#i dont like fitzjames im so sorry guys i just dont get it …..

[pomodoriyum]

oh when fiztjames hits you with the ‘my father’ line you know its ALL over

fitzjames. shut uppppp. the tear. jesus fuckinggg

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‘the marines are running’ oh man they left camp for what. a couple hours??? and shit goes craaazy

HODG YOU ARE SO. SOOO FUCKING DUMB. and racist but we’ve known this. man this sucks though. absolutely awful that they massacred those people on hickeys word alone. i mean why the hell would you trust hickey!!! hickey!!!!!! <- its not unreasonable to trust him somewhat actually since hodg didnt know what we the audience know but its drving me nuts. like. dude. he just offered you dog meat and openly said ‘the captains plan isnt gonna work’ and then suddenly the inuit ‘just so happened’ to ‘attack’ them ??? helllo???? and shooting them instead of you know. going to get help??? is just. wrong. god

oh my god. ohhh my god. ‘could obly have been done by savage men’ ohhhhh my god. *hitting hodge with a hammer*

hickey is so good at using the others own racism against them to play into their fears its fucking creepy cause this sorta shit. also happens today. like differentky but its the same mechanism

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silna says. ‘ew’. god

HICKEY SHUT UPPPPP. his stupid lil blankie. rhe stupid lil cup. ‘no longer a man’ lol how many times did you wish that on irving before you got to do it, hmmm ???

‘theyll be our murderers’ *hits him with a hammer*

“im not a decent shot personally—“ SHUT UPPPPPPPP

oh you were so not going to talk to crozier ‘immediately’ shut the fuck up

also his lack of use for jops new title…no respect.

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francis. you are like Not a great boss but you know its fine. its fine. evrythings stressful

des voeux….leave it be man

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peglar bridgensssss <3 ough i know this little plotlines gonna hurt <3

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silna :(

:(((((((

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des vouex you horrible little man. out of your mind with fear. god “hey tozer. gimme gun im scared. also mutiny time??????”

“in those days, of course, life was tough for a 19 year old” des voeux dude you look awful man

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ohh hodge knows he fucked up. he knows. good.

ahaha edward little you are in danger. tozer is. extremely ready to shoot you

woof. armie i hope you ARE filling out the logbook. good on edward trying to descalate that sitch without getting yourself shot. tho it did Not Work

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collins <3 i LOVE the tone shift. hes just having a nice time :)

aw silna and goodsir. :,(

“good”. Yeay <3

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“im the worst kind of sorry” edawrd….

love how horrified hodge is. as he should be!!!

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jopson scurvy moments <3

“do you have a sudden gift for aim” am i reading this correct???? hello??? ‘kill me so i dont have to face the gallows, i dare you-‘

croziers delivery of ‘that was mr. hickey!’ is sooooo good. his wild emotional state. its a good reminder that irving was. his friend also

hickey looking for bilyl before he speaks. heehee thats love. the accent switch ? microaggression king. *hits him with a hammer*

tuunbaq really only started attacking again cause they killed the inuit, huh?

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edward little is going to have the worst headache tomorrow. huh

tozer ptsd momentz.

[pomodoriyum]

the mutineer guys ranked by how much i wanna put my hand on their head and ruffle their hair around affectionately like you would a dog:

10. Diggle, you are bald and i think it would probably be very rude to rub your head unless you asked me to. I would give this guy a hug though, he was so scared

9. Golding. sorry i know you're like a baby and you probably deserve more of a headruffle than anyone else here but the hair is so lank and sad i am just not interested. i'll give you a lovely hot broth of vegetable soup and some oranges on the side though.

8. hickey i guess. his hair is stringy and greasy and i say 'ew' a little bit but i still give him an affectionate pat in the hopes that he doesnt try to eat me. maybe i offer him some dry shampoo? he seems to be really careful about keeping himself clean as much as he can.

7. hodgeson, but im really gentle so i dont tear out more of his hair. maybe i give him lotion and antiseptic for the chapped sores on his face (tozer and des vouex steal it from him)

6. Pilks!! his hair is a good length for flopping around. he seems like he'd get a bit defensive and doesnt wanna be treated 'like a baby'. i also give this guy some soup. and shampoo. my hand is yucky with grease at this point. maybe i can find soap and water.

5. Gibson has really cute curls but id worry about accidentally tearing his hair out. scurvy guy. also, i dont think hed be into headpats from anyone buy hickey or maybe his family

4. Harry Goodsir. like diggle, hes not really a mutineer by choice, but his hair is glorious and extremely ruffle-able. we definitely chat about modern science. i give him soup.

3. charles des vouex. his hair is nice and wavy and long enough for a very satisfying scrub. he keeps it covered (cleanliness? his scalp is bleeding ala fitzjames? maybe some hairloss from stress? shade? heat?? who knows why that shirt is there). also hes really paranoid so idk if he'd be chill with this. maybe i ask him to put the gun down first (this makes him even more suspicious). inexplicably im very partial to des voeux so i also give him warm nutritious soup. i also encourage him to rethink his attitude about the inuit (he punches me)

2. Tommy Armitage. how come he has so much cute fluffy curly hair. unfair!!!!!! stop looking so cute, people are going to start ignoring your agency and culpability!!!!

Solomon fucking Tozer. every single time i see his sad little face i want to scrub my hand through his hair and tell him things will be okay. hes more of a cur than a man. hes the saddest fucking face. he looks like hes about to cry at least 80% of the time in the last two episodes. how come his hair barely looks greasy!!!!! what is going on!!!!!!