey TISM, do you think that all your fans should wear mask like the yob on sunday night? <GrrrRich> monash uni produces undergradute humour ;P * ^Medea^ purrs at cyclonic <Flaubert> TISM, what is your relation to Mr Michael M. (UNSW)? <eggy> which band(s) would TISM most prefer to do tism tributes or cover versions? <Vort_X> RON GRAB ME.....ONE OF THOSE WATER BOTTLES. <Flaubert> Fart? <the_fiend> planet no it;'s shelby stevens! the porn starr!!!!!! <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <Kittie> Stupid question, what's a yob, anyway? <sohardoh> Is it coincidence that Ron Barassi sounds uncannily like Mike moore <Kelpie242> In the CUNT song you say you have to wonder about Tarantino, what exactly is it you're wondering? <KickiTT> GUYS, THROW THE WATER BOTTLES AT THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!! <FunkyGroo> tell us about the album...pauline hanson loves your 'verk'!!! <dork> what water bottle? is this a club v thing? <revulva> Which one of you is related to Peter Stevens (not the motorbike dealership)? You Know WHO YOU ARE!!!! <Victims> In 1985 Ronald Reagan visited a war cemetery in Bitburg, Germany. He described the SS soldiers interred there as "victims of Nazism, just as surely as any others". <Victims> i) Are the members of TISM also "victims of TISM" in this context? <Victims> ii) Who would TISM like to visit their graves? <sohardoh> late show/tism <Flaubert> Why can't I stop this? I could be picking up? <eggy> RB sounds like mick molloy! <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <sohardoh> never tour at the same time, <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <hogie> HOW DID ALL THE NOISY TOSSERS UP THE BACK GET ADMISSION TO THE LIVE TRANSMISSION????? <Kittie> If they throw the bottle, then I would get even LESS feed than I am now.... <HNB> is anybody logging any of this? <the_fiend> kelpie you idiot!!! it's wondering about if they are lying...... the atrantino line is sperate.... <sohardoh> surely there is an excuse for such nonprolific discography <BULO> I do remember having convo with Ron-Hilter backstage with his mask shoved down me pants. You must have been admiring my ginormous cock. Why didn't you take me home ? <KickiTT> I am logging it, HNB <james> Hogie this IS the music business <^Medea^> THANKS FOR THE PIC VORT!!!! <woolfie> please say hello to the folks in Sydney - they're all getting a little bored... * cyclonic Anne Lidell is very cool....she can do amazing things with polystyrene <Kelpie242> the-fiend: Not true, listen to the song you gimp * hillary proposes to TISM <HNB> *bows down to KickiTT <Flaubert> Sohardo, don't you (th)ink about the poss(ibility) that you are somehow under the spell of French couture?\ <the_fiend> i have..... <Vort_X> WE GOT U UNMASKED RHB. PUSSY <Kittie> No, they are not Ozzy Ozbourne, and they are not going to eat any animals onstage. <PunkyFunk> Humphrey yoou bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!!!!! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey yoou bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!!!!! <the_fiend> you goit.... <KickiTT> been logging since 4.30pm!!! <PunkyFunk> Humphrey yoou bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!!!!! <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1SLOLO 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <PunkyFunk> Humphrey yoou bear a striking resemblence to Jeff Kennett!!!!! <dork> who are all you morons talking to? <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1SOLO 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <wellonnec> what do tism look like in the nude? <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1SOLO 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <BULO> Punkyfunk, well said dickhead <Flaubert> Does anyone want me to stay? Does anyone love me(at)? <sohardoh> we are budding intellectuals, with your help we could get there... <woolfie> jeff kennet is way more interesting - stop repeating that crap * cyclonic passionately kissing ^Medea^, while doing...... <sohardoh> love is over <meson> <luke> rhb, do you get off on the fact that the people you put shit on in your songs ie-'yob' are probably your biggest fans?