#i dont keep food or eat in my room so i have no fucking clue whats attracting them here

[funshinebf]

this is p much all a traumadump/rant about my mental hospital trip idk. warnings for shitty mental health care practices, as well as discussions of things like intrusive thoughts, suicidal ideation, transphobia, and misogyny. we stay silly, u kno how it is

i think my experience with being admitted to a mental hospital like. really really radicalized me when it comes to the mental health systems and knowledge and care here. and how fucking bad and ignorant and dangerous it is for those of us with mental illnesses and disorders. and like. maybe it does help some people! sure! thats great, im happy they can get help from somewhere! but like. for me, being a trans kid with an unsupportive parent as well as unsupportive peers, with debilitating mental illnesses that werent *just* being a little sad about something in school, things that affected every single waking moment of my life and caused me to struggle in sooo many areas that others around me didnt struggle with. i didnt need to draw fucking pictures of houses and learn about meditating or mindfulness in group therapy, sat next to guys who kept misgendering me, and getting served meals i physically could not eat because of my severe disordered picky eating. not to mention no matter how many times i told the food people to please stop deadnaming me to the whole room when they would bring meals, i felt so fucking isolated and ignored there. and the one time i did actually try to share my thoughts during group therapy, i was immediately shot down and dismissed with a response that i still didnt understand. (we were being told to think about our thoughts being who we are. i brought up struggling with intrusive thoughts, and that seeing 'my thoughts as who i am' was fucking terrifying to me, because i had SO many horrible, disgusting, gut wrenching thoughts plaguing me every day, and i so desperately didnt want to be told that those thoughts were Who I Am. i was a kid. i was a scared kid and they told me i just didnt understand what they were trying to say, and that they didnt mean bad thoughts. they also clearly had no fucking clue what intrusive thoughts even were, and made me feel like i was insane for having any kind of violent thoughts. i was very clearly uncomfortable but they continued to ask me to elaborate on what *kind* of scary thoughts i was having. it felt like a trap. i didnt feel safe at all. i felt like if i shared the kinds of intrusive thoughts i struggled with, then they would treat me like i was dangerous for having them, or like i *wanted* to do those things. meanwhile those thoughts made me want to vomit, they made me avoid my loved ones out of fear of acting on the thoughts, they made feel like it would be better if i was dead, because then the people around me would be safe. i was a scared fucking kid)

all of this is to say. the mental health care in america is so fucking abysmal. even just. keeping people who's jobs ARE SPECIFICALLY TO CARE FOR MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE well informed on mental illnesses is apparently too fucking much to ask. i dont feel like im expecting something impossible when i go into a psychiatrist's office thinking that theyll help me, and not. i dunno, tell me i should fucking smile more (this did happen to me. first fucking appointment. older male doctor, 15 year old me getting treatment for SEVERE DEPRESSION.)

anyways. ive ranted enough for now, its nearly 3 am and i need to go read my stories to calm down. (im so mad. i need to go home and touch my husband's tits so i wont be as mad.)

[sunarinluvr]

|| haikyuu boys finding you asleep on the couch after an argument ||

includes: kuroo tetsurou, miya osamu, & oikawa tooru

a/n- hello! sorry for posting so late, but this has been sitting in my drafts for a while and i was actually in the mood to finish it so i hope yall enjoy! oh and im not really sure about how i feel about it,,, might take it down later we shall see.

warnings: none ( lmk if there’s anything! )

KUROO -

last night you saw a post kuroo’s “work wife” had made on instagram with her kissing him on the cheek, and it didn’t make you feel the best, so you decided to bring it up to him the next morning. and you did, just as he was getting ready for work you talked to him about it.

you were standing in front of him filled with anger arguing about how it made you uncomfortable, “can you please listen?! i dont feel comfortable with your “work wife” kissing you?” you yelled. “Y/N it was on the cheek its not a big deal!” and to be honest you just wanted to cry. 

finally, he walked past you and opened the door. “i don’t have time for this y/n, stop being so insecure! at least she wouldn’t argue over something so small!” and with that, he slammed the door and you stood there stunned. kuroo knew that he shouldn’t have said that, instant regret and guilt filled his gut.

 but he already said it, he can’t do anything about it now. with a frustrated sigh, he went to work. hoping to fix everything when he gets home. you stood there speechless, as you realized you still had work so slowly you made your way to the bathroom. 

after getting ready and grabbing a quick snack you were out the door with a heavy chest. once you get home, tired and feeling worse than before. you trudged to the couch and plopped down letting out a shaky sigh remembering the argument and the words he said repeating in your head. 

you broke down crying, and before you knew it, the exhaustion from today took over and you were sound asleep on the couch. kuroo got home an hour later, he felt guilty and was already practicing how he’d apologize to you as he walked in.“y/n? kitten?” no answer. 

he called out again, and was met with silence, he made his way over to the living room where he found you sleeping on the couch. gently walking towards you he knelt down, and saw your tear-stained face which made his heart sink. “i fucked up” he said to himself.

giving you a gentle kiss on your forehead he softly apologized and carried you to the bedroom. you ended up waking up when you felt his body weight dent the bed. “tetsu?” you said softly squinting at him. relief rushes through his body at the sound of his nickname. looking at you with guilt in his eyes

“im so sorry kitten, i shouldn’t have said that. i didn’t mean to hurt you” he said gently. at that tears started flowing again and he was quick to hug you and wipe your tears with his other hand. “it’s ok, i shouldn’t have been so insecure anyways” 

he shook his head with a frown “no it’s not your fault ok? i didn’t mean anything i said. i love you so so much and i’m so lucky that you’re mine” you look up at him and gave him a small smile “okay” before cuddling closer to him. giving you a soft kiss on the lips he hugged you tighter as you both fell asleep.

OSAMU -

osamu was just having a horrible day, his head was pounding and the customers he had to deal with today were just plain rude. then he had to do most of the work since one of his employees called in sick, and for some reason, everything just annoyed him.

you on the other hand did not know about his day at all and thought it would be nice of you to make a surprise visit. walking in with a huge smile on your face stopping midway when you realize he wasn’t at the counter. “where’s samu?” you asked sweetly to the employee

“he’s in the back, i think he has a headache,” she says giving you a small smile. you can tell something was off by the way she spoke but decided to just brush it off and make your way to the back. “hi samu! surprise!” you exclaimed cheerfully as you make your way towards him

he just kind of looks at you, which you thought was weird, but you decided to hug him anyways. when he doesn’t hug you back and groan, you pull away and look at him “baby i heard you had a headache. i didn’t bring any medicine, but we could eat first and i-” 

you couldn’t even finish your sentence since osamu just stood up. he was infuriated and had no clue why, usually loved listening to you but today he was just annoyed. “look y/n a don’t mean ta be rude, but a don't have the energy for this right now. please just go home.” he said coldly staring right at you.

“excuse me? i came here to surprise you and this is what i get??” you said in shock, voice a little louder this time. rolling his eyes “Oh wow am so surprised! now will ya please go home? a don’t wanna argue right now!” he yelled. with tears forming in your eyes you quickly wiped them and left. osamu knew he shouldn’t have said all that, but he was too mad to run after you in front of all the customers. 

you rushed home and sluggishly made your way to your room to change into something comfier, making your way to the couch, curling up into a ball allowing your tears to fall, and somehow falling asleep, after getting tired of crying. he gets home a few hours later, guilt building up in his stomach as he mentally slaps himself for the things he said. 

walking into the living room he opened the lights and you were the first thing he noticed. seeing you curled up into a ball on the couch made his heart drop to his stomach. you on the other hand woke up because of the sudden change of lighting. 

gradually adjusting your sight you see him and switch your gaze onto the floor when you saw him look at you too. seeing your puffy eyes he walks towards you slowly and sits beside you giving you enough space. “am sorry, a shouldn’t have taken my frustration out on ya.”

you look at him with watery eyes and his heart sinks “yea i was just trying to be nice, sorry i didn’t warn you before coming” he opened his arms and you instinctively scooted closer to him, he sighs “no a love it when you surprise me a was jus having a bad day a love ya so much ok?” finally hugging him “okay i love you too” giving you a quick kiss he offered to make you food and of course you said yes.

OIKAWA -

you love oikawa, and you’re very supportive and understanding especially when it comes to his career. but he has an awful habit of overworking himself and as much as you love him you can't bear the fact that you couldn’t even see him anymore.

he goes home late at night -as in you’re already sound asleep late- and when you do stay up to see him, he’s too tired to even keep a conversation. then the next morning he’s gone before you could even wake up. you’ve spoken to him about this many times, but alas nothing changed.

you woke up to an empty bed as usual, but today was different though, you’ve planned a dinner for about 2 weeks now. you were very excited because it’s been so long since you both spent some quality time together and he promised to come home early. 

getting up you send him a little text reminding him of your dinner tonight, with a smile you head on over to the bathroom to get ready for work. once work was over you made a quick visit to the grocery store to buy the ingredients you’ll need to make tonight’s dinner. 

quietly humming to yourself while going through each aisle, and double-checking your list to make sure you’re not missing anything while checking your phone here and there. oikawa still hasn’t replied “he must be busy,” you say to yourself as you send him another text about the dinner just in case. after about 30 minutes you get home rushing since it was already late, and immediately getting started on dinner. 

once you're done you sat down and waited, and waited, and waited. it's been 4 hours. dinners cold and still no sign of your boyfriend. you decided to call him pissed off that he couldn’t even show up to one dinner, “hello? y/n i can't talk right now i still need to practice” 

he said as soon as he picked up. “tooru? did you get my texts? what about dinner, we’ve made plans for this 2 weeks prior! i even-” you were cut off “look just eat without me ok? we can eat again somet-” now it was your turn to cut him off. 

“oikawa tooru, you leave the house while i’m asleep and come back when i'm asleep. i just wanted to spend time with you..whatever good luck at practice,” you replied as you hang up. his heart sank when he heard the crack in your voice rushing to his car on his way home to you because he knows he fucked up. 

buying your favorite flowers for you on the way home cursing himself and the world for making it traffic at that exact moment. when he got home the first thing he saw was the food and you fast asleep on the couch. he felt a pang of guilt about being late. 

“y/n chan?” he said while gently waking you up. you stare at him with red puffy eyes and he hugged you giving you the flowers “im sorry baby, i should’ve prioritized you and our dinner. i promise ill do better” you saw how genuine he was being so you accepted the flowers and hugged him tighter as he offered to reheat the food you made.

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[dreamii-yume]

OH SHIT YUME ITS THE TWEELS BIRTHDAY! We know that everyone is horny as fuck for the birthday boys so why dont we have some sweet crumbs to balance the spice? I give you all creative freedom and access to the sugar stock!

Yume is still crying in disbelief that she got the tweels birthday wrong omg

“Aah~”

Chewing on the piece of cake you innocently plopped inside your mouth, you blinked as Floyd suddenly leaned towards you, opening his mouth in anticipation. You were clueless at what to do at first, Floyd definitely looked like he was expecting you to know so it got you sweating a little bit. However, as his body childish swung from side to side and multiple glances over to the cake you’re eating, you got a rough idea. Scooping out another piece, you gestured this one to him and allowed him to take the bite. “Here you go.” You said, lighting up as Floyd happily took it.

“So yummy~!” Floyd said with his mouth full, cream left on his cheek as he excitedly bounced in his seat. Seeing how much of a child your senior is, it made you smile in a way as he actually looks rather innocent to you right now. “I don’t know what you’re doing but for some reason, everything that Little Shrimpy feeds me tastes so much more delicious~!”

“How do you do that, Little Shrimpy~? Tell me, tell me~! Is it magic?” Floyd cooed, leaning closer to you and opening up his mouth again. “More, more~! Feed me more~!”

“I don’t think it’s magic though? I can’t even use that...” You sweatdropped but proceeded to feed the excited twin more pieces of cake, enjoying the way his cheeks would move as he chew. You have no clue what he was trying to imply but you decided to go along with him for now. You grabbed a tissue nearby and wiped away excess cream near his lips which earned you a boyish giggle from the guy.

Floyd seemed a bit more energetic than usual, probably because it’s his and his brother’s birthday. You find it really cute actually, he was usually the clingiest one out of the two but today, he just seem like he wanted to be spoiled rotten. Of course, you don’t really have the reason to deny that kind of request so you didn’t mind at all.

“Floyd, you shouldn’t casually cling onto (Y/N)-san like that...” A voice far calmer than Floyd’s rung in the room and looking up met you face to face with his brother, Jade. He was wearing the same outfit as him, signifying that this day is not only special for just one person. Despite having the same face, Jade was much more refined than his twin, his signature smile still painted a smile on his face as he stepped inside. “You’re going to bother her in this case.”

“Eeh~ Don’t be a killjoy, Jade! It’s fine, it’s fine~!” Floyd said as he suddenly wrapped his arms around you, startling you slightly to the point that you almost dropped the plate of cake you were holding. “Little Shrimpy looks like she’s having fun too though~”

“How about you try to acting a little carefree too, Jade~? It’s our birthday, after all~!” Floyd suggested, laughing as he nuzzled against you. “Little Shrimpy thinks so too, right~?”

“Of course! Jade-senpai should just relax on his special day too!” Jade could only blink at those words, seeing as you smiled at him. He looked to the side, placing his hand on his mouth as if he was thinking deeply. He watched as you plopped another piece of cake inside Floyd’s mouth, his brother looking so ecstatic during all of it that it startled Jade for a bit. His brother had never been this close to someone other than him and Azul before, let alone a mere human like you. So, suffice to say that he’s caught off-guard, he always thought Floyd was just playing with you.

“...Well then, if you don’t mind...” Jade said, a smile gracing his features as he gracefully sat beside you and Floyd, his posture fine and well-trained. Your mouth couldn’t help but to open, dumbfounded as the usually serious and cunning Jade Leech turned to you and closed his eyes before opening his mouth. The slight blush appearing on his cheeks was proof that he wasn’t used to such actions.

You blinked as your mind went blank for a second, but a sweat dropped down your forehead. This was kind of...You can’t find the right words to say but seeing Jade with his eyes close and mouth open, looking all vulnerable like this without instructing you on what to do, it made your heart race. He looked quite erotic too, not that you’ll ever say it out loud. Meanwhile, Floyd shifted beside you, pouting. “Eh, what are you doing, Jade? If you want Little Shrimpy to feed you, you gotta wait for your turn!” Floyd whined. “Get your own cake too!”

However, despite the constant whines of his brother, Jade remained his position, patiently waiting for your move which only irked his other half. Because of this, you couldn’t help but to giggle, lifting up another piece of cake towards him. “Here you go.” You said, the fork reaching inside his mouth, the sweet taste of the cake engulfed his taste buds.

The taste actually captured Jade off-guard, it still has the same flavor as the cake he had before but somehow, it felt special. Opening up his eyes and seeing your gentle smile directed at him was magically adding more spice to the food. Floyd was right, simple food does taste better when you’re the one who’s feeding it to him. What a mystery, you even had Jade this stumped about it.

“Eh!? Little Shrimpy, you traitor! That was supposed to be for me~!” Floyd whined louder as he began to shake your shoulders. “You’re already cheating on me, that’s so unfair! Little Shrimpy~!”

You nervously giggled at Floyd’s outburst, slowly becoming dizzy on the way he was racking your body. “S-Sorry, I’ll give the next bite to you, okay...?” You said, just to calm him down but was met with nothing but puffed cheeks as response from the guy. You resorted into patting his head as the final line of defense, luckily, Floyd accepted such gesture and nuzzled closer to you, muttering about stuff.

Covering his mouth as he chewed the sweet cake, Jade had turned his eyes on your every move. “...It’s delicious.” He said, making you turn your head towards him. “Can I please have more?”

“No-“

“Gladly!” You said, scooping another piece and before the whining eel on your shoulders could complain about it, Jade already went forward and bit the cake off the fork. You felt bad for betraying Floyd once again but Jade genuinely looked happy being fed like this. He was less messier than his brother but somehow, just at this moment, he carries the same childish energy around him. It was endearing and you couldn’t help it.

...But then again, you felt the hands around you tighten which sent shivers down your spine. “...Little Shrimpy, you’re such a liar.” You heard Floyd right at your ear, his voice sounding a little less enthusiastic and you knew from past experience that it’s never a good thing. He puffed his cheeks, scrunching his eyebrows down. “I can’t trust you anymore! Hmph!”

“E-Eh...Floyd-senpai...?” Though he said that and looked away from you, he never let go of your body. It’s funny actually, it seems like he wanted to sulk but his body is just refusing to leave from yours. Anyway, it’s not good to keep Floyd in this mood, so you tried to shift your attention back to him again. You gestured another piece of cake in his direction but the guy just refuses to look back at you, pouting all the way. You sweatdropped, this was definitely going to be a challenge. “H-Here you go, this one is for you, Floyd-senpai~! Aah~!”

Jade smiled at the sight of the stubborn pouting Floyd as he swallowed the cake he received. “(Y/N)-san, if Floyd doesn’t want it then, would it be fine if I could have it?” He said, his smile suddenly contorting into a mischievous smirk which immediately got on Floyd’s nerves. “He doesn’t seem to be in the mood so-“

“Who said I don’t want it!?” Floyd yelled as he aggressively mauled the piece of cake before you could even react. “Arr eath whafever Wittwe Sswiphy fhed mmhe! Ifh ghod!”

You sweatdropped. “I didn’t have a single clue on what you said but you might choke, so eat slowly, okay?” You nervously giggled, patting Floyd’s head, feeling his mood getting lighter with the way he nuzzled back onto you again.

Jade gave a chuckle as well before scooting closer to you. You glanced at what he was going to do, only for you and Floyd to flinch when he dropped his head onto your other shoulder. “...I can see why Floyd is always wrapping his arms around you.” He said, closing his eyes in relaxation as if he was just at a warm fireplace. He turned to look at you, in which induced a small blush on your cheeks, especially when he gave a gentle smile. “You’re very warm.”

Ah, what a different side to Jade that you have come to see this special day. He was someone you were unable to read from the very first day, the only times his true emotions let out is when it’s so blatantly obvious that he was going to commit yet under shady business. But this time, you saw another side to him, an unexpected gentleness residing in him. It was your first time seeing how vulnerable he is, chuckling by your shoulders like this.

Dare you say that it was actually cute.

“What are you doing, Jade!? This is my spot, you know~!” Floyd puffed his cheeks as he wrapped his arms around your neck, almost to the point of strangling you. “Let go of my Little Shrimpy~”

Jade merely smiled as calmly as ever. “No, I don’t think I want to.” He said and wrapped his arms around your waist as tight as the arms around your neck. “You were the one who said that I should act all carefree just for this day, correct?”

Jade gave him the smuggiest smirk he could give, making his brother growl in response. “So, there’s no harm in having (Y/N)-san to spoil me a little too, right?” He said, tilting his head to the side with a close-eyed smile.

“U-Um...I-I’m kinda getting...” Ah, that’s no use. These twins are definitely in their own little world now, you know them well enough to know that it’s always been like that. The hands on your neck and waist are pulling you on two different directions, you actually feel like you gonna dislocate a bone or two. But ignoring these two’s silly little feud, they genuinely feel a lot more livelier than before and that’s the good thing. Knowing that knowledge alone, you were glad despite how suffocating it felt on your physical body.

Putting the plate of cake down on your lap, you pat the twins’ head, letting them off their steam. Honestly, it was the only gesture you could do without the risk of breaking apart in two. You kinda feel like a mother of two rebellious but lovable children, it’s troublesome but the outcome is just worth the risk. You just hope Azul wouldn’t be too surprise when he opens the door and finds these two eels exceeding over a hundred and ninety centimeter in height crushing on your poor little body. Three bodies are a bit of handful right now.

This fic includes a high risk of Tweels Diabetes! (΄◉◞౪◟◉｀)

[jkknight98]

My G/T promt challenge attempt inspiration.

This was my first attempt at ever doing a collective prompt challenge so it’s very safe to say I am a little nervous posting this story, especially since I suck at writing standard stories and fell back into my comfort zone, but I hope that everyone who reads enjoys it. It's from @bittydragon idea ( If I knew how to link the original post I would, but I am not very well versed in Tumblr writing yet).

The prompt was to have the tiny protect the giant, I was faced with two options that I could do, protecting the mental self vs the physical self. I chose protecting from the physical since a giant can easily protect the outside of their bodies, but their insides can be easily hurt without them knowing until much later.

Here’s Tommy protecting a gaint Wilbur from his own poor judgement plus interactions from the rest of the sleepybois inc.

Warnings : Blood warning, slight mention of regurgitating meal, soft vore, cursing.

(I have always viewed soft vore as a sfw interest but I know others may not so I’ll leave it out of the main collective tag just to be safe until I’ve been given the all clear to add it, but otherwise I’ll say its just an inspiration from all the wonderful work already posted through the challenge.)

