#i dont know why shes named phobos

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

had a dream in the style of a greek myth which was also a musical

main characters:

1. prince who is the Fastest Runner, he is known for being fleet footed and cocky about it

2. plot device guy, his job was to challenge the prince to a race around the palace's track, knowing he was slower, wager the prince leaving to complete a supposedly impossible quest if he lost, and then climb up onto the wall around the track to run and jump in front of the prince at the last second/use the height advantage to win anyway. "i didnt bet i was faster than you, i just bet i would win the race"

3. prince's childhood best friend, chosen by the gods at a young age for an Important Irresfusable Purpose (to be the prize to a quest in a garden she could never leave unless someone completed whatever quest/trials to retrieve her)

prince completes the quest but doesnt recognize his friend, does however know that bringing her home is the goal of his quest

sees her and instantly falls in love with her beauty. invites her to come with him and be his second wife

sidenote: he is unmarried but promised his childhood friend that she would be his first wife when he was king (he gets to be king upon successfully returning)

childhood friend (whos name is phobos for some reason) thinks this is a super obnoxious and insulting way to propose, and also she wants nothing to do with someone who is enamoured with only her looks because then theyll probably object to her personality

the prince is absolutely convinced that if she could just see what a nice life she could have back in his palace she'll agree, so picks her up and plans to bodily carry her home if he has to, like at least see what im offering before you reject it

phobos hauls back and slaps him + insults him, she has seen enough thank you!

the prince immediately recongises her willfulness, temper, and sharp tongue upon being slapped bc most people simply do not have The Audacity

he is ecstatic and upon realizing who she is revises his offer, tells her he isnt married and has been saving the first wife spot for her, and invites her to come home

she is like "i cant leave evrry time i try and walk out the gate i find myself walking right back in"

the prince is like "thats fine im carrying you i'll just carry you over the threshold. think of it as practice for our wedding :) "

he successfully carries her out, she is super relieved to be going back bc she never wanted to leave home in the first place, you just dont argue with the gods

they get home, the prince learns to be less cocky about his virtues when he is king, half because he lost that race and half because his wonderful beautiful viscious wife is so so willing to call him on his bullshit and drag him about it

[antipathy-arsonist]

smiles. you will regret this/j

okay so aa um wait where do i start [this shit got fnaf level lore i stg]

okay so in the games [theres games uh if u didnt know] theres this organisation called nexus core who where researching how to harvest this stuff called dissonant energy from souls in the afterlife. also in this universe souls are called s3lfs and the afterlife is the other place. so basically they were extracting this energy to kinda prevent both dimensions from exploding because a build up of s3lfs causes big problems for some reason. anyway their leader, his name was Phobos got too power hungry so dr christoff ( thats the Jesus guy!) and dr hofnarr killed him and stole the keystone fragment (halo jeb has) and left the sheriff in charge of the remains of the city (jeb also unleashed a zombie plague but whatever)

also in the arena mode of project nexus its revealed theres two like… gods ? called the maker and the machine (the machine can kinda be manipulated by hacking i believe so u were kinda right with the computer program thing ^-^)

okay so moving on to the series i guess. the whole park fiasco happens (wasn’t hanks fault i argue about this forever. he didnt even attack first whatever thats irrelevant) so hank starts going after the sheriff and he activates the improbability drive which causes shit to get weird and for the apocalypse jeb and hof caused to. apocalypse… harder?

oh and its sorta implied that hofnarr helped create the drive 👍

and then in i think its either 6 or 5.5 we see the auditor for the first time! yay! shes the shadow guy (they’re called employers and theres actually four of them but that doesnt matter rn). she also runs aahw and controls at least one of the drives. from what we seen i think theres three. one of the others is inside tricky the clowns skull.

uhm what now…

okay so the dimension we see in madcom 11 is not the other place but its like a poket dimension inside auditors body. i think

the two guys from the .5s are sanford and deimos (san has the glasses dei has the visor) they work for an organisation called SQ (status quo) and hanks…. allied with them. dubiously? and the reason he’s revived after dying in some episodes is cus the guy in charge of SQ, 2bdammed or doc revives him by fucking with the machine. why does he do that? why doesnt hank get paid for working for him? yaoi we dont know. hanks just weird.

uhmm i think thats alot of it. i brushed over some stuff. does this explain anything? ….kinda…???

i mean even the creator doesn’t really know whats happening so ehhhh?

caught up to what i’m pretty sure is the most recent madcom episode (11) and i am. utterly broken.i have gone through the five stages of grief several times in the last few hours. can someone please explain what actually happened there im completely lost

[agayworthfightingfor]

do all the space asks!!!!

pluto: what do you love most about yourself?

i like that a bunch of people think i’m calming to be around. it’s a very good thing to be.

mars: who is your ideal best friend?