/ <eggy> are silver chair a driving force in the otherwise dry wasteland of Australian rock, or are they simply another dead cattle skull infested with the scorpions of the Angels and ACDC, lying on the road westward to the ultimate home of rock, the USA. <Kelpie242> The-fiend: A direct line "I might like Tarantino but sometimes you gotta wonder, <next line> I mightn't tell the truth all the time hey what's your mum's number" <james> woolfie if you think we're bored now, wait till the bar tab runs out <BULO> Answer ... naked! <revulva> Your film clip (I dunno which one, we just saw it tonight) enlists the help of the commerdcial personages, radio/music/etc. They must have felt supacool and cutting edge and proactive and on the upside of something 'new'. Yet, we know how it is, don't we? <Kelpie242> so... <GrrrRich> are tism the hunter or the hunted in this world of corporate slavery? <Flaubert> I am a budding flower, not a budding intellectual. <Kelpie242> The-fiend: A direct line "I might like Tarantino but sometimes you gotta wonder, <next line> I mightn't tell the truth all the time hey what's your mum's number" * cyclonic a lower back workout... * ^Medea^ asks cyclonic what it is he is "doing" while kissing her... <Kelpie242> In the CUNT song you say you have to wonder about Tarantino, what exactly is it you're wondering? <TisM>  TISM! WHAT IS A CLICK CLACK? Dear the fiend, do you introduce yourself at parties as hello I'm the fiend, or hello I'm fiend. I used to introduce myself as hello I'm the humphrey and found this to be a very unsuccesful way of meeting people. I have a suggestion for the Mavvii, if they were to call themselves the Mavis, they would be very successful. In answer to your question, there is no such thing as a click clack. <RonBarass> hello <bernard> bulo licked punky's arse <woolfie> ah, yes, we are meaning to talk to you about that bar tab... <KickiTT> WHO ARE THE ACTORS IN THE "CUNT" VIDEO??? <the_fiend> it's not tarantino you gotta wonder about!!!! <eggy> Explain your reasons, using reference to other 'rock' bands, and Australian bands, such as yourselves. <dork> james were you talking to us? is your keyboard really grubby like ours? * cyclonic LMAO!!!!!!! <Vort_X> HELLO ,I HATE LACHLAN 'THE WANKER' MEAD AND WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH HIS DOG AGAIN......YOURS SENCIERLY..RON HITLER BARASSI *** MarkandCo has quit IRC <Acehole> 0,3TISM 0,12TAKE 0,7OFF 8,2YOUR 0,4MASKS <Acehole> 0,3TISM 0,12TAKE 0,7OFF 8,2YOUR 0,4MASKS <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1SOLO 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <the_fiend> you gottawonder do they tell the truth all the time! * ^Medea^ laughs hysterically <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Flaubert> Ron, how dare you interrupt. * cyclonic grinding into ^Medea^......grunting.... <sohardoh> we all live within masks, it is just the explicit mask that bothers you? <bernard> Tism, Do you get angry when your masks get ripped off? <eggy> what happend to tony Coitus? *** reddy (redman@dialup-t1-140.Melbourne.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <Acehole> 9TISM 9HAVE 9YOU 9CONSIDERED 9A 9STRIP 9SHOW? <Kittie> How the FUCK do you do a SOLO album with other people?!!?!? <KickiTT> Go Cyclonic! <Luke> everyone shut up and we will get answers sooner! <Acehole> 0,1DEAR 0,1TISM..... 0,1DO 0,1U 0,1HAVE 0,1PLANS 0,1TO 0,1EAT 0,1ANIMALS 0,1ON 0,1STAGE? <Vort_X> IS ANYONE TAPING THIS. <woolfie> it's gone a little quiet - are you all still there? <RonBarass> How's Ken Done <BULO> Fortune favours the fuckwit! <Vort_X> KEEP IT DOWN AT THE BACK CYC. <KickiTT> Vort - I'm logging the channel <dork> james where are you? you seem to have a sense of humour. <Acehole> 0,1WILL 0,1TISM 0,1EVER 0,1DO 0,1A 0,1ALBUM 0,1WITH 0,1 HILLARY 0,1CLINTON??? <sohardoh> flaubert, the tism lyrics seem to have a strong intellectual debt to irigaray no? <Vort_X> K <eggy> iis aanyone getting straming audio? <Flaubert> Ken's very well, thanks Ron. <KickiTT> dunno about the sound though. . . <Kittie> It won't allow me to tape it.... * ^Medea^ love-bites cyclonic's chest.... <james> here * cyclonic wheres your camera KickiTT? this is better than the video... <BULO> Woolfie we're here! How's upstairs going! <Flaubert> The TISM lyrics have a strong debt to any number of proper nouns. <sohardoh> la la la <Kelpie242> IS your new album going to be any good? <james> there <woolfie> upstairs is rocking - come on up! * ^Medea^ giggles at cyclonic... <james> everywhere *** chubby has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <eggy> when does the album come out? <sohardoh> where is the pipster? <KickiTT> I'll post you and Medea's lines on my page!!! <Kittie> Do