G/T Prompt Challenge

Wilbur should have known that his habit of eating sand would come back to bite him one day, but who could blame him when he enjoyed the texture of sand crunching in his teeth and the feeling it made tumbling around in his stomach. It was supposed to be a normal day when the sands decided to strike back against him. He was just enjoying a warm summers day with his family at the nearby beach, techno was asleep under a umbrella while Phil was trying to keep his tiny brother Tommy from accidentally drowning himself by jumping from the giant's knee and then pinching them to make the man jump and create massive waves for the little gremlin. He couldn't hide his smile as he took hold of another handful of sand and let it fall in clumps into his mouth, not noticing the hidden treasure chest even when it landed in the middle of his tongue with the copious sand, he didn’t get a chance to chew the sand before his father yelled at him after seeing what he had done, swallowing the mouthful quickly before the giant avian could force him to spit it out,” Alright Alright Phil, I've had my two mouthfuls for the day.”

“ You shouldn’t be eating any, what are you going to do if you swallow something that isn’t just sand, what are we going to do then!”

Wilbur just laughed at his yelling father as he leaned backwards on his hands, smiling as he watched Tommy get his fathers attention again by using his feathers as a climbing frame, he shook his head at the sight. He really did love his mixed-up family.

~~

It wasn't until they were having dinner that night did they all find out the true dangers of his habit. They haven't been eating long, Phil chatting with Techno about who knows what while Tommy darted around the table pulling himself chunks of food from everyone's plate, Phil had learned quickly not to make one for Tommy since the tiny always said that everyone else's looked better, and Willbur was waiting for the next pass of the tiny so he could pull his target out of reach. He had pulled up a giant piece of pork away from the tiny, quickly stuffing it into his mouth and laughing as the gremlin child raged at him, he quickly chewed and swallowed down the meat as he dodged the tiny pea that was thrown at him, ” Come on Tomms, I know you have a better arm than that.” He continued to eat a bit more on his plate, subtly feeling how much he ate already before he stopped, feeling a touch of pain from his stomach.

“That's weird?”

“What's weird Will?”

His father looked at him slightly concerned when he had pushed his chair back a bit to look down at himself, taking a hand to gently place on his stomach, ” I don't know dad, my stomach just started hur-ghh.” The moment he put a slight amount of pressure on his stomach it felt as if something was ripping inside, the pain was bad enough that it nearly brought him to tears. He quickly pulled up his shirt to see if it was something on the outside, but the skin was perfectly clear with no signs of irritation.

“Wilbur walk me through what hurts.”

The avian was already up and at his side while Techno was holding Tommy at his other side, but still out of the way of their father, both looking equally as concerned.

“What's wrong with you big man, finally bite off more than you could chew?” The tiny looked as ridiculous as usual trying to act indifferent like the oldest, but it was easy to see the real concern hidden behind his normal snark.

“Oh shut up before I feed you to a bird Bratt, ” Wilbur stuck his tongue out at him before wincing again when he felt his fathers cool touch, ” hurts right where your pressing.” He watched as Phil's hand began pressing at different parts of his body, telling him about how the pain was worse in that spot, but could feel it throbbing into other areas.

He watched his father frown before he went to stand fully, he looked more concerned than he had before, but didn't voice anything to clue his sons into what he was thinking. The avain walked over to a side room to grab a small bucket and set it into Wilbur’s lap, taking care to not press it against his stomach, before sitting back in his chair to look at his son, ” I'm going to need you to empty your stomach a small amount, I don't want you to empty it fully just in case it's something I hope it's not, but I want to check just in case.

Wilbur felt a little annoyed at the thought, they were just eating dinner and now dad wants him to spit up half of it just because of a little stomach pain? “ Really dad I'm sure I'm fine, it's probably something stupid like I ate to big-.”

The avians wings puffed up in an attempt to show how serious he was to his son,

“Dont argue with me Will, just do it.”

Wilbur looked at the sternness on his father's face and sighed, ” fine, ” he began flexing the muscles he used for whenever Tommy used his stomach as his personal sleeping bag and nearly cried when he felt his stomach explode in pain again. It was as if every moment his stomach made was like it was ripping itself open. He only got a little bit into his throat before he had to stop because the pain was too much, quickly spitting the mouthful into the bucket and thrusting it into Phils arms as he leaned over and and gently wrapped his arms around himself, ” please don't make me do that again, it really fucking hurt.”

He didn't see the concern on Phil’s face as he looked into the bucket and showed it to his other two sons, Techno looking equally as concerned while Tommy looked confused. The tiny leaned further over the slightly tinted pink fingers and wrinkled his nose at the almost coffee ground looking substance that rested in the bottom.

“What is that brown stuff, Wilbur didn't eat any mud before we had dinner.”

The father figure kept up his concerned expression as he set down the bucket to run a hand through his hair,”That's because that isn’t mud, that's what it looks like when someone is suffering from internal bleeding.” Phil looked back at Wilbur's plate and the others quickly as he used his hands to feel for anything that could have been hidden inside,” I don’t know what you could have swallowed Wil, I made sure to not have any bones in anything.”

Wilbur just shook his head as it swam a little bit in pain,” I don’t know either, all I've eaten before it started hurting was dinner and the sand at the beach.” he gave another groan as his stomach gave another contraction and sent another wave of pain,” I'm just going to stall my system until we figure out what to do.” He closed his eyes to concentrate and felt the change gradually, his stomach calming and finally coming to a standstill to prevent the walls from churning at the rate that they were, no longer trying to digest the little bit of dinner he consumed.

Techno was the first to gently move Tommy to one hand as he used his other to gently grip his brother on the shoulder,” You sure you didn’t eat anything between our beach trip to now, nothing at all?” The piglin hybrid was clearly a little on edge, he was fully capable of protecting his family from the outside, but even he was powerless when a threat came from their own insides.

Everyone was a panicking a bit more as they tried to think what could be doing this to the musically inclined son before Tommy spoke up, the tiny brightening as he thought of a good idea in his mind,” Why don’t I go inside to check, I can go and see whats wreaking up your insides, that would work wouldn't it?”

The thought made Will turn a little green, ” I don't know if I could get you down with how bad it hurts,” he managed to make a teasing smirk though,” you sure you want to see that porkchop again.” He laughed at the face the tiny had made, but winced again when a flash of pain punished him for this action. He took a slow breath and tried to raise up as slow as he could, wincing as he got to his full sitting height,” are you really sure you want to do that, it’s going to be more gross than ever.”

The tiny just smiled as he pushed up his sleeves and held up his arms in a clear ‘pick me up’ gesture,” I can’t really protect you guys from the outside, but I am able to help you from the inside, besides a little gunk isn’t going to stop me from keeping my big brother safe.”  

The response brought a small smile to Will's face as he lifted the tiny,” alright you sap, let's get a plan put together before you go saving me from what's hurting me.”

`~`

Tommy stood in Will’s hand and gently shuffled the duffle bag on his shoulder that held a small knife and a small splash healing potion to reduce the damage before a proper healing potion could be taken, he looked up with another smile,” alright, let's get this over with before you get even worse.”

Will smiled lightly before opening his mouth, feeling his smaller brother clamber his way inside and curling up, and slowly closed his mouth and tilted his head back. He felt a mild wave of sickness at the thought of the heavy weight his brother would unintentionally create, but forced it away as he gave a quick swallow,using a hand to gently touch the firm bulge before it slipped behind his collarbone. He looked up to his dad and other brother with a weak smile,” let's hope he finds what's wrong and not cause any more damage.”

Tommy couldn’t help the soft noise of disgust as he slid into the stomach, landing in knee high mix of the stomach's contents, but he also noticed a strange glowing that was coming from what he suspected to be the front of Willbur’s stomach. He was quick to wade his way over to the object, also taking note of a few other things that shouldn’t have been there floating in the muck. “When did he manage to eat chainmail….oh my god.” Sticking out the stomach wall that looked very inflamed under the shiny purple glow was an iron sword, the handle looking a little worse for wear like the armor but the blade looked perfectly fine as it held firmly in the slowly bleeding wall. Tommy was momentarily shocked before he went to inspect the wound, wincing as he yelled up to Wilbur to inform him what he found.

Wilbur heard the tiny voice of Tommy yell out at him, listening for a moment before looking at the two other giants in pure confusion,” He found a sword sticking into me, as well as chain mail armour… when the hell did that get in there.” He jerked and gave a loud yelp as the pain in his middle got more intense before he felt the normal tingling of a healing potion,” You could have warned me before you pulled it out you little shit.”

Phil was the first to slap a hand to his head,” we were on a beach next to the ocean, you probably ate a buried treasure without realizing, this is what you get for eating sand all the time, be thankful tommy was here or else things could have been way worse.” The elder left the room quickly with a yell on how he's going to get a large healing potion to ensure the wound would fully heal once the youngest was released. The second eldest looked at Wilbur with a small smirk as he got up, giving a quiet ‘ I told you so’ before also leaving the room.

The remaining son sighed as he placed a hand over his stomach, softly rubbing where he felt his tiny brother was leaning,”Let's get you out of there Toms.”

`~`

“I really can’t thank you enough Tommy, if what you were saying was true, there would have been no way for us to get that sword out on my own. Also what enchantments did it have on it.”

Tommy smiled up from his cosy position in a towel placed on Wilburs chest, snuggling further into the softness and warmth the two provided together,” It had unbreaking on it, it would have taken you ages to digest the thing, and you would have to go through so many healing potions since you couldn;t heal around it.”

The elder nodded and placed his hand over the towel as he laid his head on his pillow, using his thumb to stroke the tiny in thanks,” what would I do without you, you little gremlin.” He smiled when he felt a small pair of arms wrap around his thumb tightly and pull it to rest on the tiny’s chest where he could feel the gentle breathing.

“ You wouldn’t be able to shit, someone has to protect you giant bastards when you think nothing can hurt you, especially things at my size.”

[imagines-mha]

1-A boys and their toxic traits

this is controversial but SOMEONE had to say it

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Deku: bro. i’m so sorry first of all i feel like i need to apologise bc his CAREER is his first love forever. and his mom’s his second. You’re actually lucky to score third on the list lmao he just doesn’t have the TIME for anything but working for his corrupt hero system smh 🤦🏼‍♀️

Bakugo: i. noah fence but do i even have to explain xx. He’s the type of mf to be like “hey btw noone can know about us bc im highkey embarrassed to be seen w you so dont tell anyone”. No fucks given about how you take it. Like ok luv chile lemme just real quick hide under ur bed when ur friends r here smh x

Todoroki: ok if he had to have a toxic trait it’d just be that he finds affection SO hard to understand. Like he’ll smother you for 2 weeks and then go MIA for the other 2 it takes a LOT to teach him so u gotta have patience. Also the WORST at texting back and he replies with K. when he’s not even mad smh

Iida: okay. I know us iida stans love his uptightness- its adorable i know. But SO HELP ME GOD IF IT ISNT ANNOYING IN A RELATIONSHIP. You’ll try kiss him in his room and he’s like “y/n NOT IN THE DORMS YOU HEATHEN!!!!!! YOU IMBECILE!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!” Will still also shout at you for running in the halls lmao you get no special treatment when it comes to his strictness

Kirishima: Ok controversial controversial. He’s the best boyfriend you’ll ever have...once you actually GET THERE. He doesn’t think he deserves you, like at all- so the entire crushing/mutual pining period he’s giving you the maddest mixed signals. Like one night youre ridin him like a shetland pony and the next day ur like “hey kiri youre cute” and he looks at you like youve just broke into his home and licked his bedsheets like wtf

Kaminari: DID SOMEONE SAY UNINTENTIONAL FLIRT. Me i did x. The poor thing he really doesnt mean it in THAT way when he calls jirou beautiful or says that momo’s outfit’s really hot. He just LIKES BEING NICE. Its not HIS FAULT GIRLS GET THE WRONG IDEA WHEN HE HAS A 60 DAY STREAK WITH THEM ON SNAPCHAT AND TAKES THEM OUT MINI GOLFING. He’s so dumb sometimes smh. He is really apologetic tho BUT HE STILL DOESNT UNDERSTAND

sero: he’s such a free spirit but like, not at the same time? He just wants to straight up vibe and have a good time, and if you’re someone who complains a lot/ argues he’s quick to shut you down, and he goes for blood sometimes when he argues like,,, oof. He very rarely loses his temper but he’ll hit you with those cut-deep personal insults and sigh like you’re the bane of his existence smh

Kouda: the only thing is that he kinda expects you to do all the flirting. Like he’s affectionate but he’s like “i get too flustered calling you beautiful so as a result you’ll live forever wondering if i really love you or not xox” like MANNNN. He loves ur attention too so he kinds just basks in the compliments like a happy puppy but like,,, KODA SMH UR NOT A BABY FOREVER GROW UP

ojiro: if you saw him when you needed defended in a fight no you didn’t ❤️. This mf will go MIA. Off the fuckin GRID. The second you’re in an argument with someone. He’s like “i just like keeping peace y/n i never fight with ANYONE love and peace for life 😎✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻” but then the next week you see him arguing with kaminari front and centre in the lounge like a fuckin nativity play? If you need a big strong man to save you from getting beat up, just call kirishima instead save ur time luv

Tokoyami: bro im so sorry sometimes he makes you feel like u have the reading level of a 5 year old he’s like an alt tiktok gatekeeper ekfneidnw. If you don’t own DMs he’s JUDGING YOU. “My darling… i wrote you another poem…” *proceeds to speak with the most COMPLICATED vocabulary he’s like “i will now articulate to you my heart via song” n u just nod and pretend u have a fuckin clue

Sato: lmao what’s a diet??? eat my food or i’ll take it personal. Can’t get it through his head when you tell him youre only not eating every damn cake and muffin he makes because you don’t wanna break out in acne/ get unhealthy. Like this man will give you the most HURT look and be like “b-but y/n...i made them just for you…” he’ll NEVER understand

Aoyama: “look at beautiful specimen in the mirror y/n…” he says, carressing your arms and kissing your temples, “oh- and you’re here too!” smh he has a marvellous time reminding YOU how lucky YOU are to be with him, like you werent the one to save him from his lonely little life and pick all his spirits off the ground,,, he’s so vain ay the worst of times

Shouji: be honest w u he’s not toxic at all the only toxic thing about shouji mezo that’s toxic is the little bitch who cried when they saw his face and made him cover it up forever ugh

[go-dark-turtle]

(Here it is the final chapter of Hamon Daze. If you haven't read chapter 2 then please read it here

Anyway so there is a moment that is similar to part 2 of JoJo, just note Joseph has no clue about his relation to Lisa Lisa yet and later on an unexpected team up happens. Let me know your thoughts~ Anyhoo onwards to Chapter 3: Three for all~)

Hamon Daze

Chapter 3: Three for all~

(Caesar Joseph x Female reader super! Saucy N Spicy edition)

Everyone gathered in the kitchen later that evening, you looked up to the time it was 7pm, 2 hours to go. What did Caesar have planned for both and JoJo in his room? You wondered, your mind went blank, your heart raced, you had no clue what he would have in store.

Joseph sat across from you wolfing down his share of penne all'arrabbiata you looked up and saw the excitement in his face as he enjoyed every bite you looked to his left and saw Suzie smile at you, to his right, Caesar sipping on some red wine and quickly winked at you. Your eyes quickly shifted to your food again, starting to make an attempt to eat it.

Messina sitting next to you cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. The whole table looked at him "I heard from Caesar you passed training with him in the bath house this afternoon, that's incredible." He leaned closer to you " You know only those of advanced training can handle training there. You passed with flying colours so because of that starting tomorrow you'll be having your first training session with the boys. Congrats Y/N!"

You looked back up to Caesar, he smirked and nodded at you giving you a small round of applause. Joseph's cheeks were full and he gave a thumbs up to you, Lisa Lisa smirked but was happy for you and Suzie was so excited for you. Loggins stood up and looked at Caesar with 'I know what actually happened face.' He nodded to you all, asked to be excused and took his leave, he certainly didn't even know how to approach Caesar about his 'training methods' but in a way he was glad you were having training with both himself and Messina in charge starting from tomorrow.

An hour later you all finished eating dinner, the conversation certainly got lively once Loggins left everyone was so pleased for you but Caesar of course knew he had you right where he wanted you. The three of you, Caesar, Joseph and yourself ascended the stairs to the 2nd floor to where your bedrooms where. Joseph's and Caesar's directly across from each other by the spiral staircase leading to the kitchen however your room was further down the hallway by the staircase leading to the upper floors.

You followed behind the boys while admiring their rear ends. You all came to a halt, they stood in the middle of the hallway by their bedroom doors. You were hoping Caesar would go into his room so you could talk to Joseph about what Caesar has in store for them in the next hour. You stood there shuffling your feet and looking to the ground.

"Well I guess we best say good night then?" You smiled nervously at them both.

"Yes it's late, goodnight lil Y/N." Caesar smirked at you and moved his hand to arm his long finger tapping his watch. Your eyes looked down and noticed he hadn't forgotten.

"Y/N I'm so proud of you. You have only been training for 11 days and you are already at our level. I'm so excited to train beside you tomorrow." Joseph grinned and patted your shoulder snapping your vision onto the prankster.

You blushed and smiled. It felt so good to be praised by Joseph and his warm hand felt comforting, Caesar stepped forward and rested his elbow on Joseph's shoulder and gently nudged you away.

"Listen y/n I gotta talk to JoJo real quick so hurry along and get to bed now" Caesar winked at you seeing the fear in your eyes kick in.

"Huh? What do you need to talk to me about Caesar chan?" Joseph was so confused

"I'll tell you shortly." He smirked more seeing you sweat more

"Oh.. I see well. I better get going then. Good night Caesar. Good night JoJo" You nervously turned and walked a few steps forward and turned back seeing Caesar glare at you with a very confused JoJo next to him

"Good night Y/N. See you later~" Caesar raised his eyebrow and started to shoo you away.

With no way of talking to JoJo you sighed and retreated to your bedroom further up the hallway. Once you got in your room you grabbed a pillow and screamed into it and threw it against the wall. Damn that Caesar! You sat on the bed and cuddled into your knees occasionally keeping an eye on the time, the clock mounted on your wall ticked so loudly reminding you it was there, the longest 45 minutes of your life.

8:50pm you took a deep breath and quietly walked to your bedroom door and slowly opened it to see an alerted Loggins approach your door. Your eyes widened and quickly tried to close it, but it was too late he marched up to your door and looked down at you in the doorway. You completely forgot Messina and Loggins started their nightly patrols earlier tonight.

"And where do you think you're going young lady?" Loggins folded his arms and tilted his head

"Um... well... I have to talk to Caesar real quick about something...." You looked to the floor and you couldn't tell him the whole truth. Your voice was almost a whisper.

"Uh huh...something tells me its not about training now is it now?" He glared at you and you swallowed hard, your eyes widened and your heart started to race with fear. "Listen here Y/N I dont know what’s going on between you and Caesar, but it better not affect your training tomorrow, and just for the record Caesar won't be having anymore 'training sessions' with you going forward. Just be glad I've kept this to myself. Messina would be so disappointed in you if he found out. Honestly using training as a way to fool around. Good night Y/N. Get some sleep." Loggins wasn't impressed you almost broke curfew.

Your eyes widened, how the hell did he know what happend. He nodded to you and gently nudged you back into your room and shut the door. You stood there blankly looking at the shut door in front of you.

"Fuck! How the hell did he know... I guess I should be grateful he's not going to tell anyone about it. Now my only concern is how the hell am I going to get to Caesar's room...." You sighed in defeat.

You looked up to the clock on the wall, 8:55pm, you tapped your chin and looked to the doors of the balcony and grinned.

"Well if I can't take the normal route guess I'll have to take a detour instead." You smirked

You climbed over the balcony and held onto the railing as you sidestepped the ledge along the side of the wall, it's a good thing you and Caesar share the same side. You hugged the wall using hamon to stick to it and gently shuffling in a side step motion carefully heading down to Caesar's balcony. You were 3 floors up from the ground. You looked ahead at the open river surrounding Air Supplena Island and slowly shuffled down using tiny hamon movements.

"JoJo don't touch that..'' Caesar smacked Joseph's hand as he touched Caesar's headband collection

"Sorry Caesar chan.. heh heh sooo you said Y/N is joining us soon? What for? Why do I need to be here?" Joseph pouted

"Hm don’t worry JoJo you'll both have time to explain what you did..." He looked down to his watch. "She's late. I told her 9pm sharp what the hell is keeping her..." Caesar tapped his foot.

"Is this about the whole makeup thing? You already got your revenge on that part Caesar, my legs are still aching from this afternoon and I skipped lunch thanks to your little stunt" Joseph huffed and folded his arms

"Be quiet you! Damn it why is she so late... oh Y/N is in so much trouble if she's not here in the next 5 minutes" Caesar paced up and down his room biting his fingernail.

You reached the edge of Caesar's balcony and smiled with relief you made it. You gripped the balustrade with your free hand. You sighed with relief and slowly released your hamon grip from the wall but once all your body weight was holding onto the balustrade, it started to crumble and gave way you shrieked in fear but quickly latched onto the floor of the balcony. Your hand was slipping and in a panic you sent a piece of broken balustrade upwards with hamon. It knocked against the balcony doors which got the attention of Caesar and Joseph.

