#i dont know how the magic system or followers or home ownership or marriage or dragons work i just invest exclusively in

[tigergendermoved2tigergender]

I want to play skyrim but I can't because I know I'm not going to really play it. I'm going to spend 6 hours in the character creation screen making my buff cat man and then I'm going to spend the next 18 hours killing random enemies I shouldn't be able to with my babygame easy mode mods and ignoring the story completely. But more importantly I'm going to go into every single building and steal literally every item I can find. Herbs and fresh meat hanging on the wall? Harvested. Empty plates and goblets strewn about the floor? They're mine now. Books off the shelf? Brother I am a whole ass bookshelf. I will sneak into homes even when the owner is right there and I will pilfer every single little thing they've got, including the stuff from their pockets. About a third of my game time is spent reloading quicksaves so I can get that 7% theft chance gold necklace that does nothing. And then when I own everything in the land of Tamriel I will be sure that none of my earnings will ever be spent. Because God forbid I would give up any of my belongings including cash. I don't know why I play Skyrim like this but I legitimately get nervous if I see items I haven't picked up even if they're just wooden plates. I am proving all the stereotypes about the Khajiits true at record speed