TISM answer their e-mail, or do they get other people to do it? <HNB> eggy; album due on june 1 *** Freshy (moorella@dialup-m1-56.Sale.netspace.net.au) has joined #tismlive1 <wellonnec> are you ever gonna have an orderly perform with you agin? <dork> is there anyone using this internet chat JOKE with a ponytail? <bernard> When are you launching your album? * cyclonic groans loudly, as he positions her..... <revulva> Woolfie, doya wann have sex tonite? <sohardoh> pipstar pipstar you are defined by lack <eggy> well why launch it now? <BULO> hi woolfie, downstairs is rockin too <Flaubert> We all have ponytails. <dork> maybe a short one? * ^Medea^ asks cyclonic-HEY! WANNA RE-DO THE "CUNT" VIDEO FOR THEM?! <woolfie> only if it's with a music director and national promotions manager <KickiTT> THAT'S IT???????? <Kelpie242> <ponder> I still want to know what they're wondering about Tarantino... <eggy> tism you look like homeboys in those stripy traacksuits <james> male or female ponytail <sohardoh> more red <HNB> GYPPED!!!! <the_fiend> TISM NO I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS WHO INTRODUCE ME AS THE FIEND>>> I DO USE MY REAL NAME BUT MY FRIENDS THINK IT'S A GREAT GIGGLE.... the bastards. <revulva> Aww, jeez, a music editor? <Flaubert> Less red. <Vort_X> ALL HOMEBOYS ARE DICKHEADS..INCLUDING TISM <Elvis2> I don't want TISM... <TisM> AOne tended to use two of these in a very rhythmic manner in order to prduce a sound which was the reason for the onomatopaeic title click clack. it is not widely known that the click clack was in fact the origin of techno music. Never mind Frankie Knuckles in Chicago, it was in fact Sandra Smallmen at St Josephs, primary school who invented techno. Sadly, she died. Her last words were you'll never get a dance out of me Humphry, but at least I inve <dork> who cares about TISM there not out there, so what's on your mind boys? * cyclonic tells ^Medea^ we'll do it far better than that piece of low budget nonsense!!! <hogie> i think the guys look like a couple of gymps <wellonnec> what do you guys think about triple M and triple J as rock and roll....stations? <BULO> Suck more piss woolfie *** clem (~rex@203.30.72.10) has joined #tismlive1 <Flaubert> Can anyone show me how to use the internet? <dork> male baby <james> sorry my fucked punctuation. must be all the free piss <Freshy> TISM: when are you gonna enter your country music phase??? <Kelpie242> I love the fiend... he's such a good old dinkum character <chuckle> <KickiTT> that's it, they've gone <Freshy> all turn up with cowboy hats and masks on <hogie> we would if the friggin albom was out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <TisM> That's the end of that for tonight everyone. Thanks for dropping in........................TISM <Vort_X> DOH <hogie> fuck off baldy <Kittie> Oh?  It's over? <HNB> SCAM!!! * ^Medea^ tells cyclonic-YEAH! AND LET'S HAVE ALL OF TISM IN THE ROOM AT THE TIME! <Vort_X> I AGREE... <Flaubert> Great finish TISM! * Kittie sighs. * cyclonic BYE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! <the_fiend> yay! <woolfie> i'm as dry as a ..... c*(t to use a tism turn of phrase <Vort_X> SEND ME SOME DRINK.. <GrrrRich> did I mention TISM are _fucking cunts_ <sohardoh> there once was a girl called collette dinigin, she flew to france but had to fly back inigin, because she showed them too much skinigin, poor old collette dinigin <Vort_X> so now what.. <BULO> Hey Woolfie lets just fuck this TISM hype and suck piss! <wellonnec> andy from shock in sydney would like to say you guys are way better than glide! <KickiTT> BYE CUNTS!!! <eggy> that sucked. <Kelpie242> Oh... *** hillary has quit IRC (Leaving) <the_fiend> horay fro tism for putting up with such a bunch of turds like us!!!! *** TiSmLoVeR (number10@203.33.244.149) has left #tismlive1 (TiSmLoVeR) * cyclonic rams into ^Medea^ <BULO> Seeya cunts <eggy> i hope they realese this video <Kelpie242> YOU CUNTS WHAT ARE YOU WONDERING ABOUT TARANTINO??? YOU BASTARDS!!!! * ^Medea^ yells at TISM:BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! <eggy> okay i spelt it wrong <Vort_X> kicket...talk to ya later...icq#8527204 <james> fdzrheshs <Flaubert> Sohardoh, Sohardo, Sohardo.... <hogie> well that was informative...NOT <woolfie> i thought TISM were glide * ^Medea^ SCREAMS!!!!!! <dork> so does anyone have ponytails? <Luke> thanks guys, see me in a mask at the next gig! <Elvis2> seeya Session Close: Tue May 19 19:47:53 1998