"Oh No" Joseph held his face

"We've got to do something!" Caesar clenched his fists.

They both rushed to the doors and swung them open. They saw you barely hanging on and in that moment you lost grip and started to fall backwards.

"JoJo quick hold my hands!" Caesar leaped into action and vaulted over the railing.

Caesar's thighs wrapped around your waist as your upper body dangled below him, JoJo used all his strength to hold and grip Caesar's wrists. Caesar's body slammed into the floor of the bottom of the railing. You looked up to Caesar and JoJo with relief but concern.

"JoJo quickly pull us up" Caesar looked up at him, wincing in pain from the slight impact.

"Oh? oohh? oooohhh? OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" Joseph's got distracted by what was happening ahead. He made very excitable noises.

The beach was by the docks, Lisa Lisa and Suzie Q decided to cool off in the beautiful sunset. They rolled up their skirts, they kicked and splashed water at each other giggling. It was a side of Lisa Lisa that Joseph had not seen before.

"JoJo?" Caesar looked ahead and saw the same display "JoJo stop ogling at them and help us up!"

"NIIIIIIICCCEEEEEE~ heh heh heh." Joseph was certainly enjoying seeing how carefree the ladies where and completely ignored Caesar's cries for help.

Caesar started to wriggle about to get his attention but the intense wiggling and thrusting rubbed against you, you felt everything you blushed feeling his intimate area rub against yours, it made you dizzy and you swung your head back more. Caesar thought you fainted and bounced his body up and down finally getting the attention of Joseph

"You idiot Y/N has fainted! Pull us up now!" Caesar glared up at him

Eventually he pulled you both up, you all sat on the floor of Caesar's room gathering your thoughts to speak again. Caesar stood up straight and pointed to you both and told you to kneel in front of him.

"Well I can say I'm certainly not impressed by both of you. How dare you mess up my beautiful face and ruin my clothes in my wardrobe. JoJo I expected something like this but you, Y/N I'm shocked you went along with his ideas. JoJo how dare you try and charm Y/N like that to follow in your little plan. Honestly I don't know how you got to Y/N's room last night and 'convinced her' to join you." Caesar folded his arms.

"Hey hey hey wait a minute Caesar chan. I didn't force her into anything, in fact she climbed into my room last night. Okay I may have suggested the idea but that was all I didn't force her." Joseph looked up and stared at Caesar telling his side of the story.

"Oh?" Caesar turned, his hands on his hips "So you didn't walk all the way around the island after your little running session over on Fight island? And you climbed into his window? I can't believe this!" Caesar was more shocked hearing the whole truth "So my question to you both is what the hell did you do in my wardrobe then?"

You both looked at each other and Joseph grinned and you looked down with a blush across your cheeks.

"No, you didn't..." Caesar gasped but then folded his arms "I don't believe you could let the likes of JoJo do such a thing to you, he tricked you didn't he?"

"Pfft no way she wanted to kiss me~" JoJo boosted.

You looked down to your thighs and your whole face was red. You wanted to curl up into a ball.

"As if Joestar, who would want to kiss your ugly face" Caesar rolled his eyes

"Y/N did and it was more than once" Joseph smirked "I mean you have to trick girls into kissing you."

"Well Y/N didn't seem to mind earlier during practice, in fact she wanted to kiss me badly" Caesar raised his eyebrows and grinned.

Your eyes widen and you hid your face from seeing your reaction

"Eww Y/N you let this casanova kiss you? He tricked you didn't he?" Joseph looked to you

"I didn't trick her unlike you. I bet you forced her to do it!" Caesar was starting to get annoyed

"I did not you italian jerk! You tricked her!" Joseph stood up and gripped his shirt and raised his voice.

"How dare you touch me you country bumpkin! You can't face the fact that she likes me better than you!" Caesar raised his higher and gripped his shirt back

You looked up and saw the sparks fly from them both, you rushed up to them and pushed them apart your hands on their chests. They looked down seeing you with a worried face.

"We need to stay quiet, Messina and Loggins have already started their rounds early tonight. Please I don't want to get caught here." You whispered to them. "And for the record no one tricked or forced me..."

They looked at each other and down to you and they grinned. Both having the same idea.

"Well Y/N how do you suppose we keep quiet then?" Caesar held your hand on his chest.

"Heh, how about we have some fun, all three of us~" Joseph smirked.

"Excellent idea JoJo. Come on Y/N let's go and have some... fun." Caesar chuckled.

"O-okay..." You blushed and took their hands. They pulled you off the ground and gently held your hands in theirs and you all walked over to the bed.

(SAUCY N SPICY WARNING)

You laid down on Caesar's bed having both of your new training partners laying down next to you, Caesar on your left and Joseph on your right. You looked at them both and wondered what they had in store for you. Your arms were already tied with Caesar's headband keeping you in place, your arms tied against the metal headboard.

"Relax Y/N, you look so tense" Joseph kissed your cheek.

"JoJo is right Y/N relax a little would you." Caesar smiled and his hand dragged down your torso and straight to your thigh giving it a squeeze.

Your cheeks started to turn pink, your whole body felt so tingly, your heart raced with excitement and your mind was officially blown. Your voice was shaky and the nerves kicked in "Oh...My....God..." You looked up to the ceiling.

"You know we haven't even started and you're already like this, heh you are excited aren't you?" Joseph cupped your cheek and looked into your eyes.

"But you know Y/N we have to keep you quiet after all we don't want to alert Messina and Loggins do we?" Caesar smirked and turned your face to him.

He tugged the hem of your tank top and started to roll it up your chest revealing your naked breasts for the boys to marvel at. You swallowed hard looking at Caesar's smile turn into a smirk.

"Niiiiiice Y/N." Joseph grinned watching them pop out

Caesar cupped your chin and pressed his finger and thumb into your cheeks forcing you to open your mouth. He chuckled softly as he inserted the bundled up tank top into your mouth. You looked at them both rubbing their hands and grinned at your chest on display for them to enjoy.

"Don't drop that tank top or you're in trouble Y/N" He whispered in your ear.

Caesar licked around your left nipple and slowly suckled on it enjoying hearing your soft moans. You closed your eyes from the intense sucking. Joseph joined in on the fun and gently poked your other nipple he would circle and gently pinch at the sensitive area. You blushed and moaned softly at their touch.

"Heh hey I have an idea why not we take this up a notch eh Caesar chan?" Joseph placed his hand on your thigh

"Hmm, what did you have in mind JoJo?" He placed his gloved hand over your nipple. The coldness made you squirm and wriggle "Hey, hey settle down otherwise you'll get punished.."

You closed your eyes and bit into your tank top more, Joseph reached down to your zip and started to pull it down. "I thought maybe a little light training might come in handy" Joseph grinned

"Oh? Do you mean hamon training perhaps?" Caesar smirked

"Well..." He slowly pulled your jeans and underwear off you "You could say that.."

Caesar helped JoJo discard your jeans over the bottom of the bed, your eyes sprung open and you brought your thighs together to hide yourself. JoJo placed his hand on your thigh gently rubbing it and kissed around your right nipple, Caesar tugged and played with your left nipple while kissing down your neck. Joseph reached his other hand into his back pocket and pulled out his clackers and raised them to his chest height and raised his eyebrows to you. Caesar grinned, he had an idea what the prankster had in mind. Your eyes widen and your mind wandered with various scenarios playing in your head. What in the world was he going to do?

"Open your legs for me Y/N and relax." Joseph leaned in your face and kissed your forehead "Pretty please?" He smiled softly with his half lidded eyes.

You nodded. You closed your eyes and did as Joseph asked you, his eyes widened seeing you very wet, he grabbed Caesar's attention.

"Oi Caesar look that's just from us touching Y/N" Joseph was surprised and pointed at your wet area

"Hm, Y/N you are so naughty aren't you? JoJo give her the hamon training if you will'' Caesar smirked and grabbed both your breasts with his cold gloves.

You jolted slightly from the cold touch, Caesar smirked more and squashed them together and mouthed both your nipples licking and sucking at the same time. You bit into the tank top more to hide your intense moaning

You loved the feeling of Caesar's warm mouth around your nipples it was like heaven. Joseph smirked and grabbed one end of his clackers holding it with his fingers he kissed around your inner thighs and he placed the clacker on your sensitive nub, you let out a sudden gasp and Joseph softly hummed. He rolled the clacker up and down your opening. The smooth texture felt so good you started to gasp more and bucked against the smoothness.

"Heh heh Y/N, you really like my clackers don't you? How about a nice little surprise eh?" Joseph smirked and sent a tiny spark of hamon to your outside folds making you moan with delight

Caesar felt more confident and removed his jeans and boxers and climbed onto the bed leaning over you, he bit his lip and looked down at you, his eyes filled with lust. You looked up at him, your heart pumped with excitement and Joseph rolled the clacker back and forth, sending small sparks of hamon, you were in pure bliss. Caesar placed his length on your chest, he gripped either side of your breasts and sandwiched himself against them.

"Ah your chest feels incredible Y/N" Caesar slowly bucked

Joseph smirked and licked around your nub as the clacker rolled up and down almost inserting into your wet opening, he rubbed his hands along your thighs and that’s when he noticed Caesar helped himself to you.

"Oi, we are suppose to share!" Joseph gripped the back of his tank top and pulled him off you.

"You had all the attention down there! Don't be selfish!" Caesar turned around and glared at him.

Joseph walked up to you and untied your wrists from the bed "You sly bastard you did that on purpose. I'm not letting you tie up Y/N anymore unless we share"

"Ugh fine by me, you're just jealous you didn't think of it beforehand did you?" Caesar smirked

"Come on, please settle down. I don't want you to fight..." You sat up on the bed and the tank top dropped down your front and you had a small string of wetness from the clackers as they dropped onto the bed.

They both turned around and Joseph gasped and Caesar waggled his finger

"I did say you would get punished for letting go of that tank top" Caesar gently pulled you off the bed you stood in between them.

"Shit...." You looked to the floor.

Joseph grinned and discarded his jeans next to yours and placed his hand on his hip and cupped your chin.

"Y/N You broke the rules so what should we do to you?" Joseph smirked taking charge "Any ideas Ceasar chan? One that involves both of us?"

"Well there is something but first we need some attention, Y/N on your knees" Caesar pointed to the floor

You knelt on the floor looking up at them, their lengths twitching in your sights you were filled with excitement but had no idea what to expect next. Joseph grinned and brought you closer to their members, you looked up at them.

"Go on Y/N don't be shy but remember don't let us fight anymore" Caesar smirked

"Caesar chan is right you got to make sure we are both having fun" Joseph rubbed your cheek and grinned "After all it should be all three of us having fun"

You gently held and stroked their lengths in your hands, Caesar was much thicker than Joseph, however Joseph was longer. You looked up to them smiling down at you very pleased with your efforts in keeping them happy.

Joseph grinned feeling more excited and held your head and gently guided it closer to their lengths, you gasped, bad move, both of them were in your mouth. Caesar groaned in pleasure and Joseph bit his lip and moaned softly. The inside of your mouth was warm and wet, you could barely keep them both in but you held onto their hands for extra support, you sucked up and down them salvia building up you looked up at them and they both moaned in pleasure. You used your tongue to rub against them making sure no one was left out.

"Okay okay don't want to end it there now do we" Caesar pulled you off.

"Heh I think we are ready for the main event" Joseph smirked

They brought you over to the balcony, Joseph took off his scarf and wrapped it around your arms and back around giving length for him to pull you backwards whenever he pleased, Caesar grinned and placed his headband over your eyes blocking your vision from them.

"Oh good idea Caesar Chan, now Y/N just relax and leave the rest to us" Joseph whispered in your ear and tugged the scarf closer to him.

"I know you'll behave for us so just enjoy the pleasures we are giving you" Caesar smiled and kissed you softly.

Joseph smirked and lined his length against your buttocks and gently prodded himself against you, a small whimper escaped your lips, he grinned and kissed down your neck and inserted himself in your ass. You squirmed with the sudden impact and Caesar shoved his length in your mouth to keep you quiet. You moaned into his length and Caesar threw his head back in bliss, the vibrations from you sending Caesar's mind crazy. Joseph grinned and smacked your ass causing you to jolt and moan again. Caesar leaned back and bucked his hips into you, the feeling of them both sent you crazy and because your vision was tied it made everything heighten. Your other senses kicked in every touch felt like heaven, your sense of smell was so strong the scent of them both was enough to make you excited, Caesar's combination of white flowers, rose, lily of the valley and sandalwood, mixed with Joseph's combination of sensual musk with a hint of salted caramel and vanilla.

"Y/N I cant hold on anymore..." Caesar placed his hands on your chest causing you to jolt backwards as he unleashed his wave in your mouth. You drank it all and moaned softly with Joseph behind you.

Joseph closed his eyes and pulled out from your ass and unleashed himself all over your back. You gasped in bliss feeling him exit you but you wiggled your body for more.

"Lets trade places JoJo" Caesar grinned

"Okay" Joseph handed Caesar the scarf.

You heard them switch places, Joseph kissed your chest and smiled. Caesar stood behind you and inserted his finger inside your ass, a gentle moan escaped your lips.

Joseph was excited and slid underneath you, he looked above seeing your outside folds for him to play with, he grinned and held onto your thighs and darted his tongue inwards licking and flicking along your opening and nub. Caesar grinned and inserted two fingers sending you into bliss.

Joseph loved tasting your sweet tangy juices, he grinned and stopped sliding out from underneath you and he grabbed your chest and ran his thumbs around your nipples, you moaned softly Joseph couldn't help himself and gripped the headband and brought you forward, the headband fell off your face and you looked up to Joseph.

[ Bargain from the Battle Tendency OST plays here]

"JoJo!" Caesar smacked his head.

"Huh? what?" Joseph raised his eyebrow " What the hell is your problem?"

" You idiot look what you did, you ripped my headband!" Caesar was annoyed and stared JoJo down

"Shut up Caesar we are going to get caught..." Joseph stood up and stared at him whispering.

"CAESAR! IS SOMEONE IN THERE WITH YOU?" Messina called from outside the room knocking on Caesar's door.

You stayed still not moving an inch you looked up to Joseph, he then looked to Caesar ushering him to answer.

"Uhhh.. no.. I'm just training that's all..." Caesar called out

Both you and Joseph faced palmed, real smooth Caesar, he's definitely going to believe that, you thought.

"Hm training? This late surely not... Caesar I heard you shouting. Is everything okay?" Messina called out once more

"Uhh yeah yeah... no need to worry" Caesar started to get nervous about how he was going to get out of this one.

"Hmm something tells me you are lying to me, I'm coming in!" Messina started to turn the door knob

You all started to scramble about in a panic making sure the scarf, headband pieces and the clackers were out of sight.

"Uuhh give me a minute Messina, I'm not presentable!" Caesar rushed about gathering both yours and Joseph's clothes and threw them to you, he then scooped up his own trying to keep as calm as he could.

He pulled his tank top over his head and pulled up his boxers, jeans and shoes, both you and JoJo started to get dressed quickly. Caesar's eyes widened and he pushed you both into his shower and closed the curtain and he rushed out the bathroom, closing the en-suite door behind him and leaned against the wall. Messina walked in and saw a very flustered Caesar.

"Um Caesar, why is your face all in a fluster, what did you do?" Messina raised his eyebrow.

"I told you I was training...." He placed his hand on his hip and nervously smiled.

"Uh huh is that so?" Messina started to walk about his room and he noticed the windows and the doors to the balcony were left open and he sighed " Caesar you need to keep these closed at night how many times must we tell you."

Caesar looked at his en-suite bathroom panicking and he looked back to Messina pretending to listen " Ahh right, right.. I'll keep that in mind.."

"Caesar what's in that bathroom then hmm?" Messina closed the doors to the balcony and turned to him with a raised eyebrow, heading straight to the bathroom door.

Caesar's eyes widened "No don't please! Don't go in there!"

Messina grew more suspicious and opened the door and stepped in. He walked passed the toilet and mirror, Caesar followed in behind him and covered his mouth in fear. This is it, they were going to get caught and it was all his fault. Messina reached forward for the shower curtain and pulled it back quickly to reveal nothing was there. Caesar sighed with relief.

"Hm? I guess you were telling the truth..." Messina scratched his head pondering.

Caesar shrugged and sighed with relief, but then he took a double take to the wall behind Messina and saw you and JoJo cling onto each other, you used your hands to stick to the wall while wrapping your legs around Joseph, he in turned wrapped his arms around you and used his feet to stick to the wall. You both worked in tandem keeping up to match Messina's movements.

Messina was about to walk out and he noticed Caesar stare up at the wall behind him.

"Caesar? why are you looking there?" Messina questioned

"Uhh..." Caesar started to sweat "well you see..."

Messina turned and saw nothing was there but noticed Caesar looking slightly left, he turned again nothing, Messina was getting concerned with Caesar's behaviour.

"Caesar tell me what are you looking at?!" Messina started to get inpatient

Both you and Jojo started to get tired from following his movements but you started to lose your hamon grip on the wall, Joseph reached into his front pocket. What a waste of a good prank he thought. But this was an emergency.

Caesar's eyes widened and he gasped loudly, seeing you about to lose your grip Messina turned around to see why Caesar was shocked and surprised at.

"Hmmmm...?" Messina looked up.

The next thing he saw was a giant spider land on his face, both he and Caesar panicked and freaked out.

"I told you not to look up, Messina get it out of here!" Caesar flailed his arms about and pushed Messina out the en-suite

"AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!" Messina rubbed his face in a panic he didn't know what was going on and he ran out of Caesar's room and bumped into Loggins

"What in the world..." Loggins tried to calm him down

"A SPIDER ATTACKED ME LOGGINS!" Messina was in a fluster "OH GOD!"

Loggins took his friend to the kitchen for a warm drink to calm him down from that scary encounter.

Caesar flinched seeing the spider lay on his back and he removed his shoe and smacked the spider and realised it was fake and looked up to you and Joseph.

"Ah well, good work team we scared him off" Caesar stood up and cleared his throat and started to remove his clothes apart from his boxers.

"Nice going Caesar, we almost got caught thanks to you..." You huffed at him

"That's right looks like you're the one in the bad books now Caesar chan" Joseph folded his arms and looked at Caesar.

"What... what are you two up to...." Caesar's eyes widened and swallowed hard.

(SUPER SPICY N SAUCY WARNING. You didn't expect this little extra did ya?)

You and Joseph dragged him out the bathroom and Joseph held his arms back with one of his hands and forced him to the floor. The other hand he gripped his hair and forced him to look up at you. You smirked and you squatted in front of him

"Well how about we give you a punishment instead, after all, you are a very naughty Caesar..." You smiled and whispered into his ear "We have unfinished business.."

Caesar's eyes widened and he tried to get out of Joseph's grip realising he couldn't worm his way out of this one.

"Ah ah ah, time for you to take your punishment Caesar chan. He's all yours Y/N!" Joseph held his hands tighter

"JoJo! what are you talking about..." Caesar tried to look back.

You tilted his face and smirked and slowly removed your jeans and underwear "I hope you're ready Caesar."

You stood up and placed your hands on your hips and licked your lips Joseph grinned knowing what you had in store for Caesar. You stood proudly in front of him. Caesar looked at your area still wet from before.

"Go on Caesar don't be shy" You winked at him.

"Thats right Caesar chan don't be shy! It's all you~" Joseph pushed Caesar's face into your outside folds.

You moaned with pleasure and you looked down to him and gripped his hair bucking into him, at first he was surprised the tables had turned but he loved tasting your tangy juices, you clenched your eyes shut and started to buck faster

"Oh God! I'm gonna..." Your body started to shake

"Go for it Y/N!" Joseph smirked seeing your body shake almost ready to burst

You unleashed yourself inside Caesar's mouth, he blushed hard and enjoyed your thick creamy juices.

"Well done Caesar, consider us even now" You smiled at him. Joseph let go of his arms and stood up next to you and folded his arms. You quickly pulled up your underwear and jeans, Caesar raised his eyebrow.

"Um... why did you get changed so quickly?" Caesar slowly stood up, catching his breath.

"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Joseph wrapped his hamon fused wolly hat around Caesar.

"What the hell!" Caesar started to squirm

You both worked together and pushed him to the floor tying him up, Joseph held his shoulders and you held his feet, you both walked out his room and Caesar started to shake about, where in the world were you taking him he thought. You rushed out the room and straight into the hallway. On the way out from his room you accidentally smacked Caesar’s leg against the door frame and he winced in pain.

"Oh sorry..." You felt a little bad

"Don't feel sorry for him Y/N, remember what he did to you earlier and this evening?" Joseph smirked and turned his head to you.

"Oh yeah... sorry I didn't smack you harder, Caesar chan!" You boosted

"There we go!" Joseph chuckled.