@f0xf0ce. i no longer id as pansexual, but we are forever pansexual partners in crime.

earth: what’s your ideal house/home?

decent sized place with friends and partners, in easy walking distance of a convenience store and something moderately fun to do, at the very least. needs space for pets (i desperately want a big dopey dog) and really good lighting. ok now i sound like im on fucking hgtv or some shit wow.

saturn: what’s your aesthetic?

tumblrina punk, which is also my blog title. basically its what happens when u combine flower crowns, glitter, spiky things, and a deep hatred of people who would do others harm.

jupiter: if you could choose your own name what would it be?

i did choose my own name but if i picked again id probs wind up picking it again even though my headmates are all desperately shouting their own goddamn names. especially owen. zie really wants this body to be named owen. i wonder why.

neptune: what’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song?

shape shift with me by against me! sometimes i can do a fever you cant sweat out by p!atd but sometimes i get bored of the introduction and intermission and skip those. i can

venus: go to piece of clothing/outfit?

ok theres two outfits that are my defaults. my too cute to be binary shirt w/ my floral skirt + combat boots, plus tights in winter. then there’s my black tank top under my red/white flannel shirt with skinny jeans and my floral converse.

mercury: what’s something you couldn’t live without?

hrt. which.. i currently dont have. and need to figure out how to manage an accessibility issue in order to acquire. lmao fuck

uranus: what’s your zodiac sign?

pisces but like certain things say im an aquarius because im on the veeeery cusp. which is bullshit, anyone whos ever talked to me knows im a goddamn pisces

the moon: favorite quote?

“Blood does not quench fire. It only stains.” from Chameleon Moon by @thesylverlining. which if you havent read it you need to. now. go. get it.

the sun: what motivates you?

the fact that nazis want me and everyone i care about dead and i refuse to ever make a nazi happy.

kepler-22b: if you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?

uh? somewhere where i have partners. ppl i care about. anywhere except this fucking room.

phobos: what was your favorite song as a child?

uuuuum? i genuinely dont know. i remember really liking boulevard of broken dreams by green day when i was like 11 because i was a depressed gay child.

ceres: out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?

um. thats a big decision. theres genuinely no one i can think of who i would trust with that much power. no.

titan: if you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?

i have already dyed my hair most colors that i would ever dye it. id totally go for rainbow though. or like... light pink? esp if i could keep up with it so that my roots never showed and it never faded, that’d be HEAVENLY

callisko: what’s your ideal job?

honestly i really want to just stay home and take care of housework? im good at that stuff. i can keep things clean, i would be able to work on my own terms, and if im living with the right people i would basically never have to wear pants.

enceladus: who is your favorite person? what are they like?

i don’t have like a favorite person in the sense of I Am Extremely Attached To This Person In A Mental Illness Way. which is weird for me tbh. im like... dancing with that kind of attachment to @thenannystate which is an adventure that id really like to not subject her to, thank you very much hellbrain? but shes so smart and sweet and she cares a LOT and like. she holds a hell of a grudge which kinda functions as a reality check for me bc i like. instantly forgive terrible people which is Bad. and just. she’s sO FUCKING GOOD I LOVE FRANZ A LOT

hyperion: do you have a favorite store/shop?

lowkey if hot topic cut their prices in half theyd be my fav but they’re so. fuckin. overpriced. otherwise, maybe thinkgeek.com or something like that

comet: what’s your biggest secret?

...gee i love oversharing but damn thats a hell of a question. the biggest secret im willing to divulge is that im into oviposition but that’s not even a fucking secret at this point lets be real

astroid: what’ your biggest fear? i there a reason why you’re scared of it?

rejection/abandonment. yes there is a reason and that is because i grew up a total outcast and now im not and i will never ever ever ever go back to that hell of being alone nope no thanks

shooting star: who is your ideal s/o?

the xenomorph.

