#i dont think anyone cares but uhhhurehfdnkd i like guitars

[sludgesucker]

HLVRAI head cannons that literally no one ever asked for about what kind of guitars they would play 

Gordon

Part of me wants to just say a strat because main character energy or whatever, but deep down I feel in my heart that he’s a Gibson bitch boy. He’d play a Les Paul with a iced tea burst because its basic but not too basic. He’d def keep all the stock parts on it too. But since he’d be a gibson simp he condones their cringe ass nae nae-ness they’ve been on for the past years and is like “nah bro i pay for the quality. dude just cause it has a few scuffs out of the factory doesn’t mean its bad. bro i know its not staying in tune its just the weather shut up. gibson has been in business for like a hundred years for a reason... what do you mean they filed for bankruptcy a few years ago?? ”. 

Benrey

He would play a Paul Stanley signature mostly because they’re called PS(insert model here) (ie PS10, PS60, PS1CM) and I think that is a very funny. He would also refinish it himself and he would doodle a bunch of shit on it (and maybe get a little of the industrial grade gloss finish in his lungs ahaha~~) He does not listen to kiss, but he does listen to system of a down and he likes the DMM1 Iceman but it doesn’t start with PS so whats even the point? He also likes how weird the shape is. In all honesty, he’s not really committed to any one guitar or brand and likes to buy knock off kits off of wish and fix them to his own specs (tone wise, hes more of a SG sorta dude)

Tommy

60′s Jazzmaster. I don’t know why. I just think it fits his vibe. It would look absolutely beaten to death not only because its the only thing he plays, but because hes taken a drill to it at least 20 times. He doesn’t like playing with different guitars, but he loves modding it with a bunch of shit he can test and finnic with. He would also have a good handful pedal boards cause he just loved messing with stuff. He picked a jazzmaster in the first place because they have so many little knobs and switches to mess with. At the end of the day, its more frankenstein's creation than a jazzmaster with the amount of shit he’d do to it. 

Dr. Coomer

This one was hard because Coomers vibe is just immaculate. Hes bright and cheery but also sinister but not in like.... an edgy sort of way? if that makes sense. Like in a Coomer sort of way! At first I thought an ESP Viper would have been a good fit but i thought a little more about it and I think a D’Angelico DC with a bigsby style bridge (either a deluxe DC or just an excel with an upgrade). As cool as SGs are, it would be wrong I think to not give him a semi-hollow. It’s just so classic sounding and looking. But it still fucks in its own unconventional way if you really want it to. It goes hard in an "I am an epic cowboy" sorta way rather than a rock n roll sorta way.

Bubby

Steve Vai signature, specifically a PIA3761. Specifically specifically the one with the trans colored fret inlays cause fuck you. They just look very bold with the fancy pickup covers and the gold. Bubby will not settle for less than the most epic. The petal grip is very important so he can have options when he chooses to beat you to death with it. Before this (since it came out at the end of 2019, I believe) it was a V6 Kiesel Vader. And before that, a BC Rich Beast. His old ass has went through many phases in the day and gets whatever fucks hardest visually. This one just so happens to be his latest obsession. And thankfully tone wise it's a banger. He does not give one fuck about the history behind it or Steve Vai because he can and will kick your ass and also its very pretty. 

thats all i have to say back to my hole