Caesar rolled his eyes and huffed but then noticed the stairs leading to the upper floors

"You can't be serious... Come on, I'm sorry for what I did, let me go!" Caesar's eyes widened

"That's going to be a no, Caesar chan" You smirked

Once you all got to the 4th floor Joseph grinned and kicked opened Lisa Lisa's room and nodded to you.

"One" you smiled

"Two" Joseph grinned

"THREE" You both giggled

You threw Caesar into Lisa Lisa's room sideward and Joseph slammed the door, Caesar landed onto Lisa Lisa's bed and he tried to wriggle free but the hamon fused rope wouldn't budge, he pouted and sighed. He was definitely in trouble now.

You and JoJo ran down the corridor and hid around the corner hearing Lisa Lisa climb the stairs, you both hugged the wall and covered your mouths. You couldn't wait to hear your teacher's reaction finding Caesar on her bed.

"Watch this..." Joseph smirked and whispered

He yanked the rope back to his hand forming his woolly hat again, you gasped in surprise and you both peaked around the corner seeing Lisa Lisa reach for her doorknob. You both had to bite your tongues to contain your excitement of Caesar being caught

"Caesar.... What are you doing here, in my room? At this time of night? Lying on my bed? And wearing nothing but your boxers?!" Lisa Lisa was fuming

"Ah it's not what it looks like you see JoJo and Y/N tied me up and...." Caesar started to explain.

"What are you talking about Caesar you aren't tied up...." Lisa Lisa glared down at him.

"Oh...shit...." Caesar looked down and saw he wasn't tied up anymore.

"MESSINA LOGGINS COME HERE AT ONCE!" Lisa Lisa shouted on the tall trainers.

Within a few minutes they arrived on scene, they both looked at Caesar on Lisa Lisa's bed, their eyes widen at his disgusting act. They pulled him off the bed and carried him down stairs. Lisa Lisa sighed and shut her bedroom door.

You and Joseph looked out the window overlooking Fight Island, about 5 minutes later the tall trainers appeared with Caesar in their grip

"You are here by punished for trespassing in madam Lisa Lisa's quarters" Loggins folded his arms

"And as for punishment, 100 laps around fight island! That will teach you for trying to pull a fast one" Messina huffed and wasn't impressed.

Caesar closed his eyes and sighed in defeat and started to run around Fight island, you and JoJo smirked and giggled feeling good you both got revenge on Caesar, overlooking him from the window.

"I'll get you back for this, Y/N, JoJo!" Caesar cried out as he made his 4th lap.

"Somehow I don't think he will" You smirked at Joseph

"Heh~ well not tonight at least" Joseph grinned

You both turned back to the window and watched on as Caesar was shouted at for slowing down.

THE END!

[antigoneidk]

can you do a tom x reader where they are dating but no one knows yet until Harrison, the twins, Tuwaine all have their suspicions so they planned to flirt and throw compliments at her during dinner together in the pub to get a reaction out of Tom and he gets super jealous and upset during the whole thing until he finally snaps?

Weird|t.h.

A/N : I loved this request!also I'm dumb and I didn't see the location so I'm sorry:)

Warnings : language(not that much dont be surprised)

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"Babe they do not know. Trust me"you said to your boyfriend through the phone making your voice higher. You let out a breath and closed your eyes.

"It's just the pressure of the media I don't think i can handle. I just want you all to myself"he said with honesty and you knew that too. You wanted to scream to everyone that you were in love with him but you had to respect his decision. And he was right after all.

The boys didn't have a clue for the two of you and that really made you happy. Maybe it was better that way. The relationship was adventurous trying to hide from the others,sneaking little kisses in the other rooms,go to places out of town where no one could find you. It was fun and exciting. Not that it wouldn't if the others knew but sometimes is better to keep things in private for a while so that your love can grow stronger.

"Okay I have to go. I'll see you in twenty minutes"your boyfriend said as you both heard the door bell ring.

"Okay. I love you"

"I love you too"he hang up and you smiled as you threw your phone to your bed and started getting ready to hang out with the boys at Tom's house.

You rang the bell waiting outside with a big smile on your face. As you were about to hop to your boyfriend's hug you realized that he wasn't the one you were waiting for.

"Sam"your voice got higher from the little disappointment you got.

"Hello y/n"you hugged him and walked inside the house. You greeted the other ones who were sitting in the living room. You sat next to Tuwaine and joined their conversation.

"How are you crazy girl?"he laughed and leaned to you.

"I'm doing great" you tried to find Tom around the area but he was nowhere to be found.

"Your outfit is pretty cute today y/n. Did you went on a date?"he said raised his eyebrows and you couldn't help but laugh at him.

"No no! It's for you guys" specifically for Tom but as it seemed he wouldn't any time soon. You were curious for his reaction.Suddenly you heard his voice from the kitchen.

"Guys you can come if you want to"the four of you,Harrison, Tuwaine and the twins,stood up and made your way to the room. Everything smelled amazing and looked appetizing. Tom winked at you from across the table as you were filling your plate with everything that was on it.

He didn't notice your outfit and that made you a little bit sad.

"Someone's hungry"he joked but you were too busy enjoying your food to deal with him.

"y/n your hair looks great. Not that they usually don't but today oh God"Sam said to you as he placed his head to his right hand admiring the way your hair looked.

"Thank you Sam that's really sweet"you smiled towards him and kept eating.

"Bro only her hair? Look at that face. I'm surprised you're still single"Harrison looked at you in a way you found really weird. Only how beautiful a face is mattered to him?

"If someone is going to date anybody just for the appearance,then is a completely idiot"you drank from your glass and watched your boyfriend giving his best friend a death stare.

"No he doesn't mean that. You are a lovely person y/n. You are adorable, funny,a person you can have fun with. It's just that you look hot and that's why we are surprised that nobody hasn't approached you yet"Harry apologized for his friend and moved closer to you.

"You think I'm hot?"you asked him laughing at his words. That was really weird.Well deep down you enjoyed. You wanted to know Tom's thoughts about this. If you could only read minds...

"Yes and I am not the only one. All of us think you are. Right guys?"they all nodded their heads except Tom,who kept eating. By the way he was standing there silent,you knew that he was mad at them.

"Tom?"

"What?"he asked after he swallowed,giving Harry a weird look.

"Don't you think she's hot?"he asked and all of you waited for his reply. You wanted to feel bad and you had to. Was that making you the bad guy now?

"She is fine"he finally said and you didn't know how to feel at that moment. Maybe he didn't want to make them suspicious about your relationship but he could have said something.

"Oh come on now. Really?"he asked his brother frustrated. Why they were acting like that?

"Harry calm down"you tried to calm him down by touching his hand. He looked at you and then again at his older brother.

"Anyway I just wanted to know that we are all finding you an attractive woman"he finally said and squeezed your hand.

"Thank you Harry. Now can we change the topic?"you asked all of them and that seemed to work as you started to talk about each others plans for the week. Tom remained silent the entire dinner,even though you tried to make him talk.

When you all had finished,you wanted to help Tom clean so you stood up from your chair and picked the empty plates. As you turned around,you heard a whisper coming from the table.

"I hope that was for my ass Harrison"Tom,next to you finally spoke making all of them laugh,including you. You gave him a smile and continued your job. At least he wasn't mad anymore.

You were now back in the living room,sitting next to Harrison and Tom enjoying your glass of wine and chatting with the others.

"So you're telling me that you don't like 'The Notebook'? One of the greatest romantic movies?"you asked Sam shocked at his statement.

"She could have escaped and stay with him from the beginning. The rest was a unnecessary drama"

"Oh come on now how dare you?"you asked and he started laughing louder and louder.

"You are so cute when you're mad oh my"he said and kept laughing. What was that about now?

"Only when she is mad Sam? She looks adorable every second"Harry responded to his twin brother winking at you. What's wrong with them today? They couldn't just stop?

You felt the boy next to you changing his position a little. And again he was mad. He couldn't just say something to them? Deep down you wanted to stop them and kiss you in front of them. But you both knew he wouldn't do it.

"Aww guys look she her cheeks turned red"Tuwaine said from the other side of the couch you were sitting on. Your thoughts distracted you from the fact that you started to blush.All of them started making fun of you by grabbing their cheeks and making funny-cute faces. But again Tom stayed still looking at them curious. You gave him a side smile and turned back to the rest of them laughing at their,unexpected for this day, entertaining side.

"You look like idiots"you said immediately all stopped.

"What did she just said to us?"Harrison asked the rest of the boys as he kept coming closer to you. All of the sudden you felt uncomfortable,something new. You never felt that way with them. Maybe it was from their unordinary behavior you just couldn't explain.

And that's when all of them jumped to you and started tickling every inch of your body,making you burst into laughter. Some of them keeping you still and the others tickling you. Your laugh was louder that you expected. Tears fell from your eyes and even though everyone saw them none of them cared to clean them.

"STOP"you heard a yell and the torture for you came to an end. But they did not move from their positions.

"What is your deal man?"Tuwaine asked your angry boyfriend next to you.

"My deal is that I can handle this anymore. You guys have been weird from the moment you stepped here today.I've seen the way all of you look at her and I hear the compliments you give her and I am sorry to tell you this but we are dating guys. For a couple of months now. So if you could just back off from her"he said it. He finally said it. And you looked at him with your heart beating faster than ever. His eyes met yours as he leaned towards you giving you a kiss. You touched his hair and pulled him more close to you. Your tongue met his and the game for the two of you started. Although four boys were watching,you didn't care.

"Finally"a scream forced you to stop and look at the others giving high fives to one another and clapping at the two of you.

"What do you mean finally?"you asked Harrison completely clueless. They did not..

"We knew and that's why we did this today. We don't want you guys to hide from us in the other rooms"he said and sat next to you with a big smile on his face.

"How?"

"I saw you once kissing in that bathroom without the door closed that's how we found out"he continued and you turned more to him shocked. You didn't know what to say at all. But your boyfriend did.

"Well now that you know can you fuck off so that I can spent time with her alone? You did your part"

"Tom"you said and stopped him. He didn't have the right to do such a thing. They were his friends.

"What? They tested my patience"

"No they are not leaving Tom. Guys stay he is now being annoying"you apologized for him. Why he had to be an asshole?

"Well I can kiss you now without any excuses to leave"he said and grabbed your face leaving kisses everywhere. Yes you weren't mad anymore.

"They will never stop"

No we wouldn't.

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hope enjoyed it❣

[iconsumeheadcanons]

persona characters autism headcanons!

hi im autistic and i started my day with sun so now im !!!!!!!!! some of these headcanons are from elsewhere on tumbr, but i dont know where :(((  so i am hoping someone out there knows that n that everybody knows that i love them <3

(also go check out mollypaup and i think hypeswap if you havent already! they post some good stuff autism+adhd hc too!!! i think.. oh! and thieves-in-the-palace!!!)

P5

Joker

there was some artwork from someone on tublr..where they pointed out that he doesnt really talk outside the metaverse so--hes hyperverbal as joker and just near nonverbal as akiren

he stims ALL THE TIME. that phone thing, the pencil thing, the little tappy tap of his foot, pulling at his bangs when hes embarrassed/smug. someone get him a fidget spinner. he’ll prob learn to do tricks with it

he probably sucks at focusing in class, like i know its just the game design but hes always surprised out of his daily “star out the window at the nearby office building” when his teachers ask him questions

mona mentions when the pt is at Wilton for the first time (after they run into shido) that joker eats like shit, and that could have multiple causes at the start of the story of course, but when i first played i thought that joker was a picky eater and that the variety (and amount of food) at the buffet would be an Ordeal...

tho mona makes that comment bc joker looked pale after having a little ptsd moment from shidos voice, but i didnt know that the first time i played

maybe when joker makes a face at ryuji putting so much ginger in his gyudon? joker probably does not like pickled ginger lol

his favortive foods are all spicy, which is why the curry he makes for his friends is always ‘overly spicy’, and why kasumi makes him a curry bento and joker kept going “...?” .... “....?!”

overly reflective glasses have been a great plus for him bc now he never has to make real eye contact every again!

mona Soft. play with Ann hair. maybe Braid. nice

puns (Gorou the Goroumet)

he has so many options to be straight up rude sometimes in game. he probably no clue on his own, which is why he defaults to Not Talking. people probably mention his constant scary face, which is just him being nonexpressive, squinting at all the fucking bright lights, and Tired

executive function who? we do everything last minute folks

high pain tolerance, which is why he was the kid that was always climbing trees in elementary school to get basketballs unstuck from the branches

his sixth sense lets him see treasure and possible places to climb/crawl bc 1. Shiny? Steal it. Steal it Now. and 2. Could i fit in that? Time to Find Out

probalby a bit of a klepto too oops. he’ll return it tho!! but he has to do it dramatically or he’ll die

cant sit properly to save his life

smells and touch are Great, they can keep him grounded when his brain goes off to police or dead rivals or guilt or

if a friend hung out with him and gave him total reigns of the agenda, he would choose to nap on the floor while his friend does something off to the side quietly

hyperfocuses on handy tasks (i.e. lockpicks, coffee brewing, cleaning, his part time jobs) and some things like movies and books. everything else is a tossup

his (normal) navigation app is his most used app bc he still doesnt know where hes going, even though he only goes to the same few places in the city

hates being sweaty, literally cannot stand it. probably double exhausted during the summer

but Needs Compression so hes often Struggling

Futaba

paraphrase from p5d “i have no motor skills so i cant play rhythm games :(” need i say more? (i will regardless)

echolalia all the time, from anime, memes, the PT

those headphones she wears all the time? noise cancelling ear protectors babey

only talks about her interests, “normal” talking is Not Easy, but she is still communicative w others despite her worries. shes not “hard to understand” at all but she feels the anxiety nonetheless

only talks informally, cannot talk ‘politely’ with out imitating someone around her

shes had meltdowns and anxiety attacks in game :( i relate so hard

Technology. thats it

def had an egypt phase that pops up every few months. probably came from yu-gi-oh

has Immune to Bright Lights buff.  joker is very jealous

“Time to make like a tree and leave!” and 30 other iterations

video game metaphors are the only ones that makes sense to her

probably relates hard to robot characters in anime for their general androgyny and confusion about human emotions and connections

probably gets told that shes “too smart to be on the spectrum” by teachers >:( she fails their classes on purpose

wakaba’s autistic too that just how it is

the Connection that she establishes with Joker is so Warm. my life goals include adopting an older brother like futaba has lsdkfjslkfj

also eater of 5 foods only, i mean, she brings cup ramen to the beach. i just really admire her...

hides in small spaces for comfort

doesnt she have like uhhhhh hyperthymesia or something like that?

Yusuke

art

his entire social link is learning how humans work, which i relate

talks seriously all the time

“sarcasm? who is that? are you saying I was sarcastic?...how?”

cant remember to take care of his body, and madarame did not help with that either

lot of uncomfortable staring, hes overdoing the eye contact thingy

infodumps all the time, doesnt know hes doing it

needs a lot of support even if he doesnt think he deserves it. no one ever complains about helping him out tho

visual stims my friends

he didnt know that you could look up pictures on the internet but he does know you can stream live videos of waterfalls and fluffy animales!!

I am certainly in the mood

for something salty today.

he and joker are scared of math. numbers do not interact

Yusuke, futaba, and akiren are a trio and i know this bc their first day of non-thievery interacts is Akiren clearing Futabas room w/o permission, futaba hyperfocusing on destroying medjed, and yusuke rearranging futabas figurines so they are more visually appealing

morgana is a support friend for all of them bc igor knows they need it

P4

Souji/Yu

yes, he mostly wears gray semi formal clothes bc parents tell him to, no, he will not changes this

Schedule or Death

“sorry, could you repeat that?” “huh? oh yeah, i was saying that--” “yeah that’d be cool.”

cats, fishing, he just likes to be quiet. you can literally spend a day at the beach just to think if you want, and that is what yu want

has a lot of scripts for things (of which he shares with nanako!) but if he runs out he just stops talking..

inaba is a godsend bc its so fucking quiet and warm

he Yearns to hold his friends hands, but he shies away from a lot of touch (excepting yosuke, teddie, and nanako)

Cooking and Cleaning makes the world better. he and joker vibe together with this

unlike akiren, he strong arms any executive dysfunction into Be Productive or Else. his punishment is feeling the pure anxiety of having to make up for ‘lost time’. (another symptom of his workaholic parents)

writes everything down, notes are very neat, has pages dedicated for bad doodles when hes not feeling his usual Super Classroom Focus

Cannot handle secondhand embarrassment (most often caused by yosuke) and will quietly slip away to random cats or origami folding

hungry, crunch crunch folks. probably needs chewelry bc he used to chew on his shirt collars when he was younger.

cleans up after everyone in the food court, constantly worries about them accidently hurting themselves. likely spends half of group conversations watching peoples hands

he canonically eats expired food, nanako plz help your brother

really clumsy, but people only notice after they decide that he is a cool person

video games are too chaotic for him

exhausted every night from the pure amount of masking he does, if a friend spends the night (or is like yosuke) they will know his more comfortable weirdo self (tho everyone knows hes a weirdo eventually)

hyperempathetic, sometimes just understands animals and children better than peeople his age or older

Yukiko

her jokes

she and souji get in ‘trouble’ together, she and joker commit crimes together

she and chie have to coordinate outfits, its important

actually understands metaphors, but does not understand people

like me, had no clue that creepy kid was flirting with her

she is very angry when she has meltdowns that might involve slamming doors and shouting. her parents call these ‘tantrums’ and ‘unfitting for a polite daughter’ but really thats because her meltdowns tend to be caused by arguments w her family after a long day of school and TV world traipsing

the metronome meme, except hers goes between Loudest Person in the Room to Quietest Pin Drop in the Planet. she is completely unaware of this

her atmosphere brightens when chie appears. that is not only the lesbian energy within her, but also because chie is like her Favorite Person

Cannot wear Pants. No (tho she wants to try it! but she puts them on and her soul instantly squashes)

happy flappy lesbian! watch out!

Naoto

the pouty face. all the time lskdfjlasdkf

hes really snappy sometimes and i love that for him. he and akechi should fight just to see what would happen (please read Bang Bang Shoot Shoot on AO3)

“do not touch me or my hat, thank you”

no one has ever seen him shutdown and no one ever will (except for his grandpa)(and kanji)(and rise)

probably likes certain food textures and will stand for nothing less, probably feels embarrassed about his preferences with friends

constantly jumps between ‘everybody hates me so i should act like them so they dont hate me’ to ‘i refuse to be anything but very comfortable as myself, and i dont care that im making you upset sir’

he and souji are the king and queen of subtle stims, but for unhappy reasons :(

does not make jokes. cannot joke around. understand? yes, do? no.

loose clothes are the only good clothes, but all tags and obtrusive seams will be obliterated by kanji tatsumi

not very empathetic so he probably comes off as an asshole to strangers (like when he throws away his classmates confession letters without reading them) but he tries so hard to sound comforting when his buds are struggling.

his understanding of others emotions/reactions come from his learning as a detective, which seems cold+clinical to others, especially compared to souji, whos completely unexpressive but very introverted people person

P3

Hamuko/Minako/Kotone

big personality!! very people-oriented!! koromaru and her are buddies!! when shes having a real bad time, shes very quiet and expressions turn off

interrupts herself in the middle of conversations all the time. no one knows where shes coming from. her brains is thousands of km ahead of her body

bouncey legs, swingin arms, twirlly skirt, little somersaults! when will she stop? never!

very obvious music stims with her hands and arms! people are like “oh there she goes! happy as usual!” shes listening to minatos heavy metal playlist

switches from exhausted to excited within milliseconds. no one can predict, not even her

SEES has to ask her for context all the time cuz she’ll just continue shit from 2 weeks ago without warning

professionals will assume shes very childish bc of how chipper she is, but she is beyond mature for her age and only feels comfortable enough to have serious conversations if a person has proved themself able to handle it

collects every little thing. her room is a mess and she has to get rid of most of it every time she moves :(

hates cleaning! smells bad, feels bad hhhhhgggg

dont let mitsuru-senpai see her bedroom

gets lost in the middle of conversations with others bc shes thinking about a story connected to one(1) word that was said earlier

 no sense of time and place, she just sees her friends and goes “ah, this is the right place, then” but junpei and akihiko are also lost so now theyre all screwed

Minato/Makoto/Sakuya

no talkies, no walkies

his story in the movies is him literally learning how to function around people he cares for

doesnt get jokes, expressions, body language, empathy, subtlety, metaphors, physical contact, or eye contact. aigis is probably the only person he truly understands right away

he is still nice to people because he doesnt see a reason not to be, but also he has very limited energy so only his senpai and old people get his most polite-kindnesses

cannot describe feelings for the life of him. the team wont know hes injured or sick until hes passed out

everything is too loud, time to drown it out with my loud ass music

rocking and chewing stims, ryoji is the first person to point him out for these subtle stims (not accusingly of course, just general pure curiosity and love for the uniqueness of humanity)

likes to cover his face with whatever is available, lives like a bat in a dark dry cave

will wear anything that has pockets and his blue/gray/black palette

sleepy at all times bc he never has much energy

when he was younger he probably needed a lot of support, especially after his parents died, because he wouldnt communicate like a neurotypical and would shutdown for hours in the middle of school without warning. probably missed a lot of lessons and field trips out of pure overstimulation

eating at all times. no preference, just whatevers closest

his meltdowns probalby include humming whining noises and curling up in a ball, which makes people want to touch him, but that is the LAST thing he wants. put a blanket on him! play some music! do not talk and do not expect him to speak

aigis is the only person who can touch him normally bc her hands are cold and he likes cold

never nude, feels mmmmmmmmm without clothes and probalby wears a full robe in the hotsprings

will not do things that take more than one step w/o someone else walking him thru it, which Same

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Life After Snowpiercer: Whos Left?

