#i dont kill them still obv but they will be escorted outside

[depresseddepot]

not to sound dramatic or anything but magic is real and I know its real because I swore a contract w the spiders in my room about a year ago to never purposefully harm them or let them come to harm so long as they ate all the other bugs in my room and now anytime someone purposefully kills a spider near me I am momentarily possessed and have to literally restrain myself from tackling the person who did it

[avocado-writing]

Hello! This is related to Bullet Train --- I recently developed an idea and ever since, I'm just continuously adding to it and I'm at the point where I just need to share this idea with someone 💀 so sorry in advance for the long post

Imagine MC working at a bakery to make ends meet for their tuition (senior college foreign student) and one day one of White Death's men comes in to order something and so, eventually, White Death himself begins to request MC's baking and what not. At some point, he may physically come in and a friendship forms bc MC is just an overall a good person who tries to do their best with their sad background. And then one day, White Death sees MC standing outside the shop with his usual order, just to find out that MC had quit the baking job cuz they were overworking her. White Death offers her a job on the spot but is kindly rejected bc MC found a job as assistant/house-maintainer (?) of sorts for a kind, older man (😁) and she's very happy with it and was actually wondering if he would like to spend more time with her or something. Obvs White Death agrees. They hang out alot, usually in either MC's home or White Death's --- both are incredibly private and bond in their paranoias.

Now we cut over to the MC working for her new boss, Shigeru Kimura aka The Elder. (Major point of the story --- MC has absolutely no idea that they know each other/ that they have history/ nor that they have gang/underworld ties --- perhaps an inkling of suspicion bc they're not completely oblivious to that side of the world but it's better to mind the business) Anyways, Shigeru and MC spend plenty of time together and they're quite fond of one another just as fond as MC is of White Death. /Shigeru adores the way MC helps out with Wataru, who absolutely loves the MC and is constantly clinging onto them./

To the point where MC actually tells either man about the other but never revealing their identities bc MC respects their privacy --- it's more of a "oh, my boss gave me the day off bc he overheard my mother telling me happy birthday. He's seriously too kind" "ah, my friend tends to, well, spoil me. I never ask for anything but he says i deserve it. He's truly too good to me" and like either one knows the other exist BUT THEY DONT KNOW ITS EACH OTHER'S ENEMY. THEY'RE JUST APPRECIATIVE THAT EITHER IS TREATING MC WITH THE KINDNESS AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE. But they also have a rivalry of sorts bc they're both romantically interested in the MC who, btw, has never been truly romantically approached nor shown interest in anyone but these two give the MC a little inkling of a possible crush. (By this point, everything is still very much subtle --- Shigeru bc he is a gentleman and White Death bc he knows MC doesn't know how to react to someone actually being interested in them {Neurodivergent type beat})

And like one day, they meet on accident. MC is leaving their job (the home of Shigeru) and on the other side of the door is White Death who wanted to escort MC home or something and their just standing their, gapping at one another like that spiderman meme. There's an obvious tension but the MC is just like "oh, this is my boss Mr. Shigeru. Mr. Shigeru this is my dear friend " and then MC realizes that the know each other and not in the good way and comes to the conclusion that they're enemies. White Death accuses MC of using him so that Shigeru can kill him and Shigeru, too, reciprocates this belief. And MC is just quiet which causes either men to cease their fighting (which was actually about to turn physical) and basically MC is just deeply hurt that they would accuse them of betraying their trust. One of the only things MC truly cherishes with their soul. In fact, MC assumes that they've been using them the entire time and is simply like "once again, I've been used. I'm a joke." And goes into a depressive state (a few tears fall but it's more of a 'i give up. I just want to go home and sleep') and the two men literally have to form a truce for now bc they now see the wrongness of their assumption and they just deeply care for the MC.

Omg it feels like a weight being lifted off of my shoulders. I've had this idea and fhjdjfjf needed to write it somewhere. If someone or yourself would like to write this as a fic --- no protest here 💀😌

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oh no ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) then they have to share me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) what a shame ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)