[ahickeyfromsawicki]

Do all the planet asks

pluto: what do you love most about yourself?

i can...sing so thats the least annoying thing about me

mars: who is your ideal best friend?

i mean katie cassidy should really hmu lets be besties

earth: what’s your ideal house/home?

i’d just like to live in a nice apt with my dogs

saturn: what’s your aesthetic?

i want to be ginger rogers so 

jupiter: if you could choose your own name what would it be?

i like my name

neptune: what’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song?

i really love us the duo’s just love 

venus: go to piece of clothing/outfit?

i have a teal cardigan i try to wear with everything i own. 

mercury: what’s something you couldn’t live without?

my dogs

uranus: what’s your zodiac sign?

sagittarius

the moon: favorite quote?

tragedy is a test of courage. if you can meet it bravely it will leave you bigger than it found you. it’s from a star is a born 

the sun: what motivates you?

motivation? i dont know her.

kepler-22b: if you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?

i’d love to travel outside of the us and just see something beautiful. i don’t know where i’d go though...just anywhere.

phobos: what was your favorite song as a child?

a whole new world from aladdin :)

ceres: out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?

michelle obama

titan: if you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?

i want to go back to purple! that was fun

callisko: what’s your ideal job?

i want to work as a behavioral aide

enceladus: who is your favorite person? what are they like?

my little sister @sapphicagentdanvers tbh we’re exactly the same but she isnt annoying like i am. 

hyperion: do you have a favorite store/shop?

i love ulta more than anything in this entire world. so many lipsticks

comet: what’s your biggest secret?

um i overshare everything so i dont have any

astroid: what’ your biggest fear? i there a reason why you’re scared of it?

i mean my fears are pretty basic ones. spiders, clowns, men speaking to me

shooting star: who is your ideal s/o?

again...katie cassidy if you’re reading this i’m single

[b00bstone]

all the space related asks please! :) ...or just the ones you want to if that's too much

aha! ur the one who was always asking questions lol i appreciate it XD 

mars: who is your ideal best friend?

out of people i know? cant choose sorry. 

earth: what’s your ideal house/home?

oh. okay so its got lots of trees and a beach and all that. its two stories. its yellow. one room is a library (a giant library) theres a big kitchen and a dining room and theres the lounging room where everything is super comfortable. even the floor. the bathroom is litereally a room thats a bath. theres a connecting room that has a toilet and a sink and towels and all that. but like u know the bath in harry potter 4? my bath is like that. my bedroom is huge.... and theres a work room. and an art room. and yeah...

saturn: what’s your aesthetic?

cats thinking they can jump that far but just like falling straight down midjump

jupiter: if you could choose your own name what would it be?

joseph i think. im not trans (im kinda genderquesting rn tbh) but like i like that name... altho for a more feminine name i think id choose anne (anne of green gables is the best book ever btw theyre making a netflix series based on it and i am pumped).

neptune: what’s an album that you can listen through entirely w/o skipping song?

there isnt one. altho if im in the right mood i could listen to a belle to remember by hayley kiyoko all the way through without skipping.

venus: go to piece of clothing/outfit?

black jeans... if its cold enough then my brown leather jacket.

mercury: what’s something you couldn’t live without?

internet (it lets me talk to my friends, it lets me watch shows, i can know things with just a few clicks, its fucking awesome). altho if we are gonna be literal then i couldnt live without air. 

uranus: what’s your zodiac sign?

cancer

the moon: favorite quote?

In the beginning the Universe was created.This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” 

douglas adams

the sun: what motivates you?

the fear of failure.

kepler-22b: if you could go anywhere, where would it be/why?

right now? hawaii. i just wanna be on a warm beach. 

phobos: what was your favorite song as a child?

joy to the world barney is dead. i dunno actually. 

ceres: out of everyone/thing in this world, who would you elect president?

michelle obama dwayne the rock johnson could be her vice president.

titan: if you could die your hair absolutely any color and pull it off, what would it be?

pink yellow and blue. i think an ombre where they fade into each other would be nice...

callisko: what’s your ideal job?

getting paid to do whatever i want. 

enceladus: who is your favorite person? what are they like?

 celestine. shes amazing. shes sweet and goofy and dorky. and adorable. altho i adore adi and heather too. and joaquin... 

hyperion: do you have a favorite store/shop?

i love lush. but i found 3 SU shirts that i want from hot topic plus they have these pocket size heroes from SU.... 

comet: what’s your biggest secret?

ummm rn? its probably that im genderquestioning... adi knows... and allie knows and now everyone else that follows me knows...

astroid: what’ your biggest fear? i there a reason why you’re scared of it?

im afraid that i wont ever find love. like romantic love. i mean well romantic love has all this hype u know and i think most people wanna find love in one form or another...

shooting star: who is your ideal s/o?

out of people i know? no one. i dont know anyone that would be my ideal s/o...

thanks heather for asking me questions :) also i didnt answer pluto cuz it was too hard.