Summary- 5.3k. Curtis x Y/N. Curtis takes Yona and Timmy towards the back of the train, finding unexpected survivors along the way. You are caught in a situation not so simple to escape from. Violence 

a/n- The scenes involving gun fire, I cant claim to know exactly how they work, seeing as Ive never dealt with them, so details might be sketchy. 

Chapter 5 / Masterlist

The group followed you, but hell if you knew where you were going, more and more people came out of the cars scattered around, equally in as much shock as you. Somewhere someone was wailing uncontrollably, there was still who knows how many guards in the car you all left, and right now the mix of people looking at You, of all people to tell them what to do. It was just overwhelming. Almost to much. You could feel your breathing rush in hurried huffs, and your senses starting to swarm.

Babygirl Breathe. 

Curtis Its to much. 

Think, you need to get them out of the cold first, Shelter. Pick the best car. 

Okay....

“Alright everyone were not gonna last out here, and its gonna be dark soon.” Shadows were starting to stretch around you all, and the sky above you all was going from a bright blue hue to purplish and bits of stars were scattering around. When you looked up, it was still like out of a dream. When did you last gaze at stars? “Is there any car anyone knows of that might have food, blankets... anything?” 

Everyone looked among one another, when someone you were least suspecting to see stepped forward, Paul, who had been taken from the tail end years ago cleared his throat. “That one on the end, its full of protein bars, the machinery is all broke, but that one and the one behind are still connected together when I came out, and it was abandoned before Curtis came through. Plenty of room for all of us.” You nod in agreement, and sure everyone stayed together, you all moved as a group. Falling back to where Paul brought up the rear, you walked beside him, silent for a bit. 

“Paul... have you been in that car this whole time?” You did the math, it was five or six cars up if the old maps in Gilliams place were correct. 

“Yea, it wasnt a bad gig” The man shrugged his shoulder. “Lonely, but I still got to see people a few times a day. They came to collect the bars, hand me the red letters.” 

Your brows come together, the ones Curtis depended on. “Red letters, the ones giving us clues on how to break out?” 

“Oh I dont know what they said, I was just told to place them in random bars and make sure they went out to the tail end.” Paul just stated as if it was common knowledge.

Fucking hell, this whole time it was a set up. The thought occurred to you, the weight of it was so heavy in your chest, you held back a sob. All those hours Curtis planned around the information sent. All of it just a set up. Why? 

“How was Curtis when he went through?” Was he okay? How long ago was this? Must have been a couple days ago at least. 

“He was fine Y/N, shocked to see me, and and pissed about the red letters, but hey, I do what Im told. Okay, this should be the one.” He broke away from you, and climbed up to the door, ducking inside. You glance over your shoulder, and your old car is barely in view, and you could see a few men standing near it, but unable to really tell if it the armed guards. Hopefully they are unable to get there shit together and try anything. Luckily you and the kids had a good amount of weapons collected before you bolted to the outside. 

Paul called from inside “Y’all can come on in.” Sara limped up next to you, pressing a red rag to her shoulder, looking up. “I’m gonna need help this time” You nod and lope an arm around her waist, feeling her weight lean into you. “I got you this time Sara, were in this together.” The woman flashed you a grateful smile, and together you two wait for the crowd to disperse inside. Once it was just the two of you, you climb up first and reach back, taking her good arm, and as quickly as you were able, you help her up into the doorway, and together you two enter. 

It was dim, but nothing like the tail end darkness, so your sight adjusts quickly, already people are huddling together, passing along protein bars, and mostly its quiet except for the occasional hushed whispers. The person wailing endlessly had since stopped in one of the many cars you all passed. Exhaustion and Shock kept you from searching them out. You should, guilt eats at you. But you turn away from the door for now, checking over the people instead. So far all the kids, including a few from the other cars all seemed fine. You knew Sara was bad off, and you found a few others with lacerations, bad bruises and concussions, and at least two who had a shoulder thrown out of joint. But the reports of those that couldn’t be helped was outstanding. 

The one thing you were relieved to find was that no one seemed to be fighting. It was a mix of all sorts of factions, there were at least ten cars that dropped, and it ranged from you tail enders, a few from the prison section from what you could tell by there clothing, and a few “lower class” carts that were still much better off then you all were. But now everyone simply were together, there was no breaking of class. Hopefully it would just stay that way. All in all, there were about 30 of you crammed in as tight as possible to stay warm. 

You moved back to the entrance and set on the edge, with the gun you had brought with you, keeping an eye on the landscape. Watching for any others to follow there trail, friend or foe. You roll up the collar of your coat you were wearing. It wasnt keeping you very warm, but better then nothing. Your eyes half closed hours later, and nodding off.

It was so damn cold... 

I know it is baby, you should close your eyes. 

Liar, thats just my mind playing tricks. 

All you could hear was his agreeing laughter, yea you couldnt sleep.

“Miss?” A warm hand came to your face, the back of it touching your wind burned ruddy cheeks, making you gasp in surprise and jump slightly. 

“Wh-at? Oh sorry... I must have nodded off.” 

The man smiled, settling down in the doorway across from you, his jacket was slightly heavier, but still clouds of breath escaped him to glide into the night. “Its okay, you should let me take over for a while? I know we dont know each other, but its not on just you to watch. I can help any more that might arrive inside.” 

You eye him, and he had warm eyes from what you can tell, god you wish you knew if you could trust him. “Im not just looking for more survivors. Our tail end was being held under guard. When we left, it was escaping them as well. Not many survived, but enough.” 

“Yes, we saw the guards come through after the revolution passed through.” Another sign of Curtis, further up from Pauls car. You couldn’t help but smile hearing about him, fuck you missed him terribly. You hid your smile in your coat, finally it passed and you turned back to the man. “He is a stubborn man when he wants something. And he wanted us out of the tail end.” 

“That he does, we had no cause to stand in there way, he passed us peacefully. Some of out people actually joined his cause. Its not as bad as your car, but we are tired of the imprisonment as well. My name is John by the way.” He held his hand out, and you unfolded yours from your sleeve, shaking his and gave your name as well. You werent going to give up your post, and he relaxed on the opposite side, apparently not willing to leave. You two were quiet for a time, when piercing through the night was the worst sound youve heard in a while. It kareened from the top of the cliff, a scream that echoed around the valley you were all stuck in. 

It made you jump up, leaning out of the doorway to look up. And John did the same, cussing softly “Fuck what was that?” You shook your head. 

“Nothing good.... “

 During the time You were settling the survivors in the car, Curtis paused panting, it had long since grown dark out, following the light of the stars above them, it made the snow glow silver, stretching out in front of them. The train didn’t seem this long when he was fighting his way through the cars. Of course then it was adrenaline fueling him on. This time it was exhaustion. “Timmy, lets take a break buddy.” The boy on his back tightened his arms around Curtis neck, not wanting to let go, muttering sleepily in against his neck. “Okay... just swing around man.” Curtis coached him, and soon he had the boy slid around to his chest, stepping over to stand next to Yona, who was already curled up against the side of the train to get out of the wind. She needed more clothes, better clothes, fuck. 

“Yona, take Timmy... “ Curtis pried the boys arms from around his neck, and she sleepily reached up to take the kid, drawing him into her. Curtis shrugged out of his jacket and draped it over them. Looking into the dark car they were huddling against, maybe there was some blankets in there. He heard rustling inside, but nothing more. Grabbing an outside bar, he pulled himself into the entrance to look inside He couldn’t make out anyone in the shadows, but that meant nothing. “I’m coming in, I don’t want any trouble.” 

Hearing nothing more, he slid inside, it didnt look like he was going to have much luck. Nothing but bodies scattered around, and axes, the smell of blood, dried blood prominent. Shit, this was the car from the bridge. Thats when he saw that the tied prisoners he had left behind were killed to, deep ax cuts to there neck, squatting near one, he studied the man, drawing his own conclusions. They must have finished off the rest after he left. Breathing in deeply and rubbing a hand against his face. They had the right to after all the torture they had endured over the years, but part of him was still disappointed in the death. So much fucken death. 

At least it was quicker then starving and shit, he thought. 

Its still wrong Curtis, they were unarmed at this point. 

Yea I know, but can you blame them. We were unarmed and starving in the tail end and they never gave a shit. 

A touch of your hand and sigh, you just were so damn tired in his mind. 

“Curtis?” a voice from the other end mentioned, and he pushed to a stand, brows furrowed at the noise, he swore he heard his name. “Hello?” 

“Curtis! back here!” It was louder, more urgent. He recognized that voice, Tam from the back, she had come up behind them once the fighting was done, helping the injured. Curtis made his way over the scattered bodies and debris scattered around, and what did he find, fuck he found a small group of his people, helping one another up, and others laying out side by side, ones that had injuries, preventing them from moving to much. Tam moved to grasp Curtis pulling him into an affectionate hug “Damn are we glad to see you! We lost most everyone Curtis, were all thats left. They came back through and pinned us down, claimed 74 percent of us were to be killed.” The tears streamed down her face freely, as she released him and pulled back. “they were about to march us back when the train, I’m guessing went off the track? It caught them unaware enough we were able to fight back. There wasn’t many.... but we just didn’t know what to do, what was ahead, if you, Tonya, Nam... the rest were still alive?” 

Curtis shook his head, swallowing down the sorrow. “No, they didn’t make it. Its just me, Yona, and I was able to get Timmy back. Not Andy, I never saw him.” 

Tams head hung for the loss of there friends, and Curtis turned his attention back to the door. “I got to go get Yona and Timmy, now that I know its you all, we we will stay here. Tomorrow those that can, we are going to see about whats left of the tail end. I was told they went over a cliff... but I have to know.” 

Tam nodded, as well as a few others that came to join in the conversation, Curtis questioned. “No ones seen Y/N, have they?” Maybe you didn’t listen, he could hope.

“No, she stayed in the back with the kids.... just like you told her she had to.” They had all seen you drag her back into Gilliams quarters just before it all started. Curtis sighed to himself, not his finest moment thinking back on it. It tore him to think now how you two left things. How you might not be.... 

STOP IT! You cant think that way. 

I shouldn’t have done that babygirl, left you in anger. 

No WE shouldn’t, we will fix this, go get the kids now. 

Turning away from the group, he made his way back, and looking out the door, he saw his two charges still under his jacket, hiding away. “Timmy, Yona, lets get inside, its safe.” Yona first poked her head out from there little hideaway, and pushed Timmy into a stand, the two of them making there way to the entrance. Reaching down, Curtis grasped Timmys arm and hauled him up the side, pulling him in “Go all the way to the back, Tam and them are up there.” The boy nodded and started to head towards the back, Curtis leaned down and took a wrapped Yoda by the arm, and she was slightly heavier, grunting with the effort and pain lacing his ribs as she scrambled best she could up the side, landing with a oof when she fell in. “Sorry Yona” He apologized while she brushed herself off and made to take off his coat to return it. “ no you hang onto it for now. I will take it back tomorrow morning. Maybe they have something back there you can use before we head out.”

“But your gonna freeze Curtis” Her head tilted, studying him. He dismissed it with a shake of his head and together they headed back to the group. Tam was kneeling next to Timmy, cupping his face and studying some of the bruises on his face. The boy was starting to come out of the trance state Curtis first found him in, talking more. He had yet to ask about his mother, and Curtis figured right now it would be to much to have that discussion, Not yet anyways. If he wasn’t asking, Curtis was content to let it just stay silent till they were all in a better place. 

“Our wounded, how bad are they?” Curtis asked another as he headed over to see whom was over there, it wasn’t your, or the it was Our, they were a group again, looking out for one another best they could. There looked like five or six, some perfectly silent, another one was groaning in his sleep. Tam came over, her arms folded around her “Bad, I don’t know if they will all make it. What I wouldn’t give for Y/N to be here, at least we would have some direction in what to do” Curtis clenched his jaw hearing this. 

Fuck I wish you were here to baby. He sighed inwardly, what he wouldn’t give to hear you tell him it would be okay. 

“The one i’m most worried about is Edgar, the wound is deep, and it took a while for the wound to clot. I mean hes conscious...” 

“Wait! Edgars alive?!” Curtis scanned over the covered people again, looking for anyone familiar. 

“Yea, hes that one up at the end, wait... you didn’t know Curtis?” Tam followed along behind and Curtis made his way over, and sure enough, Edgar was fast asleep, pale as hell, but damn it the kid was alive. “No, we left in such a hurry after the bridge...” He rushed his words to Tam, just in shock. Curtis collapsed to his knees next to him, relief just washing over him. “Fuck man its good to see you” He whispered, and beside him Edgar groaned and opened his eyes. 

“Yea man, its good to see you to.”

What happened hung in the air, but left unsaid for now, Curtis knew he had yet another apology to make, another mistake. Edgar went to sit up and Tam immediately put a stop to that. 

“You lay your ass back down Edgar. You lost to much blood to be moving around any, and that wound reopens, no telling if we can get it to stop.” With a roll of his eyes he fell back to lay still. Curtis looked questioning up at Tam.

“The knife missed the spine and vitals, but its deep enough to leave a gaping hole. It needs to be sewed up, or cauterized. But we just don’t have the materials.” Edgar raised enough to lean on his elbow. 

“Well someone should go looking for that shite, right?” Curtis was relieved to hear that accent of his once more, never thought he would hear it again. “I cant be laying up here the whole damn time.” 

It occurred to Curtis that maybe they could do one. “Yona... Yona, has my jacket. Nam gave me a smoke just before, theres some matches in the pocket.” Tam hurried over to where Yona was sleeping, searching in the pockets of his jacket. Rewarded when she pulled out the old half disintegrated book of matches, and miraculously they were still dry. Curtis started looking around for things to burn, searching the deads pockets for anything flammable. Finally having an plan in place, meant he could at least fix part of something. 

Having enough materials gathered, Curtis collected one of the Axes, cleaning off the dried blood caking the edge. He hoped the fire would burn off any other debris to keep from infecting Edgar. Tam worked on getting the fire hot, and Edgar laid on his stomach, watching the flames. Curtis eyes would glance up once in a while to catch his expression. Clouded, unsure if it was from pain, or remembering how Curtis how turned away when Masons men had the knife to his throat. Curtis couldn’t forget it, He shouldn’t have left him. 

“Edgar I---” 

“Stop man, were not doing this. Not now, not ever.” Edgar glared at him to shut him up, and Curtis closed his mouth, running the rag once more over the blades edge, there was a tiny spot, he swore he could see it although the axe gleamed spotless. 

Moments later, Tam blew lightly on the fire, and it went from hot reddish orange to white hot laces of blue. “I think this is as hot as were gonna get it Curtis, put the blade in.” She sat back, and rested her hands on her knee. “Edgar, your ready for this?”

“As ready as I’m gonna be” He winced a bit and settled in. Giving the axe time to heat, the trio remained silent, all till there was a slight smolder rising from the head pushed in the coals. “Bite on this” Tam informed, holding out a cloth. Reluctantly, cause damn this was gonna hurt like a bitch, Edgar wedged it in his mouth, nodding. 

Curtis moved to hes shoulders, his uninjured arm pressing on either side of his shoulder blades. Putting his weight behind it, he was sure Edgar would thrash, and it was vital to keep him as still as possible. He felt the man drawing in deep breaths and surprisingly he seemed relaxed under his hold, calm. Tam moved in close to Edgars side, lifting the handle of the ax and drawing it out of the fire. They had seconds to sear it shut, having the metal hot enough to scar him closed. Curtis gave a curt, ‘Im ready’ nod, and Tam laid the broad side of the axe right over the wound. 

It was a hiss at first, the scent of burning flesh rising almost immediately, and Edgar tensed rigidly, trying to push away and the noise. The noise was probably the hardest part to deal with. Not the smell, not feeling Edgar try to escape pain. It rose so sharply, that Edgar lost what he was biting on, and it just seemed magnified from where they were in the hollowed car. Curtis almost lost his hold on him, having to dig in his heel and lean fully into him. “Come on Edgar, its gonna be okay, were almost done” 

His words had no meaning, and finally after a bit, Edgar just collapsed under him, Tam yanked the axe away, and Curtis broke into a sob, dropping his forehead to lean against the passed out Edgars head. “Fuck, I’m so sorry... “ his voice dragged out. Edgar was like his brother, this on top of everything else just fuck was tearing him. After a few moments to calm himself down, Curtis leaned over to check that he was breathing fine. Thank fuck he passed out, Curtis could hear your worry edging your voice. The wound, make sure its sealed Curtis.... 

His hand slid down Edgars back, and deep redness had settled in, around the cut it was black, a few shallow boils forming, but all in all, the hole was shut. “I think we got it Tam” He said as released his hold on Edgar and Tam as careful as could be dragged the blanket up to where the wound was still red hot, not daring to put anything on it. 

“What do you wanna do next Curtis?” Tam moved over to sit next to him, drawing her legs up and staring into the fire that was loosing its drive to burn, having scored most of the material into ash at this point. Curtis nudged some of it with his boot, shifting the coals. Already he was falling into that leader roll, he could sense others were listening into there conversation, waiting to see what he would say. 

I wonder how they would feel if they knew I caused the train to derail. 

No different babes, now were not prisoners anymore, were actually free to make our own choices for our future. 

“Going to check on the end cars like my original plan was. There is probably survivors and we have to check on our people, if they survived, there might be some that need help with injuries. Then back towards the front, theres food up there, the cars up there are in better shape.”

“What about the front enders?” Tam questioned, and Curtis looked at her with a shrug.

“They either accept us, or we will push them out. Thats been the goal this whole time, and I’m not stopping now.” So matter of fact, Tam went silent, and together they waited till morning to come seeping in, a new day, a new way of life. 

You were watching the beginning of your first sunrise, and you couldn’t help the tears that yet again got caught in your lashes. There are different kinds, and in the past few days you shed them all. Grief, pain, fear... but these felt different, rewarding. There salty drops fell on your lips and a flick of the tongue collected them before you brushed them away. John stretched and with a pop of his arms over his head, he moved to a stand. “I’ve seen many of these over the years... “ You look up in surprise, then consider, well maybe his section had windows. “... But this is the best damn sunset i’ve seen.” 

“Its the first one I’ve seen in seventeen years” You remarked, blinking against the light bouncing off the ice and snow. “And I have to say its more beautiful then I remember it being.” 

I wish you could see this Handsome, a wistful tone in your thoughts. 

I am baby, almost the best thing I’ve ever seen.... almost. 

Love you to Curtis. 

While you were admiring the arrival of light, a flash out of the corner of your eye catches your attention, and you tilt your head to the side to see what it was. Mistake.... as you found out when a sharp whizz blew over your head and bounced off the metal with a loud ping and sparks flew, both you and John tumbling back with wide eyed gasps. “What the fuck!” he exclaimed and you scramble low to rest the weapon you stole from them the day before out the entrance of the car. 

“Remember how I told you we were being held under guard? Well... I might have stabbed one in the eye just before the train derailed. They want us back for other things as well.” 

“Do you even know how to use that Y/N?” John asked as he to ducked out of line of sight, staying further hidden then you. 

“No, but I can give an educated guess. How about you see if there is someone back there who does?” You use the scope to look, they were still a distance off, and with luck John would be back sooner with someone who knew how to use one of these thing. So far nothing more has been fired, since you no longer made yourself a target, but you tried to study them, count how many there were. So far give made up the line, but who knows, some might be on the other side of the train, holding back... You scanned away from the edge, across the landscape, but that didn’t hold anything worth noticing. Maybe, just maybe there were only five left. Five fully trained to use there weapons men. FUCK. 

“Hey, found someone!” John exclaimed and a petite woman slid up beside you, glancing over the edge. “These bastards wanna play fire with fire? Lets give them some back.” Well damn, you hand it over immediately as she made herself comfortable. “Johanna by the way, nice to meet you Y/N” she caught you by surprise knowing your name, and she smirked. “Hey I was a few car up from John, weve all heard of you tail enders and your revolution. About fucken time.” She peered into the scope and flipped off the safety. Seeming to take measure of where she was aiming, Johnana proved patient. John had long sense disappeared back among the group to gather more bullets, hopefully they had enough to keep this new threat back.

It was so sudden, her finger was resting on the trigger, and then a couple shots went off, she barely flinched at the moment, but you cringed with them both. A curse muttered from her lips as she pulled back “They are sticking pretty close to the train, hard to get a shot off at this side angle, but they are now at least aware were not defenseless.” 

Curtis shook his head at Yona, who stood defiant before him, her arms crossed over her chest and head tilted to the side. “Your not going, thats that. Stay here and help look after the others.” 

“That is foolish, I can help.” She pushed, trying her hardest to convince him. “My dad... he might be out there.” A softer tone making her look down, trying to also convince herself that maybe, just maybe he survived. Curtis squatted down closer to her level, his hands cupping her face to make her look at him. 

“Yona, I swear if hes alive, I will bring him back, okay? After everything he did for us, you have my word. I really need you here, Timmy trusts you more then these others, and Edgar needs to be taken cared of. Please, can you do this for me?” 

This seemed ot appease the young woman, who gave a nod relenting and once they both agreed to these terms, she went to Edgars side, kneeling beside him and touching his forehead. The man was still asleep, and Curtis hoped it wasnt a sign of any kind of fever, although Tam remained nearby constantly hovering. His back was still an angry red, but it wasn’t as intense feeling of heat rolling from the wound, so that was something. 

Gathering others to join him, they all worked there way out of the train. Mostly they had axes shared among them, there were a few discarded rifles from the earlier battle at the bridge, in which Curtis himself collected one, slinging it around to hang off his back. They went in a single file, the few of them that joined, and every car they came to, they checked for survivors. After the brutal cold night, they weren’t successful in find any stragglers. Before they even got to the cliffs edge, a noise was brought to them. Sounds like... gunshots. The whole group looked at one another and sped up, pushing through the snow as fast as they could break through it. Once they reached the cliff, they looked down to see what the hell was going on. 

The cars below were scattered around, some on there sides, some had still somehow remained upright, but it was a mess, there old car, the tail end was on its side, dented and half split at the seam. It must have hit the hardest the way it was bounced away from the others, sure its momentum had dragged the rest down with it.. From what Curtis could see, the survivors were pinned in one car, the one that seemed to still be upright, by the cliff face. Those outside of the car, Wilfords men, the ones Wilford issued the kill orders to. Shots were exchanged with from a group of men pressing along another car for coverage. But a scan of showed others coming up the backside. Shit... He was sure none of them had any idea there was more then what those that was shooting at them. 

Curtis swung the weapon he carried around, and took aim best he could. There was no telling at this distance and his general inexperience if he was close to any of the targets, the couple others that also had the same advantage took up sentry on each side of him. Picking a target, Curtis took a breath and steadied himself till his sight wasn’t shaking. A breath out, and he pulled that trigger. The resounding BOOM flooded the valley, snow spitting up feet from the man. He missed but the guy stumbled back and raced around the corner of the car. Curtis other companions also fired at around the same time. And one aimed just so, the guard falling back with a burst of red scattering across the snow. Direct kill shot. 

Surprised at now being shot above, the rest scrambled away, heading away from the cliff face and using the demolished cars for cover, they soon were out of sight for the time being. Curtis swung the rifle in a sweeping motion, checking before going to the pinned car, and studying it for movement. 

Thats when he caught a glimpse. It was not even a second, and Curtis could only guess that it was actually You, but it was enough for his chest to tighten painfully, and all those other things just narrow into one single thought. 

YOU WERE ALIVE. 

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[midasgutz]

elfen lied manga was such a fuckin trip. did i dream that shit up ? who allowed the dude who made that to just write all that shit??

i need to talk about elfen lied because this shit has been living rent free in my head for over an actual decade. significantly longer than a decade.

im glad that i can now accept that media i consume doesnt necessarily say anything about me, because. jesus, every inch of elfen lied is a war crime. every panel.

the coolest character who was generic tough military dude, who right when you meet him makes a point of punching a secretary just for standing behind him. and then goes out to find and kill a 17 year old with abandonment issues. and gets his shit kicked in and his arm ripped off and his eyes plucked out. and so, naturally, he trades his testicles for some dope robot eyes. for the sake of all humanity. oh and a really mediocre robot arm that he can actually break if he puts too much force into like anything. and so naturally he then finds a 14 year old homeless girl, who helped him while he was bleeding out on the beach. and of course he beats her up and, possibly kicks her dog. and then he gives her his number. uh, so he can come help her if anyone tries to... beat her up? because he cant owe her anything. and then she says something he doesnt like so he beats her up again and she shows him the paper he wrote his number on and says "someone scary is screwing with me". he storms off after that but doesnt take the paper, he still owes her. he makes good on it too, she gets in some bad trouble with a bad bad dude later. a bad bad dude with a trenchcoat whos basically just a vampire hunter, crossbow included but actually he's here to hunt teenage girls with horns, not fangs. the crossbow shoots hard metal balls with velcro spikes that have a toxin on them that causes excrutiating pain. this guys a bad bad dude, and he miiiiiight be suggesting he's gonna rape this 14 year old girl but it could be the unfairthful translation causing confusion. probably not tho the author of this series is majorly fucked in the head. anyway robocop shows up and he puts his boot right down this dudes throat so thats like whatever. that panel was my desktop wallpaper for like 6 years. we find out that 17 year old girl is evil because some kids killed her dog with a vase. so she blew them up, and after that she goes around blowing people up just to eat the food in their fridge and hang around the crib for a minute. so shes framed as the good guy and robocop is evil this time and they fight again and she does kill robocop this time which sucks because theres a good portion of manga left and no one else is as interesting as he is. he dies on the beach where he lost his eyes and his arm and lets be honest he basically lost his balls at the same time.

oh. and theres a girl who does peepee in her diaper a lot. and she can sing. i dont know why she was there but i mean every other fetish the author had already made a fucking appearance so why not lmao

theres also like. some main characters. theyre complete shit. these include a normal boy. his cousin who is the most annoying character in the fucking world. she is literally just "im only here to pad the amount of love interests our generic main character can have all at once" the character. yeah man, his cousin? cause shit why not. why not, its japan, do as the romans do. also theres the alternate personality of the 17 year old. shes only here so that evil 17 year old girl can be a love interest not once but twice, and i mean, conveniently shes often naked. makes sense, when the only word you can say is "milk".

and then there's Nana. Nana is a quad amputee after evil 17 year old girl ripped all her limbs off and almost finished her off. but dont worry! her dad, whos not her dad at all, finds her and he gives her some prosthetics that she can control with her super powers. what do you mean you werent aware of the super powers? of course they have super powers. its manga. after he does this he just lets her loose with a bunch of money and his tie because she asked very politely for the dangly thing he wears on his neck. she wears it like a headband, even though she established she knew it went around his neck. so yeah he gave her money but she was raised in a lab like a rat so she has no clue what its for. she meets the 14 year old homeless girl and they have a fun time being homeless together. Nana burns the money in a fire to keep warm but only some of it because the 14 year old girl tells her that you can trade money for food, which makes nana very happy because boy did she want some of the 99 cent street vendor food earlier. no one acknowledges that nana has enough money to buy her own house and be well off for easily 5 years. 14 year old girl takes her to the main character house that shes been staying at for a while and they have a bath. nana hated this idea until she realized that bath doesnt mean bucket of cold water at her new sort of house. but uh oh, nana senses evil 17 year old and shes kinda pissed about her arms and legs. they almost do a fight but wait whats this? 17 year old isnt fighting back, she just keeps saying "milk" and smiling. nana takes some issue with this and promptly leaves after pushing her through a rice paper door. shortly after everyone goes looking for nana.

um some stuff happens and then whaaaattt??? nanas not dads real daughter is introduced. shes locked in a circular room lined with lead and chloride of lime. with a diameter of 15 meters, the length of her invisible hands. shes only ever had the voice of a single woman to comfort her, shes permanently lockdd in bondage gear unable to move. she has to use a wheelchair to move because her legs have completely atrophied. she moves it with her invisible hands, her real ones are useless. she calls the only voice she knows her mother. her mothers job has been to talk to and comfort this dangerous girl for years. said mother mentions her excitement to finally see the girl in person, and also casually drops how theyve sewn bombs into several parts of her body. conveniently, if shes in intense pain her powers dont work. so she meets her mom, takes one look at her and says "youre not my mom >:(" and sends her entire upper torso flying. conveniently said torso lands near the bomb controls. she slams that shit like shes a rat with an orgasm button and babygirls arm go bye bye. they inform her while she writhes in pain that she has to comply with their demands or they can blow her whole deal up next time. shes pretty ok with being blown up, but then they tell her they want her to kill something so her ears perk up like a cat hearing a can opener. yep shes going to go kill evil 17 year old. nanas not dad is not taking any of this well but he essentially gets mindbroken after he has to blow up his daughter later after shit flies off the handle. he spends his time as a homeless man, denoted by the sudden appeaeance of a large beard, living in a shack on the beach where robocop died. he does note the beach is incredibly clean and that is because robocop picked up allllllll the trash so that evil 17 year old couldnt throw it at him. he did totally eat shit anyway though no worries. im not bitter about it why should you be? im not.

anyway shit happens and 17 year old melts into a really graphic puddle of fleshy goo, and in doing so totally does the jesus thing. because at some point she realized she really just wanted to be with main character, but all of the things shes done makes that impossible.

i was like maybe 12 when i read this shit. i didnt reread it for this. im pretty sure most of this is accurate but i CAN and WILL promise you one thing. diaper girl is real, and he REALLY really really really 100% did trade his balls for robot eyes, and a playdough robot arm.

[wittynameme]

shes probably already talked shit about me on twitter

(Long story so just-)

yesterday my grandmother and I were talking about my pet snails , at first she was criticizing of them but then she was looking up things to feed snails ! “wow they eat lots of things” she remarked “did you know they really like cucumber”? “yeah” i said exitedly “theres like a whole thing on youtube of snails eating cucumbers in fast forward” ! Next day i wake up late , Theres boxes of food from the food bank in the hall full of goodies , i notice pumpkin pie , theres a donut on the counter and pinwheel meat wraps in the fridge! I try to resist that donuts but fail and eat it without asking mom if its for me or one of the neighbors or herself first. I go out onto the porch and find her sitting under the picnic thing , i wave she waves back and i go back inside .

Turns out the donut was for me after all! so thats good , she sorted through the boxes to put things in bags for our neighbor , In the posses we find A WHOLE BAG OF CUCUMBERS! she states how convenient it is that we were just talking about that the other day. she gave away the pumpkin pie tho , i don’t really mind cause our neighbors are super nice and may have never even had pumpkin pie . I helped then carry the food upstairs and whent back inside for the main event.

I chop up some cucumber slices and put them on a plate “all my little snails were hiding in the bell pepper hid i made for them (they love it) so it was easy getting them all on the plate. I take the time to clean the boul I keep them in and PANIC when i fid one of the succulents i put in there covered in mold and cleaned that whole dang bowl.

I relay all this to her as we watch them crawl on the plate on the picnic table outside. She asked some questions, genuinely interested and i talked about snails for a good 7 minutes! The snails were in there little bell pepper hide hanging upside down on the roof , one crawled onto the other on accident and the other stared doing the snail flail (snails are not the brightest) I made a comment on this and she giggled and I started going back inside to get my laptop. she calles after me “wait what if your snails crawl away “!? I told her id be quick and they wont go anywhere cause their comfortable in their hides.

I come back from inside and notice my snails have unstuck themselves from each other. I made some joke about how the snail had gotten of the bucking bronco and she looks up at me for a second and her face goes dark .

“what the fuck are you talking about CHUCIN BONGOs god you say the most ridiculous things and just expect everyone around you to understand “

“bucking bronko” i said more clearly

“ I KNOW WHAT THAT ISBUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING ??? GOD YOU GET THESE CRAZY THINGS IN YOUR HEAD CHILD-

“the snails , they were on top of eachother and one of them was flailing arou-

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT “

“WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS”

“DONT GAS SLIGHT ME YOU LIEING CHILD “

im almost crying

and then we argued .over a snail joke.

“IM NOT LIEING “

“YES YOU ARE” !!!!!!!

“WHEN DID YOU SAY THAT “ !!!?!

“before i whent inside “

“OOOOOH , OK “

“LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN....WHEN YOU END A CONVERSATION ...AND LEAVE THE ROOM ...THATS IT ! I WASNT THINKING ABOUT THE SNAILS “

and she goes on and on about how im ridiculous and say ridiculous things until she eventually quiets down....over a snail joke.

it doesn't translate very well but she has this way , this tone , that righting cant convey. she doesn’t need to yell even though she did , all she has to do is use that tone and i start crying. I’m sensitive i know , and i tell myself this every time we argue , i don’t allow myself full emotion because “what if i’m just being sensitive’ and it hurts so bad. but all you need to do is call me a liar or a selfish person and im a mess, she knows this too. she uses it on me all the time, almost every time we speak

by now its been about 5 minutes on complete silence and i thought we had moved on  

then she picks back up (only now that the fights over do i think “i should have pretended i had no clue what your talking about since the conversation was over”)

god damn it

“so” she said in the snarkiest tone i have ever heard

“just so we agree...you just started a huge argument over a SNAIL”

my minds so scrambled on what happened next cause it was so fast and she was so full of shit, everything that came out of her was a logical bias and when she didnt get her way she would roll her eyes lean back in her chair with this shit eating grin and then try to change the subject , she compared me to donald trump!!! the whole time she was dripping with confidence this certainty and confidence that i was the stupidest person in the world . and thats the thing , i know shes bullshitting because she told me about this tacktic “ if you want to win an argument , it doesn't matter if your argument is the stupidest in the world as long as you make your opponent look dumb and act smart” and it works every time . EVEN IF I KNOW SHES BEING MANIPULATIVE ! im crying an stumbling and stuttering and my brain is fried , she knows this , SHE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN . She DID IT ON purpose.

“so guessing by your response , im right”

i ran away i shust couldnt-

why do i keep forgetting to be mad at her

[tsukidotcom]

Haikyuu HC to COVID-19 (Karasuno edition)

This is horrible 💀 im just so bored so I made whatever this mess is KFJSJDMSK enjoy

Hinata Shouyou

huh? isn’t it just the flu?

“No, hinata. People have died from it-“

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH-

goes bananas

whenever someone sneezes or coughs, his soul leaves his body as he runs away to sanitize/wash his hands for a miserably long time.

eats an expired can of peaches thinking it’s his last resort

lowkey happy school is closed because homework sucks

but also highkey hates it because now all volleyball tournaments are closed

then gets all angry when he realizes he’d have to do online school???!!?? like wtf he got jipped.

thinks they could still do volleyball if they did online calls cus if the school can do it,, then vOLLEYBALL CAN

will probably miss half of the class calls from oversleeping/forgetting anyway.

sheepishly ask yamaguchi, yachi or tsukishima for help on assignments/notes. (he will NEVA ask kageyama. he’s always in competition with him here!)

still practices volleyball 24/7 in his backyard or room (maybe even with his baby sister??)

He’s really good at practicing all by himself from practicing all alone in middle school—

but will probably go crazy being alone all the time with his family. he just wants to play volleyball with the team again.

looks up “what to do when you’re bored” or “what to do at home while in quarantine” on youtube

Kageyama Tobio

probably says he’s immune to the corona because he’s just better than everyone else

doesn’t really think it’s real until school shut down because of it

When he sees that corona is airborne he wont know what that means so he’d probably think it’s produced by air itself?? which makes him think air is trying to kill the human race?? and will be so confused as to why it decided to pop up now???

DESPISES online school. He had enough trouble understanding it from the gecko, so now he has to learn it basically all by hiMSELF?!?

And no way is he just gona email the teacher for help. If he does it’s gonna be only once in his lifetime. Anymore than that he thinks he’s doin too much. He doesn’t want his teachers thinking he’s dumb 😭

he says literally nothing during the calls he just tries to pay attention? and fails because he’s on a computer. in his room. alone. he’s bound to daze off or stare at a pen for 5 minutes.

Obvi still practices volleyball. Very much misses it. At least Hinata had his sibling to practice with him. tobio is a lone wolf in his household.

When his mom goes out to get groceries he gives her one of those doctor masks so she doesn’t catch corona.

Few moments later through the internet he realizes that corona is smaller than air molecules so if you can breathe through something you could still get it so he struggles for an hour thinking he just killed his mother

When his mom is back he keeps his distance in case she’s carrying the plague

omg did she just cough or am i imagining things no she definitely coughed she has corona oh oh god

In reality she was just clearing her throat.

is lowkey worrying about everyone and how they are 🥺 (yes, maybe even hinata).

thinks he’s science smart by calling it covid-19 than corona.

Asahi Azumane

He just worries about everyones health

like he just imagines the worst case scenario’s and starts to get really worried if people got it. Always checks on everyone and asks if they’re feeling any symptoms of corona ❤️

He’s either not gonna get it or he gets it and dies there’s no inbetween

but he’s jesus himself so theres no way he nor anyone in his bloodline can get it

is very happy to know that dogs can’t get it.

Takes online school seriously and tries his best

And is honestly so sad school just ended??? even if it’s temporary, he could be learning, playing volleyball, and going about his day instead of staying in a cage. he’s a third year so—how would graduation even go..?

always is up to date on the news !! and notifies everyone if anything important is added/changed.

Always tells everyone to stay safe! Whether through text or before ending a call.

only buys a lot of toilet paper from the fear of there being no toilet paper in stock since evERYONE IS BUYING IT-

Starts to try new hobbies that he put off for the longest time cus quarentine is rlly getting to him.

Is all out a family guy so he doesn’t mind the extra time with his family.

Nishinoya Yu

OAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

420 blazin’

thinks going outside means you’re instantly gonna die from corona attacking your white blood cells (????)

but also probably doesnt care as he goes outside like everyday to run around and get rid of energy (and to practice volleyball, of course).

also why is it called white blood cells when blood is red ☠️ smh

Buys 101611018320129 bags of chips because that’s his comfort food

yay more gaming time!!!

Noya🐒: Tanaka do u wana play minecraft 2getr latr?

Tanaka🍌: HELL YEAH!!

doesn’t shower for three days straight because screw personal hygiene!! No more school!!! Can do whatever he wanted!! It’s basically summer!!!

until he’s forced to do online school.

Is def the class clown. Probably somehow kicks the teacher out of the call through a little bit of hacking.

“alright guys so i’ll be you’re substitute teacher for the day-“

tbh acts the same as he would in school. maybe a little more rebellious because, i mean, what is the teacher gonna do? send him to DETENTION? call his mOMMY?

Calls/spams literally everyone in his contacts because he’s so bored and lonely. Answer him!! Y’all will be on facetime for hours!!

He’s fun to facetime.

Will call you a loser if you don’t have an apple iPhone because then he can’t facetime you and facetiming is one of his favorite things to do to pass time (besides gaming)

HE A TRUE GAMER

Okay but he lowkey still tries at school for the sake of his grades and his future ;-; maybe calls asahi or sugawara for help??

always looks up his homework on the internet to see if he can get an answer key or something (he did that anyway even before corona but)

will do one subject for 3 hours thinking he’s finally done with everythinf till he realizes he has like 4 other subjects and needs to do those too.

Sending memes all the time

Tsukishima Kei

oh, what about corona again?

honestly could give NO fucks??. like ABSOLUTELY ZERO. nonxistent.

doesn’t even remember it’s still happening half the time.

is surprisingly very knowledgeable about corona.

he’s just smart and sciency¿ so he understands the ins and outs of corona like how it works and how its spread.

so if you tRULY want any update or background info on the corona virius, ask Tsukishima.

bitch don’t touch me you have rabies.

doesn’t care that he’s obligated to stay at home because he would have stayed either way. he very much likes being alone.

might go a little crazy cooped up in his room so he’ll hang with his brother/family or go outside before he says ‘okay that’s enough’ and goes back to his room.

isolation? oh okay *puts on headphones*

he rlly gonna be rocking it out in his room cus he can listen to music all day any day

developes a really bad sleep schedule since he had no way to get rid of the energy he got rid of at school.

still a huge tease so he says everyone has the corona virius.

is never online on social media which means he’s never up to date with his frIENDS. Doesn’t have a clue what those dipshits are doing and could care less (besides yamaguchi,, they probably facetime or call thru skype or something).

I bet the whole volleyball squad has a groupchat and honestly he puts all notifs on mute cus his phone keep goin DING DING DING DI DING ID DID IDKNG DING DIG

Brother: Omg why are you getting so many text messages?

Tsukki: Shut up

if he is online on the gc and he texts it would be simple replies like “Hi” “Okay.” “No.” “Goodbye.” and then he’s gone for another week

every first year is begging on their knees for tsukishima to give the answers or help them out and he obviously says: go do the hw yourselves idiots

besides yamaguchi!!!! again!! cus theyre gay for each other

maybe practices once in awhile with his brother or alone in his backyard but he doesn’t care

Tanaka Ryuunosuke

buys 101817 pounds of toilet paper because everyone else is? but not because of the same reason as asahi. he thinks toilet paper is the cure to corona.

GO STUPID AAAAAAAAA GO CRAZY AAAAAAAAAAA-

probably has a part time job at a grocery store so he still has to go to work 😭 i dont even know how he could have a job in the first place he’s probably always late-

still gamin with noya of course

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFTT

also buys like all the junk food thats in stock. and since he works at the grocery store he gets a ton of coupons and deals.

texts Kiyoko everyday goodmorning ❤️❤️❤️ and goodnight 😘😘 texts just to be left on read.

“i love it when she ignores me !!!”

scrolls through tiktoks for 1000 hours to pass time

School Is For Losers!!

similar to noya, he thought it was basicaly summer until he realized they were gonna be doing online school. literally had a fit and said he didnt wanna do jack squAt

Laughs so hard when nishinoya somehow kicks the teacher out of the call he’s like laughing so loud and hard he starts crying

all of the sudden has a better view on school

gets excited when he sees nishinoya on the call

makes funny and ugly ass faces when the teacher isn’t looking. everyone laughs and the teacher’s like 🤨

probably uses the green screen effect so he can change hus background (somehow) and accidentally misclicks a file so a girl wit a bikini becomes his background for .5 seconds before changing it to a cursed meme:

doesn’t get half the shit the teacher is talking about

but it’s okay because the half he doesn’t get is the other half noya gets

and the half noya doesnt get is the orher half tanaka gets

they’re two peas in a pod 🥰

until they try explaining it to each other and suddenly get confused?? mental malfunction ¿?

yeah im SMART!!!

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Daichi Sawamura

quite calm about the whole coronavirus

like he knows it is serious and understands how it is spread but he’s still calm about it??

tells everyone to sanitize and wash hands on a regular. and social distancing!!

honestly still wakes up like he does on normal school days and does all his academics just fine.

he even does gym activities (besides volleyball) for 30 minutes to an hour!!!! he be running on that treadmil! getting stronk!

does each subject on his own for 20-40 min each day. he’s really good at self discipline

makes sure sugawara and asahi are up to date on school work and will gladly help.

sadly can’t help the first years (and probably second years) because that info is deep in his brain and basically forgot how to do it after a year or two of not using it.

VERY VERY VERY sad that volleyball nationals are cut off. this is his last year and for it to be??? gone??? just because of some flu?!?! hates it.

he wishes school to go back and still has hope that school will go back to normal in a couple of weeks (even though it’s a slim chance).

asks the teacher questions whenever he has questions. He’s also vv considerate so he’ll ask questions he knows the answer to but asks them for anyone who’s confused ab it/wants to ask but is too shy. (literally i lov daichi sm)

Eats a healthy amount of everything

asks asahi for any updates on corona even though he’s quite up to date himself. he just wanna make sure he didn’t miss anything.

also doesn’t mind being around his family. he’ll do more chores around the house to help his parents out :> he’s literally perfect wtf

def does worry about everyone in the volleyball gc and anyone else he has contact with. Will also email classmates and ask if they’re doing all right. Even away from volleyball he’s a team player ☺️✌️

Is happy for the rest of the day when asahi tells him dogs can’t get corona.

Yamaguchi Tadashi

oaoaiquqhdkoaiaagadjsiwi?

doesn’t know what to believe anymore

keeps in touch with everyone!! always online 24/7 on social media, vball gc, you name it.

Literally everyone is acting so normal why are people so calm am i the only one worrying about this and the worlds future like this year has been really bad so far for not just me but the whole nation actually the entire world honestly like war almost broke out in january and now this corona stuff is really buttering my crissont the wrong way-

Even though tsukishima literally gives No Fucks, yamaguchi is the complete opposite.

like tsukki and yamaguchi call on skype and eVERY TIME yamaguchi starts with ‘how have you been? do you feel sick at all? have you drank enough water today?’ and so on

“What are you even worrying about?”

“Well...what if you get the corona virius?... it can be deadly, you know!! Thousands of people have died from it!!! The fact school is shutting down and people are panicking is making me feel like i should be panicking-“

Tsukki will then snarkily reassure him it’s fine and people their age are the least likely to get it bad.

Yamaguchi will feel a little better afterwords

“Thank you, Tsukki!”

Tsukki will ‘tch’ it off

Even though he gets really good grades he has triuble finding motivation to do any school work?? doing school work in his own home? 😐

His home was kinda a place he can chill whereas school is a place he can be fully focused

but now his home is ALSO school??!!?

Luckily he understands the work, at least.

When he sees tsukishima on the call, too, he instantly says hello.

“Tsukki!! Hey!! 😁”

“Shut up.”

“Gomen, Tsukki.”

Yeah. Even when they aren’t at school, he’s still the same as always.

He takes extra care of his family and always stays in touch with other relatives. Especially grandpa and grandma. THE SECOND he learned elderly people are at more risk you bet your ass he’s calling them making sure they’re okay. He checks up on them everyday now.

He peobably practices volleyball a little, too. He’s more focused on schoolwork though.

Sugawara Koushi

Have you guys ate dinner yet? 🥺

obviously checking up on everyone

he would fail as a mother if he didn’t.

Actually reads in his free time?? He finally has time on his hands to read these books so.... here we are!

Wakes up at a scheduled time everyday (minus weekends. Maybe sleeps for an extra hour or so).

He dresses in pjs rather than actual clothes because he’s not going anywhere with this social distancing thing.

Always tries to lighten the mood when all the students are on the online call. Maybe crack some joke or innocently play around with the effects.

He still pays close attention in class and does quite well on his own. No help from his parents! He can do everything on his own! He a big boi!

Does homework really well, too. Probably does extra work or more work than needed just because it makes him feel good afterwords.

Honestly i can see him cooking in his free time. If he doesnt feel like reading or scrolling mindlessly through his phone, he gonna cook.

Will make the best cookies in the universe.

HAS A HECK OF A SWEET TOOTH. NOT A DAY GOES BY WITHOUT HIM GETTING HIS PRETTY HANDS ON SUM TREAT

Honestly isn’t too good with exercise so he might gain a few pounds or grow the smallest chub 🥺🥺🥺 he would be so cute omfg.

is realy involved with his family!! they play a board/card game every friday night and have the best time.

if he has a dog, cat, or literally any animal you know he’s gona be hanging with them since he has more time.

Still! Playing! Volleyball! I mean by now every boy is practicing at least a little bit. He would probably be in his backyard playing volleyball with his family. Theyy’d set up a net and everythin! They’re all rookies at it but he still cherishes the moments with them.

It’s honestly still practice. Better than nothing

He talks about how his family plays volleyball and everyone is so jealous like 😭😭 makes him more grateful hearing half the volleyball team saying they have to practice alone.

Watching youtube videos of random videos/vines making him giggling.

“Hey, Dachi, look at this video.”

IS A SWEETHEART STFU !!!

[foreveralwaysanauthor]

Key Maker, Matchmaker

Monthly Prompts Day 21

August 21st - Key Maker

AU Used: High School AU

Characters: Giggles and Butchy (Teen Beach Movie)

Notes: This is my 500th post!

School was going to begin in a week and, as most students had, Giggles needed to get a spare key for her locker to give to the office just in case she lost her original key. The kids that bought combination locks for their lockers had it easy as they only needed to write down their combination and hand it in on the first day. The ones that had bought padlocks, on the other hand, needed to turn in a spare key. Most locks came with two keys in the first place, however, Giggles had gotten hers from her cousin who had graduated the year before. Said cousin had never gotten the spare key back, so Giggles was left having to bring her key to the hardware store and pay them to make her a new one.

She had waited in line for nearly twenty minutes, having gotten in line at the same time as a guy she had seen around school every now and then. Giggles made small talk with him, noting that he looked like he could be around the same age as her. As the line got shorter and shorter, Giggles began to fiddle with the key in her hand, flipping it between her fingers in mild boredom. Once she had been called to the desk, she quickly asked if she could have a copy made and was told it would be about twenty more minutes as they had just gotten slammed with a bunch of orders for key copies. Giggles agreed to that and left the store, digging into her purse for her wallet so she could get a burger from the sandwich shop next door.

After her twenty minutes went by, she went back for her key, arriving just in time to see the boy who she believed might’ve been her classmate’s older brother, Butchy, leaving the copying desk. She gave him a small smile in acknowledgement as he nodded to her, walking past him and up to the desk. Giggles took her new key and the original back, paying for the key with the cash she had leftover from her stop at the sandwich shop.

The day school had started, Giggles headed for the office, getting bombarded by her friends along the way. Lela Bandoni, one of Giggles’ classmates and close friends, had attacked her with a hug, nearly knocking the blonde to the floor as she did. Giggles waited in line with Lela, the line slowly but surely getting shorter as more workers lined up to help put keys into student’s folders. Within fifteen minutes, the line was nearly nonexistent. Giggles handed in one of her keys, receiving a paper with her new locker number in the Sophomore wing of the school. Giggles and Lela had lockers across from each other, making it easier for them to chat in between class periods.

Giggles brought the majority of her things to her locker, leaving her purse and her books for the classes she had after lunch within the purple and grey locker. While conversing with Lela and her other friends, Kiki and Tanner, Giggles locked her locker and followed her friends to their next classes. After two more classes, lunch rolled around. Giggles headed to her locker to retrieve her wallet from her backpack, finding herself unable to unlock her locker as her key was inside the front compartment of her backpack - the same backpack that was trapped inside her locker.

With a huff of agitation, Giggles speed-walked down the halls until she reached the office, asking for her spare key. Apparently, she wasn’t the only one to need it as four other students were waiting. Gosh, she felt like a stupid Freshman again, forgetting her key on the first day. Giggles received her key fairly quickly, making her way out of the office and holding the door for the same guy she had waited in line with at the hardware store. Giggles shook off the meeting, rushing back to her locker to retrieve her key and wallet.

Giggles reached her locker, pushing the key into the padlock and giving it a twist, only to find that the key would not turn. The key she had, was not the key for the lock. Giggles stared at the lock and mismatched key for a while with a disbelieving and devastated look on her face. With a groan, Giggles dropped her head onto the front of her locker; at this rate, all of the tater tots and good pizza would be gone and replaced with some kind of casserole that nobody liked.

Deciding that she could probably go to the hardware shop and ask if they still had the mold for her key and possibly have time to retrieve her money to get herself a salad or something before her break was over, Giggles pulled the key out of her padlock and headed for the exit of the school, signing herself out along the way. Her bike may not have been the greatest mode of transportation for the bumpy, fifteen minute ride, it got her there, nonetheless. Giggles settled her bike by the front door and hoped it wouldn’t be stolen from that spot as she stormed her way inside.

The boy from her school was already standing by the counter, looking utterly furious while he complained to one of the key makers. He grumbled something out as he leaned away from the counter. He caught Giggles’ eyes as the key maker walked away. “You too?” he questioned.

“Yeah,” Giggles said grumpily. “They gave me the wrong key and now I can’t get into my locker to get money for food.”

“Ah,” he acknowledged, “so this is the hangry Giggles that Lela keeps telling me about.”

Giggles looked up at the boy - goodness, he had to be almost a foot taller than her - and gave him a forced smile. “There, I smiled, happy?”

Butchy gave a smile in return, giving the blonde a nod. “Very.”

“Good for you, Butchy.” Giggles tucked her hair behind her ear as she crossed her arms over her chest. “I just wanted some pizza, for fucks sake.”

“Ooh, that’s not very ladylike,” Butchy commented with a smirk.

“Whoever said I was ladylike, has clearly never seen me drive,” Giggles quipped. “What’re you in here for anyway?” she asked after a moment of silence.

“Wrong key,” Butchy said simply, picking at his fingernails as he waited for the key maker to return. “My original key is in the saddlebag of my motorcycle and Lugnut is borrowing my motorcycle to bring Struts to a doctor’s appointment. I was able to borrow CheeChee’s car to get here.”

Giggles nodded, glancing around the room before her eyes landed on a lock that had been left on the counter. “Is that yours?” she pondered aloud.

Butchy followed her gaze to the lock before nodding. “Yeah, one of the guys from the autobody department knows how to pick locks, so I asked him if he’d mind helping me.”

“Why does he know how to pick locks?” Giggles asked, unsure if she wanted the answer.

“No clue.” Butchy shrugged. “We dont ask, he doesn’t tell. Simple as that.”

While Giggles guessed that made sense, she was still curious as to why this highschool kid knew how to pick locks well enough that he would be asked to remove them frequently. Giggles shook her head with a sigh, watching as the key maker looked through files on the computer near the copying machine. “Butchy, you were in line at the same time I was the other day, do you think our keys might’ve been swapped?”

Butchy took up his padlock, twirling it around on his finger as he weighed out the idea. “I guess.” Butchy held the lock for a moment, giving it a short once-over before sliding the latch into place and locking it shut. “Let’s give it a shot.”

“Why did you lock it?” Giggles asked incredulously. “If it isn’t the right key, you-”

“Can just get the right key out of my saddlebag later,” Butchy claimed, giving Giggles that same grin he had before. “Care to try the key?”

GIggles rolled her eyes with a sigh, pulling the key from her pocket and pushing it into the lock Butchy held. “I really hope this works,” she claimed.

Butchy simply nodded at her, hoping to get things over with so he could go eat lunch. Giggles took a short breath and turned the key, hearing a faint *click* from the black and red object. Giggles let the key go, allowing Butchy to swing the latch back out away from the lock. Without removing the key, Butchy placed the padlock into his back pocket and pulled the key he had been given from the key maker from his front pocket.

“I believe this belongs to you,” Butchy chuckled, holding the small key out to Giggles. 

Giggles snatched up the key, pocketing it quickly. “Thank you,” she said in return. “I suppose we should head back to school, then, huh?”

“I suppose so,” Butchy agreed, gesturing for the blonde to lead the way. As they reached the exit, Butchy glanced at the watch on his wrist. It was nearly time for lunch to end. “How are you getting to school?”

“I’ve got my bike, don’t worry about me,” Giggles brushed off simply, heading for the bike rack and pulling her pale blue bike from it.

“It’s almost time for sixth period, you know?” Butchy asked as he put his hands in his pockets. “You’ll have no time for lunch if you take your bike.”

Giggles gave a huff and watched Butchy as she leaned onto her handlebars. “Well, what do you propose, then?”

“Put that thing in the backseat of Cheech’s car and we can stop at that taco place on the way back to school.” Butchy stated as though it had been the most obvious decision. “That way, nobody has to go hungry and, better yet, nobody other than me has to deal with your hangry attitude, Miss Wilson.”

“That sounds like a great idea, Mr. Bandoni.”

[turtle-steverogers]

Chips the Cat

2 fics in 2 days?? whoa

warnings: cursing, hairballs, al panics a bit at the end but its not too bad

ship: ralbert

word count: 1378

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“You’re not allergic to cats, right?”

Albert allows his head to drop, absentmindedly fumbling for the remote and muting the TV as Queso perks his head up from his lap.

“Race, did you get a fucking cat?”

There was a pause and Albert groaned, shifting Queso off his thighs and pushing himself up from the couch.  Race was standing in the doorway, a sheepish look on his face and arms held protectively around a blue and grey pet carrier.  Behind him, several bags of cat food, a litter box, and a small cat bed were lined up unceremoniously on the ground.

Albert doesn’t hold back the exasperated groan that’s been on standby since Race opened the door.

“You got a fucking cat,” he concludes, wincing as Queso bounds over from the couch and begins barking loudly at the carrier, “Race, what were you thinking!? Do we even make enough money to care for another living creature?”

Race shrugs, setting down the carrier and unlatching the cage door, “I’m getting a raise this weekend,” he says, sounding a bit like he’s trying to diffuse a bomb, “plus, I couldn’t just let this little guy go.”

Albert watches as he pulls a young orange tabby from the cage, “Meet Chips!” Race exclaims brightly, “I named him on the way home.”

Albert raises an eyebrow, “Chips?” he asks slowly, “As in Chips...and Queso.”

Race beams stroking a hand down Chips’ head, “That’s the idea!”

“Unbelievable,” Albert mumbles, “you know, you could have called me to discuss before you adopted him, like- I don’t know- adults.”

The smile seeps off Race’s face and his shoulders sag a little, “Are you seriously mad?”

“A little,” Albert admits, “You can’t just go making big decisions like this without talking to me first.”

Race pouts a little, stroking a hand down Chips’ head and scratching his back a little, “I’m sorry,” he says, “So, we can’t keep him?”

Albert sighs as Chips begins to purr, cuddling closer to Race’s chest, “Does he make you happy?”

Race nods, a little hesitant and very hopeful, and suddenly, all the fight drains out of Albert.

“Well, I’ll look like a fucking monster if I say no,” He mumbles, more to himself than anything else, “yes, we can keep him.”

The smile replaces itself on Race’s face, lighting up his blue eyes behind his glasses.

“Fuck yeah!” He pumps his fist, crossing further into the room and narrowly dodging Queso as he tries to jump for the cat in his arms.

“But you have to be the one to make sure that Queso doesn’t murder him,” Albert demands, pointing a finger in Race’s direction, “and don’t expect me to clean his litter box.”

Race nods, wide eyed, “No, yeah, of course.  I’ll take care of him 100 percent.”

XXX

“Race, get your fuckin’ cat, Jesus Christ!”

Albert resists the urge to throw the goddamn thing as Chips bats his head with his paw for the millionth time since the movie started.  Queso was growling up at him, drowning out the sounds of Indiana Jones in the background.  

“If you wanna murder him already, I’m not gonna stop you,” Albert grumbles to Queso, ducking his head as Chips takes another swing at his ear.

“No, no one is murdering anyone,” Race snaps, padding into the room and plucking Chips up from his purchase on the back of the couch, “you coulda just moved him if he was bothering you so much.”

“I tried!” Albert cries, sitting up indignantly, “He just hissed at me and started doing it again!”

Queso was whining now, turning in circles by Albert’s feet and casting furtive glances towards where Chips was grooming himself on Race’s lap.

“That fucking gremlin seems to only like you,” Albert says, not bothering to keep the distaste from his tone.

“He can sense that you’re bothered with him,” Race says, staring lovingly down at Chips, who now lay asleep against his stomach.

“I don’t think cats work like that,” Albert scrunches his nose, “I just think he hates me.”

Race shrugs, “He’ll warm up to ya.”

“Hip hip fucking hooray.”

XXX

“Queso, no! No, Queso, leave him- no- fuck, RAAACE!”

Race barrels into the room freezing momentarily to take in the scene of Albert holding Queso back while Chips shoves soil at them from his perch on one of the windowsills.  

He stifles a laugh and Albert shoots him a glare, “Shut the hell up and get your fucking demon out of the succulents.”

Swallowing his laughter and putting on a solemn face, Race crosses to Chips and sets him on the ground.

“He’s just restless,” Race insists, “I just need to get him a cat tree or something.”

“Then fucking do it and don’t let him mess with my plants!” Albert just barely stops himself from stomping his foot.

“Okay, okay,” Race raises his hands in mock surrender, “I’ll go do that now.  Go walk Queso or something.”

Albert huffs, grumbling to himself as he grabs Queso’s leash off its hook.  On his way out, he tosses a middle finger in Chips’ direction.

“Albert Dasilva!”

“He deserves it!”

XXX

It’s the middle of the goddamn night and Chips is scratching.  Race had kept to his word and gotten Chips a cat tree, but since then, the fucking terror has done nothing but scratch the fucking thing.  Albert wouldn’t mind if Race hadn’t insisted that they keep the tree in their bedroom so, ‘Chips can sleep near us, c’mon, you let Queso sleep in our bed.’

Albert had lost that argument as soon as the Queso card was pulled.  You can’t really argue with hypocritical logic.

“Will you fucking stop already!?” Albert hisses into the dark quiet of the room, careful not to wake Race or Queso up.

He sees Chips’ yellow eyes turn in his direction and they hold eye contact for a tense moment before he hops up onto the bed next to Albert.

“Oh no you don’t,” Albert says through clenched teeth as Chips’ begins to knead his paws into his stomach.

Albert groans, letting his head drop back onto the pillow, “You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.”

XXX

He’s home alone, fist clenched tightly in his hair as he tried to regain control over his breathing.  Queso’s hovering uncertainly nearby, providing company and comfort, but not coming closer for fear of overwhelming Albert.  

He hadn’t expected the movie he’d been watching to trigger him, but one loud fight and a door slam later, he was 15 years old again, cowering in the kitchen while his father yells at him relentlessly.  

The shaking is getting worse and Albert has half a thought to call Race, but he’s in a meeting right now and that would be unfair to ask of him.  No, he could handle this by himself.  Everything was going to be okay.

Another shout sounds from the TV and Albert gasps, reaching for the remote and forcefully shutting it off.  He braces his forearms on his knees and leans forward, opening his eyes and attempting to tap back into his surroundings.  Queso comes a little closer, nudging his hand with his nose until Albert begins to run a shaking hand down his head.

It does a little to calm his nerves, but his heartbeat is still too erratic and his senses are still foggy and anxious.  Across the room, Chips meows loudly and Albert looks up in time to see him knock his plastic food bowl off the counter.  It’s empty and bounces when it hits the ground and Chips fixes Albert with a look as if to say, ‘feed me’.

Albert huffs out a surprised laugh, panic forgotten as he stands from the couch, crossing to pick up the bowl before filling it with cat food.  He sets it back on the counter and watches in surprise as Chips nestles his head against his arm before digging into the food.

“Ya know, you’re not actually that bad,” Chips purrs in response and Albert smiles, “I think I might not hate you.”

Chips cuts himself off from eating and begins to convulse violently, spitting up a hairball a few moments later.

Albert blinks, “What the fuck.”

Chips just looks at him again, meowing.

-

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The story of us

A/N: so this is part two of “The moment I knew” and yes all the parts will have Taylor Swift themed titles because I think they all go with the story. Also yes there will be a part three dont worry.

Your longest fight with Ashton lasted a whole 6 hours. But this was different than any other fight you’ve had with him. This wasn’t even a fight per se, you were mad and disappointed at him and he had no clue. It’s been two weeks since “the incident”, as Calum liked to refer to it as and you still weren’t talking to Ashton. You ignored all his texts not even able to think about him without thinking about how you fell apart at your own party. You weren’t the only one mad at Ashton, so were his other three bandmates. They couldn’t believe he would let a girl prevent him from going to the best party of the year.

Since the party and “the incident” you and Luke have gotten really close. It started out as Luke checking up on you to make sure you were okay, then the two of you started going out on coffee dates and eventually started dating. Calum and Michael didn’t mind at all but you all knew if Ashton found out Luke might not live another day. Ashton always said dating his best friends were off limits and you respected that but you couldn’t help what naturally happened between the two of you.

Calum and Michael have been hanging around your place a lot more too. You got off work around the same time they got done in the studio so they just started coming over. It was a given that Luke was there but you didn’t mind that the other two tagged along.

Luke groans sitting on the couch putting his arm around you “He asked about you today. If we’ve seen you or talked to you”

You nod leaning your head on his shoulder “yeah what’d you say?”

“I said we’ve talked, I didn’t tell him we’ve been coming here after the studio though. He needs to figure out on his own that you’re mad”

“Yeah well, maybe we could tell him if-“

Michael starts to say but Calum stops him

“Michael don’t,” he says giving Michael a dirty look

You look around at the three boys “what...if what tell me”

Luke sighs “he’s been bringing her to the studio”

Calum avoids eye contact with you “I think he knows we’re mad at him and he’s using her as a buffer but let me tell you I’m so close to yelling at him”

Michael nods in agreement “me too mate, she ruins the whole writing process. Plus she’s so needy I don’t get how he can deal with that”

You look at Luke concerned “I’m not needy am I?”

Luke shakes his head taking your hand in his “Not even close to needy....maybe we can call a band meeting and talk to him about everything that’s happened”

Calum and Michael agree with Luke and they start drafting a text for their group chat.

You look over at the blonde haired boy “Luke promise me you won’t mention us, I don’t need a lecture from him about how I broke our one rule”

He kisses your temple softly “I won’t tell him I promise”

You point at the other two boys “you two have to keep your mouths shut too”

They nod handing Calum’s phone to Luke “sound good?”

You read over Luke’s shoulder “tomorrow you’re gonna talk to him tomorrow?” You sit up “what if he wants to talk to me after? I’m not ready to talk to him”

Luke rubs his thumb softly on the top of your hand “hey, calm down you have to talk to him even if you don’t want to. If you want I’ll make sure we’re all here when he wants to”

You nod leaning back into Luke “please I can’t do it alone”

They all agree to make sure to be there for you if need be. The rest of the day is spent with the boys play video games while you cook some dinner for you guys. After you all eat Calum and Michael leave, leaving you and Luke alone. You two end up watching a movie and falling asleep on the couch.

In the morning Luke heads out to Ashton’s house assuring you everything will be okay. You get a text from the other two boys telling you they’ll be over afterward with in-and-out which calms your anxieties a bit.

Luke was pacing in Ashton’s kitchen trying his hardest not to blow up on him. He couldn’t believe that he would let her come to a band meeting. Calum and Michael were talking to him in the other room asking him to get her to leave or go into another room. He finally agrees and asks her to go into their room. He sighs loudly running his hands through his hair as they walk back into the kitchen.

“What’s this about?” Ash asks sitting on a barstool next to Mike and Calum.

“We have to talk about our writing sessions, and a certain party that happened a few weeks back,” Michael says looking at Ashton

He sighs loudly “what about our writing sessions?” Ignoring the second statement.

Michael looks at Calum with a “your turn” look. Calum rolls his eyes “Mate you can’t keep bringing her, it’s ruining the vibe”

Ashton scoffs “come on why not”

Luke looks at Ashton “we don’t bring our girlfriends why do you have to bring yours all of a sudden?”

Ashton raises his eyebrows “girlfriends? What girlfriend do you have?”

Luke laughs getting nervous “none but that’s not the point Ash, we wouldn’t bring ours to a writing session or skip Y/n’s party for no reason”

“I hope you know you really hurt her Ash, she broke down in front of everyone because your girlfriend hates her and wouldn’t let you come,” Calum says slightly annoyed

Michael looks at Ashton “we had to help her set up. We had to sing with her to try and cheer her up because you weren’t there. We had to pick up the pieces while you sat here with your girlfriend.” He says yelling slightly

Ashton looks down and picks at his nails “I didn’t know it was that big a deal she won’t even text me back...I really fucked up guys”

Calum scoffs “you think”

Luke nods “she wants you in her life so badly and you’re pushing her away because of some girl. You promised you’d be there. You promised you’d never let anything get in between you two but you did. You broke her heart, Ash”

Ashton gives him a dirty look “don’t rub it in You two I know she’s mad” he sighs “you really think she doesn’t like y/n”

They all shrug and Luke nods “she’s disappointed not mad and dude she hates her so much you can’t tell?”

Ashton shrugs “I dunno I just thought she was jealous as fuck. Which I know is shitty but I love her you guys”

Luke nods “we all know you do but you can’t drop us or y/n because of her”

Ash looks at Luke confused “why do you care so much, Luke? You and y/n are barely friends”

Luke scratches the back of his neck awkwardly “uh after the party I checked up on her a few times to make sure she was okay and we I dunno became friends”

Ashton looks at Calum and Michael “what about you two? Are you close with her now too?”

They nod trying not to make him mad

Ashton runs his fingers through his hair getting up and starts pacing “so you all have been hanging out with her...without me, talking about what happened and she didn’t think about talking to me? Not even once?”

Calum nods “she’s upset do you blame her”

Ashton curses under his breath “no but I have to go talk to her. Right now” he grabs his keys

Luke gets up “uhh why don’t we go with you? Pick some food up and go talk to her”

He nods “let’s go we can all fit in my car we can pick up some burgers on the way”

They all nod getting up, getting into Ashton’s car. They all head to in-and-out getting what Calum and Michael promised you. When they get to your place ash parks the car sitting there for a moment “what if she won’t talk to me”

Michael sighs “come on mate you two are best friends, she’ll want to talk to you”

Ashton nods getting out of the car, the three boys following close behind. He knocks on the door getting nervous you’ll slam it in his face.

You walk up to the door expecting Luke and maybe Calum and Michael. But when you opened the door to see Ashton standing there you couldn’t even speak. He was looking up at you with a look that you’ve never seen on his face before. He sighs “y/n….can we talk, please”

[the-static-and-i]

⏳ :)

// SO THIS IS A FUCKING LONG ONE, AND UM, OOF AT THE ENDING?? BUT IM P HAPPY WITH HOW THE REST OF IT CAME OUT, SO HERE THE FUCK WE ARE??? 

ITS ALSO A CLOAK BOI, CAUSE IM A FUCKING SLUT FOR THAT SHIT RN, AND ITS KIND OF A CONTINUATION OF THE LAST REQUEST FIC? THIS TIME ITS ~EVERYONE~ GETTING FUCKED ON.

TW: Prison-esque cells, chains, collars, bomb mention, anxiety, anxiety inducing text, drowning, shattered glass, glass shards, cuts, electrocution, character death. Please let me know if i missed anything, this is a big one.

They had been trapped for four days. No word from Sam or Marvin or Anti or even the cult assholes. Jackie had been fruitlessly trying to hack to each of their accounts, hoping for a clue or a location, some physical place he could go and get Marvin and everyone out of.

Finally, as he set his bags onto the bed of their new hotel room, he got five notifications from the server all at once. He glanced at it, assuming it was just casual conversation with weird timing, but saw each one of them was from Two. The preview of every message read "Tick tock. :)...", and Jackie fumbled to unlock his phone, pulling up the server and the first chat he saw, Phaedo. Everyone active was responding negatively at the code underneath the message, but he saw Chance and Alex mentioning getting onto solving it.

Nic rested his hand on Jackie's arm, hugging him from behind. Jackie relaxed a little, leaning back into the hold and turning off his phone, hoping that someone would get the code quick.

He got his wish; by the time he woke up the next morning, all groups had solved the code and JJ had dm'ed him.

"They're taunting you. You know it's probably a trap, right?"

He pulled up the code, seeing a link that led to a picture of Marvin chained up, the caption reading "Better hurry, hero. Your brother's waiting." With some coordinates attached. He sighed, looking over at Nic who had been working on the code late last night while Jackie had been trying to get information on the cult members. He was curling closer to Jackie's side, still asleep.

He sighed quietly, plugging the coordinates into his map app, seeing that they led scarily close to their current hotel. Anxiety chewed at his nerves, but he ignored it as best he could, finally typing a quick message back to JJ, "I know, but we dont have a choice. I'll be careful."

He turned over, wrapping an arm around Nic and hugging him close for a moment, long enough that he slowly starting waking up, before laying a gentle kiss to his forehead.

Nic was giving him a sleepy smile when he pulled away, and he uttered a soft "Hey."

"Hey. That code last night? Leads to more coordinates. They're nearby, so I'm gonna head out. You should try to stay out of the hotel, just in case it's not a coincidence that they're so close."

Nic yawned and nodded, working his way up but pausing to stretch. Jackie followed suit, pulling the sheets up lazily and moving to find his bag and costume.

10 minutes later, they were both outside, Nic heading towards the local mall, Jackie speed-walking over to the destination from the code. There was nothing on the map in the location, but the cultists had confirmed that they had gotten the answer, so he didnt hesitate more in getting going.

It turns out the map was wrong, he realized as he reached the destination. There was a small, beat up shack, the remnants of a burned house or some small fort, on the property. He heaved a sigh, watching his steps closely as he moved toward the building, texting updates to the group chat.

He stepped onto the foundation, breathing a small sigh of relief that nothing had jumped out and attacked him in the 6 yard gap between sidewalk and cement.

He glanced down at the group chat, seeing Two piping in with a simple "tick tock," repeating themself but setting Jackie's nerves on fire. He buried his anger and confusion at how they got into the locked chat, telling them to fuck off and then saying hed be back soon.

He stayed quiet as he looked around again, turning off his phone and slipping it into his pocket as he passed the blackened remains of a doorframe.

In the corner of the next room was a cellar door, metal and grey, with a rusty padlock keeping chains around the handles. He ripped off the chains easily, pulling the doors open and eyeing the steps warily.

This was so a trap. He sighed again, grabbing one door and pulling it off of the hinges so he had less chance of getting trapped in whatever hell was waiting for him, before finally descending.

His vision didnt change the farther down he went, but he could feel the dull throbbing in his temples that meant his night vision had kicked in.

All around him were cells, empty ones that didnt even have food trays or windows, and definitely no bed. His ears perked as he heard shuffling in one of them farther ahead, looking into it and seeing- "Marvin?"

Jackie was quick to pull open the door, his brother looking up at him with weary eyes, but a small smile twitching up his lips.

"Knew you'd make it. Little help?" Marvin rattled the chains around his wrists, Jackie nodding and pulling them out of the walls, then getting to work on unlocking them from around his limbs.

"You look like shit, Marv." Jackie tried to sound playful, but he had been worried as fuck, and he wasnt totally convinced this wasnt a trap.

"Its this new diet I'm trying: not eating or sleeping for a few days? Maybe you should give it a shot." Jackie snorted, successfully pulling both sets of chains off of Marvin's limbs before noticing the big fucking collar.

"Jesus, 's this overkill or what?" He mumbled under his breath.

"Right, that's what I'm saying, it's not like I- ow- not like I punched him in the throat or anything." Jackie gave him a look. "I didnt! I elbowed his nose. Sam punched him in the throat!"

Jackie tensed up, glancing back through the bars but not seeing anybody. "Sam's here? Who else is?"

"She uh, she was? Anti came and dragged her out a bit before you got here, and she didn't look like she was in the best shape.. You're going after them, right?" The collar came off finally, Marvin grabbing it and setting it aside carelessly. He stood up as Jackie moved backwards, his knees protesting at the movement as blood flooded back into them. He wobbled on his feet, leaning hard against Jackie as his numb feet struggled to support him. "Shit.."

When he was stable enough to stand on his own, Jackie finally responded. "Course I'm going after them, he cant hurt anybody else. Who else is here? Can you get them out?" His mind was racing, his eyes flicking between Marvin's dull ones.

"I.. can try? But my magic.." He tried to create a flame at his fingertips, instead getting small sparks that fizzled out. "Yeah, no. Do you even know where he took her?"

Jackie hesitated before shaking his head. "No. So I'll get everyone out, and then we have to find out how to get them home safe.." Jackie tried to ignore that that would be harder than he made it sound, stepping back into the hallway and onto the next cell.

Finally, all five people stood in the hallway, shaking and crying but unharmed. Marvin led them out, following Jackie's shouted directions, since he held the rear.

As they all climbed out, in an almost single-file orderly line, Jackie heard something. He turned his head, his foot still on the bottom step, only seeing the long hallway with an unnatural darkness at the end of it. His fight or flight kicked in, rocking forward on his toes as he turned back to Marvin, who was holding a hand out to him.

"Jackie dont, you dont know what's in there and we have to get these guys safe."

"I know, but-" tick tock. The sound reverberated off the walls, Jackie looked back and saw a shape forming in the darkness.

"Dont you fucking dare, Jackie come on!" Marvin called, but Jackie didnt look at him, instead stepping down and turning towards the hallway.

"Get them out of here, please. Stay safe," he heard Marvin groan in irritation, before he corralled the people together and led them away. Jackie waited until their steps faded away before he moved down the hall, glancing into every cell as he passed. tick tock.

He stopped and listened as the sound came again, hoping to locate its source but no dice. The echoes had faded when he finally moved again, his pace even slower than before, in case the ticking was a bomb or something similar.

ticktock. He flinched, his head ducking to his left as he swore the sound was right in his ear, nothing more than a quick whisper that had his skin crawling. He looked around hastily, ensuring he wasnt about to be jumped, before he picked up his pace again, realizing that the noises were coming from Anti or similar, not anything that would explode.

He glanced into the next set of cells, tick tock tick. It came from in front of him, so he kept moving. Ticktocktick. He started running, the shape at the end of the hallway solidifying the closer he got. ticktockticktock. The hallway seemed to drag on, he stopped checking the cells, nearly sprinting. tick tock tick tock.

He skidded to a stop as everything warbled around him, the cells fading to dirty plastered walls, ticktocktick, the end of the hallway rushing forward to meet him. He backed up, trying to outrun the stone wall, tick tock tick, but it stopped far before it reached him, blending seamlessly into the rest of the wall before he could blink. ticktock.

He looked around the new room in a rush, realizing the sound was slowing down and he had no idea where he was. tick tock. He walked over to where the stone wall had been, banging against it and hoping to find it hollow. It wasnt though, and he huffed an irritated worried sigh, turning and putting his back to the wall, tick. tock. as he reexamined his surroundings. There was no door, no window, no light source, no pillars, nothing. The walls were bare, the floor was wooden, the ceiling was low and empty.

tick. He heard a glitching sound, his eyes having to readjust to the sudden green light of Anti appearing. In front of the glitch was Sam, struggling desperately against the arm around her throat. tock.

Jackie ran and lunged forward, Anti's cackle echoing around the room as he glitched away. He was kicked from behind, a boot to the center of his back that had him stumbling over his own feet. He swiveled midair, landing on his ass and shielding his face against whatever blow might be coming.

There wasnt one. Instead, Anti stood in front of him, flicking open and closed a knife at his side. His leer was cruel, almost illuminating the rest of his face. Jackie didnt look away, pushing himself to his feet as he forced his heartrate down.

"No witty quips or clever catchphrase, hero?" Anti sneered, his body glitching out.

"Nah, you arent worth the effort. But if you want-"

"If I’m not-" tick, "maybe she is." He smiled, glitching Sam back into the room. She shook her head as she saw them both, quickly hugging herself and backing away. "Or maybe him?" tock, Nic glitched in, looking around the room confused. He glared at Anti as soon as he gained his bearings, reaching out for Jackie.

As his hand brushed the fabric of Jackie’s costume, he was thrown back across the room like he had been shocked. He sat up quickly, seeing Jackie was back against the opposite wall, like he had been shocked too. Nic rushed toward his side, hitting a glass wall after only a couple steps. He hit it hard, staggering back but not falling. He pressed his hands against the pane, turning to glance at his side and seeing Sam with her hands pressed against two glass walls of her own, one separating them.

“Sammy, you okay?” He asked, seeing the bags under her eyes and her shaking arms. She stared blankly out through the glass, giving only a small nod in response.

“You?” Her voice was quiet, hoarse, Nic couldnt tell if it was from screaming or not having water in a few days, but he figured he didnt want to know just yet.

“Uh, was good up until now. We’re gonna be oka-” As if on cue, the sound of rushing water cut him off quickly, and he muttered a soft curse. He looked forward again, seeing Jackie standing up again, with Anti between him and the glass cells.

“Tick tock, Jackaboy. Who’ll you save this time?” Anti glitched away, his voice still reverberating as he spoke again, “My money’s on neither.”

“Fuck you, asshole!” Nic shouted, banging on the glass once before stepping back from it. Anti laughed joyfully, either at Nic or at Jackie running full speed at the glass in front of him.

His body slammed into the wall in front of Nic, the box wobbling back and forth, the water at his feet sloshing around in tandem. He backed up, looking over at Sam and seeing her backed against the wall opposite Nic. She ran forward too, her impact rocking both of their boxes a little. She groaned softly and rubbed her shoulder, backing up again anyway.

“Sam dont, dont hurt yourself. I got this, Im getting you both out of here.” He ran forward again, hearing the glass crack as his arm hit the same spot again. The cage rocked back dangerously far, Nic calling out as he pushed himself forward to offset the weight. It worked, the cage stabilized, and Jackie was ready to run again. “Back up.”

Nic complied, and Jackie ran full speed at the cage, successfully breaking through the glass with his shoulder. He pushed himself through the big fucking hole, further shattering the glass until he could reach Nic.

Sam gasped next to them, but Jackie didnt divert his attention yet. “D-dads, if something happens, you two get out, i love you both, tell everyone im so-” her voice was rushed, but her own screams still cut her off.

Jackie looked over quickly, seeing wires laying in the water at her feet. The electricity off of them was visible, and Sam was fighting to not let her legs give out. Jackie cursed, hastily jumping back from Nic’s cage and readying himself to run again, Nic standing next to him. He didnt object, instead cueing Nic to run with him, the two of them rocking the box back. She yelped as the water climbed higher up her bare legs, but bit her lips and leaned forward against the rocking.

The two of them backed up again, barely waiting for the box to stabilize again before taking off. The glass cracked loudly, a small shatter going across the entire front of the pane. Water started spurting out from the cracks, but it kept climbing higher, soaking her shorts and tank top without going past her belly button yet. She cried out as the electricity increased, her body doubling over and accidentally splashing into the water.

Her voice doubled as Jackie and Nic backed up, Ren trying to take over and front so Sam didnt have to suffer any more. The box rocked back as the shatter got bigger, not breaking but getting close, so close, they were so close.

“We love you both, you can do this, we believe in y-” The electricity increased again, and Ren gasped, feeling her heart beat shudder and fuck up, her breath catching in her throat. She couldnt even cough, the water rising up to her throat making her larynx twitch and close up.

The men, her dad, her dads that she rarely talked to, slammed into the glass, but it bounced them off of it instead of breaking. She heard Anti’s laugh, his cruel, sadistic, grating laugh, before the water rose again, covering her ears and eyes and soon her whole head. She couldnt move, her body was so stiff, she had to swim, had to fucking move, come on, please, but she couldnt force her muscles to tense or relax.

On the other side of the glass, she saw the shapes of Jackie and Nic, still throwing themselves at the glass, she tried so desperately hold her breath, to hold out, to keep herself alive so Sam could hug them both again. The electricity, Anti, was so against her determination though, increasing until she could actually feel her heart struggle to keep pumping as all of her muscles froze up.

She screamed out, seeing the shadows on the other side coming closer again, fucking hoping that this was the one. Her vision went dark all at once, but she didnt hear the glass break. She tried to open her eyes, tried to look out at her family, tried so hard to call out to them, but her body wasnt responding, barely even twitching as the electricity increased more. She didnt even feel it happen; she was gone.